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iOTW EXCLUSIVE! New Pictures Of Jackie Kennedy Found

Home - by IOTW Reports - November 6, 2009 - 17:03 UTC - 31 Comments

And we can understand why they were hidden!

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  1. Call me Lennie

    November 6th, 2009

    Fur, you’re a riot!

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  2. DEVILDOC

    November 6th, 2009

    Better watch out for those tanning beds.

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  3. JavelinaBomb

    November 6th, 2009

    Good Lord, Jackie O’s got a torso like a linebacker. But why is she wearing an ammo belt?

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  4. Elektra

    November 6th, 2009

    Stunning…

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  5. The Ugly American

    November 6th, 2009

    Hahahahahahahaha!!!!…..classic

    Her horrendous collection of boobie belts just confounds me.

    But you’re missing the pic of Jackie-O sweatin’ to the oldies.

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  6. My2Cents

    November 6th, 2009

    Jackie O-NO!

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  7. DEVILDOC

    November 6th, 2009

    Boobie Belt sounds so middle school….how about HOOTER-HEFTER instead?

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  8. innominatus

    November 6th, 2009

    So much grace… So much charm… So much warmth… all rattling around inside those yardstick-wide hips like a nickel in your clothes dryer.

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  9. My2Cents

    November 6th, 2009

    ***Boobie Belt sounds so middle school….how about HOOTER-HEFTER instead?***

    Flying Buttress

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  10. cakes

    November 6th, 2009

    No wonder JFK had so many gals…

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  11. cakes

    November 6th, 2009

    How about a Juggs Jack?

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  12. Dan Ryan Galt

    November 6th, 2009

    A sight that makes eyes sore! Where are Stacy London and Clinton Kelly when you need them?

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  13. Patriotleah

    November 6th, 2009

    I know my daughters say that I am so tremendously critical….but I have to say, Jackie would be privately snickering at this woman who is totally classless. It almost makes me feel at least a tad bit sorry for her. I will say this…she has nice hands. We can’t always help how our bodies look, but for goodness sake, get help with some fashion advice!

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  14. BigFurHat

    November 6th, 2009

    I blame Michelle for NOT setting the press straight. She plays this fawning for all it’s worth. I wouldn’t judge her if I wasn’t being told CONSTANTLY how hot she is. It’s absurd.
    I just read a post by an imbecilic family member on his Facebook page. He thinks Michelle is hot. No, the answer to your question is that his vision is perfectly fine.
    It is called hypnosis. If Michelle Obama was shopping in Walmart with those shorts, I am telling you right now I AM NOT CHECKING HER OUT FOR ONE SECOND. Not one. And I’m the kind of guy who would be checking out the paramedic as she was loading my gurney into the meat wagon.

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  15. Irony Curtain

    November 6th, 2009

    Before I saw the top photo I had always thought of Billy Carter as having the trashiest fashion sense of anyone hangin’ at the white house. Hold those calls, we have a winner.

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  16. Oscar MadiSoxThatDon'tMatch

    November 6th, 2009

    Man oh man is this piece brilliant. No words in the world could possible convey what is plain to see here with your own eyes.

    The emperors wife wears bad clothes.

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  17. Stymie

    November 6th, 2009

    (blush) You had me until Picture #3…

    I’d recognize those Paget’s shins anywhere. :-)

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  18. Tom MO

    November 6th, 2009

    As the old farmer said of a neighbor: ” she has
    an arse like two coal shovels.”

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  19. illustr8r

    November 6th, 2009

    Surely, enough lefty fashion designers see the mess that FLOTUS is. Why haven’t they gone to the WH for a fashion summit?

    Maybe she is colorblind? ;)

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  20. proletarian robot

    November 6th, 2009

    Big Fur is absolutely correct. Michelle is a product of the MSM. Their motto is, thhat if a lie is told often enough people will believe it. They constantly tell us how beautiful Michelle is….(cough, cough)….when the reality is that she doesn’t have an eighth of Jackie’s beauty, poise or class.

    The MSM should heed the old adage that “You can’t polish a Turd…..”

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  21. DEVILDOC

    November 6th, 2009

    Bromamma’s brother is a basketball coach out here at OSU. If you want to piss off a bunch of hard core college sports fans and supporters that aren’t liberal, jus mention his name in the course of the conversation. The room will go silent.

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  22. Stymie

    November 6th, 2009

    robot: “You can’t polish a Turd…..”

    OK, but I tried to put lipstick on a turd once.

    Didn’t work, but Momma got really grossed out when she went to put her lipstick on for work.

    LMDO. (Diaper) :-)

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  23. Tim

    November 6th, 2009

    A wonderful counterpoise.

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  24. Elektracutie

    November 6th, 2009

    Ick. And she totally thinks she’s got Jackie’s style down. If only I can keep my dinner down now.

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  25. innominatus

    November 6th, 2009

    Devildoc, are you in Corvallis?

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  26. The Ugly American

    November 7th, 2009

    STG that last pic is so freakishly absurd it made me blow snot bubbles.

    If you ask me, Michelle is more Grey Gardens than Camelot.

    And you just gotta know that second floor residence already smells like corn chips and hot puppy diarrhea 24/7.

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  27. Boobie The Rocket Dog

    November 7th, 2009

    @ probot Jackie? MOBY doesn’t have an eighth the sense of style of Margaret Truman and Amy Carter combined.

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  28. Bertie

    November 7th, 2009

    It would be interesting to see the reverse. Put the Big M in Jackie’s wardrobe.

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  29. DEVILDOC

    November 7th, 2009

    @innominatus, No, can’t take the valley heat anymore. I’m over on the coast with all the limp wristed liberals.

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  30. Patriotleah

    November 7th, 2009

    Bertie! What an hilarious idea! Wish BFH would give it a go.

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  31. uberVU - social comments

    November 8th, 2009

    Social comments and analytics for this post…

    This post was mentioned on Twitter by BigFurHat: New pics of Jackie Kennedy unearthed by @iOTW http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=9643 #tcot…

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