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We successfully stopped Obamacare from being shoved down our apparently tonsil-less throats this summer, but our work is not done. Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are trying to sneak it past us (all 1,900 pages of it), perhaps even this week. I first thought to myself that perhaps we should organize a march on Washington — “No Tonsils, No Peace!” I swiftly realized that this was stupid and decided instead to put our collective powers to work and come up with some *accurate* Obamacare slogans; in the interest of Patriotic Dissension, as well as Transparency. Plus, that whole Bush Lied, People Died ™ seemed to have worked out well for the left. If history has taught us anything it has taught us that we must learn to use Roman swords against Rome itself or die. Literally, it seems.
Granted, I know we are just simple conservative rubes and don’t have the vast experience of Community Organizing from which to draw, but still, I have faith in us. Some of us are magic and have managed to escape victimization at the hands of nefarious Doctors, desperate to sink their clutches into our apparently rare and invaluable tonsils! Thus, here are a few of my proposed slogans. POST YOUR PROPOSED SLOGANS, PLEASE! (in the Comments Section)
Obamacare: It’s really Obama’s sneaky way to “save” Social Security by getting rid of all the pesky elderly.
Obamacare: Obama’s own Grandma isn’t the only one he’s willing to throw under the bus!
ObamaCare: Life saving surgeries for our most vulnerable citizens? Meh.
ObamaCare: Deciding whose life is cost-effectively “worth” saving is NOT above his pay grade.
ObamaCare: Only bitter, greedy folks “Cling” to life. Let them eat pain pills, with “dignity!”
ObamaCare: As I’ve said before, let me be clear here, we have to do this because Shut Up. And George Bush.
ObamaCare: This Is The Moment Your Tonsils Have Been Waiting For
Obamacare:“This committee has decided that you aren’t ready to be “punished” by a baby.”
Obamacare: An Obama-y Bureaucrat who says “oh, just take a pill” will be in charge of your Epidural decisions.
Obamacare: Do you trust the Government with a speculum? (am I right, Ladies?!)
wsorrian
November 2nd, 2009
“ObamaCare: As I’ve said before, let me be clear here, we have to do this because Shut Up. And George Bush.”
That one is my favorite.
ObamaCare: Keeping Nancy’s face mostly alive since 1973.
cfm990
November 2nd, 2009
SINGLE PAYER = SENIOR SLAYER
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cfm990
November 2nd, 2009
Obama care
It’s like a bailout for undertakers
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Bertie
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare:
It’s a bitter pill to swallow, but goes down easily when you drink the Kool-Aid.
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Bertie
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare:
Do you want fries with that?
cakes
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: When “Public option” means “No Choice”.
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cakes
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: You don’t want it? Too damned bad.
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cakes
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: You get sick, we decide!
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cakes
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: Preferred by 1 out of 1000 doctors.
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cakes
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: Suck it, pro-lifers!
cakes
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: The other RED meat.
cakes
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: The one time Democrats are not really pro-choice.
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cakes
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: The Ultimate “competetion” for Insurance companies. (We won!)
Bertie
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare:
Just another word for socialism.
cakes
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: Because you are too stupid to make your own decisions.
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cakes
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: Abortion for ANY trimester (especially those in their 280th+ trimester)
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cakes
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: Because war is wrong, unless it is against the American elderly or infirm.
cakes
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: because life sucks and then you die.
Stymie
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: You’re in Good Hands, plus One Finger.
Matt the right wing extremist
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare-Because 8 years of failed…ummm worst healthcare crisis..ummmm since great depression…Black plague…Wait,Are you with FoxNews?
Matt the right wing extremist
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare- Its not a mangled baby! Its a jar of STEM CELLS!
Matt the right wing extremist
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare- “My Knee hurts”
“Really??Did you hear that,Dave? This guy says his knee hurts”
“Give him an asprin and have him call back in a week”
Bertie
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare:
Bend Over!
Betula
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: “Semper Die”
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Betula
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Don’t worry, be slabby.
Betula
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Put a pork in it.
Betula
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: The New National Embalm
Betula
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: We abort, you demise.
Betula
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Take your coffin medicine.
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Call me Lennie
November 2nd, 2009
Octogenarian T-shirt
Cost Control without Tort Reform?
Think I was born yesterday?
Betula
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Can you rear me now?
Matt the right wing extremist
November 2nd, 2009
The Votey thingy is broke.
Who broke the votey thingy??
Hell if my vote dont count I might as well do some work around here.
Matt the right wing extremist
November 2nd, 2009
Scatch that..it was just my %$#^%$ window VISTA having one of its episodes.
Tom MO
November 2nd, 2009
Eat,Drink,and be Merry. It’s Free. Like
the sign in a Bar in Ireland: “Free Guinness
tomorrow.”
proletarian robot
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: Free do-it-yourself manuals:
#1. How to check your own prostate!!
#2. Your Very First Solo Colonoscopy! Excerpt: First insert the flexible hose (purchased seprately) into your rect*m while straddling a mirror……
#3. In Home Emergency Appendectomies, Simplified!! (Version #6)
#4. How Your Home Based “Iron Lung” Saves You and the Econcomy.
#5. Mom’s Wire Hanger Abortions in 6 Steps! (Don’t forget step 3 about boiling hanger to sterilize it.)
Tim
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: “Transforming the greatest healthcare system on Earth into Crap”
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Mondo
November 2nd, 2009
“Obama Care: Bringing Post Office-like efficiency to health care since 2009″
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Matt the right wing extremist
November 2nd, 2009
proletarian robot,It was my understanding that pages 368 through 975 of the Obamcare bill addressed
abortion as follows-
All Pregnant females,shemales,heshes,shehes and transgendered are given abortions at will,no waiting and at taxpayers expense.
These abortions are given priority over other sicknesses because of the discovery that without abortion nearly 100% of pregnancys lead to the birth of a child.
Cancer on the otherhand does not lead to unwanted children.
Betula
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: One small strep for man, one grim reaper for mankind.
BigFurHat
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: Turn Your Head and Coffin.
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Betula
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: The San Francisco Treat.
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BigFurHat
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: Open Your Mouth and Say mmm… mmm… mmm
BigFurHat
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: No need to check your balls if you’re still registered conservative.
DEVILDOC
November 2nd, 2009
@Matt…Obamacare, Windows VISTA for you body!
Betula
November 2nd, 2009
Another….
Obamacare: The San Francisco Teat
Matt the right wing extremist
November 2nd, 2009
Devildoc,The big difference is I can always go back to XP…how do we get rid of Obamacare once it exists? Lazy people never let us take back an entitlement.
HIppieCritic
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: The Bridge Between Life And Death
althing79
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Health reform today, lawyers for dogs and forced abortions tomorrow!
althing79
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Yes we can….decide if you live or die!!!
althing79
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Our “end of life counselors” are only for the elderly, registered Republicans, anybody who watches FOX News and anybody else who opposes our views.
Ray V.
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Hearse to you America
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BuckwheatsayHI
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: The Alternative is Auschwitz.
Ray V.
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Opposition is Racist!
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BuckwheatsayHI
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: Billions & Billions will be served
BuckwheatsayHI
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: Spreading the Wealth since 2009
Betula
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Crap! Wrinkle! Drop!
BuckwheatsayHI
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: Endorsed by Obama Death Panel Czar Jack Kevorkian!
BuckwheatsayHI
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: Now Your Ass Really Hurts
Betula
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: We bring good things to death.
Betula
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Give and let die
snarkandboobs
November 2nd, 2009
Oh y’all are sooo good! Taking a quick break from home schooling the kid (I am THAT evil and subversive, mwaa haa haa) and I’m giggling madly. Thanks!
Obamacare: Grandma wants a new pacemaker? Suck. It. Up. Ration yourself away with a nice pain pill and some “dignity”, woman!
cakes
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: the Soylent Green revolution!
Bob S.
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Change We Can Depends On.
Ray V.
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Officially endorced by the M.A.A.(Morticians Association of America)
Tim
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: Eat sh*t and die!
snarkandboobs
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: The Hypocritic Oath
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Bob S.
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: The Twilight Years Zone
scr_north
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Because it’s not your body.
Bertie
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare:
I am not the enema!
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Call me Lennie
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Assume the position SNAP!
Call me Lennie
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Take two aspirin and call me in six months
Ray V.
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: MMM…MMM…DEAD
Mike
November 2nd, 2009
Man, I´m late to the party, but…
Obamacare: Give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses; we´ll dispose of them beaurocratically.
Rock on, LZ.
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Ray V.
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Rest in Peace with Barack
Betula
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: An elderly hosing project.
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Call me Lennie
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare:
We put the “hell” back in health care!
snarkandboobs
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: The Redistribution of Health
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proletarian robot
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare? Don’t like your outcome? Oh well, it’s good enough for government work!
proletarian robot
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Keep Congress Exempt! That way they won’t be unduly influenced about any future healthcare decisions!
Ray V.
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: When life gives you lemons, make everyone else suffer.
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Seanette
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: DMV/Postal Service efficiency with IRS compassion.
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David Watson
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: You never liked going to the doctor anyway.
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cfm990
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare, because quality of life is sooo over rated
Dr. Dave
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: It’s my country and you’ll die if I want you to.
Dr. Dave
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Because excellence is overrated.
Martin
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare – bringing the attitude of the DMV and the honesty of Chicago politics to health care.
Dr. Dave
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Because I’m a doctor … of lies.
Dr. Dave
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: For the health for all 57 states
Dr. Dave
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Payback for Susan Boyle bumping me from your TV screen.
Bob S.
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Dr. Keporkian approved.
Bob S.
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Tales from the script
Ray V.
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Death has a name
persecutor
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare=Jobs Stimulus:Granny is a shovel ready project!
proletarian robot
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: A sure way to keep Canadians out of our country!
Dick Browning
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: This Might Sting a Little
Dick Browning
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: Flesh-Eating Microbes for the Masses
Dick Browning
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: Shut Up and Bend Over. We’ll Drive.
Dick Browning
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: Alternative *TO* Medicine
cfm990
November 2nd, 2009
The fight over health care can be summed up with one term “Quality Control”. We want quality. He wants control.
Ray V.
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Paying the Ferryman with taxpayer dollars
cfm990
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare The country needs the death taxes.
cfm990
November 2nd, 2009
obamacare. Check list for taking granny to the doctor.
a) She has her medical card.
b) She signed the will
Ray V.
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Got formaldehyde?
Bob S.
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Because Bush lied,stole 2 elections,planned the 911 attacks,blew up the levees in New Orleans,waterboarded prisoners,spied on U.S.citizens and caused global warming…..besides, Republicans are against it. So there.
Call me Lennie
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: How deep is that glove?
dubious
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: It only hurts the ones you love
cfm990
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare For Duty and Humanity
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bocephus
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: Bringing Death to the certainty of death and taxes
i_pwn_moonbatz (mobile)
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: bringing us one step closer to a working definition of “unlebenswertes Leben”
SnarkandBoobs
November 2nd, 2009
Y’all are opening a can of whoop arse (sounds more dignified) on the slogans. Excellent!
Don’t forget to vote and “thumbs up” your favorites too. Here, there is no ACORN so every vote is actually valid!
i_pwn_moonbatz (mobile)
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: putting a new price tag on human life.
Ray V.
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Come into the light, all are welcome.
dubious
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: People are just dying for it
cfm990
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare When ya gotta go. Ya gotta go
carlos
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare:
Because we pissed away all your social security money on our pet entitlement projects, so it’s easier to kill you than pay up!
Ray V, Bob S.
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: It’s a “Baroxymoron”
Call me Lennie
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: We don’t need no stinking mandate!
Bob S.
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: Say no for our country, say no for our father’s before us, say no for future generations…..stop the demise… dump this debacle…..”say no and die in peace, or say yes and die in pee”
Bob S.
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare: “Yo Quiero Que Gringo Sells”
cfm990
November 2nd, 2009
Obamacare. We don’t give a flip. If you need a hip.
Sam S
November 2nd, 2009
Obama(don’t)care: Well, there you go.
Snark Contest at Iowntheworld: Time to Throw Obamacare Under the Bus « Snark And Boobs
November 2nd, 2009
[...] Granted, I know we are just simple conservative rubes and don’t have the vast experience of Community Organizing from which to draw, but still, I have faith in us. Some of us are magic and have managed to escape victimization at the hands of nefarious Doctors, desperate to sink their clutches into our apparently rare and invaluable tonsils! Thus, here are a few of my proposed slogans. POST YOUR PROPOSED SLOGANS, PLEASE! (in the Comments Section at Iowntheworld) [...]
PrussianTiger
November 2nd, 2009
no need to use guns or razors anymore, we now have obamacare
Dick Browning
November 2nd, 2009
Thanks to Bocephus’s fine inspiration, here’s what has to be the winner if y’all have any sense of judgment at all (and I just know y’all do):
ObamaCare: Because Death and Taxes Weren’t Certain Enough
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Wyatt AARP
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: we who are about to die, salute you.
Wyatt AARP
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: one answer to the climbing unemployment rate.
Wyatt AARP
November 2nd, 2009
ObamaCare: promoting off-shore medical clinics one bureaucratic agency at a time.
Alpha Maser
November 3rd, 2009
Obamacare: When we screw this up you won’t notice, ’cause you’ll be dead!
Tim
November 3rd, 2009
ObamaCare: Because being alive
ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.
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