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Trick No Treat
When he was a kid, little Barry asked his mother if she would help him dress for Halloween. He said he wanted to go as a guy who used fear and intimidation to simply take what wasn’t his. She thought a pirate would be good. In the coming years, when a child asks a mother the same thing, she will dress the child as Barack Obama.
Little Barry Soetoro




Commissar M
November 7th, 2009
Wow, talk about prescient! I guess it’s true that “mother knows best” because Stanley Anne had her little boy all figured out before he even hit puberty.
Stymie
November 7th, 2009
Are you certain that’s not Little Barney, who grew up to be a Butt Pirate?
Who, by the way, happened to be at his sphincter-squeezer’s place when it was raided. Again! This Fwank guy is Teflon® (in more ways than one)!
dubious
November 8th, 2009
He learned his version of hope at an early age. Hijacking Other Peoples Earnings.
MonkeyPig
November 8th, 2009
I think its BFH.