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iOTW Exclusive: Compromising Pictures of FLOTUS Uncovered
Michelle Obama has been exposed, literally and figuratively! How dare she claim she’s a Christian when, clearly, she can’t possibly be if she poses for risque photos like this (warning: make children leave the room. Her guns are frightening enough as it is):
Like the pornographic pictures of Carrie Prejean’s topless back and sides, we are compelled to pixelate these pictures. While you can’t really see anything, just the mere idea that there are nipples somewhere, on a CHRISTIAN, is reason enough to censor.
I do hope the media still has their transcripts from the Prejean not-really-racy racy photos controversy so that they can once again enlighten us as to how you cannot be both a Christian AND a woman that doesn’t dress like Chloe Sevigny on Big Love. I wonder what Perez Hilton will now call Mrs. Obama?
And what would he say about this unearthed picture of a Michelle not only witnessing, but seemingly urging, her man to perform a vile and disgusting act. (Right, PETA?)
More pics, including a rare picture of Michelle’s racy prom pic———>
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November 5th, 2009
Not a photoshop – Michelle appears on Iron Chef. First Flotus to do so.
Now I know why 50 magazines have called Michelle a fashion icon. Actually, I don’t know.
Boobie The Rocket Dog
November 5th, 2009
It’s becoming increasingly clear why MEshell is attracting the nickname MOBY. Melville is spinning in his grave. (The original was a WHITE whale.)
Tim
November 5th, 2009
BO and MO really do deserve each other.
matt
November 5th, 2009
The second to the last picture…dont go look,just take my word for it…You can still make out the p**is.
Its horrible!
My2Cents
November 5th, 2009
OMG, I’m dying here! My cube-bound neighbors are wondering if I’m having a mental breakdown.
Boobie The Rocket Dog
November 5th, 2009
FLOTUS or FLATUS? Only her orange-crocked Elton-John-lookin’ personal chef knows for sure.
MissinMich
November 5th, 2009
Well, if MO got a boob job (paging Trump..wanna pay for hers too?)maybe she would look a little more balanced with that big azz.
If you look at BO’s picture, he has that weiner thing down to a science.
matt
November 5th, 2009
OOOOOO..I got censored! Can I just get an “Adult Content” label?
It is known in my old internet stomping grounds that my posts are meant primarily to amuse ME,and should NEVER be read by decent folk.
I should have mentioned that earlier.Sorry.
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November 5th, 2009
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proletarian robot
November 5th, 2009
The Obama hotdog picture is how Obama won over the Gay vote.
Stymie
November 6th, 2009
Spread those pixels up…and cover that fugly face too! Mich-HELL.
Hanoverfist
November 6th, 2009
Cover the man hands too.