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Snark Contest: It’s For The Children!
I know I’m just a silly Southern lady (shaddup) and, as such, an ignorant and uncultured dummy, yet somehow I manage to understand that indoctrination and worship of The One ™ in our kid’s schools is even creepier than the thought of Rachel Maddow “flying solo” with a Prejean Glider. It’s all a little too Youth Indoctrination-y for me, y’all. But thank you for giving me yet another reason to be thrilled that I home school. I’m a firm believer in the idea that, like charity, indoctrination begins at HOME, not at the hands of the government!
As such, in response to the plethora of attempts at indoctrinating our kids via super creepy Obama songs and videos, as well as the rampant lies regarding the beauty and “impossible elegance” of the ever-scowling Michelle Obama, I’ve decided to combat it with the truth. Truth to Power, baby (we can totally take that phrase back now that they are TheMan.) I’ve come up with several ideas for Children’s Books with which to begin spreading the truth. (It’s For The Children!)
“Are you There Me? It’s Me, Barry”
“Chicken Coming Home to Roost Little”
“The Snow Job-y Day”
“The Three Little Czars”
“The Little Red Marxist
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Ray V.
November 6th, 2009
“Where the Wild Czars Are”
Betula
November 6th, 2009
The American Pie is Falling!
illustr8r
November 6th, 2009
Barack and the Red Crayon
illustr8r
November 6th, 2009
Goodnight America
Betula
November 6th, 2009
Grim fairy tales.
Betula
November 6th, 2009
The Omama Family Rob and Some.
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Betula
November 6th, 2009
That should have been Obama…….
Betula
November 6th, 2009
Gullibles Travels
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Ray V.
November 6th, 2009
” The Chronicles of Czarnia”
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illustr8r
November 6th, 2009
The Giving till it Hurts Tree
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Ray V.
November 6th, 2009
” Barry Potter and The Marxist Agenda”
illustr8r
November 6th, 2009
Barack and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Presidency
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Betula
November 6th, 2009
Green Regs and BAM
Betula
November 6th, 2009
101 Regulations
Ray V.
November 6th, 2009
“The Secret White House Garden”
SnarkandBoobs
November 6th, 2009
I *heart* y’all. You always come up with the Best Lines Evah!
matt
November 6th, 2009
“The Little Boy who cried Wolf Blitzer”
Its the story of a young man who lies about everything and the a$$hole who helps cover for him.
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kono
November 6th, 2009
furious goeorge soros
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kono
November 6th, 2009
furious george..oops
matt
November 6th, 2009
I just had another post sent to the IOTW Censor department. You would think I would learn by now that naughty words get posts moderated.
Alpha Maser
November 6th, 2009
The Chronicles of Narcissism
The Dark Tower
Prince Crapsian
Out of the Silent Plant Nut
Till we have Saving Graces
The Great Divorce
Elektra
November 6th, 2009
Barry Scarry’s Best Little World Book Ever
matt
November 6th, 2009
Pinocchio II: Geppetto’s little boy grows up,writes two books,fools millions,gets elected and STILL lies his ass off.
kono
November 6th, 2009
where the red acorn grows
cakes
November 6th, 2009
The Rainbow Coalition Fish
cakes
November 6th, 2009
Obama and the 3 not so little pigs
cakes
November 6th, 2009
The Red Badge of No Courage (for the older kids)
cakes
November 6th, 2009
The Little Chicago Engine that Couldn’t
cakes
November 6th, 2009
The Holes in Your Nose (by Henry Waxman)
Call me Lennie
November 6th, 2009
“The Obamastein Bears Fight Climate Change”
Call me Lennie
November 6th, 2009
Green Czars and Bam
That Van I am, that Van I am
I do so love green czars and Bam
Betula
November 6th, 2009
Black and The Mean Talk
Betula
November 6th, 2009
Rumpled Shrillskin
Betula
November 6th, 2009
Horton Fears The Flu
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Dick Browning
November 6th, 2009
Little Red Sambo
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althing79
November 6th, 2009
Obama and the Socialist Factory
Betula
November 6th, 2009
The Emperor Has No Clues
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Betula
November 6th, 2009
Czarlet’s Web
bocephus
November 6th, 2009
Liar! Liar!
(You’re pants are on fire.)
althing79
November 6th, 2009
The Borrowers (no need to change the title)
SnarkandBoobs
November 6th, 2009
Latching onto and adding to Betula’s:
Charlotte’s Web of Lies
Or Czarlette’s Web of Lies
althing79
November 6th, 2009
Half Black Magic
althing79
November 6th, 2009
Hippie Greenstockings
althing79
November 6th, 2009
Tales of a First Term Nothing
Call me Lennie
November 6th, 2009
How the Grinch Stole Ramadan
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althing79
November 6th, 2009
The Reluctant Kenyan
Dick Browning
November 6th, 2009
Uncle Tom’s DC Cabin
Dick Browning
November 6th, 2009
My Little Golden Book of Hubris
Call me Lennie
November 6th, 2009
Pox on Fox
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illustr8r
November 6th, 2009
Barry and the Giant Arugula
Call me Lennie
November 6th, 2009
Horton hears a “Boy!”
My2Cents
November 6th, 2009
101 Abominations
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My2Cents
November 6th, 2009
Good Night, Capitalism
My2Cents
November 6th, 2009
Pat the Dummy
Betula
November 6th, 2009
The Giving Spree
Call me Lennie
November 6th, 2009
The Obamastein Bears Save Health Care
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matt
November 6th, 2009
Bicurious George
soros autobiography
Elektra
November 6th, 2009
Fun With Saul and Hussein
Call me Lennie
November 6th, 2009
Oh, the scandals you’ll know
BuckwheatsayHI
November 6th, 2009
The Cat with the Hat Strikes Back
Barry wearing his pimp duds
BuckwheatsayHI
November 6th, 2009
How the Grinch Stole our Christmas Money
BuckwheatsayHI
November 6th, 2009
Mister Biden Can Moo, Can You?
BuckwheatsayHI
November 6th, 2009
We Can Only Afford Green Eggs & Ham
Betula
November 6th, 2009
The Spouse That Bored
skiri'ki
November 6th, 2009
Michelle in Obamaland… she’s late, she’s late for a very important date with her fashion czar!
Betula
November 6th, 2009
Cloudy With A Chance of Unemployment
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Betula
November 6th, 2009
Dr. Do Nothing
Betula
November 6th, 2009
The Red Ballooned
Stymie
November 6th, 2009
Film lines:
“Lions and Bitches and Liars, oh my!”
“Every time a bell rings, the biatch buys more things”
Stymie
November 6th, 2009
“Goldmiddlefinger”
Stymie
November 6th, 2009
“A Raisin in the White House”
Stymie
November 6th, 2009
“Raising Arizona Taxes (and 49 other states)”
Stymie
November 6th, 2009
“Wee-wee’s Big Adventure”
Dan Ryan Galt
November 6th, 2009
Death of a Nation
or how Communism can FINALLY work now that those pesky Capitalists are goin down!
Stymie
November 6th, 2009
“Nothing Hill”
Dan Ryan Galt
November 6th, 2009
It WAS a Wonderful Life
MissInMI
November 6th, 2009
Where the Unemployment Line Ends
MissInMI
November 6th, 2009
Obama and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Administration
MissInMI
November 6th, 2009
A Series of Unfortunate Events (no title change needed)
MissInMI
November 6th, 2009
The Bungle Book
Dan Ryan Galt
November 6th, 2009
Non-Citizen Kane
MissInMI
November 6th, 2009
Did I Ever Tell You How Sucky You Are?
Betula
November 6th, 2009
The Arabian Rights
Stymie
November 6th, 2009
“Titanic”
…ok, I’ll stop
MissInMI
November 6th, 2009
Guess How Much I Loathe You
MissInMI
November 6th, 2009
The Monster at the End of This Book (no title change needed)
Stymie
November 6th, 2009
“What Ever Happened to Baby Barry?”
…couldn’t resist one more
Dan Ryan Galt
November 6th, 2009
Shoot! I thought we were doing movies!
Sorry:p
Dan Ryan Galt
November 6th, 2009
Why Mommy is a Socialist
MissInMI
November 6th, 2009
The Wonderful Wizzard of UHHH’s
MissInMI
November 6th, 2009
Adventures of AliObama and the 40 Thieves
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BigFurHat
November 6th, 2009
A Flop’s Fables
Dan Ryan Galt
November 6th, 2009
Why Daddy is a Socialist
MissInMI
November 6th, 2009
Grim Feary Tales
BigFurHat
November 6th, 2009
The Story of Fubar
BigFurHat
November 6th, 2009
The Little Phony
MissInMI
November 6th, 2009
The Ugly F**kling
BigFurHat
November 6th, 2009
Doctor Done Nothing
BigFurHat
November 6th, 2009
Hinder Fella
BigFurHat
November 6th, 2009
The Red Phony
BigFurHat
November 6th, 2009
Steward Little
Dan Ryan Galt
November 6th, 2009
The Soros Apprentice
carlos
November 6th, 2009
“Old Yellah”
BigFurHat
November 6th, 2009
The BiPolar express
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Stymie
November 6th, 2009
Ohhh, Children’s Books (my bad)…then
“David Coppertone”
“Mo’big Dick”
“Huckleberry Fool”
BigFurHat
November 6th, 2009
Arabian Rights
MissInMI
November 6th, 2009
Malice in Blunderland
MissInMI
November 6th, 2009
The Book (and everything else you own) Thief
MissInMI
November 6th, 2009
The Fright Before Christmas
BigFurHat
November 6th, 2009
A Journey To The Center Of Dearth
BigFurHat
November 6th, 2009
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the CDC
carlos
November 6th, 2009
“The Teleprompter who would be King”
Dan Ryan Galt
November 6th, 2009
Barack and the Giant Deficit
carlos
November 6th, 2009
“King of the Wind-bags”
carlos
November 6th, 2009
“Barry the Pooh”
carlos
November 6th, 2009
“Barry the Dirty Dog”
Betula
November 6th, 2009
Fox and the Crowned
carlos
November 6th, 2009
“A Kenyan Marxist in King Arthur’s Court”
carlos
November 6th, 2009
“Pride and Prejudice”
No changes needed there!
cfm990
November 6th, 2009
One Czar Two Czar Red Czar New czar
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Dan Ryan Galt
November 6th, 2009
“The Innocents Abroad”
No changes needed here either!
Tom MO
November 6th, 2009
The Agony and the estrogen
cfm990
November 6th, 2009
Barack and the green talk
cfm990
November 6th, 2009
Malia and Sasha have two commies.
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cfm990
November 6th, 2009
Grim Barry Tales
Call me Lennie
November 6th, 2009
And to think I saw it on ACORN Street
Betula
November 6th, 2009
Snowjob and the Seven Dorks….
1.Hopey
2.Changey
3.Sleezy
4.Botoxy
5.GReidy
6.Cashful
7.Meany
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Betula
November 6th, 2009
oops…sleazy
proletarian robot
November 6th, 2009
Book about Biden’s Afghanistan policy: “Old Yellow”
Barack’s Childhood: “The Jungle Book.”
“Black beauty” Not about Michelle Obama!
“Pilgrims Progressive”
Barney Frank: “The Count of Mount-Me Crisco”
proletarian robot
November 6th, 2009
Barney Frank’s Favorite: “I’M an Obama Hornblower” Series
proletarian robot
November 6th, 2009
Obama’s current read: “To Kill a Mocking-Beck”
Tim
November 6th, 2009
Curious George becomes President!
proletarian robot
November 6th, 2009
George SOROS & Obama in: “The Prince and the Pauper”
proletarian robot
November 6th, 2009
A Passage to KENYA
David Watson
November 6th, 2009
Where the Vile Things Are
The Cowardly Lyin’
Little Red Lyin’ in the Hood
Call me Lennie
November 6th, 2009
Barry and the Beast
Call me Lennie
November 6th, 2009
Snow White and the Seven RINOS
David Watson
November 6th, 2009
Beastly and the Beast
Little Barack Shambo
The Liar, the Bitch, and the Poor Globe
Call me Lennie
November 6th, 2009
Pelassie, Come home
proletarian robot
November 6th, 2009
The Ugly Michelleling.
Momma Voted For Obama: A Radical Foreign Muslim Marxist.
Road Warrior
November 6th, 2009
“The Lemmings Who Elected a Narcissistic Post Turtle”
Road Warrior
November 6th, 2009
http://www.moonbattery.com/obama_post_turtle.jpg
Boobie The Rocket Dog
November 6th, 2009
MY KID VOTED OBAMA – and all I got was this ridiculous tax bill.
Road Warrior
November 6th, 2009
“The Unlimited Success of a Malignant Narcissist”
cfm990
November 7th, 2009
The end of don’t ask don’t tell.
Jack and Phil charged up a hill to capture an enemy flag
Phil said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, ain’t I a dutiful fag?
Betula
November 7th, 2009
The Ford and The Loan
Betula
November 7th, 2009
The Wolf in Veeps Clothing
Betula
November 7th, 2009
Rip Van Tingle Up My Leg
Betula
November 7th, 2009
The Embolden Fleecing
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cfm990
November 7th, 2009
Barry Floppins
Betula
November 7th, 2009
CanSell and DebtSwell
Betula
November 7th, 2009
Hubris Dumpty……had a great fall.
Bob S.
November 7th, 2009
The Obamastein Beers
Bob S.
November 7th, 2009
The Mao That Roared
Bob S.
November 7th, 2009
Rep. Gifford The Big Blue Dog
Ray V.
November 7th, 2009
“The Little Kenyon That Couldn’t”
grendl
November 7th, 2009
Everyone Wee-wees
Ray V.
November 7th, 2009
“Little Bo Creep”
grendl
November 7th, 2009
Barry Potter and the Chamber of Transparancy
grendl
November 7th, 2009
Barry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Home Loan
Bob S.
November 7th, 2009
The Mulbarry Blame Bush
borhome
November 7th, 2009
“Needless Things”
Like health care reform, stimulus bills, socialism, reditribution, czars, green jobs…
hatip to Stephen King
Betula.
November 7th, 2009
Guess How Much I Owe You
grendl
November 7th, 2009
Barry Potter and the Prisoners of Guantanamo
Barry Potter: The Half Black Prince
Betula.
November 7th, 2009
Hickory Bickering Barack
Bob S.
November 7th, 2009
Barry,Barry,Quite Contrary
proletarian robot
November 7th, 2009
Simple Simon is now: “Simple Biden”
My2Cents
November 7th, 2009
The Scat in the Hat
Dan Ryan Galt
November 7th, 2009
How about “The Golden DumbA$$”? Can I say that?
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