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We get word that Nancy Pelosi is cutting a country album. We wonder what the title of this album could possibly be ???? And while you’re at it, perhaps you can speculate about the title of a few of the tunes that will be released as singles.
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shootersgrandma
October 24th, 2009
“Back Looking Like a Saddlebag Again”
Tom MO
October 24th, 2009
How ’bout Nancy Pelosi, Pat Schroder,Barbara Boxer,
Maxine waters, Ms.Jackson, three other Lib Broads,
along with Michelle Obama, Keith Olberlip and Quiff
Mathews marching in line, or abreast,if you will, , to the theme song from
“The Right Stuff.”
PeterUK
October 24th, 2009
T
Tennessee’s Top 12 Country Songs
11. It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day.
10. If the Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me.
9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.
8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better.
7. I Wouldn’t take her to a Dog Fight ‘Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win.
6. I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight.
5. I’m So Miserable without you, It’s like You’re Still Here.
4. If I Had Shot You When I First wanted To, I’d Be Out Of Prison By now.
3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.
2. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger.
And the number 1 Country Song is:
1. I Ain’t Never Gone to Bed with Ugly Women, But I’ve Sure Woke Up With a Few.
Courtesy Rude B*stard
DEVILDOC
October 24th, 2009
PeterUK…..How about these all time favorites? “How can I miss you if you won’t leave” or in her case, “I shoulda’ drank the bottle in front of me before my frontal lobotomy”.
shootersgrandma
October 24th, 2009
Tennessee’s Top 12?
’scuse me…I know public education is a problem, but they can’t even count to twelve???
Comrade Whoopie
October 24th, 2009
“Ship my mouth way down South and kiss my ass goodbye”
DEVILDOC
October 24th, 2009
For a album title, how about…..”Don’t make me get my BONEY ASS off this BONEY ASS to pass a PUBLIC OPTION”.
BigFurHat
October 24th, 2009
You guys haven’t missed a beat. Impressive.
I’m going to post the finished Douche product in a bit.
PeterUK
October 24th, 2009
Shooters,
Your amp goes up to TWELVE???
Betty
October 24th, 2009
Peter…fabulous.
PeterUK
October 24th, 2009
Anyway,you can always sing one twice. Pelosi is a liberal.
PeterUK
October 24th, 2009
“You’re so vain,you even Botox your horse”.
IronyCurtain
October 24th, 2009
Well, she’s already done The Tighten Up. (My apologies to Archie Bell)
PeterUK
October 24th, 2009
“My Face is So Rough,My Eyeballs Wear Chaps”.
PeterUK
October 24th, 2009
“I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart”.
2012
Boobie The Rocket Dog
October 24th, 2009
“I was drunk the day the Speaker got outta prison.
And I went to pick her her up in the rain.
But before I could get to the station in the pickup truck,
She got runned over by a damned old train.”
apologies to David Allan Coe
Dixie Normous
October 24th, 2009
“Ugly Ass Songs for the Shovel Ready”
PeterUK
October 24th, 2009
“They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can’t Stop My Face From Breakin’ Out”.
Boobie The Rocket Dog
October 24th, 2009
“Since there ain’t no zeroes,
I gave her a ONE.”
apologies to Bobby Bare
Boobie The Rocket Dog
October 24th, 2009
Just like a left-coaster, she’s on her ass backwards.
matt
October 24th, 2009
“get off the stove,grandma..You’re too old to ride the range”
matt
October 24th, 2009
“How can I get over you if you wont get out from under Barry”
Boobie The Rocket Dog
October 24th, 2009
“Don’t Bend Over in the Garden, Nancy; You Know Them ‘Taters Got Eyes.”
apologies to Lewis Grizzard
proletarian robot
October 24th, 2009
Title of the Album: “Moonlighting as a Tijuana Girl and Donkey Show!!” With such hits as:
1. “Senor Cooter”
2. “Rode Hard & Put Away Wet!”
3. “Two Asses for the Price of One!”
My2Cents
October 24th, 2009
I nominate that album cover to join these others:
http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/worst-album-covers
cfm990
October 24th, 2009
Album title
The Bitch on the Burro.
Song titles
I’m a socialist and socialism just ain’t cool
(I was country when country wasn’t cool)
Stand by your Kenyan.
I’m proud to be a Bolsheviks daughter.
The donkey ain’t the only hairy ass here.
Proletarian Robot
October 24th, 2009
Album Title: “Saddle Sore Whore”
#1. “Why don’t we get drunk and screw….uhmmmm… forget it, lets just get real drunk….”
#2. “Bow-Legged for Obama.”
Tim
October 24th, 2009
Ass on an ass.
BigFurHat
October 24th, 2009
Ooohhhhh Tim… I think you’ve got the Album title.
Ass on Ass.
Like Blonde On Blonde.
Mondo
October 24th, 2009
My Ass has a Busted Speaker
songs:
* Got an ass in the front and a speaker in the back and way in the back, more money in a sack.
* My Ass has those Busted Speaker Blues
…okay, so it’s late…
Road Warrior
October 24th, 2009
Still looks like the southern end of a northbound ass.
monkeypig2
October 25th, 2009
Album name- “The single payer blues”
1. I left my brain is San Francisco
2. The woman who sold the world
3. Stairway to financial armageddon
4. The c**t of personality
5. Elders dont fear the reaper (more cowbell)
6. Taxwoman
7. I cant get no commie action
8. Blackbirdbrain
9. Dont you love her as shes walking out the door (the 2010 re-make)
10. Nancy-godda-de-vida
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October 25th, 2009
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dubious
October 25th, 2009
to be recorded on Ho Town Records ‘ Lilac a Dogwood’ songs include Midnight Plane To China, #3 Lies Harder, The Nowhere Express, The Day They Drove The Dollar Down,
bocephus
October 25th, 2009
Sittin’ on my ass on the bay – apology to Otis
Mondo
October 25th, 2009
LBG: “New Riders of the Purple Rage”