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Hippie Critic’s doin’ it old school, look at Bruce Kluliss then take a look below at Charles Atlas:
Bruce Kluliss, click on image to view larger-it’s easier to read
First there was Charles Atlas. Click on image to view larger it’s easier to read
Dream Big!
Save the Trees!
My First Bullhorn! Always somethun’ for the wee ones!
Breasts Not Bombs Wall Clock, a must for every liberal household!
Do you see what I see?
ACK! Look out!
Do you need one?
Hope on a Rope?
asWell2
March 9th, 2009
Well I don’t need the Hitler moustache! But I like the Bullhorn!
Tommy
March 9th, 2009
Does the Kennedy doll float?
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HippieCritic
March 9th, 2009
Well, it’s usually filled with Chivas Regal which seems to give it great buoyancy.
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Carl Wright
March 9th, 2009
Does it dive over and over again, to the point of exhaustion, trying to save Mary Jo?
Or is it more realistic…iIt runs away looking for a scapegoat to save his friggin ass?
Isn’t he dead yet?
Carl Wright
March 9th, 2009
O geez, look at the time… it’s tit over tit.. I’m late! lol
HippieCritic
March 9th, 2009
If there’s a case of Chivas locked in the car trunk then, yes, it will repeatedly dive to the point of exhaustion.
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John Bossolt
March 9th, 2009
This website is a scream, and no, he’s still with us. We 14 conservatives can only wonder what thrills and giggles Teddy’s successor will have in store for this beleagured state.
LostInMass
dr, giggles
March 9th, 2009
Yes.. but are they going to clone him?
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?m=200901&paged=3
Sweet_Thang
March 11th, 2009
Wow, that Ted doll will be perfect for the soon to be Annual Chappaquiddick to Edgartown Memorial Swim!
Will it do 12 oz curls?
HippieCritic
March 11th, 2009
Form what I understand, the 40th anniversary commemorative swim will take place at night (for authenticity’s sake). Like Rudolf, Ted’s red nose will light the way.
edward przydzial
April 30th, 2009
let’s not forget, not to bend over to pick up the soap if you’re incarcerated…!
drlmg
June 6th, 2009
HippieCritic, you have a great sense of humor. Or is this stuff for real? With some of the warped thought process (or lack of thought) I see today I would not be surprised.
HippieCritic
June 6th, 2009
Unfortunately, it’s all fake because I’d love to own a “Breasts Not Bombs” clock.
epublius
July 11th, 2009
“Unfortunately, it’s all fake because I’d love to own a “Breasts Not Bombs” clock.”
I think you might want to correct that statement. I think the government leech form is being printed right now. They call it stimulus.
jimbo
July 18th, 2009
HippieCritic
I’m responsible for this
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=4490
I have many conservative humor ideas, but am strictly a text person – no artistic or computer graphic skills. Do you have any interest in some of these ideas? (they don’t cost nothin’).
admin
July 20th, 2009
Hey Jimbo–keep writing funny stuff and send it to us for editing, but we can’t promise anything.
We’ll illustrate them or put a picture with it.
emailto info@iowntheworld.com Thanks for posting!
Ben
October 4th, 2009
You know, after seeing the stuff on this website I got used to a lot of BS. But really, Ted Kennedy? Are you guys completely un-human? For the sake of JESUS CHRIST the man just died. Have some common respect for a HUMAN BEING.
PS: What goes around, comes around. And when your “Maverick” kicks the bucket, expect to hear from me.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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Reiuxcat
October 4th, 2009
“Have some common respect for a HUMAN BEING.”
IOTW is giving Teddy more respect that Mary Jo ever got from Teddy.
What’s that? You don’t view women as human beings either? Oh, my bad then.
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Mondo Frazier
November 13th, 2009
HC,
As fine a collection of the genre as I’ve seen in quite some time….well, since Amazing Tales was a dime, actually…I almost reached for a stamp to send for the bullhorn!
Xenobyte
January 2nd, 2010
The “Hope on a Rope” would be even better with an added blurb advertising “How to Make a Noose out of a Piece of Rope” and a company logo looking like a figure strung up in a tree… strange fruit you know.
Ralph
February 5th, 2010
Saw these recently. Getting more and more poignant.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Novelty-OBAMA-BUCKS-Prank-Gift_W0QQitemZ220324792797QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item334c6189dd
Right of Redneck
March 11th, 2010
For gosh sake, give Ted a break… he’s been on the wagon for over 90 days!
Lone Star Kid
April 3rd, 2010
I thought secondary use for the rope in “Hope on a Rope” was an automatic… But yeah, sometimes s’plaining is good. Hey HippieCritic, like your stuff. Call me when the get you and I’ll spring you from jail.
Lone Star Kid
April 3rd, 2010
I thought secondary use for the rope in “Hope on a Rope” was an automatic… But yeah, sometimes s’plaining is good. Hey HippieCritic, like your stuff. Call me when they get you and I’ll spring you from jail.
Oops, misspelled ‘they’ in the first post. I could get a job in D.C.
Lauren
August 29th, 2010
Hi, I am working with Mitch Kashmar and The Pontiax, an acclaimed blues artist and over 30 year veteran in the blues scene.
The band just released their new single “The Petroleum Blues,” a timely response to the mounting oil crisis.
You can listen to and download the song here: http://www.mileshighproductions.com//images/tracks/m_kashmir/petroleum_blues.mp3.
The song is one of two newly recorded songs from their recently reissued classic album, 100 Miles To Go.
Here’s a sampling of the song’s lyrics -
“100 dollars just to fill your car
I hope you don’t have to drive too far
Petroleum Blues
I’ve got the Petroleum Blues
How much money’re we gonna lose?
Petroleum Blues
We’re spillin n drillin down by New Orleans
The beach is black but the money’s green Petroleum Blues
The Petroleum Blues
You can’t win, only gonna lose
Petroleum Blues”
I’d love to hear what you think of song.
-Lauren