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You see, that’s the difference between men and women. Men will take a peek at anything.

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He’s vying for a spot on Andrew Sullivan’s blog. They deserve each other!

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I’m sure the boys in prison will appreciate Levi posing for playgirl. He may even get to sign some copies after he’s been arrested for selling crank.

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I wouldn’t pose for Playgirl in Alaska…

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Don’t worry Levi, those cell bar marks on your forehead will eventually fade away after Bubba finds a new girlfriend.

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Levi, I’ve seen some of your TV interviews and I gotta say, “Your S-L-O-W.” I doubt if you would be a good burger flipper. Enjoy the limelight, it’s gonna go dark real soon.

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Hey, Levi’s had more than fifteen minutes. Sumbdy cut’m off, iggrant weasel!

‘Twas the week before Halloween when all thru the bar, the jukebox played good stuff and the bowling machine where the barmaid and I and the hot foxy blonde had paired off with Jack who looked like James Bond. I’ll finish this later . . . I have dreams to catch . . .

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Levi makes dumb blondes look shmart.

Levi is the son Falcon’s father never had.

Levi makes Barak Obama look like…um, nevermind, that wont work.

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I guess I wont get the “Johnson” tattoos on my forearms after all.

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Snarks, don’t tell me you won’t sneak a peek! That would be so unlike you! You would at least have to give us your political commentary!

I agree that anyone who would come out against the grandmother of their child is either a.) being paid off by liberal sources, or b.) just so absolutely self-absorbed that lying becomes second nature to them, like masturbating.

I do have one thing I would have to relate to Mrs. Sarah Palin. As the mother of a young girl, five minutes after meeting this POS, I would have kicked him out the door, locked my daughter in her room, had the priests over to exorcise the house, and made a gubernatorial statement against his family. I am a firm believer in discipline.

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@Shooters: Wow! I use to think you sat by your computer and knitted when you weren’t baking cookies, boy was I wrong! Love to see ya give em hell.

I saw this Mangina in a photo shoot with the whiney harpy Kathy Griffin, he truly is a “D-List” celebrity. Here is a great quote about the two of them:

“Of course, this is all just a publicity stunt. Griffin’s a savvy, recently dumped publicity-whore and Levi’s a painfully simple, recently-dumped publicity whore, so all of this makes perfect sense.”

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Levi, otherwise known as “The Little Peckerhead.”

Gawd, why does this village idiot get airtime?

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Shootersgrandma: Yeah, you’re right; I totally would peek. But only because I suspect it would be *very* point-and-snicker-worthy.

As for the rest, I would have kicked him out the minute he opened his mouth. Dude, he’s a major dumbass. Can barely string 3 words together.

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Levi’s a famewhore and he’s enjoying his fame in the Leftist spotlight. He’s showing the rest of us how far he’ll go for attention, isn’t he?

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MSM will do ANYTHING to bash Palin!

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I quit working early and actually wasted time watching Entertainment Tonight- Levi was the lead story. Serious journalists so serious about every mumbly word he uttered. My hubby is from Fairbanks and was disgusted. Levi gives Alaskans a bad name.

BTW hubby’s Grandpa, WWII vet, loves Sarah Palin. Thought she was a great governor and is one smart cookie.

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The best part of Levi trickled down his father’s leg

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Folks, be careful how you use the word ‘whore.’ That got a radical Floridian into some trouble on the respectable news broadcasts, you know. Of course, no one in the MSM paid attention. Take a few letters away, and it gets all of us in trouble. Just ask Don Imus. Just ask the MSM. They paid attention to that.

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Robot, you saw my reaction to James Hines last night, didn’t you? I was pumped up on caffeine and hormone replacements.

OMG, I watch my 33-year-old daughter these days and think to myself, “Weren’t those times just so grand?”

My son-in-law sent me this little ditty, along with all his love, of course: “Mom, I thought you might like to have a bumper sticker that reads this: ‘Being a Crabby Bitch is Part of My Charm’. Of course I love you because my wife is so much a part of who you are.”

You see, some of us bitches are truly appreciated. After 18 years with the same company, my boss, who constantly calls me “Mom” by mistake, says I am the best thing that ever happened to his department.

Thank you, Son.

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I wanted to give this moron the benefit of the doubt figuring that he was doing the hollywood thing (with that kathy griffin thing) and the odd interview so he could get some cash for his kid. Not so much now. There’s no doubt that this fellow is being manipulated by the left (it’s no coincidence that this cbs “interview” is coming out now that Palin’s book is coming out and she’s starting to get back onto the national stage). Well I hope he gets enough money from this as I suspect he won’t be able to find any work in Alaska. I feel sorry for the little one in this mess. Imagine what it will be like to read about “dad” when he starts growing up.
As for CBS, well it’s not as if they have a News department to rely on for professionalism.

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This is just helping the Palins’ daughter to eventually get full custody of the baby. Let him be stupid. It’ll be over soon.

Levi’s whole family are uber trashy.
Have you heard them speak?

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Any truth to the rumor he is changing his name to Massengill?

I’m pretty sure Big Fur could do something with this.

http://www.demurelady.com/images/products/detail/MassengillExtraMildVinegarWaterDisposableDouche4ct..jpg

I smell a …….
contest.

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@Shootersgrandma and S&B: why bother buying a a magazine? This prick wears his prick on his neck for all to see. My words to live by: if a man is a big d*ck when he opens his mouth, it is to make up for the teeny tiny one in his pants.

I don’t have the urge to look, I’ve seen his kind of equipment before when I changed my son’s diapers.

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Levi is famous for using his penis and nothing more. This puts him in the same company as Peter North,John Holmes and Ron Jeromy…hold it a second..how is it I can rattle off the names of male porn stars? What the HELL is wrong with ME?
What corners of the internet have I seen? is there hope for me?

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CFM990..I noticed you linked to a DISPOSABLE douche.
Thats a good thing…we can’t have the reusable ones laying about.

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I wouldnt be surprised if Levi was Zeros kid by his white half which would make him a 1/2 a zero.

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