I’ve got your attention now, eh libtards, with my phony little story that, as Dan Rather would say, is true in spirit. I think I just might side with Islam, when the time comes, just to piss you idiots off.
Update:
My experiment was better than expected. In a blind study conservatives do not reflexively side with Muslims just to piss off liberals, as liberals do to conservatives.
As much as conservatives hate liberals and their stupid naked bike rides, they immediately sided with the AMERICANS and their right to do vulgar and stupid things. WELL DONE PEEPS. I’ve never been more proud!!!
Seriously, this was the best moment I ever had on iOTW.
(It’s a little disconcerting that people do not readily click the “read more” button. hehe)
Breaking Kade News: Cultists reviewing strapped budget, contemplating fund drive in order to buy an Ebay item that they believe could eventually become religious icon.
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Our staff is always monitoring the exchanges between viewers in the comments sections. Not for violations, for something funny. dr, giggles April 5th, 2009 “Can you point me to some of that goat porn? Before it’s too late.” cfm990 April 6th, 2009 “Here ya go Doc, Try Taliban harmony .com. Click on the user submitted success videos.”
I found Taliban Harmony to be a dead link. But it did lead me to:Thanks guys! Another site you might want to check out is MidnightOasis.com (all ebony goats!)
Shown here are a bunch of big brains – aka: libtards – who try to gain support for their assertion that the treatment of accused terrorist detainees amounts to torture.
How do they gain the support for their position?
By standing passively, like empty headed canaries going to sleep for the evening, with the HORRIBLY TORTUROUS BLACK PILLOW CASES ON THEIR HEADS!!! OH, THE HUMANITY!!!! LET’S KILL BUSH!!
After removing the pillow case, protester Seth Frothman said, “it was kind of relaxing, like my TM lessons.”
Nick Berg couldn’t be reached for comment.
You see, SHMUCKS, donning the orange jumpsuit is torture when you’re in muslim custody. The colorful costume is the prologue for having your own head placed on your back. We’ve all seen it. Just being in muslim custody is horribly cruel, knowing how they adhere to geneva convention rules and all.
Conversely, there is NO PRECEDENT of detainees being killed while in U.S. custody. So the orange jumpsuit, the bags on the head, it doesn’t quite represent torture as much as it does weight gain. (The average detainee gains fourteen pounds while in U.S. custody.) Afterall, if there WAS a death, you morons would have martyred that terrorist already.
But no, you aren’t traitors.
Sorry asshats, until we actually kill detainees, acting as if we might is more laughable to the detainees than frightening.
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