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An Exciting New Addition To The iOTW Team

Home - by IOTW Reports - October 28, 2009 - 00:54 UTC - 49 Comments

Some announcements are better than others. When we announced that our office switched to wooden coffee stirrers, ehhhhh, the reaction was tepid. This news, however, is info that’s been really hard for us to keep on the down-low. We’ve all been truly excited while the details were being hammered out behind the scenes. So, it is our great pleasure to finally introduce to you our new addition, Snark and Boobs. 

For those of you still unfamiliar with Snark, here is a primer:

Snark and Boobs will pepper in a y’all often enough for you to rightly assume that she probably resides south of the Mason-Dixon line. But that y’all won’t sound completely authentic to a good ol’ boy because Snark spent most of her adult life being proud of America in the New Yawk Metropolitan area. She was a right-wing extremist (just look at her)

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who bitterly clung to the constitution, but has recently been upgraded to “terrorist” for having the temerity to home-school her daughter. She must be stopped.

The Daily Dose has called her one of the top ten conservative women that they “love to love.”

Lorie Byrd, of LemonDrop, asks, “What does conservative America look like?” Well according to Byrd, some of the new faces are Gregg Gutfeld and our own Snark and Boobs.

Snark has been featured at New Ledger, writing about her own epiphany regarding Meghan McCain.

Her essay What Would Jesus Do? was an editors pick on Newsbusters.

She’s been a featured front page blogger on Red State.

She was a founding member of The Anticrat.

She says she tries to be a “huge ass thorn in the sides” of the people who do not share her vision of America. Well, she is succeeding. With her sharp tongue and uncanny ability to never forget any moment of weakness, Snark is indeed a terror (ist.) We are grateful that she is on our side.

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  1. cfm990

    October 28th, 2009

    Wadya tryin ta do, bring some class to da joint?

    Works for me!

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  2. Boobie The Rocket Dog

    October 28th, 2009

    Mary Katherine, Megyn, Snark. All of ‘em; even their eyeballs look smart. Of course the list goes on but these are my faves.

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  3. wsorrian

    October 28th, 2009

    She’s a great addition. One of my favorite bloggers.

    ….and she’s not afraid to use her feminine charms to get what she wants….which is “made of awesome.”

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  4. Red Star

    October 28th, 2009

    A New Jersey Escapee, shows extreme intelligence that you got the hell out of the Peoples Republic. I always enjoy your comments, glad you are a permanent member.

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  5. Alpha Maser

    October 28th, 2009

    Nice work IOTW.

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  6. Reiuxcat

    October 28th, 2009

    Yeah! Got this cat’s prrrt of approval. :-D

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  7. Mike

    October 28th, 2009

    Exponentially cool for both a yous. Well done. LZ´s the bees knees.

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  8. Corona

    October 28th, 2009

    Come for the Snark, stay for the Boobs.

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  9. 1MadJack

    October 28th, 2009

    Lori is a super great addition to IOTW. ;) This place gets classier all the time. :)

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  10. Mr. Pinko

    October 28th, 2009

    “This place gets classier all the time. :)

    yay! boobs!!!

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  11. althing79

    October 28th, 2009

    Snark and Boobs is the only other website of this type that I visit on a daily basis (besides Fox news of course). This site just keeps getting better and better. One stop satire shopping. I love it.

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  12. MonkeyPig

    October 28th, 2009

    I would hate to be a liberal that crosses her path.

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  13. My2Cents

    October 28th, 2009

    ***When we announced that our office switched to wooden coffee stirrers, ehhhhh, the reaction was tepid. ***

    Killing more trees. I like it.

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  14. BigFurHat

    October 28th, 2009

    This place gets classier all the time.>>>

    And just you wait for our new feature…
    Friday Night Live Webcam Pillow Fight Between Snark and Admin Girl!
    (The under card is midget bowling.)

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  15. Elektra

    October 28th, 2009

    That’s quite a resume’ but you were already a ok in my book, Snark. Welcome! You do dress up the place and right well. :)
    Yay for bitter clingers and home school moms!!

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  16. DEVILDOC

    October 28th, 2009

    Whoa….I didn’t realize she was such a HOTTIE!

    Congrats! Big Fur…

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  17. Admin Girl

    October 28th, 2009

    Just wait for the calendar, Hot Ladies Own The World!

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  18. SnarkandBoobs

    October 28th, 2009

    Thanks y’all for the awesome welcome :) *warm and fuzzies*

    Admingirl, HAHA! Giggling madly at the calendar thought. Only problem I see is that I suspect many would like every month to feature picture of girly pillow fight, heh.

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  19. Reiuxcat

    October 28th, 2009

    (The under card is midget bowling.)

    What the??? Do I have to be able to out bowl Obama?

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  20. Chrissy5754

    October 28th, 2009

    I just want to point out to all y’all that Lori’s FAVE teacher EVER is MY BROTHER!

    I have added this to my personal list of “six degrees of conservative honors” alongside other notables like my very own daughter who was invited to the White House to meet President Bush and who recently interviewed the Secretary of the Navy.

    :o ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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  21. Matt the right wing extremist

    October 28th, 2009

    I know this is a family place and we are conservatives here but between “Admin Girl” and “Snark and Boobs” I get a tingling in my special Purpose….it must be what Chris Matthews feels whenever he watches Barry read a speach.

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  22. Dr. Dr. Dr. Salve

    October 28th, 2009

    Okay, all of IOwnTheWorld readers: I order you to agree with me!!! Snark and Boobs is CHANGE I really can believe in.

    Salve

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  23. illustr8r

    October 28th, 2009

    iOTW is the best place- great art and great commentary! It’s addictive…I stop by too often every day. ;) Keep up the great work!

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  24. Boobie The Rocket Dog

    October 28th, 2009

    @BFH
    “Friday Night Live Webcam Pillow Fight Between Snark and Admin Girl! (The under card is midget bowling.) ”

    I have visions of goose down, hot babes in lime Jell-O and Larry the Cable Guy!!

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  25. [...] Congratulations to iOTW, as well. [...]

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  26. Jim Treacher

    October 28th, 2009

    Finally, the rest of the world is catching up to what I’ve known all along!

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  27. My2Cents

    October 28th, 2009

    ***Friday Night Live Webcam Pillow Fight Between Snark and Admin Girl!***

    That’s what this site needs…hot girl-on-girl action.

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  28. Admin Girl

    October 28th, 2009

    @My2Cents-You do know that’s a PAY PER VIEW! :)

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  29. BigFurHat

    October 28th, 2009

    I can illustrate it for everyone. I’ll just sit there like Leroy Neiman, doing my sketches. I won’t make any noise or anything… hardly.

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  30. Bark and Snoobs

    October 28th, 2009

    Your site has been in my favs list for a while now. Glad to see you are now owning the world as well!!!

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  31. Sicktoy

    October 28th, 2009

    Good job IOTW……and a “You go girl” to Snark!

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  32. JFKay

    October 28th, 2009

    Finally an event to help us forget “Friday Night Live Webcam Pillow Fight Between BigFurHat and HippieCritic”.

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  33. StickeeNotes

    October 28th, 2009

    An excellent addition to a great site. Congrats all around.

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  34. Matt the right wing extremist

    October 28th, 2009

    Pillow fight between Snark and Admin Girl? I dont even need to see it..anyone got a towel?

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  35. Elektracutie

    October 28th, 2009

    Woohooo!!!! That’s super great!

    I’d do a cartwheel but I’m wearing a skirt and
    my undies are kinda ugly. :-)

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  36. Hippie Critic

    October 28th, 2009

    “I’d do a cartwheel but I’m wearing a skirt and
    my undies are kinda ugly.”

    -You will be notified of the date and time for “Friday Night Webcam” auditions.

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  37. Baldrick

    October 28th, 2009

    I have a cunning plan My Lord…. iOTW should get Snark & Boobs to blog on THEIR website…

    ….huh, they’ve already done that?!?!

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  38. Xian Do

    October 28th, 2009

    *Sniff*
    The Anticrat’s little darlin’ is all grown up!
    Congratulations!
    Looking forward to you knocking our socks off even more!

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  39. SnarkandBoobs

    October 28th, 2009

    Aww,Chrissy5754 , you are too sweet! And, yep, her brother was my *very* favorite teacher ever. He also encouraged and developed my love of politics at age 16. He was my AP History and AP Government teacher :) Made me *love* writing term papers (shaddup. I’m dorky)

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  40. Jayne

    October 28th, 2009

    I always check in on IOTW, have not read the snarkandboobs lady until just now clicked through on the Meaghan McCain critique. Not impressed, read up to the part about Kennedy with Snarkandboobs being critical of people being critical of Kennedy even at the time of his death. I think Teddy did more damage to America beginning with his 1965 rewrite of the immigration laws all the way through his bossy, abortion promoting career, so I guess I’m one of those snark would snear at. I’ll check back in, so many on this site seem to love her, maybe the McCain thing was just a bad example. How about changing the name, is there something catchy about boobs other than the obvious that I’m not getting?

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  41. Jayne

    October 28th, 2009

    Kennedy did more damage to America than any other elected pol, so criticism, even merriment at his passing, (since that was the only way he would get the heck out of the senate) is okay by me. If he retired and was ill and died I would not feel the same way. Hope you all see the difference – the man was a menace and his death was the only thing that ended his reign – therefore one must be jubilant at the occasion of his resignation whatever the reason may be.

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  42. BigFurHat

    October 28th, 2009

    Jayne.
    I look forward to Snark seeing the record straight, for NO ONE had more howlingly biting digs at the bloated senator.
    I think when reading the piece on New Ledger you attributed Meghan McCain’s words as Snark’s. It’s an understandable bit of confusion. But I think given what you’ve indicated about your own beliefs you’re going to have a crush on Snark in no time.

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  43. SnarkandBoobs

    October 28th, 2009

    Hi Jayne! You have me confused with Meghan McCain. The Kennedy apologist stuff were quotes from McCain. I quoted her, in order to call her out on her words, because I find it reprehensible to apologize for a murderer. Not to mention the damage that he did to this Country.

    I wrote several pieces denouncing the vile Kennedy hagiography prevalent all over the mainstream media at the time of his death.

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  44. SnarkandBoobs

    October 28th, 2009

     
  45. Reiuxcat

    October 29th, 2009

    I’ll attest to the cred of SNB!

    Jayne, go to her website and read the “about” link.

    And don’t be shy, we love having new folks around this zany, silly, and sardonc site.

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  46. [...] An Exciting New Addition To The iOTW Team [...]

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  47. Jayne

    October 29th, 2009

    got it folks, I thank you for dragging me into the snarkandboobs/iotw fold :-)

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  48. jd_nyc

    October 29th, 2009

    Congratulations, Lori and kudos to IOTW for recognizing her talent(s)!…heh….

    Now, regarding the midget bowling:
    will midgets be used as the pins, the balls or both?

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  49. jd_nyc

    October 29th, 2009

    Elektracutie: “I’d do a cartwheel but I’m wearing a skirt and my undies are kinda ugly.”

    Undies? AMATEUR!

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