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Right Wing News Wapo -First lady Michelle Obama ordered a whopper of a meal at the newly opened Washington diner Shake Shack during lunch on Monday.

A Washington Post journalist on the scene confirmed the first lady, who’s made a cause out of child nutrition, ordered a ShackBurger, fries, chocolate shake and a Diet Coke while the street and sidewalk in front of the usually-packed Shake Shack were closed by security during her visit.

According to nutritional information on Shake Shack’s Web site, the meal amounted to 1,700 calories.

Obama, who launched the “Let’s Move” campaign to combat childhood obesity last year, has previously admitted to having an “obsession with french fries,” which she says are fine to indulge in occasionally. “It’s all about moderation,” Obama told reporters.

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  1. Jack Daniels

    July 12th, 2011

    Is this so surprising?

    Kim Jong Il, better known as the Dear Leader and his son stuff their face with all the rich foods the west can offer, while his subjects literally, starve to death.

    This is always the way dictators see it; You must sacrifice more while we live in the lap of luxury and eat like royal pigs.
    The Divine Right of Kings is making a comeback.

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  2. Aunt Liz

    July 12th, 2011

    Do as I say, not as I do.

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  3. mmm

    July 12th, 2011

    Yes indeed. The Obamas’ lives in the WH are a fine example of moderation!

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  4. ScratchNSniff

    July 12th, 2011

    It takes a lot of steam to pull that caboose!

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  5. Dave C.

    July 12th, 2011

    Should we call that meal ‘The Oprah?’

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  6. Alpha Maser

    July 12th, 2011

    The “Left’s Move” campaign

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  7. Pubert

    July 12th, 2011

    Wide load.

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  8. Mr. Pinko

    July 12th, 2011

    Way to lead by example.

    All about “moderation”

    I thought it was all about “sacrifice” and “eating your peas”

    Oh, he’s talking about your wallets!

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  9. Hot Tips 2011

    July 12th, 2011

    Michelle, Shake Shack called, your 7:45, 8:15 and 8:30 feedings are ready. Oh, and a Diet Coke too.

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  10. Reiuxcat

    July 12th, 2011

    I can’t believe she shits outta both ends!

    “…A grinder, a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper.” FZ

    Thanks for keeping her ginormous ass covered Fur. I got to keep breakfast down today, so far. (wink)

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  11. Czar of Defenestration

    July 12th, 2011

    This should be the Page 1 Hypocrisy,
    not Paul Ryan’s wine.
    Maybe someone oughta put the two side by side….

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  12. Bill

    July 12th, 2011

    Obesity – The only subject moochele is an expert on!

    Even a sasquatch doesn’t have an ass that big!

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  13. Bill

    July 12th, 2011

    moochelle must need a bed sheet to wipe that fat ass!

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  14. G. Wattuck Hunt

    July 12th, 2011

    Take the “no mo’” outta this:

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  15. Jenny

    July 12th, 2011

    She’s the hypocrite’s hypocrite.

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  16. child king

    July 12th, 2011

    It takes uhh a helluva lot of umm calories to umm
    keep that uhh err uhh ass in the umm shape that err she’s become uhh acustomed to.

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  17. Melody

    July 12th, 2011

    Hippo-critter deluxe

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  18. MAJ Mike

    July 12th, 2011

    Damn! That’s at least two axe handles wide. Walking behind her is like watching two boars fighting in a gunny sack.

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  19. Corona

    July 12th, 2011

    It’s amazing how every single pic of her I’ve seen they’ve professionally photoshopped out the tube from her ass to her mouth.

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  20. IronyCurtain

    July 12th, 2011

    The great Rockpile doing Michelle’s theme song: Knife & Fork

    “…wearin’ a size 44, you have to turn sideways to get through the door. Girl, you let a knife & fork dig your grave!”

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  21. G. Wattuck Hunt

    July 12th, 2011

    Damn, Irony!! Eighties British rockabilly, eh?

    And I thought I had some archaic niche interests!

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  22. The Doktor

    July 12th, 2011

    Was the Diet Coke added to balance out the meal? I mean, why even bother?

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  23. Reiuxcat

    July 12th, 2011

    That’s a whiskey and diet coke Doktor. Crown Black I believe.

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  24. The Doktor

    July 12th, 2011

    @IronyCurtain — Is it just me or were the singers singing in a different key than the instruments? Very difficult to tell but my ”musician’s ear” was twinging a bit listening to that.

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  25. norman einstein

    July 12th, 2011

    Good grief…what an embarrassment the First Wookie is!
    “Diet Coke”…WTF?

    FTA: “…the usually-packed Shake Shack were closed by security during her visit.”
    No doubt in hopes that her ‘order’ wouldn’t be leaked. And it was a WaPo reporter who blabbed! Wow…that would never have happened a couple of years ago.

    BTW, how fat does a person have to be to have giant divots where their shoulder blades should be?
    Ewwwwwwwww! Fuggggg-leeeeeeee!

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  26. even steven

    July 12th, 2011

    While the average family now feasts on the healthy and nutritious government dictated portions of gruel and lawn clippings, the selfless first lady once again forces herself to eat huge portions of artery clogging fried foods to show by example just what such a diet can do to the human body.

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  27. Buffalobob

    July 12th, 2011

    The miraculous calorie absorbing power of a diet coke.

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  28. Captain Obvious

    July 12th, 2011

    I love that photo of Mooshelle Antoinette walking up the stairs with I believe Sarkozy’s wife and a beautiful princess from Spain. There is no need for a caption or snark for that one.

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  29. SgtZim

    July 12th, 2011

    And that is small ‘taters compared to O’s hypocrisy about taxes. He’s up there looking us in the teleprompter saying he doesn’t need all those hundreds of thousands he “gets to keep” every year.

    The blood is shooting out of my eyeballs! Have any of these jerks ever given a dime to anything that would help someone else? Their charitable contributions on their IRS forms skyrocktes from 1 or 2 percent, to maybe 4 or 5 – when they are up for election. And then they give money to PACs, or ACORN, or the William J. Le Petomane memorial gambling casino. Go ahead O, send some of that Obama stash across the street to the IRS. Lead by frigging example. I’ll match you on a percantage basis. (feeling quite safe)

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  30. Call me Lennie

    July 12th, 2011

    The Diet Coke detail reminded me of an NFL story recounted by Artie Donovan, a defensive lineman for the Baltimore Colts and reknowned storyteller

    Seems one night at the end of training camp, the Colts held a fried chicken eating competition which was won by a defensive lineman named Don Joyce who, according to Donovan, wasn’t too bright of a bulb. After putting away untold pieces of chicken, complete with mashed potatoes and gravy, Joyce said “Oh Geez, get me something to wash this all down.”

    So they brought Joyce a pitcher of tea. Right then and there he fishes into his pocket, brings out a little packet of freaking SACCHARINE!* and adds it to the tea. And Artie Donovan sums up, “He was counting his calories!”

    *For readers still young enough to sire or bear offspring, saccharine was the first 0 cal artificial sweetener — and it tasted awful!

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  31. The Doktor

    July 12th, 2011

    @Captain Obvious — To be totally fair and honest, that photo you speak of had Mooooshell PhotoShopped in just to show some perspective regarding the class and style of the World’s Powerful Men’s Women.

    Her ass, however was real.

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  32. norman einstein

    July 12th, 2011

    @Doktor, all right, already. You made me do it…

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/photos/derrieres.asp

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  33. The Doktor

    July 12th, 2011

    @Normstein — Gaaaaaa! My EYES! They BURN!!!

    Thanks for the reminder.
    ;-)

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  34. Chalupa

    July 12th, 2011

    Dairy Queen Latifah

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  35. voted against carter

    July 12th, 2011

    GOSH DARN’T!!

    I JUST get NEW kitchen curtains,..

    AND then mitch’ele sends her SS guards over to steal them,..

    so “she” can use them a some kind of dress or something.

    HEY mitch’ele,..

    STOP stealing my old curtains and having them re-made for your clothes!!

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  36. I Luv Bacon

    July 12th, 2011

    I am starting to like her ass, much more than her face,

    first big fat ass of the United States of America.

    I would plow it if it meant saving my country.

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  37. I Luv Bacon

    July 12th, 2011

    and I would not be proud of it

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  38. FreedomCat

    July 12th, 2011

    I agree Norman. Does she have her ass on her shoulders in this pic? Diet Coke, puhlease!

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  39. ingvard

    July 12th, 2011

    long as you’r in the limo let them choke on peas

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  40. BHO

    July 12th, 2011

    Let me be clear! My wife is only eating this stuff to show you ignorant Amerikans how fat and ugly your wookie ass will look if we don’t forbid you from eating what you want too. We know what is best for you!

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  41. Anonymous

    July 12th, 2011

    Let’s change “Let’s Move!” to “Let’s have a Movement!” BM that is.

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  42. JohnR

    July 13th, 2011

    Honestly Mooshell I couldn’t care what you eat but please stay the hell out of my plate as well.

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  43. Sean

    August 4th, 2011

    “Let them eat cake” comes to mind…

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