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Home - by - October 16, 2009 - 00:41 America/New_York - 13 Comments

Here’s a product I found on Gore’s Internet, it’s an alarm clock that begins siphoning money out of your bank account,  if you don’t wake up, and donates the money to terrible causes. Check out the graphic.

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But look who gets the last laugh. Here’s the unedited  text that accompanied the graphic with their heinous spelling errors and unintelligible grammar intact: You snooze, you loose… literately!  This clever and evil little clock connects to the internet via Wi-Fi and will transfer money out of your bank account towards charities that you hate if you do rouse of a morning.

This has inspired me to write a new mantra:

If you hate the GOP you probably failed your GED.

» 13 Comments

  1. shootersgrandma

    October 16th, 2009

    It’s 4 o’clock in the morning! Crap! I will definitely owe every penny in my pocket to the Campaign to Re-Elect barack obama!

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  2. Dan Vull

    October 16th, 2009

    Obviously some type of shiftless trust-a-farian that can’t get out of bed- total donated $832.00. For $800 I can drag my ass out of bed.

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  3. Boobie The Rocket Dog

    October 16th, 2009

    Well, YOU have to program it first. So why not set it to remunerate Zuccarelli’s in advance for a standing order of a meatball and onion pizza with extra cheese to be delivered after 6PM on any day the total grows to more than $21.95? (Remember one onion-free slice for Boobie the DOG!)

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  4. Jason C

    October 16th, 2009

    Being unemployed, some libs need a reason to get out of bed.

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  5. Hysterical Woman

    October 16th, 2009

    Oh my god someone out there doesn’t like the GOP! Onto the Postmobile!

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  6. Kermit the Forg

    October 16th, 2009

     
  7. Anonymous

    October 17th, 2009

    “Enjoy your freedom? (Blue state version) Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the GOP. or
    Enjoy your freedom? (Red state version) Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to MoveOn.Org”

    Wow, not only is it an April Fool’s Joke but it covers both sides when you actually bother to read the text. Aren’t you a clever fellow.

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  8. BigFurHat

    October 17th, 2009

    @qwerty
    Talk about creating strawmen.
    You provided the link from ThinkGeek, NOT ME!

    If you look at my post I provide the blurb from my source, do you see that blurb anywhere on THINK GEEK? No.

    Here is my source: http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/inventions/alarmclock.htm

    And this source CHOSE the GOP picture, and ONLY the GOP picture, and their blurb was incomprehensible. SlightlyWarped has other posts that indicate that the site’s content producers are left leaning.
    http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/subliminal/index3.htm
    So, the joke’s on you, and every other pinheaded lib.
    Incidentally, I LOVE when I am called out by libs. It’s like, it’s like the smell of napalm in the morning. I’ve won the argument before even stretching, that’s how easy it is.

    Nice try, Manny!

    And I thought I told you to STOP SOCK PUPPETING POSTS!!!!!!!
    It’s like you are TRYING to get banned. Why? So you can run back to your dummass liberal site and say that iOTW is banning liberals? Conveniently leaving out WHY!
    Sock Puppetry is NOT ALLOWED ON THE SITE. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED – AZZHOLE.
    We don’t require people to SIGN UP. That is a LUXURY. Other sites, left and right, require sign-up BECAUSE OF AZZHOLE’S LIKE YOU! YOU are the reason the internet sucks.
    So comply with our rules or be banned, you 5 year-old numbnut.

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  9. BigFurHat

    October 17th, 2009

    You are going to sit there and write that YOU ARE NOT QWERTY?

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  10. BigFurHat

    October 17th, 2009

    Manuel Calavera, Qwerty, Zombie Reagan, Elegant Chapeau, Mr. Blue, A Sandtrooper on Tatooine, FDRQ, Freddie, Acorn, The King In Yellow, Yog Sothoth, Sheriff Bart, Some Guy, Concerned Parent, A. Wyatt Mann, Luca, LucaShoal, Luca-Shoal

    all go bye-bye

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  11. Anonymous

    October 19th, 2009

    haha the creators of this site are f*cking retarded

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  12. Matt

    October 20th, 2009

    The creators of this site are “retarded” are they?
    I was actually thinking of buying them a beer with the lunch money I shake out of your pockets. Strange how perceptions are so radically different.

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  13. Jack Elam

    August 29th, 2010

    No, seriously, there is unarguable empirical evidence right here in this post and comment thread that the people of IOwnTheWorld are genuinely stupid. It cannot be denied.

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