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And Libs Have the Nerve To Ask Why We Made This Site
Here’s a product I found on Gore’s Internet, it’s an alarm clock that begins siphoning money out of your bank account, if you don’t wake up, and donates the money to terrible causes. Check out the graphic.
But look who gets the last laugh. Here’s the unedited text that accompanied the graphic with their heinous spelling errors and unintelligible grammar intact: You snooze, you loose… literately! This clever and evil little clock connects to the internet via Wi-Fi and will transfer money out of your bank account towards charities that you hate if you do rouse of a morning.
This has inspired me to write a new mantra:
If you hate the GOP you probably failed your GED.
shootersgrandma
October 16th, 2009
It’s 4 o’clock in the morning! Crap! I will definitely owe every penny in my pocket to the Campaign to Re-Elect barack obama!
Dan Vull
October 16th, 2009
Obviously some type of shiftless trust-a-farian that can’t get out of bed- total donated $832.00. For $800 I can drag my ass out of bed.
Boobie The Rocket Dog
October 16th, 2009
Well, YOU have to program it first. So why not set it to remunerate Zuccarelli’s in advance for a standing order of a meatball and onion pizza with extra cheese to be delivered after 6PM on any day the total grows to more than $21.95? (Remember one onion-free slice for Boobie the DOG!)
Jason C
October 16th, 2009
Being unemployed, some libs need a reason to get out of bed.
Hysterical Woman
October 16th, 2009
Oh my god someone out there doesn’t like the GOP! Onto the Postmobile!
Kermit the Forg
October 16th, 2009
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/looflirpa/index.shtml
Excellent research, dudes.
Anonymous
October 17th, 2009
“Enjoy your freedom? (Blue state version) Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the GOP. or
Enjoy your freedom? (Red state version) Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to MoveOn.Org”
Wow, not only is it an April Fool’s Joke but it covers both sides when you actually bother to read the text. Aren’t you a clever fellow.
BigFurHat
October 17th, 2009
@qwerty
Talk about creating strawmen.
You provided the link from ThinkGeek, NOT ME!
If you look at my post I provide the blurb from my source, do you see that blurb anywhere on THINK GEEK? No.
Here is my source: http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/inventions/alarmclock.htm
And this source CHOSE the GOP picture, and ONLY the GOP picture, and their blurb was incomprehensible. SlightlyWarped has other posts that indicate that the site’s content producers are left leaning.
http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/subliminal/index3.htm
So, the joke’s on you, and every other pinheaded lib.
Incidentally, I LOVE when I am called out by libs. It’s like, it’s like the smell of napalm in the morning. I’ve won the argument before even stretching, that’s how easy it is.
Nice try, Manny!
And I thought I told you to STOP SOCK PUPPETING POSTS!!!!!!!
It’s like you are TRYING to get banned. Why? So you can run back to your dummass liberal site and say that iOTW is banning liberals? Conveniently leaving out WHY!
Sock Puppetry is NOT ALLOWED ON THE SITE. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED – AZZHOLE.
We don’t require people to SIGN UP. That is a LUXURY. Other sites, left and right, require sign-up BECAUSE OF AZZHOLE’S LIKE YOU! YOU are the reason the internet sucks.
So comply with our rules or be banned, you 5 year-old numbnut.
BigFurHat
October 17th, 2009
You are going to sit there and write that YOU ARE NOT QWERTY?
BigFurHat
October 17th, 2009
Manuel Calavera, Qwerty, Zombie Reagan, Elegant Chapeau, Mr. Blue, A Sandtrooper on Tatooine, FDRQ, Freddie, Acorn, The King In Yellow, Yog Sothoth, Sheriff Bart, Some Guy, Concerned Parent, A. Wyatt Mann, Luca, LucaShoal, Luca-Shoal
all go bye-bye
Anonymous
October 19th, 2009
haha the creators of this site are f*cking retarded
Matt
October 20th, 2009
The creators of this site are “retarded” are they?
I was actually thinking of buying them a beer with the lunch money I shake out of your pockets. Strange how perceptions are so radically different.
Jack Elam
August 29th, 2010
No, seriously, there is unarguable empirical evidence right here in this post and comment thread that the people of IOwnTheWorld are genuinely stupid. It cannot be denied.