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Some People Are Calling Iowahawk a Seer
Honestly, he doesn’t say anything that all the smart and sane people were also saying in 2008. He just says it a lot better and tons funnier than most.
Iowahawk wrote this a year ago. 
Although I have not always been the most outspoken advocate of President-Elect Barack Obama, today I would like to congratulate him and add my voice to the millions of fellow citizens who are celebrating his historic and frightening election victory. I don’t care whether you are a conservative or a liberal — when you saw this inspiring young African-American rise to our nation’s highest office I hope you felt the same sense of patriotic pride that I experienced, no matter how hard you were hyperventilating with deep existential dread.
Yes, I know there are probably other African-Americans much better qualified and prepared for the presidency. Much, much better qualified. Hundreds, easily, if not thousands, and without any troubling ties to radical lunatics and Chicago mobsters. Gary Coleman comes to mind. But let it not distract us from the fact that Mr. Obama’s election represents a profound, positive milestone in our country’s struggle to overcome its long legacy of racial divisions and bigotry. It reminds us of how far we’ve come, and it’s something everyone in our nation should celebrate in whatever little time we now have left.
Less than fifty years ago, African-Americans were barred from public universities, restaurants, and even drinking fountains in many parts of the country. On Tuesday we came together and transcended that shameful legacy, electing an African-American to the country’s top job — which, in fact, appears to be his first actual job. Certainly, it doesn’t mean that racism has disappeared in America, but it is an undeniable mark of progress that a majority of voters no longer consider skin color nor a dangerously gullible naivete as a barrier to the presidency.
It’s also heartening to realize that as president Mr. Obama will soon be working hand-in-hand with a former Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard like Senator Robert Byrd to craft the incoherent and destructive programs that will plunge the American economy into a nightmare of full-blown sustained depression. As Vice President-Elect Joe Biden has repeatedly warned, there will be difficult times ahead and the programs will not always be popular, or even sane. But as we look out over the wreckage of bankrupt coal companies, nationalized banks, and hyperinflation, we can always look back with sustained pride on the great National Reconciliation of 2008. Call me an optimist, but I like to think when America’s breadlines erupt into riots it will be because of our shared starvation, not the differences in our color.
It’s obvious that this newfound pride is not confined to Americans alone. All across the world, Mr. Obama’s election has helped mend America’s tattered image as a racist, violent cowboy, willing to retaliate with bombs at the slightest provocation. The huge outpouring of international support following the election shows that America can still win new friendships while rebuilding its old ones, and provides Mr. Obama with unprecedented diplomatic leverage over our remaining enemies. When Russian tanks start pouring into eastern Europe and Iranian missiles begin raining down on Jerusalem, their leaders will know they will be facing a man who not only conquered America’s racial divide but the hearts of the entire Cannes film community. And those Al Qaeda terrorists plotting a dirty nuke or chemical attack on San Francisco face a stark new reality: while they may no longer need to worry about US Marines, they are looking down the barrel of a strongly worded diplomatic condemnation by a Europe fully united in their deep sympathy for surviving Americans.
So for now, let’s put politics aside and celebrate this historic milestone. In his famous speech at the Lincoln Memorial 45 years ago, Dr. King said “I have a dream that one day my children will live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.” Let us now take pride that Tuesday we Americans proved that neither thing matters anymore.




Tom MO
November 7th, 2009
WObservationonderful prose. Jonathon Swift: A Modest
Wonderful prose. Johnaton Swift:
A Modest Observation. To the people of the
United States of America
matt
November 7th, 2009
That was a great read.THANKS!
shootersgrandma
November 7th, 2009
This could have been written yesterday and not one year ago. Wonderful insight. We need to listen to words like this more often.
One thing I need to point out is that in my belief, America did not elect obama as potus. Corruption did.
My2Cents
November 8th, 2009
Iowahawk was a favorite back in my FreeRepublic days. This was funny and depressing at the same time.
Corona
November 8th, 2009
Iowahawk is a literary genius. From Montauk Point to the Forum of Rome, he covers it all.
rebecca83095
November 8th, 2009
Iowahawk has links to 2 other excellent writers in his website – Jeremy Boreing and Bill Whittle. Read Bill Whittle’s essay “Freedom” and see if it doesn’t stir the embers.
Commissar M
November 8th, 2009
Brilliant! I remember reading that at the time he posted it and it is still a wonderful piece of biting commentary.
On Rebecca’s recommendation of Bill Whittle, again I absolutely agree. When I first discovered Eject, Eject, Eject a couple of years ago, I spend days glued to my computer chair literally devouring the entire contents of the site. Bill says and thinks a lot of the same things I do but he does it in a much more focused, articulate manner than I feel I could. Looking at some of my previous attempts at blogging would confirm that!