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Home - by - June 25, 2011 - 16:12 America/New_York - 59 Comments

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE

The People’s Cube Has Thrown Down The Gauntlet. They are challenging our community with a graphics contest.

Provided is an image with a transparent background. Just drag it into your graphics editor and it should appear as a separate layer with no background. Put the beast in the funniest setting.

The People’s Cube has the jump on us. SEE HERE. Red Square has done a bunch. But we can catch up.

Send submissions to bigfurhat.mail@gmail.com and I’ll post them.

Here come the iOTWers-

MO digs up a new running mate for BO

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» 59 Comments

  1. cfm990

    June 25th, 2011

    A graphics editor?

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  2. Racist

    June 25th, 2011

    Would you like this of us without graphics editors to post photo ideas, or will that be too much work?

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  3. BigFurHat

    June 25th, 2011

    You can make background suggestions, sure.

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  4. Col.Angus

    June 25th, 2011

    How about on the moon with the flag and lander in background?

    http://media.photobucket.com/image/moon%20landing/myminitoon/moon-landing.jpg?o=3

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  5. LadyGun12

    June 25th, 2011

    Every time I see this picture, I think of the jousting competition on American Gladiators.

    I wouldn’t have any idea how to do that, but use it if you think it’s a good idea.

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  6. cfm990

    June 25th, 2011

    @ Mecca

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  7. Buck Ofama

    June 25th, 2011

    I’d like to smack her in the face with that shovel. It might improve her looks.

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  8. cfm990

    June 25th, 2011

    In front of a concentration camp

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  9. brinksmom

    June 25th, 2011

    @Buck Ofama-if not her looks, perhaps her attitude? I swear that creature sneers and snarls more than any other I have ever seen.

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  10. cfm990

    June 25th, 2011

    Detroit urban blight

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  11. Buck Ofama

    June 25th, 2011

    @brinks,

    But, remember, according to the lamestream media, she’s the most elegant and vivacious First Lady ever! ROTFLMAO!!!!

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  12. Racist

    June 25th, 2011

    Hey Fur I just sent you a Friggin GREAT one but I didn’t know how to get it pasted without a backgroung around Moosie. Here’s the link to the photo I snagged the original from, if you wanna fix it. I think it would be a good one.
    http://hubpages.com/slide/Retro-Movie-Review-Cool-Hand-Luke/4899799

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  13. Uncle Al

    June 25th, 2011

    I like this BigFurHat! Check your In Box – I just sent a couple your way. Very simple gif files, edited with gimp – no attempt at anything fancy at all – just added your transparent layer over another image.

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  14. Col.Angus

    June 25th, 2011

    Bitch looks like she’s squared off fit’n to fight somebody. She needs to be shopped against a Jedi with a laser sword, or Chuck Norris winding up a roundhouse, or a gang of ninjas with nun chucks. Maybe some old b&w photos of biker gangs with chains.

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  15. squatch

    June 25th, 2011

    At Mount Rushmore

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  16. Tracy

    June 25th, 2011

    Leading A Rag-Tag Invasion Of Advancing Zombies

    In Front Of A Border Barrier With Illegals Climbing Over

    Standing Guard: An Al-Qaeda stoning, over whithouse marijuana, for a legion of Obama’s in various states of action

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  17. Col.Angus

    June 25th, 2011

    Oh shit, Fur, can you get a still shot from Blazing Saddles, and have her coming up behind Taggart with the shovel?

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  18. Col.Angus

    June 25th, 2011

     
  19. Shmidtlap

    June 25th, 2011

    Have her threatening George Washington. Maybe pull a screenshot of Jon Voight as George Washington in, An American Carol.

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  20. Major Mal function

    June 25th, 2011

     
  21. Parsifal

    June 25th, 2011

    Wheresa hammer and sickle at comradette?

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  22. Major Mal function

    June 25th, 2011

    WRT to Cool Hand Luke: thank God Michelle didn’t have a hose and bucket of suds.

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  23. Merle

    June 25th, 2011

    My “Graphics Drag button ” is missing ,where is it on a windows 95 with high speed dial-up ?

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  24. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    June 25th, 2011

    LOL The Cool Hand Luke one.
    You guys are hilarious!!!!

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  25. workingclass artist

    June 25th, 2011

    These are brilliant!

    KUDOS to all!

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  26. Sapogones

    June 25th, 2011

    Shoveling money into a furnace.

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  27. Snowball the Sourpuss

    June 25th, 2011

    Thought bubble: “Damn, this pretend work crap is getting old!”

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  28. Snowball the Sourpuss

    June 25th, 2011

    Oh, with her standing in the WH garden.

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  29. Slats Grobnik

    June 25th, 2011

    Ahaha! The french fries one and the karl marx tomb are great. (no caps for pinko commie rats)

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  30. Shovelin’ coal to produce electricity for Amtrak’s newest electric bullet train…The Anti-American Express!

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  31. Merle

    June 25th, 2011

    If your working in a garden you need hoe, maybe with a bling !

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  32. Sapogones

    June 25th, 2011

    Caption: Mo tries out her new make-up applicator.

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  33. Team America

    June 25th, 2011

    AWESOME JOB! AWESOME, AWESOME, AWESOME. Wish I had time to play but….. have fun. Can’t wait to see them all.

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  34. [...] if you want to try and beat me, go here and get a copy of “Shovel-Ready” Mo and do your [...]

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  35. Oyster Cracker

    June 25th, 2011

    Photo editors are not my friends. Boo.

    Carla Bruni’s head in the shovel.

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  36. Uncle Al

    June 25th, 2011

    I just wandered over to The People’s Cube to take a look at their collection of fotochopped shovelin’ M0 pics. I like ‘em. They’re good – but nowhere near as clever/funny as the ones here at iOTW (modesty requires I add except my own. Oh, screw modesty! I like mine better, too!)

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  37. muddjuice

    June 25th, 2011

    Possible backgrounds -

    *TEA party gathering in the background

    *Constitution being torn in two with BO’s laughing image faintly showing thru

    *Palin’s bus tour

    *Offering it to BO and saying, “You’re gonna need this in 2012…”

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  38. Jullou

    June 25th, 2011

    Great idea.

    I’d like to put her image in a row-boat (going down a river without a shovel instead of a paddle), and the boat is headed for a waterfall, if you know what I mean……..

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  39. Jullou

    June 25th, 2011

    correction “…down the river with a shovel instead of a paddle….

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  40. [...] at “The People’s Cube” decided to play around with the Picture and IOW created this contest to keep up with “the Peoples cube” [...]

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  41. FreeMan 4 Sarah

    June 25th, 2011

    It is too bad we won’t have them for 4 more years to kick around. No way we could ever do anything like this to Sarah.

    I am going to miss them….

    WTF am I saying. Thank God they will be gone.

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  42. scribble

    June 25th, 2011

    @ Slats – my 2 favorites also – french fries and marx.

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  43. FreeMan 4 Sarah

    June 25th, 2011

    BFH – Vancouver calling, in your inbox

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  44. MaryfromMarin

    June 25th, 2011

    So far, my favorites are Wolverine’s “Burying Uncle Sam” and Uncle Al’s “Digging up Marx”. Perfect for “before and after” shots.

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  45. Debbie

    June 25th, 2011

    I pictured her in this scene, but I don’t have a photo editor.
    http://www.bethpage.ws/extra/Drama/images/West%20Side%20Story/sharks.jpg

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  46. Merle

    June 25th, 2011

    You” Son Of A Kenyan” I just found your B.C!

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  47. Tanga

    June 25th, 2011

    Put Moochie breaking Obummer out of jail. Shovel ready !

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  48. Racist

    June 25th, 2011

    @ MJ Anklestraps, The cation was supposed to read something like, ” Damned Blago and his big mouth!” (on the CHL chaingang)

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  49. Uncle Al

    June 25th, 2011

    @Racist – Your Cool Hand Luke image is brilliant.

    I’ve always liked the movie for several reasons I won’t go into here, except it gave us one of the most memorable lines ever when Strother Martin as The Captain says, “What we have heah is a failya to communicate.” Wonderful!

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  50. Merle

    June 25th, 2011

    Yes the mirrored glasses are great ,I liked it as well but I like them all . ” I’m a shaking this tree boss ,shaking this tree= ” Nobody can eat 50 eggs , nobody ,if my boy says 50 eggs its 50 eggs bet here ?

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  51. Merle

    June 25th, 2011

    No ,your kidding she’s running after paul revere with a shovel ready job ditching shovel ?

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  52. Merle

    June 25th, 2011

    The woman who shoveled up libyaearl valance ?

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  53. Chalupa

    June 26th, 2011

    Taking a shovel load out of a giant tamale.

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  54. Merle

    June 26th, 2011

    How do I get them sun glasses in “My Pic’s ” Politly ?

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  55. Smythe

    June 26th, 2011

    Someone needs to tell her and her husband that when you’ve dug yourself into a hole, you have to quit digging to get out.

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  56. Toaster602

    June 26th, 2011

    That isn’t how you hold a shovel, it is how you hold a Bat’leth…

    http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Bat%27leth

    http://klingonweapons.com/blog/2009/11/which-batleth-is-right-for-you/

    “Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam.”- Michele Obama

    (Today is a good day to die)

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  57. CDH

    June 27th, 2011

     
  58. TigerEyes

    June 29th, 2011

    Digging a mass Liberal Grave

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  59. Judith M.

    August 13th, 2011

    How about pasting her into that end scene from Planet of the Apes (the one where Heston finds the head of the statue of Liberty sticking out of the sand)?

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