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BFH you have more than outdone yourself on this. I see it as a Win, Win, Win situation.

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Oh yeah, just you wait until the ugly women of the Democratic party get wind of this…You think they got their panties in a bunch over Palin??? This would cause a meltdown. They might need to be waterboarded to counter act the HOT FLASHES!

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Mr. Hat,
They all have that slutty, stewardess look – geez, don’t you listen to the infinite wisdom of the late night comedians? Actually, the ticket has my vote and my dollars.

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Sigh…. My dream ticket…

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You folks are on the right track, and I’ve been reading here for a while now and enjoying it immensely! Just because(or maybe because) we had Hubert Humphrey, Paul Gallstone (spell-check corrected me) Jesse, and now Al Frankenstein hold office here, don’t hate or belittle Minnesota! (Favre and Vikes won again, btw)

Michelle Bachmann (my rep) and Tim Pawlenty (my governor)do me proud! Both are definitely worthy of higher office. They take incredible heat and yet always stand for their principles.

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hubba.
hubba.
wow.
wow.

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Hey How ’bout my girl Sarah Palin? Or are you afraid of the Levi connection?

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Palin is fine… but I never heard of Bachman Palin Overdrive.
It does have a nice ring to it, though.

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And Palin could have her daughters boyfriend named ambassador to some place where they still practice cannibalism.

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“Easy on the eyes, AND on the pocketbook!”

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I’d just like to add.

HUBBA!

HUBBA!

HUBBA!

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I hereby pledge my services as an “intern” to this administration.

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For a somewhat artsy/fartsy kind of site, it’s nice to see such virile, intelligent and clever men. You are men, right? It’s so hard to tell in the virtual world.

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Jayne, to answer your question HELL YA! In the physical and virtual world. You won’t see us driving Subaru wagons with obamama stickers on them.

That’s a major difference between the lefties and us, we appreciate attractive women where they are intimidated by them.

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I was just joking – didn’t think you could be faking it. I have noticed that about lefty men, I guess strong attractive women make them realize how inadequate they are, that they didn’t get something in either the nature or nurture part of growing up.

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as an aside… and my mind IS salivating here… but, in contrast to nasty Lefty “ladies” (yuk), what are the odds that these three gorgeous conservatives, Bachmann, Turner, and Palin, have probably zero tatoos between them?

hell, we could probably thow in the entire female on-air personalities at FOX, and there wouldn’t be as many tatoos as on Rosie’s and Madow’s fat azzes…

i volunteer to do the tatoo counting of these conservatives and at FOX.

what is it with tatoos, uglies and Lefties? barf.

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In reality Palin is the only one with skin thick enough to withstand the gauntlet, but I’m on board whatever the combination.

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I’d vote for those two Mommies. So would Baby Herman!

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That’s awesome!
I like that they always have a nice smile on their faces and they always speak positive about the USA.

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Ooh. AND they’re smart too.

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@reeko: Tattoos are a way to distract. It moves the eye from the face to the tat. I may get in hot water here for saying this, if I offend, sorry, but people who have to tattoo or pierce or do anything ’shocking’ to their looks are trying to hide something about their appearance or character.
I know this first hand because although I never did anything permanent to my body like tats or piercings, I was a punk rocker in my youth.

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I always knew conservatives were kinder, sounder in judgment, more courageous and more stable than liberals.

I never realized we better looking as well

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But when I think about it, I should have known all along. The evidence for that could be found every time I look into a mirror.

Baroompada doom pada ….

CHING!

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Jayne…A manlier group of men does not excist outside these four walls.
Words that are not used
1)Tofu
2)Vegan (unless you are refering to the eating habits of the animal you are eating-Cows are vegan)
3)Prius (real men know that the Prius is a marketing tool for Tools)

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Matt, it is heartening to see from this response that there ARE still some real men left who haven’t lined up for caponization! I was starting to lose hope.

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This post rocks in so many ways…LOL

Janine’s got a great sense of humor. I’m sure she’s gonna dig the linkage.

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This is absolutely hysterical and a great idea.
It is true.
*I guess strong attractive women make them realize how inadequate they are, that they didn’t get something in either the nature or nurture part of growing up.*
It takes a real man to handle one of us

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CONSERVATIVE WOMEN ARE HOT! No doubt about it. Nonbelievers need only watch an episode or two of REDEYE. I’m in love with Remy the criminal defense lawyer!

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All I have left to say is YEEE-HAAAH!

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BTO gag aside, Marcia Blackburn of Tennessee is fer sure in the same league.

votemarsha dot com/index.cfm?p=AboutMarsha

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Super great writing! Honest!

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If only I had a nickel for each time I came to iowntheworld.com… Incredible article!

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