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The Ugly Mosaic Manifesto
I am an Ugly American who believes traditional American values have been good for the world.
I am an Ugly American who believes freedom from tyranny is the ultimate American value.
I am an Ugly American who believes the ultimate American value cannot be found in left-wing ideology.




snarkandboobs
September 12th, 2009
Add me!
I’m super ugly – I believe in The Constitution of the United States of America.
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ɐɯɐqo uıǝssnɥ ʞɔɐɹɐq
September 12th, 2009
Add me.
I’m an ugly American who believes that Barack Obama
has turned the Constitution on its head.
John Cooper
September 12th, 2009
I’m coyote ugly – I’d gnaw my arm off to avoid living in a socialist state.
ɐɯɐqo uıǝssnɥ ʞɔɐɹɐq
September 12th, 2009
snarkandboobs, if you go to Gravatar.com you can upload an avatar.
BigFurHat
September 12th, 2009
If you are on twitter I will grab yr avatar from there.
Snark is #7 – I have her covered!
LisaLikes
September 12th, 2009
ADD ME! I am proud to be apart of a group of people who love America so much, they seek out the truth, and don’t wait for the truth fairy to put it under their pillows as they sleep.
Alo Konsen
September 12th, 2009
Add me.
innominatus
September 12th, 2009
Add me! (or at least my gravatar of Chance the Imperialist Running Dog)
Reiuxcat
September 12th, 2009
Add me please
Reiuxcat
September 12th, 2009
Thanks IOTW!
IKIDYOUNOT
September 12th, 2009
In the name of Democracy – - Add Me
IKIDYOUNOT
September 12th, 2009
Just added Twitter info for avatar ~ Add me
cakes
September 12th, 2009
I want in, but how do you get a nifty photo loaded with your name?
BigFurHat
September 12th, 2009
@cakes – you can go to Gravatar.com (free and easy) and they’ll walk u thru it,
or join twitter and add a pic and send a tweet and I’ll find yr pic that way, or post a link to a pic somewhere. Or send one to info@iowntheworld.com and we’ll add it.
I’ll wait before adding u for now.
woodythesingingcowboy
September 12th, 2009
Add me PLEASE because while Obama wants to spread the wealth I want to see those in government spread the power back to the people who loaned it to them in the first place.
illustr8r
September 12th, 2009
Add me. I’m uglier than all get out.
Maksim
September 12th, 2009
Ad Me!
Mongrul
September 12th, 2009
I’m in
Add me!
gregor
September 12th, 2009
ooo, ooo, pick me, pick me !!!
1MadJack
September 12th, 2009
BigFurHat, I have added one over at Gravatar, so add me please.
cfm990
September 12th, 2009
I’m back, and uglier than ever. Add me to the list.
Time that Kenyan socialist learns that we the people are no longer amused.
BigFurHat
September 12th, 2009
Where the PHUCKKKKKKKK have you been?
You know, I was actually worried.
1MadJack
September 12th, 2009
Well I’ll be a son of a gun, it worked. Dat’s mah ObiWan look.
cfm990
September 12th, 2009
Long story my friend. Nothing bad though. Happy to be back.
John Cooper
September 12th, 2009
Still ugly, but now with twice the avatar!
cakes
September 12th, 2009
BFH, thanks! I see it worked…
Oh, Add me!
raysebiz
September 12th, 2009
Please add me! Hey big fur hat can you make a picture for me I think you know me well enough.I am unfortunately not artistic or computer savvy I can still throw a baseball though!
Patriotleah
September 12th, 2009
BigFurHat! I’ve been a patriot since age 5. Please add me. I’ve visited Gravatar and now have an avatar. Would you be so kind as to change me from Leah to Patriotleah? Thx.
shootersgrandma
September 12th, 2009
Add me.
Formally AnneH, Gravatar did not have my name available so, here I am as the rest of the world knows me, shootersgrandma. Took my first self-defense gun class today, so I’m SUPER UGLY and getting ready for the revolution!
kHat43
September 12th, 2009
Add me! Pic is on Twitter
Ron Russell
September 12th, 2009
Add me to this nutty mob.
HippieCritic
September 12th, 2009
I’m so ugly, I might fly to Paris just so I can walk along the Champs Elysees wearing a cowboy hat.
Glad to be part of this ugly gang of patriots.
IronyCurtain
September 12th, 2009
There’s nothing like an InUgliation.
cfm990
September 12th, 2009
Ugly is what ugly does… Ugly may be a beautiful thing
BigFurHat
September 12th, 2009
Leah – I don’t see the avatar??? Send it to admin girl if ur having issues with Gravatar.
cfm990
September 12th, 2009
Leah… ya gotta enter the e-mail you used with gravatar.
Patriotleah
September 12th, 2009
BFH – 10-4 Tks.
Patriotleah
September 12th, 2009
cfm990 – Thanks! I think you clued me in on something. I’m working on it.
cfm990
September 12th, 2009
ty leah (and I never thought I would say this) I can’t wait to see your ugly self!!!
Proletarian Robot
September 12th, 2009
Add me! I’m positively hideous, no really!
bobzmoose
September 12th, 2009
Add me. My pic is on my Twitter account.
funkendunkel
September 12th, 2009
Add me. I have no avatar
LindaSoG
September 12th, 2009
Add me, my pics on twitter.
redstar
September 12th, 2009
Hey I want to be in there!!!
bigfurhat
September 12th, 2009
We have a default avatar Funkendunkel, and it’s as cool as your name. You can always update it in the future. We’ll add to the mosaic tomorrow.
funkendunkel
September 12th, 2009
Thank you BFH
cfm990
September 12th, 2009
Robot >>> You are ugly… Redstar …Homely in the extreme… anyway it’s all good
Elektracutie
September 12th, 2009
I’m in! Add me! I believe in our Constitution plus I know Snarkandboobs.
(I totally namedropped right there)
Elektracutie
September 12th, 2009
My pic doesn’t show so I’m trying again.
If not, I’m on Twitter; @Elektracutie
Thanks!
(I’m Soooo untechnical like)
Niko
September 12th, 2009
Add me!
DaBlade
September 13th, 2009
You know, do me a favor could you “ADD ME”? it’s just a thing… I worked so hard to get my title so Id appreciate it. -Senator Boxer
Alpha Maser
September 13th, 2009
Let me be clear.
Boobie The Rocket Dog
September 13th, 2009
I think the correct term is Uglo-American. But, being a blonde bitch, having the term applied to me is strictly honorary.
Boobie The Rocket Dog
September 13th, 2009
Forgot the directions– please ADD ME.
Chrissy5754
September 13th, 2009
I emailed mine. Thanks!
Jeff H.
September 13th, 2009
just emailed you my avatar at info@iowntheworld.com.
Add me. If their view of attractive is Keynesian, state-run, wine and croissant imbibing, limp wristed elitism, I’ll happily call myself ugly.
watermelonisred
September 13th, 2009
Please add me..changed my twitter avatar just for this occasion.
An Average American
September 13th, 2009
Add me. I tried to upload my avatar but it was so ugly it crashed the system.
Dr. Dave
September 13th, 2009
I am so friggin’ late to the party…
Add me.
Since I’m a klutz with 10 thumbs and can’t upload my avatar without having a government microchip in my brain, please use this link to my avatar:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bj0fdAQOI98/SekHw35Y1_I/AAAAAAAAAmw/8grb1J6a7Tw/S220-h/2863_1127001808882_1042280465_373665_5118764_n.jpg
Patriotleah
September 13th, 2009
Here goes.
Patriotleah
September 13th, 2009
I am so glad to know that I’m not the only one who had trouble with my avatar. I don’t fear the Obama nutz but do fear being clumsy….silly.
On to Demascus!
Patriotleah
September 13th, 2009
cfm990: I can’t read the words at the top of your avatar. How about clueing me in.
Tom Mannis
September 13th, 2009
As one of the most handsome men on the planet, I could not possibly consider being “ugliated.” However, I wish you great luck with this project.
bigfurhat
September 13th, 2009
I’ve seen Tom Mannis. When he walks into a room it’s like a ray of sweet light, like.. skittles and unicorns. Women drop their panties faster than an Obama approval rating.
admin
September 13th, 2009
@cfm990 THANK GOD YOUR BACK! We were worried!! We’ve grown accustomed to your avatar…
admin
September 13th, 2009
Tom Mannis IS hot, skittles, unicorns! yeah yeah, his site is hot too…there ‘ya go a little promo!
redstar
September 13th, 2009
Thank Stalin….Errrrr ME I made the list, I will sleep better tonight
Corona
September 13th, 2009
I have a gravitar, just seeing if it shows up here…
Corona
September 13th, 2009
It doesn’t. Can I send you a small pic?
BigFurHat
September 13th, 2009
sure.. One thing, are you entering the e-mail address that you used to sign up with gravatar?
MonkeyPig2
September 13th, 2009
I sent my avatar via email checking to see if gravatar worked here. Sorry this is the good looking pick of the monkeypig. Believe me.
BigFurHat
September 13th, 2009
MonkeyPig2
You’ve been ugliated already. Sorta tingles, doesn’t it?
snarkandboobs
September 13th, 2009
Oh, Elektracutie! That’s the 1st time I’ve been used as a name drop. I feel dirty. In the good way!
Elektra
September 13th, 2009
Add me! My pic is on my husband’s Twitter, dlivewyer!
Elektra
September 13th, 2009
Oh, I am U.G.L.Y.
I don’t believe in Barackracy!
Wilsonpd
September 13th, 2009
Add me!
RedStar
September 13th, 2009
I feel better now I am “UGLIATED” Yes folks a Banner day!!!
southsalem
September 13th, 2009
Add me.Cause I’m an ugly, Tbagging, rightwing, redneck, racist, evilmonger, Nazi, mob, un-American extremist BHussineObamaWanda. But at least I’m not bitter.
Tim
September 13th, 2009
Thanks for adding me through the e-mail. An ugly guy in ugly times with people who could not be any more uglier-beautiful. Yeah, it’s kind of sappy and a contradiction, but – so what?
Corona
September 13th, 2009
BFH – “sure.. One thing, are you entering the e-mail address that you used to sign up with gravatar?”
I’ve never entered my email here at this site, seeing that I don’t have to. I use my regular email at another site that does show my gravatar. But it’s kinda boring. I’d rather send you an 80×80pp PNG pic that I think suits me better. Thanks!
TexasFred
September 13th, 2009
Add me too please!!
TexasFred
September 13th, 2009
PS, I have added your site to my Fred’s Faves page…
reeko
September 13th, 2009
ADDMEADDMEADDMEADDMEADDME!!!
admin
September 13th, 2009
@Reeko, you’re late to the party! But so happy to add you!!
admin
September 13th, 2009
If you don’t see your avatar right away, don’t worry, we’ll get you up there during next Mosaic update! Thank you to one and all who participated!
ramjet
September 13th, 2009
What reeko said x 2
http://ramjetrapidresponseforce.ning.com/photo/young-ramjet?context=user
nobamablog
September 13th, 2009
Add me please!
nobamablog
September 13th, 2009
Here I am on Twitter
http://twitter.com/nobamablog
Tom Mannis
September 14th, 2009
Oh, alright. Add me.
Will you buy me breakfast in the morning?
http://twitter.com/ChiNewsBench
admin
September 14th, 2009
@Tom Mannis you’re so easy. Sausage, egg McMuffin?
cfm990
September 14th, 2009
@ admin girl. Thanks, happy to be back.
cfm990
September 14th, 2009
@ Patriot Lee.
“what the hell are you looking at”
BigFurHat
September 14th, 2009
I’m sitting here trying to see what it says on CFM’s avatar, and he’s saying to Leah “what the hell are you looking at?”
And I’m thinking, “she’s looking at that type and I can’t read it either, and that’s not like CFM to be that rude.”
I swear, it came to me like dinosaur pain from stubbing a toe, not too quick. I need sleep. g’night.
BigFurHat
September 14th, 2009
@Tom.. no. Now we’re not gonna add you! And we’re calling it the
“No Tom Mannis Ugly Mosaic.”
IronyCurtain
September 14th, 2009
(sung in Kenny Roger’s voice) “Yooooooooou (all) ugliated my life!”
Brad
September 14th, 2009
Add me!! I am tired of feeling like the lone libertarian constitutionalist in my profession as an academic!! Nothing like having to listen to snarky know-it-alls!
The Ugly American
September 14th, 2009
Dear IOTW,
I’ll see you in court.
Kisses,
TUA
cfm990
September 14th, 2009
That’s what it says on my avatar ” what the hell are you looking at” I meant no disrespect.
BigFurHat
September 14th, 2009
none taken Chas, it was like a slow burn comedy… I wasn’t gettin it. Then it hit me…
IronyCurtain
September 14th, 2009
It hit him with an Ugly Stick.
i_pwn_moonbatz
September 14th, 2009
Thanks for ugliating me, guys!
i_pwn_moonbatz
September 14th, 2009
(Sorry, on a different computer, with different settings–I like my Holger Danske avatar)
IronyCurtain
September 14th, 2009
Oh, man! The Unfrozen Caveman avatar….hilarious!!!!
Johnny Pazzesco
September 14th, 2009
Please add my sorry azz….
BigFurHat
September 14th, 2009
Will do, you ugly bastard!
Nice dumb, rednecky and racist site you have yourself, Johnny!!
I_pwn_moonbatz
September 15th, 2009
What’s wrong with rednecks? They have the very stable gene pools.
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Nice Deb
September 15th, 2009
You can add me, of course.
TexasFred
September 15th, 2009
I am adding your comment makers Something… and Half of Something, Snark And Boobs and Nice Deb to my Fred’s Faves page too..
You got some great, albeit UGLY, folks here… I like this place!!
I_pwn_moonbatz
September 15th, 2009
I’m feeling particularly ugly right now. Perfect mood for pwning some moonbats. Haven’t seen any around here recently
BigFurHat
September 15th, 2009
u can go to my twitter page and check out an imbecile that is currently trying to make some sort of point….
StickeeNotes
September 16th, 2009
Add Me! Add me hard and fast like one of those slutty iPhone apps.
Rick Sheridan
September 16th, 2009
add me
rebecca83095
September 18th, 2009
Add me, too, please.
admin
September 19th, 2009
The mosaic has been updated, @rebecca83095, Rick Sheridan, StickeeNotes–You have been ugliated!! Thanks for your patience.
jd nyc
September 19th, 2009
Please add me. Thanks!
jd nyc
September 19th, 2009
oops, sorry; avatar: http://twitter.com/jd_nyc
stylinjulie
September 19th, 2009
Add me!
(I hope I did that right)
BigFurHat
September 19th, 2009
Yep, you did, stylin. You’ll be added by Monday. TY!
Sparky49
September 23rd, 2009
Add me!
Sparky49
September 23rd, 2009
Oops! My avatar didn’t show.
Allen Smithee
September 26th, 2009
Make me ugly! oops, too late…sigh…oh just add me and leave to drown my sorrows…
The Short One
September 27th, 2009
please add me
Irony Curtain
October 4th, 2009
Is that Oscar MadAsHell at the bottom? Oscar! Oscar! Oscar!
Ben
October 4th, 2009
Holy shit. You got “UGLY” right. The first truthful thing on this POS website.
Mondo
October 6th, 2009
Add me!
Socialists can have the country when they pry my cold dead fingers from the Constitution.
My2Cents
October 7th, 2009
I’m an Ugly American. I believe that when you kill them all, God doesn’t even bother to sort them out.
Tom Mannis
October 10th, 2009
I just became aware of your “skittles and unicorns” comments about me, and about how hot I am. While it’s true that women drop their panties faster than an Obama approval rating when I enter a room, it often causes the other men to feel inferior. I don’t want to make others feel inferior, which is why I am having a large mole surgically attached to my middle of my forehead next month. It will take the place of the horn that will be removed.
BigFurHat
October 10th, 2009
Oh, wait, I thought they called you unicorn because of something else that stuck ou… never mind.
Brenda Giguere
October 16th, 2009
Me me me me me me too. On Twitter I am Reverielarke, so I guess I’ll use that avatar.
Thank you, and hello to all my ugly friends here.
Sicktoy
October 20th, 2009
I would love to be part of this ugly group – better late than never I say…
Sicktoy
October 20th, 2009
Whoops, would you add me please???
Dan Collins
October 22nd, 2009
I am even uglier on the inside.
Tom MO
October 26th, 2009
Me heap ugly halfwit. imin
BigFurHat
October 26th, 2009
Dan Collins in the house Everybody!
Piece of Work In Progress is a site everyone should be bookmarking.
browneyedgirl58
October 26th, 2009
Add me! I’m not very snarky, but I am ugly fer sher.
snarkandboobs
October 27th, 2009
What BigFur said. Dan Collins is awesome and his site a must-read.
Insolublog
November 4th, 2009
I would be honored to be part of the Motley grid.
matt
November 9th, 2009
It dont get much uglier than me. Better add me.
DEVILDOC
November 10th, 2009
Add Me, and I’ll show you what UGLY really looks like!
Snowball
November 10th, 2009
Add me!!
(thanks admingirl!)
Dan Ryan Galt
November 15th, 2009
In the name of all that is fair and balanced in the Universe, please add me!
You want ugly? I’ll give ya ugly!
(Dead Che courtesy of People’s Cube until they ask for it to be removed at which time I will be forced to post a picture of myself and it won’t be pretty)
Sea-Bass
November 16th, 2009
Add Me!
DPunch
November 17th, 2009
Add me! Because understanding of the Constitution is for riders of the intellectual short bus, like me.
Call me Lennie
November 18th, 2009
Add me as well. Sure my oldest daughter is the spitting image of Sarah Palin, but don’t look at me — I’m just a carrier of that particular gene
althing79
November 18th, 2009
add me please!
IOpian
November 19th, 2009
I am one butt ugly American but a little more uglification never hurt anyone. Please add me.
itsfunny
November 25th, 2009
Nixon, Reagan, Bush, Bill Clinton, and Obama all are guilty of usurping the Constitution; they just did it (or are doing it) for different reasons based on different ideologies. In my opinion (and this is just my opinion), the Left and the Right are both kooky. They each blame each other for getting America into messes around the world, for losing sight of American values, for intruding into people’s lives. But they are actually much more alike than they realize –or are willing to admit.
The Left wants to take away my right to bear arms (with my bare arms!), but the right instead sends weapons to the Contras in Nicaragua (remember Oliver North?). The Left wants to censor one set of materials from our library if those materials are offensive to women,minorities, etc. but the Right wants to censor materials if they are offensive to Church, etc. Censorship is censorship; it doesn’t matter what is censored. The Left wants to continue to keep abortion legal but the right wants to arm cops to kill innocent people while they are trying to stop the real criminals. Killing is killing. Those very same cops get away with all sorts of abuses of their power, while business owners like me are taxed like crazy. The Right wants to stop national health care because they don’t want the government to decide their health; instead they are willing to let a peon at a for-profit health care company make the decision instead. The Right doesn’t want to raise taxes, but doesn’t mind if my health care plan raises my rates to the same amount as if my taxes were raised. What’s the difference? The Left wants universal health care but wants to raise those taxes. I could go on but I’m tired.
BigFurHat
November 25th, 2009
The “right and left are the same” meme couldn’t be more incorrect.
The left wants to remove the right to bear arms: correct.
How is that the same as the right sending arms to the contras to help them fight communists who also wants to remove arms?
The comparison is as silly as saying the guy who gives you food is the same one who is starving you,
The left seeks to muzzle free speech, fairness doctrine, net neutrality etc. I don’t know of any instance within the past 30 years that the right has sought to censor anything. They’ve said they don’t think tax payer money should fund certain speech. That is FARRRRRR different, and is constitutionally correct.
>>The Left wants to continue to keep abortion legal but the right wants to arm cops to kill innocent people while they are trying to stop the real criminals. Killing is killing.>>
This makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Abortion is the willful act of killing an innocent. The police are not willfully going out and KILLING innocent people. Have innocent people been killed during police incidents? Yes. How many were willful? And if proven to be so, how many of these police remained on the force? ZERO. And they went to jail.
>>The Right wants to stop national health care because they don’t want the government to decide their health; instead they are willing to let a peon at a for-profit health care company make the decision instead. >>
More stupidity. Sorry, but this is. Government regulations are what’s keeping private healthcare costs high. But there will always be affordable healthcare compared to government healthcare. I find any amount affordable when I am still free to try and save my life. When there is only one place to go, the government, and they say NO, you’ll fully realize the idiocy of your beliefs.
>>The Right doesn’t want to raise taxes, but doesn’t mind if my health care plan raises my rates to the same amount as if my taxes were raised. What’s the difference?>>
see above.
conservativecowgirl
November 27th, 2009
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/fb91c4412cc2000b9c41424af76a28cd.png
Please add me because I’m exceptionally ugly and so’s the horse I rode in on!
(I hope this works, because although I’m proud to be an ugly American, I’m not that great with computer stuff.)
William Morey
November 28th, 2009
As UGLY as a PROUD American can get.
I really Detest Commies & Commie Wannabes
mchugelarge
December 15th, 2009
Add me! – I hate being a faceless phantom!
ScratchNSniff
December 22nd, 2009
I’m so ugly I can make a freight train take a dirt road on the darkest night. Please add my ugliness to the mosaic please.
Citizen
December 26th, 2009
UGLIES UNITE!!
conservative cowgirl
December 27th, 2009
And Cakes is MIA, too!
conservative cowgirl
December 27th, 2009
Nevermind the last. posted on the wrong spot. oops
FreedomCat
December 28th, 2009
Add Me!
Carbon Pootprint
December 30th, 2009
Add Me!
8===D
December 31st, 2009
I believe in Survivalism and Anarchy
Ebony Bandera
December 31st, 2009
OK, I don’t have too many misgivings (yet) – add me if you please!
Just call me Doc
December 31st, 2009
I’m the UGLY AMERICAN formerly known as DEVILDOC.
If you add me I promise not to eat your cat!
Elwin Ransom
January 1st, 2010
Sign me up!
My icon’s in the mail.
35thfa
January 4th, 2010
Add me!!!
http://s264.photobucket.com/albums/ii164/wec59/?action=view¤t=u0408.jpg
Mark
January 6th, 2010
add me … i’m ugly. I believe in the constitution and have the guns to back it up
Horrorman18
January 8th, 2010
add me please
Horrorman18
January 8th, 2010
Add me and I can show you the backside of ugly
Diann
January 8th, 2010
ADD ME! ADD ME!!! I’m nothing if not an UGLY American!!! ADD ME!!
Texas Pete
January 8th, 2010
Add Me!
rsandee
January 11th, 2010
add me
Anarchist Deluxe
January 19th, 2010
add me!
even steven
January 19th, 2010
I finally submitted something.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
January 19th, 2010
Don’t need to add me cuz I’m already there and PROUD to be UGLY.
Aaron Burr
February 6th, 2010
Add me because I’m so ugly I was Eric Stoltz stunt double in “Mask”.
I’m so gay for America I can “salute” my Reagan poster without using my hands.
I like to stalk Mount Rushmore in my spare time and think it should be a crime punishable by elephant stamping to use the American flag for anything other than running it up the flagpole, or for use at military funerals.
Also, I’m starting a petition drive to get Uncle’bom to resign, so if anyone knows how to translate into Arabic that would be swell as I’m pretty sure that would be a good way to get Mush Mouth to actually read it.
Franklin
February 6th, 2010
Me, me, me, me … hum, who do I sound like?!
Franklin
February 6th, 2010
Add me.
I forgot to say that.
Dagney
February 7th, 2010
add me
davboz
February 8th, 2010
Add Me – To the correct side,….of the cultural divide.