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This was here,then it wasn’t
Now it is.
I need a beer.

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ASS-ON-WHEELS reinvented and full of sh|t.

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I just walked in and check the screen and said the same thing….Matt, I’ll be right over with some Bud longnecks.

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Yeah.. it got frigged up. (actually, we just wanted to see who was paying attention.)

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The correct phrase is “we *couldn’t* care less” not “we can care less”….sorry, I was just paying attention.

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Meals on wheels. We’ll all be eatin’ donkey style soon.

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Obvious for those who have eyes to see, necessary for those who don’t.

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That’s sooooo Monty Python… right cracking old bean, absolutely top drawer… where the socks go.

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I was going to buy some arugula for my pizza. I hear it’s the latest thing. Not now, when we sneak back in, I don’t want to offend! I’ll stick with eating pickled eggs, beer, and Bush’s Beans!! ;^)

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@whoopie -
Obviously the people in the donkey don’t know the correct phrase.

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I don’t really remember the history of why the Democrat Party was given the symbol of a donkey. Someone should re-educate me on that. Is it because they are all asses, or is it due to their inability to procreate intelligent offspring?

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“due to their inability to procreate intelligent offspring”

No matter, that’s better than the original, Granny!

Probably something to do with stubbornness. By the same token, and elephant never forgets and is never ignored.

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