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Home - by - October 6, 2011 - 23:45 America/New_York - 36 Comments

Here are real reactions from visitors at a house of horrors-

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  1. Nunya

    October 6th, 2011

    LOL! :D For once, I saw the punchline coming (although I did think the last photo would be Moochelle, not Pelosi)

    @ kid in the yellow shirt: I wanna yank his pants up wedgie-high, then staple them in place :P

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  2. mkultra

    October 6th, 2011

    Yikes! I hate snakes too.

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  3. Moxie Man

    October 6th, 2011

    3rd pic – A young Bill Gates gets a stiffy, checking out Nancy’s floppies.

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  4. Hippie Critic

    October 6th, 2011

    Hilarious!

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  5. I'm Your Huckleberry

    October 6th, 2011

    Who’s gonna clean up all of that shit on the floor?

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  6. dude

    October 7th, 2011

    They are so dried up that when she touches them, they make the same crumple noise as a bag of Frito Lay potato chips…..scary!

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  7. Jimmy

    October 7th, 2011

    Her face needs covering, too. Got a bag?

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  8. workingclass artist

    October 7th, 2011

    lol…thanks for the nightmare bfh

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  9. dude

    October 7th, 2011

    She rubs them down Armor All every night to keep them supple.

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  10. Big Gun

    October 7th, 2011

    I thought it was strange that these folks were scared of something especially strange. Then I saw one rectangular teat and one that was oval.

    I ain’t never seen that on the ranch. ;)

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  11. norman einstein

    October 7th, 2011

    AAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
    Now THIS should have password protection!

    Even Hallowe’en haunted houses should have limits. That’s just too ‘out there’… a whole nother dimension of scary.
    Those poor kids will never be the same.

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  12. michellesbigbeaver

    October 7th, 2011

    @BigFur: Very fitting that Nancy should become the next “Goatse”….

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  13. grayscape

    October 7th, 2011

    I’d shag Nancy in the backseat of her Buick anyday….

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  14. Buffalobob

    October 7th, 2011

    How many of these young boys will be driven to the other side after this terrifying female encounter.

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  15. Melody

    October 7th, 2011

    I enjoyed the pics, made me laugh but Oh Gawd… Nancy, really Fur?..LOL

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  16. Dr. Blue

    October 7th, 2011

    Thank god she showed her withered up old girls, and didn’t pull down her 18 hour girdle and show those young boys the works. That would leave a scar for life.

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  17. "That Guy"

    October 7th, 2011

    Thanks, now I’ll have to poke out my minds eye before I can get any sleep tonight. :(

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  18. Claudia

    October 7th, 2011

    Oh Lord, have mercy on those poor children!

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  19. cfm990

    October 7th, 2011

    Oh great, a new horror genre: The Flasher movie.

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  20. Diann

    October 7th, 2011

    I too was half expecting Moochelle. Perhaps she’s in the next room of the Haunted House?

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  21. hottips2011

    October 7th, 2011

    Well, at least it was the “upstairs” as
    opposed to the alternative. Ick.

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  22. beachmom

    October 7th, 2011

    Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

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  23. Spartan

    October 7th, 2011

    Dammit,,,,I just spit up my first cup of coffee for the morning!!

    BFH,,,,you’re a GENIUS!!!!!!

    Congratulations on the ranking, too!

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  24. John Difool

    October 7th, 2011

    Botox Raisin Tit’s House of a Million Screams.

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  25. Jack Wagon

    October 7th, 2011

    Shouldn’t that censored sign be down about another 2 foot or so? You are giving her credit for perkies… YUK, PUKE!!!!!!!! Nightmares

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  26. Johnny Freedom

    October 7th, 2011

    Holy crap I can’t stop laughing! Oh dear Lord the black bar!!! THANK YOU for wrapping up a shitty week and flushing it!

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  27. Dano

    October 7th, 2011

    Uhg! I’ll never eat fried eggs again…

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  28. chiggerbug

    October 7th, 2011

    It is 9:15 am here on the east coast as I am checking all my conservative web sites

    I AM AWAKE NOW ! !
    I AM AWAKE NOW ! !

    I have to clean up the coffee I spewed across my desk, but….. :-)

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  29. Call Me Lennie

    October 7th, 2011

    Oh he’s a Fur …… Hat
    He’s nutty nut-tay
    Just searing my eyeball out
    And he’s a Fur ….. Hat
    He’s on the attack and that’a a fact
    Ain’t holding back

    And he’s a Fur …. Hat
    He’s nutty, nut-tay
    Just searing my eyeballs out
    And he’s a Fur ….. Hat
    He’s the one, the only one
    To say Meesh is an Amazon

    He knows he’s got everything
    That a wingnut needs to torch the ‘tards
    How can he lose with the talent he use
    Hippie Crit, Where’s Pinko, Irony — what a pack of cards!

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  30. Call Me Lennie

    October 7th, 2011

    Get the message Pinko? How can he lose … if he has a full deck of cards

    Come BACK! … come back …come back

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  31. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    October 7th, 2011

    Good effort, but can’t place Lennie’s tune. Must be recent, like in the last thirty years…

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  32. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    October 7th, 2011

    Fur- I want to use that on a Halloween poster. Where do I send the check?

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  33. Keith in Seattle

    October 7th, 2011

    BFH: Please, PLEASE do not imply that ever again. My poor old heart and eyes could not handle it. I’d never be able to have sex with my wife again as it wouldn’t work anymore.

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  34. Delphi58

    October 7th, 2011

    Where’s the Eye Bleach ?!? Please!!!

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  35. FreeMan 4 Sarah Write-In

    October 7th, 2011

    You heartless bastid, I nearly crapped my pants

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  36. pale male

    October 7th, 2011

    The only thing more frightening for those children would be to look at Moosehell’s ass.

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