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I Can No Longer Parody Joe Biden

Home - by - August 1, 2011 - 20:31 America/New_York - 41 Comments

How can you parody a guy with this sort of monumental idiocy?

I can’t make up anything more buffoonish. It’s futile.

From Blue Wave News (and I hope this is a rumor)

Arizona Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords returned to the floor of the House to cast a vote on the bill. It was her first appearance there since she was shot in the head at a meet-and-greet with constituents in Tucson in January. She was accompanied by her husband, astronaut Mark Kelly, and close friend Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

Giffords was greeted at the door by Democratic Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and received a prolonged standing ovation from her House colleagues. Vice President Joe Biden also stopped by to see her.

When Biden was asked about what he spoke with Giffords about, he joked, “She’s now a member of the cracked head club like me.”

SNIP!

No, Joe, you are a member of your own special club. A membership of one.

» 41 Comments

  1. jclady

    August 1st, 2011

    Ok, so Gabby Giffords showed up for a “rally moment” for the Dems. But has she been determined to be of sound mind to participate in a Congressional vote?

    May lightning strike me now if I’m off base…..

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  2. historicus

    August 1st, 2011

    I think “Slow Joe” has been in the White House liquor cabinet again.

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  3. even steven

    August 1st, 2011

    Just how deep did they implant those hair plugs? Poor Joe. He’s been lobotomized.

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  4. Nunya

    August 1st, 2011

    GMTA jclady, do we hafta guess how she voted?

    We have faith in ya, Fur. Besides, how can we NOT mock SlowJoe Biden? He just invites it, and we gotta have some laughs after all…

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  5. Corky

    August 1st, 2011

    Wow, Joe had a great day of gaffes–calling Tea Party members terrorists and the cracked head comment–way to go Joe. What a maroon.

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  6. Dick Indataco

    August 1st, 2011

    …her “close friend Debbie Wasserman Schultz”?

    Really?

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  7. moarkdave

    August 1st, 2011

    Well with that mystery scar on Barry’s head, he has to be a member of the cracked head’s club too.

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  8. BillyShaft

    August 1st, 2011

    @jclady

    I will share your lightning strike.

    Apparently taking a gunshot to the brainpan makes no difference in the ability of a Progressive to do a job that depends on things like “thinking”.

    I am not sure why they do not prop Ted Kennedy in the back of the Senate, a-la Weekend at Bernie’s, and have him vote.

    This Giffords situation just shows how stupid and senseless our Government and people who represent us have truly become.

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  9. ScratchNSniff

    August 1st, 2011

    The Zombies are evolving into liberals. Even a headshot won’t bring it down.

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  10. grayscape

    August 1st, 2011

    Ever since Joe rode the special short bus to a special school he has been special.

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  11. Tony R

    August 1st, 2011

    Typical democrat tactic: Trot out the victim to try and swing the sympathy vote. They have no shame. Biden is just too stupid to have any shame.

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  12. Martin Hessler

    August 1st, 2011

    Split that lightening three ways…could Gifford legally fly a plane in this country?
    Now, someone with half a brain can literally be a congressional rep.

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  13. Mr. Chris

    August 1st, 2011

    Don’t look at joe biden as a (insert your favorite adjective here).
    Look at him as being a heartbeat away from the presidency.

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  14. Butch

    August 1st, 2011

    from the final vote, Giffords wasn’t the only one with a hole in her head.

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  15. old_oaks

    August 1st, 2011

    I am actually quite sickened at the ‘half brain” diatribe.

    Giffords, no matter what she believed or any other BS, didn’t deserve one in the noggin.

    HOWEVER, I’m more disturbed with the dems, spotlighting this as some achievement.

    Seriously, this is how they reintroduce her.

    Demonrat ideology = throwing gramma off a cliff along with the almighty US solier.

    Sick. Absolutely sick.

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  16. Mr. Chris

    August 1st, 2011

    I think that giffords case is a tragic one, and I won’t make fun of someone who’s life has been unalterably changed by the act of a terrorist. That being said, I’m thinkin’ brain damage will most
    likely make her a better democrat.

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  17. Durka durka

    August 1st, 2011

    Nothing but political pornography. She wasn’t needed there for her vote.

    The fact that her doctors would release her for this show, shows that her doctors don’t have the best interest of their patient at heart.

    It also shows that the dhimmicrats have absolutely no sense of shame. The fact that they would use her for a political tool is the most disgusting thing I have ever witnessed.

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  18. John Difool

    August 1st, 2011

    @jc lady

    Par for the course if you ask me, remember this is a party who once considered Ted Kennedy, Robert Byrd , James Traficant, Cynthia McKinney and Thomas Eagleton of sound mind and continue to consider Bernie Sanders, Dennis Kucinich, Henry Waxman, Nancy Pelosi, Hank Johnson and Sheila Jackson Lee of sound mind.

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  19. Joe Redfield

    August 1st, 2011

    But wait…there’s more! Fox had a story that Joe is renting the cottage next door to his house(his mother used to live in it) to his Secret Service detail for $2200 a month. Unlike Michelle Bachmann, Joe certainly knows how to pronounce ‘chutzpah’.

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  20. [...] but I’m not sure if she read the bill she voted for. Vice President Joe Biden thought it was a good time for a joke: “She’s now a member of the cracked head club like me.” Lovely.The Senate will vote sometime [...]

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  21. Mongrul

    August 1st, 2011

    @Moarkdave

    “Well with that mystery scar on Barry’s head, he has to be a member of the cracked head’s club too.”

    Barry’s club membership comes through the end of a pipe as he’s admitted to. Problem is no one has taken his pipe away!

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  22. FreeMan 4 Sarah

    August 1st, 2011

    Why try. You can’t make up stuff like this.

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  23. Chuck U Farley

    August 1st, 2011

    Yeah, I left the Fox channel on after the six o’clock hour, and it ran into Shemp Smith (I usually never watch him or the 8 o’clocker), who was gushing, “Oh look, there’s Gabby Giffords. Isn’t she just courageous.” I immediately jumped up and changed the channel.

    Excuse me, why is getting shot in the head and getting the best medical treatment that taxpayer money can buy a reason to applaud and wet your BVDs?

    If you or I were to have the same thing happen we’d be rushed to the ER and lie on a gurney until we died.

    But this crunt will be the next Senator from Arizona.

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  24. Melody

    August 1st, 2011

    I wonder who encourged her to show up? Smells fishy to me. Glad to see she is doing better.

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  25. DeniseVB

    August 1st, 2011

    Ok, I agree, Biden is a dork and his cracked head comment was a bad joke, especially that I doubt anyone was “joking” when he lost his wife and baby daughter, almost his two sons in a horrific car accident. Then later he almost lost his own life to a brain aneurysm and pulmonary blot clot.

    Ha ha Joe. Moron.

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  26. judgeroybean

    August 1st, 2011

    Poor Gabby, been thru hell. Shot in the head. Horrible. On pain killers and sedatives for months. Miraculously made it thru brain surgeries. Survived by the power of prayer and the grace of G-O-D. Against all odds Gabby lights up the ball room. On the other hand, Joe is relegated to lighting up the janitor’s closet. And Joe is not getting very good performance reviews.

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  27. FreeMan 4 Sarah

    August 1st, 2011

    What was Joes first word to Gabby? Duck

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  28. jclady

    August 1st, 2011

    @FreeMan — You’re bad. Hee, hee. :)

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  29. Moe Tom

    August 1st, 2011

    I wrote what I thought was a very witty piece on the very un witty Joe Biden. But I was spiked. Posting to fast. sorry guys

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  30. Moe Tom

    August 1st, 2011

    I simply refuse to repeat myself on IOTW ever again.

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  31. Weldor

    August 1st, 2011

    You know, maybe it’s me, but the last couple of years have been a walk through bizarro world.

    I’m not by nature an end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it peep, but I’m dusting off some contingency plans and securing my perimeter.

    If the balloon goes up, at least I’ll have a respectable supply of good whiskey.

    … among other things.

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  32. fb

    August 1st, 2011

    Food for thought…

    If Joe Biden is considered the #2 Democrat because he is vice-president, what does that say about numbers 3, 4, 5, etc….?

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  33. ScratchNSniff

    August 1st, 2011

    @FreeMan 4 Sarah, LOL.

    “No thanks, I’ll just have some chicken.” :-)

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  34. Merle

    August 1st, 2011

    She is the bread winner now he is in the unemployment line ?

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  35. norman einstein

    August 2nd, 2011

    Did Plugs just admit that he’s a crackhead?

    That would ‘splain a LOT.

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  36. Jenny

    August 2nd, 2011

    Stand up, Chuck!

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  37. Jay Kanter

    August 2nd, 2011

    A moronic imbecil jackass toad is smarter than Joe ROBINETTE Biden.

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  38. twellsy

    August 2nd, 2011

    O.K.., she’s back. Now that thats out of the way…

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  39. CarolO

    August 3rd, 2011

    Joe has had his head split due to two craniotomies to remove brain aneurysms. What he said to Gabby was simply said in jest…..one friend to another. He’s also a kind man and would not say anything to hurt his friend so find something else to complain about. Joe and Gabby are friends! You and Gabby are not.

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  40. [...] returned to Congress after being shot in the head, Biden welcomed her as a fellow  member of the “cracked head club”.  As the nation was still howling at that, he dauntlessly followed up with the gutbuster that the [...]

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  41. Your Whiskey Blog

    September 24th, 2011

    Thank you, you really write in a way everyone – including me :-) – can@is able to understand, even if someone is not so familiar with these things. But what exactly do you mean with your first sentence? Frank

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