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McChoke & Puke Employee Smacked For Selling “Smack”

- by - January 30, 2014 - 09:05 America/New_York - Be first to Comment!

Pull into the “drive – up” at a Pittsburgh McDonalds & say “I’d like to order a toy.”, then pull up to the pick – up window to get your food which slso contained a bag of Heroin. Looks like this gives a whole new meaning to getting a “Happy Meal”.


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Contest Ends at Midnight.





The Darkside of iOwnTheWorld - by - January 6, 2014 - 15:58 America/New_York - 21 Comments


First Finalist in the Puk Awards

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Puk Awards Semi Final

The Darkside of iOwnTheWorld - by - January 4, 2014 - 21:16 America/New_York - 11 Comments

Ends at 6pm et Sundaycm4b


The PUK Award Final Four

Home - by - January 3, 2014 - 23:02 America/New_York - 3 Comments

cm4bcm2bcm1acm3aGo Here To Vote For The 1st Semi-Final

Puk Awards Cage Match #1

Home - by - December 30, 2013 - 20:17 America/New_York - 1 Comment

The Peoples Cube v. The Looking Spoon

See the Images and Vote HERE.

Puk Award Top 8

Home - by - December 29, 2013 - 19:05 America/New_York - 9 Comments

Cage Matches will begin tomorrow.

We will have the head to head final this coming Friday.

Here are the top 8


PUK Award Nominations Round 2

Home - by - December 29, 2013 - 00:30 America/New_York - 24 Comments

Thumb up your favorites. Thumbing will last until 6PM ET Sunday, 29th.


1st Set of Puk Award Semi-Finalists Have Been Chosen

Home - by - December 28, 2013 - 20:04 America/New_York - Be first to Comment!

You can see them HERE

The second batch of ten (that you will be able to vote on) will be posted sometime tonight just after midnight ET

1st Set of PUK Award Semi-Finalists

The Darkside of iOwnTheWorld - by - December 28, 2013 - 20:02 America/New_York - 7 Comments


Puk Awards Preliminary Round ONE (of Two)

Home - by - December 28, 2013 - 00:22 America/New_York - 32 Comments

The Top 4 make it through.

Thumb up the ones you like. Thumbing ends Saturday, 28th at 8pm ET.



Home - by - December 26, 2013 - 13:44 America/New_York - 204 Comments

It’s that time of year again.


In the comments below nominate the year’s best agitprop. You can nominate yourself, you can nominate as many images as you want. Just leave a link to the art that you think deserves a nod.

The art must be tagged with an author or website.

PUK-440x650In Honor of one of the best iOTW commenters of all-time -Peter UK (RIP)

The iOTW staff will whittle the images down to a top 20. You, the readers, will vote on these 20 images. The top ten will be passed along to a Guest Judge (to be named later) who will put these in numerical order, naming one of the pieces as the year’s PUK AWARD WINNER.

To catch up on past ceremonies, and to read about the namesake of the PUK AWARD,

CLICK HERE (scroll down a few posts)

Nominations will be accepted until December 20th, and we will bump this post from time to time.


“Party ‘Till Ya’ Puke”

- by - October 23, 2013 - 02:17 America/New_York - 2 Comments

Two high school girls decided to host not 1, not 2, but 3 parties, while their parents were away. The parents were not supposed to return until Monday, but showed up Sunday evening when the 3rd party was in full swing.

The cops were called & the girls were busted. OOPS!!!

Have an Hour? Wanna Puke? (old_oaks)

- by - August 9, 2013 - 21:53 America/New_York - 3 Comments

Liberal handbook on firearms is presented. I made it through page 15, maybe I’m RACIST???

Horse Pays “McChoke & Puke”

- by - July 24, 2013 - 01:27 America/New_York - 2 Comments

A lady in England rode her horse up to the “Drive – Thru” window & was refused service. She took the horse into the restaurant where it proceeded to pay for the “Non – Service”

There Aren’t Enough Adjectives To Properly Characterize This Puke

Home - by - May 7, 2013 - 08:13 America/New_York - 24 Comments

I sympathize with anyone trying to minimize the amount of money they fork over to the grubbermint, but this litany of excuses wrecks her case and puts her squarely in angry, entitled, Ingrateland.

The Blaze -

Grammy-winning singer Lauryn Hill stood in federal court Monday and compared her experience in the music business to the slavery her ancestors endured before a judge sentenced her to three months in prison for failing to pay about $1 million in taxes over the past decade.

“I am a child of former slaves who had a system imposed on them,” Hill said before U.S. Magistrate Madeline Cox Arleo. “I had an economic system imposed on me.”

Hill, who started singing with the Fugees as a teenager in the 1990s before releasing her multiplatinum 1998 album “The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill,” pleaded guilty last year to failing to pay taxes on more than $1.8 million earned from 2005 to 2007. Monday’s sentencing also took into account unpaid state and federal taxes in 2008 and 2009 that brought the total earnings to about $2.3 million.

Despite having paid more than $900,000 in the past several days, Hill still owes interest and penalties, the U.S. attorney’s office said.

Grammy Winning Singer Headed to Prison for 3 Months for Failing to Pay $1 Million Owed in Taxes

“Over-commercialization and its resulting restrictions and limitations can be very damaging and distorting to the inherent nature of the individual,” Hill wrote. “I did not deliberately abandon my fans, nor did I deliberately abandon any responsibilities, but I did however put my safety, health and freedom and the freedom, safety and health of my family first over all other material concerns! I also embraced my right to resist a system intentionally opposing my right to whole and integral survival.”



Shut up and pay your taxes. You got caught cheating – PERIOD.

McChoke & Puke Now Requires 4 Year Degree – Pogosticks

- by - April 4, 2013 - 17:01 America/New_York - Be first to Comment!

“Hey, little Jimmy. If you try real hard at school, get into college, pay your way through, study more, manage to graduate, then work at a crummy all-night convenience store till you get shot, you might stand a slim chance of being hired to push burgers! That’s the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, according to a McDonald’s in Winchedon, Mass. The “restaurant” placed an ad to recruit a full-time cashier, asking for one to two years’ experience and a bachelor’s degree. “Get a weekly paycheck with a side order of food, folks and fun,” the ad promises. No wonder there’s spit in the burgers.”