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Winner Round 4

illustrations - by - July 25, 2014 - 16:43 America/New_York - 2 Comments

Alan Colmes

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winner of punchable face contest – round 3

illustrations - by - July 24, 2014 - 21:25 America/New_York - 7 Comments

paula

Punchable Face Winner Round 2

illustrations - by - July 24, 2014 - 15:53 America/New_York - 3 Comments

cschuck schumer

 

Israel Should Be in Germany

illustrations - by - July 24, 2014 - 03:16 America/New_York - 14 Comments

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Israel and Palestine are warring again. Civilians are dying again. Families are losing their homes, and chaos persists. Again. This would not be happening if Israel were located somewhere that makes more sense: in Germany.

No matter where you stand in the “Israelis vs. Palestinians” political arguments—in which both sides are hopelessly entrenched and unmoving—it seems fair to acknowledge that there are some fundamental problems with the location of the nation of Israel. For one thing, it was carved out of land already occupied by someone else. Whether or not you think Israel was justified in carving itself a nation out of Palestine, you must admit that the act of doing so was bound to cause some resentment. And, indeed, it did. It caused a lot of resentment, and anger. Emotions that still exist today. And which have fueled a more or less constant state of war against Israel since Israel was created.

It is just not an ideal situation. Yes, of course, the Jewish people had ample reason to want their own homeland, what with the centuries of vicious persecution and discrimination. And yes, of course, in the wake of WWII, it was perfectly natural for the Jewish people to feel that the time was right to establish their own nation. Let’s stipulate that both of these positions, at the time of the founding of modern Israel, were reasonable:

Jewish people: We have been persecuted too long. We want our own state!

Palestinians: Okay, but don’t take my stuff to get it, please!

So the establishment of Israel, regarded by many as a towering achievement of historic justice, will forever be tainted by the fact that it was established by taking land from people who had done nothing wrong. That act laid the groundwork for the nonstop conflict that continues to this day.

What if, when it was time to establish Israel, the land had instead been taken from people who did do something wrong? From people who had, in fact, just got finished perpetrating one of history’s greatest crimes, against the Jewish people? The Nazis! The Holocaust! At the time Israel was being established, the Nazis had just been defeated. Germany was at the mercy of the Allies. What if—instead of snatching land in the Middle East and setting the stage for perpetual war and hatred—the Jewish people had just been awarded, say, half of Germany? It’s not like the Germans would have had a good case against it, after what they just did. Hell, give the Jews the best half of Germany. Give them Berlin. Give them the nice picturesque country villages and the thick forests. It’s the least that Germany could do.

An Israel established in Germany would have had several advantages to its current location. It would have been much larger. It would have been richer in natural resources. It would have a strong moral justification for its existence in that place. And, to top it all off, it would not be surrounded by Muslims committed to destroying it.

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I had no idea that they also indoctrinated special needs students with leftist propaganda. Where did this Nolan character get this “history” of Israel.

He thinks Israeli’s “took the Palestinian’s stuff?”

Here’s a commenter that sets the moron straight -

krai -  ISRAEL WAS NOT STOLEN YOU FUCKIN IDIOT. KNOW YOUR FACTS BEFORE YOU PUBLISH AN ARTICLE. It’s quite simple actually. Under British rule, Jews AND Arabs lived in what was then called Palestine. When British left, they left all their weapons to the Arabs who immediately attacked the small community of Jews living there. So to recap, both arabs AND jews encompassed the land. To everyone’s surprise, the Jews were prepared and won that first war scaring off many Arabs to areas like Gaza and West Bank. These Arabs ran away to these places AFTER they attacked and lost the fight they started. Then, the UN VOTED and declared that the land would be referred to as Israel and be a Jewish state. How could this be misconstrued as stolen land in any way? Full Story

Punchable face

illustrations - by - July 24, 2014 - 02:23 America/New_York - 8 Comments

round 1 winner

Ron Reagan jr.

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Looks Like You Blew a…

illustrations - by - July 23, 2014 - 02:22 America/New_York - 6 Comments

Acid Picdump (105 pics)

Good Vibrations

illustrations - by - July 22, 2014 - 17:28 America/New_York - 12 Comments

Woman accused of trying to shoplift vibrator by sliding device behind her child in stroller

It’s This Guy

illustrations - by - July 21, 2014 - 22:01 America/New_York - 14 Comments

FDR Not Yet in Hell

Eleanor sends us this FDR pic in his Easter Bonnet-

FDR as a child

On Second Thought They Are More Of a Urine Color

illustrations - by - July 21, 2014 - 02:02 America/New_York - 33 Comments

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Plant

illustrations - by - July 18, 2014 - 21:49 America/New_York - 16 Comments

they call it Indapanzov Barackia

Thankfully This is Not Real

illustrations - by - July 15, 2014 - 03:17 America/New_York - Be first to Comment!

If you search this product you will see dozens and dozens of sites that have been fooled by this “product.”

Trust me, this isn’t real.

I actually enjoy when stuff fools the internet. It’s a little like being a magician, or flim-flam man. I did one that has gone all around the web as real. This one -

 

Kayuk

illustrations - by - July 14, 2014 - 03:09 America/New_York - 7 Comments

Acid Picdump (119 pics)

What’d They Do?

illustrations - by - July 11, 2014 - 20:38 America/New_York - 16 Comments

Two Guys Break Into Elementary School and Ate Fruit Loops

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Full Note

illustrations - by - July 10, 2014 - 05:12 America/New_York - 18 Comments

If you’re reading this, you’re no doubt asking yourself, “Why did this have to happen?” The simple truth is that it is complicated and has been coming for a long time. The writing process, started many months ago, was intended to be therapy in the face of the looming realization that there isn’t enough therapy in the world that can fix what is really broken. Needless to say, this rant could fill volumes with example after example if I would let it. I find the process of writing it frustrating, tedious, and probably pointless… especially given my gross inability to gracefully articulate my thoughts in light of the storm raging in my head. Exactly what is therapeutic about that I’m not sure, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

We are all taught as children that without laws there would be no society, only anarchy. Sadly, starting at early ages we in this country have been brainwashed to believe that, in return for our dedication and service, our government stands for justice for all. We are further brainwashed to believe that there is freedom in this place, and that we should be ready to lay our lives down for the noble principals represented by its founding fathers. Remember? One of these was “no taxation without representation”. I have spent the total years of my adulthood unlearning that crap from only a few years of my childhood. These days anyone who really stands up for that principal is promptly labeled a “crackpot”, traitor and worse.

While very few working people would say they haven’t had their fair share of taxes (as can I), in my lifetime I can say with a great degree of certainty that there has never been a politician cast a vote on any matter with the likes of me or my interests in mind. Nor, for that matter, are they the least bit interested in me or anything I have to say.

Why is it that a handful of thugs and plunderers can commit unthinkable atrocities (and in the case of the GM executives, for scores of years) and when it’s time for their gravy train to crash under the weight of their gluttony and overwhelming stupidity, the force of the full federal government has no difficulty coming to their aid within days if not hours? Yet at the same time, the joke we call the American medical system, including the drug and insurance companies, are murdering tens of thousands of people a year and stealing from the corpses and victims they cripple, and this country’s leaders don’t see this as important as bailing out a few of their vile, rich cronies. Yet, the political “representatives” (thieves, liars, and self-serving scumbags is far more accurate) have endless time to sit around for year after year and debate the state of the “terrible health care problem”. It’s clear they see no crisis as long as the dead people don’t get in the way of their corporate profits rolling in.

And justice? You’ve got to be kidding! Full Story

ILLEGALOPOLY

illustrations - by - July 9, 2014 - 20:46 America/New_York - 13 Comments

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Sadly,

illustrations - by - July 7, 2014 - 22:19 America/New_York - 14 Comments

…our president did all of those things.

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Racist Float

illustrations - by - July 7, 2014 - 13:40 America/New_York - 8 Comments

A waitress came under fire yesterday in Bethesda, Maryland, after a customer ordered a vanilla float and was given a chocolate float instead.

The outraged woman took a picture of the offending fountain drink and immediately uploaded it to her Twitter and Facebook accounts. Twitter lit up with the hasgtag #iScreamForIceCream. Within the hour Facebook had a page called We Cannot WAITress, which had 645,000 likes.

A reader on the left-wing website CrooksAndLiars, LeonRunsky, uncovered that the table-side jukebox contains the Lee Greenwood song Proud To Be An American. Said Runsky, “do we need to say more? I find it reprehensible that such a diner can exist in this day and age. Why don’t they just bring in the German shepherds and water canons?”

Update:

The waitress killed herself.

The left rejoiced.

A picture of an “actual” “racist” parade float can be seen HERE.

 

 

What’d She Do?

illustrations - by - July 3, 2014 - 19:57 America/New_York - 8 Comments

Lady allegedly chased younger friend with cane and knife after he rejected her sexual advances