Here’s a product I found on Gore’s Internet, it’s an alarm clock that begins siphoning money out of your bank account, if you don’t wake up, and donates the money to terrible causes. Check out the graphic.
But look who gets the last laugh. Here’s the unedited text that accompanied the graphic with their heinous spelling errors and unintelligible grammar intact: You snooze, you loose… literately! This clever and evil little clock connects to the internet via Wi-Fi and will transfer money out of your bank account towards charities that you hate if you do rouse of a morning.
This has inspired me to write a new mantra:
If you hate the GOP you probably failed your GED.