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I Have The Winning Ticket!!!!

Home - by BigFurHat - November 1, 2009 - 17:26 America/Chicago - 32 Comments

No, not the lottery. The 2012 presidential election. It’s Michelle Bachmann and the conservative celebrity Janine Turner. I have the campaign all laid out. It will be called Bachmann/Turner Overdrive. And the campaign song is Takin’ Care Of Business. Boom. Instant win. And let’s take up a collection now and by the rights to that crappy song and make millions while we save the country. AND, we will actually have someone in the White House that can actually be on the Maxim Top 100 Hotties in the World list. Take your pick of Michelle or Janine. Make Palin Secretary of State and this will look like an In Like Flint movie.

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  1. 1MadJack

    November 1st, 2009

    BFH you have more than outdone yourself on this. ;) :) I see it as a Win, Win, Win situation.

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  2. DEVILDOC

    November 1st, 2009

    Oh yeah, just you wait until the ugly women of the Democratic party get wind of this…You think they got their panties in a bunch over Palin??? This would cause a meltdown. They might need to be waterboarded to counter act the HOT FLASHES!

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  3. Tim

    November 1st, 2009

    Mr. Hat,
    They all have that slutty, stewardess look – geez, don’t you listen to the infinite wisdom of the late night comedians? Actually, the ticket has my vote and my dollars.

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  5. Alpha Maser

    November 1st, 2009

    Sigh…. My dream ticket…

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  6. Saxindacity

    November 1st, 2009

    You folks are on the right track, and I’ve been reading here for a while now and enjoying it immensely! Just because(or maybe because) we had Hubert Humphrey, Paul Gallstone (spell-check corrected me) Jesse, and now Al Frankenstein hold office here, don’t hate or belittle Minnesota! (Favre and Vikes won again, btw)

    Michelle Bachmann (my rep) and Tim Pawlenty (my governor)do me proud! Both are definitely worthy of higher office. They take incredible heat and yet always stand for their principles.

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  7. reeko

    November 1st, 2009

    hubba.
    hubba.
    wow.
    wow.

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  8. Tom MO

    November 1st, 2009

    Hey How ’bout my girl Sarah Palin? Or are you afraid of the Levi connection?

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  9. BigFurHat

    November 1st, 2009

    Palin is fine… but I never heard of Bachman Palin Overdrive.
    It does have a nice ring to it, though.

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  10. Billll

    November 1st, 2009

    And Palin could have her daughters boyfriend named ambassador to some place where they still practice cannibalism.

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  11. My2Cents

    November 1st, 2009

    “Easy on the eyes, AND on the pocketbook!”

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  12. 1MadJack

    November 1st, 2009

    I’d just like to add.

    HUBBA!

    HUBBA!

    HUBBA!

    :) :) :)

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  13. carlos

    November 1st, 2009

    I hereby pledge my services as an “intern” to this administration.

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  14. Jayne

    November 1st, 2009

    For a somewhat artsy/fartsy kind of site, it’s nice to see such virile, intelligent and clever men. You are men, right? It’s so hard to tell in the virtual world.

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  15. DEVILDOC

    November 1st, 2009

    Jayne, to answer your question HELL YA! In the physical and virtual world. You won’t see us driving Subaru wagons with obamama stickers on them.

    That’s a major difference between the lefties and us, we appreciate attractive women where they are intimidated by them.

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  16. Jayne

    November 1st, 2009

    I was just joking – didn’t think you could be faking it. I have noticed that about lefty men, I guess strong attractive women make them realize how inadequate they are, that they didn’t get something in either the nature or nurture part of growing up.

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  17. reeko

    November 1st, 2009

    as an aside… and my mind IS salivating here… but, in contrast to nasty Lefty “ladies” (yuk), what are the odds that these three gorgeous conservatives, Bachmann, Turner, and Palin, have probably zero tatoos between them?

    hell, we could probably thow in the entire female on-air personalities at FOX, and there wouldn’t be as many tatoos as on Rosie’s and Madow’s fat azzes…

    i volunteer to do the tatoo counting of these conservatives and at FOX. ;)

    what is it with tatoos, uglies and Lefties? barf.

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  18. Boobie The Rocket Dog

    November 1st, 2009

    In reality Palin is the only one with skin thick enough to withstand the gauntlet, but I’m on board whatever the combination.

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  19. Stymie

    November 1st, 2009

    I’d vote for those two Mommies. So would Baby Herman! :-)

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  20. Elektracutie

    November 1st, 2009

    That’s awesome!
    I like that they always have a nice smile on their faces and they always speak positive about the USA.

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  21. Elektracutie

    November 1st, 2009

    Ooh. AND they’re smart too. :-)

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    November 2nd, 2009

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  23. cakes

    November 2nd, 2009

    @reeko: Tattoos are a way to distract. It moves the eye from the face to the tat. I may get in hot water here for saying this, if I offend, sorry, but people who have to tattoo or pierce or do anything ’shocking’ to their looks are trying to hide something about their appearance or character.
    I know this first hand because although I never did anything permanent to my body like tats or piercings, I was a punk rocker in my youth.

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  24. Call me Lennie

    November 2nd, 2009

    I always knew conservatives were kinder, sounder in judgment, more courageous and more stable than liberals.

    I never realized we better looking as well

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  25. Call me Lennie

    November 2nd, 2009

    But when I think about it, I should have known all along. The evidence for that could be found every time I look into a mirror.

    Baroompada doom pada ….

    CHING!

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  26. Matt the right wing extremist

    November 2nd, 2009

    Jayne…A manlier group of men does not excist outside these four walls.
    Words that are not used
    1)Tofu
    2)Vegan (unless you are refering to the eating habits of the animal you are eating-Cows are vegan)
    3)Prius (real men know that the Prius is a marketing tool for Tools)

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  27. conservative cowgirl

    November 2nd, 2009

    Matt, it is heartening to see from this response that there ARE still some real men left who haven’t lined up for caponization! I was starting to lose hope. :)

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  28. The Ugly American

    November 2nd, 2009

    This post rocks in so many ways…LOL

    Janine’s got a great sense of humor. I’m sure she’s gonna dig the linkage.

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  29. Melissa In Texas

    November 3rd, 2009

    This is absolutely hysterical and a great idea.
    It is true.
    *I guess strong attractive women make them realize how inadequate they are, that they didn’t get something in either the nature or nurture part of growing up.*
    It takes a real man to handle one of us ;)

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  30. Boobie The Rocket Dog

    November 3rd, 2009

    CONSERVATIVE WOMEN ARE HOT! No doubt about it. Nonbelievers need only watch an episode or two of REDEYE. I’m in love with Remy the criminal defense lawyer!

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  31. DEVILDOC

    November 3rd, 2009

    All I have left to say is YEEE-HAAAH!

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  32. Boobie The Rocket Dog

    November 4th, 2009

    BTO gag aside, Marcia Blackburn of Tennessee is fer sure in the same league.

    votemarsha dot com/index.cfm?p=AboutMarsha

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