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Snark Contest: House Democrats Text Obama
I think you all saw last night that the House Democrats were actually cheering their attempted homicide of Liberty and the skewering of our Constitution. They were thrilled and we must never forget that. We must also never forget that the President was lounging about at Camp David, by all accounts playing board games and waiting for word from General McChrystal on his Blackberry. Wait, did I say General McChrystal? Silly me; that’s what normal people would do, as Commander in Chief.
That’s not Obama, though, of course. The Charlatan-In-Chief was instead waiting for word of his “victory” in the House on his Blackberry. Yes, once again, it’s all about HIM. My “source” tells me that these were some of the text messages he received, from the members who were CHEERING about pounding a nail in Freedom’s coffin:
“Liberty is Dead. w00t!! ”
“OMG. We totally killed the Constitution. LOLZ!!”
” We totally pwnd the teabagging H8trs!!!111″
There were also plaintive messages from some patriotic Americans and icons from our once proud past. (Shaddup it’s my contest, The Statue of Liberty can text!)
Please add your own ideas of the text messages sent to Obama and vote for your favorites using the thumbs up thingie. Contest will close Tuesday at noon EST.
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r.neville
November 8th, 2009
I’m QUEEN OF THE WORLD!!!
Nancy
SnarkandBoobs
November 8th, 2009
“Unemployment is at 10.2% – Let’s go for 20%!!11!!”
BigFurHat
November 8th, 2009
Go Fly a Kite – Ben Franklin
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BigFurHat
November 8th, 2009
Woo Hoooooo – Now I know when I’m out trolling the bath houses more irresponsible low-lives have been getting check-ups! – Barney Frank
1MadJack
November 8th, 2009
OMG Barry I’m a republican but Nancy and Barney both promised me a blowjob if I voted yes. How could I resist.
Wyatt AARP
November 8th, 2009
First Fort Hood, now this. Did we have a great weekend or what?
Nancy, Harry and Barney.
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BigFurHat
November 8th, 2009
Now more than just Rush’s kidneys will fail…
MexiforniaNancy
November 8th, 2009
“Honey, I shrunk The Constitution!”
illustr8r
November 8th, 2009
To: Dear Leader
Message: &%$#!@!# You!
From: We The People
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BigFurHat
November 8th, 2009
We the PEOPLE – PFFFFFFFFFFT
BigFurHat
November 8th, 2009
Too early to start tackling Universal College Education?
just askin’
illustr8r
November 8th, 2009
To: Mr. Cool
President 4ever!
XXOO
From: Rahm it Thru
SnarkandBoobs
November 8th, 2009
Dear Mr. Wonderful:
You are Teh Awesome!!! I’ve had ‘multiple tingles’ tonight!
Kisses,
Chris “tingles” Matthews
dubious
November 8th, 2009
U da Man! u jus owned Amerwrecka.
Reiuxcat
November 8th, 2009
We are schmarter than the people and we showed em.
Reiuxcat
November 8th, 2009
Let them eat s#i+!
toreydawn
November 8th, 2009
ACD – Google It!
Reiuxcat
November 8th, 2009
we got em with both barrels! \nlm mln/
Kelly
November 8th, 2009
TO: BHO
Message: Am I slicker than a whore’s twat or what?
From: Your BFF, Nancy
Anonymous
November 9th, 2009
To: Nancy Pelosi
Message: ZOMG! Teh One totally winked @ me!! Count me in!!1!
From: Anh “Joseph” Cao
Alo Konsen
November 9th, 2009
To: Nancy Pelosi
Message: ZOMG! Teh One totally winked @ me!! Count me in!!1!
From: Anh “Joseph” Cao
Alo Konsen
November 9th, 2009
To: Teddy Kennedy
Message: Well, since it *IS* a robust public option, we’ll call it even.
From: Mary Jo Kopechne
Alo Konsen
November 9th, 2009
To: BHO
Message: W00t! R u closing Gitmo next? Allahu Ackbar!
From: Malik Nidal Hasan
Alo Konsen
November 9th, 2009
To: BHO
Message: Dude. WTF?
From: The U.S. Constitution
toreydawn
November 9th, 2009
we d ppl? plz! dey d shpl! LOLZ!
toreydawn
November 9th, 2009
To the DIC (Dictator In Chief):
FYI – “The Constitution aint an instrument 4t govt 2 restrain d ppl, itz an instrument 4t ppl 2 restrain d govt – lest it cum 2 domin8 r lyfs n intrests” – DIC!!!
toreydawn
November 9th, 2009
Patrick Henry texted that above
cfm990
November 9th, 2009
To: BHO
epic fail bro
T-JEFF
Alo Konsen
November 9th, 2009
To: Barry
Message: 4 the 1st time in my adult life, I’m proud of half of my country.
From: Ur Wookie
toreydawn
November 9th, 2009
To BHO
From Thomas Jefferson
“If ppl let govt Dcide w@t f%ds dey e@t n w@t Medisins dey taK, der bodies will soon B n as sry a st8 as r d souls of doze hu liv undR tyranny.“ bt UNo dis – DIC!!
Alo Konsen
November 9th, 2009
To: HRH Barack I
Message: Well done, old chap.
From: HRH George III
Alo Konsen
November 9th, 2009
To: B. Obama
Cc: R. Cloward; F. Piven
Message: Bout damn time.
From: S. Alinsky
Alo Konsen
November 9th, 2009
To: BHO
Message: Yo Barack, Im rlly happy 4 u, Ima let u finish, but Lenin had 1 of the best coups of all time!
From: Kanye West
cfm990
November 9th, 2009
To: BHO
u da man
K-Marx
Alo Konsen
November 9th, 2009
To: BHO
Message: U just try & bring that weak-ass **** to my home court, beeyotch.
From: SnarkAndBoobs
cakes
November 9th, 2009
To BHO
Thanxs!
XOXOX China
cakes
November 9th, 2009
Vote yes.
I know where you live…
just sayin’
Rahm
cakes
November 9th, 2009
PS. I know where your kids go to school
rahm
cakes
November 9th, 2009
I’ve got pictures
rahm
cakes
November 9th, 2009
and video…
rahm
Betula
November 9th, 2009
To:Nancy
Does this mean I’m a tax deduction?
TMB- Your Face
Dr. Dr. Dr. Salve
November 9th, 2009
The Democrats and one Republican in Congress remind me of “garbage in – garbage out!”
SAlve
Wyatt AARP
November 9th, 2009
To: BHO
From: FDR
RE: You mucked up the economy, took over major industries and passed a landmark socialist bill in less than a year. I am so impressed (and jealous), bro!!
bocephus
November 9th, 2009
Yeah! Now there won’t be any unemployed in the medical field>
The AMA
Wyatt AARP
November 9th, 2009
To: BHO
From: FDR
You managed to muck up the economy, take over major corporations, and pass overreaching socialist legislation in less than a year. I’m very impressed, bro.
Elektracutie
November 9th, 2009
YEAH!Hair restoration is in the bill, right,Barack?
-JoePlugs@Biden.08.Gov
Elektracutie
November 9th, 2009
Hah! I forgot the dot Gov makes it a link. LoL.
Nuthin’ to see there, unfortunately.
Okay one more…
What up,Chairdude?
Tell Anita I said “Hey!”
- ChmnMao1942
Alo Konsen
November 9th, 2009
To: BHO
Message: You r the change America’s been hoping for! Best Prez evah! 2012 = pwned!!!1!
P.S. Bush is teh suxxor!!
From: BHO
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