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Home - by - December 16, 2012 - 20:41 America/New_York - 82 Comments

Just felt like bumping this post. No reason.  *looking around innocently and whistling* –bfh

The hat tip for this goes out to a prominent blogger who chooses to remain anonymous. CHICKEN!

» 82 Comments

  1. I want to kiss the steer.

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  2. BigFurHat

    July 5th, 2011

    rocks you like a herman cain – beautiful

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  3. Chuck U Farley

    July 5th, 2011

    Hook ‘em Horns!

    Me likee.

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  4. reddecaesari

    July 5th, 2011

    life isn’t fair

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  5. Sapper Chris

    July 5th, 2011

    I LOVE tan lines.

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  6. Czar of Defenestration

    July 5th, 2011

    Oh, now, Ginger, think doggie-style…steering that steer, whatever. Ain’t it romantic?! ;)

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  7. BigFurHat

    July 5th, 2011

    whatever you find, they’re gay.

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  8. Horrorman18

    July 5th, 2011

    All my exes live in Texas….DAMMITT!!!!!

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  9. Doc

    July 5th, 2011

    Hell Fur, I sent that out a month ago…and already caught Hell from the Female Texans don’t you know.

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  10. MADJACK

    July 5th, 2011

    And Ginger said: “You do know she craps out that thing, don’t you?”

    Ginger, ain’t a red blooded American boy here at iOTW who gives a damn what she does out that sweet, sweet ass. ;)

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  11. Hot cracker with a gun

    July 5th, 2011

    shoot she could have explosive diarrhea out of thhat thing and I think the guys would still like it. more lube right? ewwww just grossed myself out sooo bad…..

    You have just won some sort of award for that comment. I don’t know what award just yet, but it won -bfh

    Hey, you are a good sport ;-) Mr. Pinko

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  12. Doc

    July 5th, 2011

    Damn Hot Cracker, are you sure you weren’t in the Navy???

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  13. Hot cracker with a gun

    July 5th, 2011

    !absolutely not but I’ve heard stories. those tan lines must be from fake and bake cuz they aint real.

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  14. Rightwingfeather

    July 5th, 2011

    “You do know she craps out that thing, don’t you?”

    The fact is that the lady in that picture has a attractive backside.

    I feel sorry for you, Ginger that you lack such self confidence that you can’t seem to acknowledge that.

    Jealously never looks good on anyone.

    yes, I am jealous of a backside. I got my own, you know. lol- G

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  15. Titan Uranus

    July 5th, 2011

    Something tells me this isn’t a thread where I should be commenting.

    Toodles. ;-)

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  16. Doc

    July 5th, 2011

    Titan, are you kidding? With an ass like that, you got nuthin’ to loose.

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  17. scr_north

    July 5th, 2011

    BFH, you didn’t actually believe that you could post a picture like that and not get the ladies backs up did you? I just want to go on record ladies by saying that it’s a sexist picture with no redeeming value. Wow, that sounded like bullshit even to me! Great photo, Go Texas!

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  18. Tom Atoe

    July 5th, 2011

    They don’t spell it Texass for nothin’ :-)

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  19. Hot cracker with a gun

    July 5th, 2011

    does it look anything like the poop stain picture you posted earlier ginger? hehehehe i’m sorry couldn’t resist such an easy shot. =D

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  20. Yowsa!

    July 5th, 2011

    Now THERE’S something worth flossing !

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  21. BigFurHat

    July 5th, 2011

    I blame the prominent blogger for this!!!! I will, for the sake of making this even more controversial, reveal that the blogger is a woman.

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  22. Ralph

    July 5th, 2011

    “Dear Santa:

    I know it’s still 6 months ’till Christmas, but I wanted to get my request in early…”

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  23. Hot cracker with a gun

    July 5th, 2011

    hahahaha it was andrea shea king wasn’t it? don’t you lie to me fur.

    I say nothing at this point . I’m just whistling. – bfh

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  24. Hot cracker with a gun

    July 5th, 2011

    nasty or humorous? or both possibly? Ginger it was a funny joke don’t take it personally.

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  25. Stymie

    July 5th, 2011

    RALPH! Your mother is going to smack you and your Old Man when -two- of those Longhorns are under the tree Christmas morning. :roll:

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  26. Stymie's babysitter

    July 5th, 2011

    Well, at least this stopped Stymie from flaming Casey Anthony’s Facebook page.

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  27. Hot cracker with a gun

    July 5th, 2011

    hmmm I’m not scared to put my face out there. what can I say. If that some how associates me with the picture of someones ass then fine, but the reality is that I took some pictures everybody liked them and never once showed my body off doing it. let’s see your real face ginger since you’re so proud of your body. or is that by staying anonymous you can keep up this self righteous angst about women and their bodies.

    what are you talking about? at least make sense- g

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  28. norman einstein

    July 5th, 2011

    @Babysitter, no fair! I say let the little…er…’darling’ flame away!

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  29. norman einstein

    July 5th, 2011

    @Mr. Hat, I’m guessing it was Tammy Bruce.
    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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  30. Rightwingfeather

    July 5th, 2011

    I think HCWAG looked fabulous/gorgeous in those pictures. If they are plastered “all over” it speaks for the fact that others find her attractive as well. What the hell is wrong with looking at beautiful women?

    Sorry, I just aint following your logic, Ginger. I guess Hat should post some pictures of old hags to make you feel better.

    well put yours out there, then – g

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  31. Cracker Annie Mouse

    July 5th, 2011

    Wow — all this uproar over a beautiful ass. I wish it were my ass and my tanlines. In fact, I wish that was what Cracker stood for in my tag.

    lol! – G

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  32. Doc

    July 5th, 2011

    I can’t believe you women…now I’m gonna worry about what MY ass looks like when I go out in public.

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  33. Hot cracker with a gun

    July 5th, 2011

    wait in like 10 seconds ginger will come up with something else to say and add it to your post cracker annie.

    ginger how bout you get you panties out of a wad and not turn this into another kazoo post like you do every single time fur posts a picture of a women.

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  34. Art Vandelay

    July 5th, 2011

    I forgot about the kazoo post. Still can’t figure out how she did that.

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  35. Corona

    July 5th, 2011

    Before this gets into a queen bee war I just gotta say that was a pic of My ass. I’m a Thailand tranny. You’re jealous. You know it. Have at it, biatches. Scratch yer eyes out!

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  36. jclady

    July 5th, 2011

    @hcwag — are you a psychic?

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  37. *NOT ginger*

    July 5th, 2011

    poor ginger. You’re so EASY to pick on!

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  38. Corona

    July 5th, 2011

    (tap dances like a fool to keep the tension down)

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  39. Corona

    July 5th, 2011

    Okay, that’s it. To the Thunderdome with you two.

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  40. Corona

    July 5th, 2011

    And wear thongs, thank you.

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  41. *NOT ginger*

    July 5th, 2011

    i think she ran away. “being the bigger person” or something like that

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  42. Mr.Pinko

    July 5th, 2011

    Mr. Pinko’s Statement on Record:

    This is DEPLORABLE! It cheapens women. I love women for their personalities, souls, insight, intellect. I do not look at them as SEX OBJECTS!
    I am disgusted by BigFurHats’ poor judgment in posting this tasteless, trash. He should retract and apologize.

    Mr. Pinko

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  43. *NOT ginger*

    July 5th, 2011

    said mr. pinko while staring heavily at said deplorable picture to fully insure he is angry for the correct reasons.

    I am so offended by that remark. I made sure that the photo I commented on was correct, in fact I googled “Texas Long Horn Ass” to make sure there were not similar deplorable images out there. I found another offending photo here:

    http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/longhorn-lead.jpg

    and here:
    http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk124/RudyR1944/Horns.jpg

    I’m doing a thorough investigation! – Mr. Pinko

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  44. Corona

    July 5th, 2011

    Yeah right. Heh.

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  45. Alxandro

    July 5th, 2011

    Come on Ginger, everybody know even crap can be hott!

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  46. Merry Poppet

    July 5th, 2011

    Mr. Pinko, duly noted. Full points to you. ;)

    It’s good to appreciate women for all of those things, of course, but I don’t care who you are, that is a nice ass.

    “Hey now!” – Mr. Pinko

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  47. Radio Patriot

    July 5th, 2011

    You kids are having just too much fun with this! And it was Tammy Bruce who submitted it. I know this for certain. ;-)

    Yah!

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  48. Corona

    July 5th, 2011

    When it comes to heap big doodoo, ya gotta understand some people have growing families and it might be precarious, especially if said family has access to viewing Mommys’ monitor by the innocent act of walking by. So let’s just remember that folks.

    As far as those 2 libs who just walked by Best Buys looking at the monitors….F YOU!!!

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  49. workingclass artist

    July 5th, 2011

    @Corona

    like these?

    http://www.etsy.com/listing/27404042/texas-longhorns-thong-panty-womens

    Hook Em’ Horns….Yeehaw!

    Perry 2012

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  50. workingclass artist

    July 5th, 2011

    In the interests of aesthetics and other arty sounding crap…this is a Primo Texas Ass at least by clever association…A veritable Venus de Amarillo…
    just sayin’

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  51. Garym

    July 5th, 2011

    Beef … its whats for dinner!

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  52. LadyGun12

    July 6th, 2011

    Have I mentioned lately that’s my alma mater? I only wish that were my ass.

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  53. norman einstein

    July 6th, 2011

    So…it WAS Tammy.
    AHA! Thanks, Andrea!

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  54. conservativeBC

    July 6th, 2011

    Gulp… I like that and I am an OU dude

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  55. conservativeBC

    July 6th, 2011

    Boomer Sooners, Boomer Sooners

    http://suljosblog.com/blog1/files/sooner-gal.jpg

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  56. Tom Atoe

    July 6th, 2011

    That Sooner girl’s GPA* is a 10.0
    *Great Pair Alright

    ;-)

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  57. Lance o Lot

    July 6th, 2011

    ♪ ♫ “give me a T for Texas!” ♪ ♫ ♪

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  58. Reiuxcat

    July 6th, 2011

    Heh, look at the hands. I think it is a guy! That’s what you find in Austin. (not there’s anything wrong with that)

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  59. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 16th, 2012

    “DONT YOU KNOW SHE SHITS OUTTA THAT THING?!”

    Always a classic. :D

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  60. MNP

    December 16th, 2012

    Sweet.

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  61. RWF

    December 16th, 2012

    LOL. DYKSSOTT!?!

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  62. RWF

    December 16th, 2012

    LOL! I had forgotten that I commented on this thread. I stand by what I said.

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  63. Menderman

    December 16th, 2012

    “yes, I am jealous of a backside. I got my own, you know. lol- G”

    can you share a pic Anne?

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  64. Unruly Refugee

    December 16th, 2012

    ! Nice !

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  65. Menderman

    December 16th, 2012

     
  66. Moxie Man

    December 16th, 2012

    Nice to see remnants of Ginger. Can that steer play a Kazoo?

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  67. aleon

    December 16th, 2012

    I ain’t much for rodeos but I’d ride that one.

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  68. thirdtwin

    December 16th, 2012

    Yeah, nice ass…but what is UP with that hand? It’s like a scene from a movie where the hot chick is a shape-shifter or demon or something. Tho I’d hit it anyway.

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  69. KF

    December 16th, 2012

    Heh, look at the hands. I think it is a guy! That’s what you find in Austin. (not there’s anything wrong with that)

    I spent two weeks in Austin a few years back on a business trip. Wonderful landmarks, beautiful city but it’s got some weirdos for sure

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  70. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 16th, 2012

    LOL @ RWF.

    Don’t you worry none, consider the source. Pfft! Ginger has more issues than Good Housekeeping magazine.

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  71. jclady

    December 16th, 2012

     
  72. jclady

    December 16th, 2012

    @MJA — “DONT YOU KNOW SHE SHITS OUTTA THAT THING?!”

    The beginning of the end. :)

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  73. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 16th, 2012

    lol. Yup. A double cheeked entenderere. heeheeehee

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  74. jclady

    December 16th, 2012

    Bwahahaha!!!! :)

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  75. Johnny Freedom

    December 16th, 2012

    So hard to convince people that UT sucks with pictures like that circulating…. all I can say is that the girl in the picture is probably a Red Raider.

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  76. Nutjob

    December 16th, 2012

    I now see why people are addicted to crack.

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  77. Nutjob

    December 16th, 2012

    I’m thinking sergeant gunny Hartmen was wrong on full metal jacket when he said “only steers and queers come from texas”.

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  78. BC

    December 17th, 2012

    Did you know that cows have no upper teeth?

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  79. Nutjob

    December 17th, 2012

    Did you know that cows have no upper teeth?

    So you saying Hillarys, Pelsoi, feinstein, and Mooches are fake?

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  80. Reiuxcat

    December 17th, 2012

    Heh heh, still nice to look at after 1 1/2 year

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  81. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 17th, 2012

    Looks like a young ass and hair, but what is with the Nancy Pelosi hand?

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  82. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 17th, 2012

    As normal, takes a little Ginger to spice tings up round herea

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