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Michelle Tries Desperately To Get Barack To Touch Her

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  1. mkultra

    June 11th, 2011

    She should try writing ‘Titleist’ on her testicles.

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  2. workingclass artist

    June 11th, 2011

    that is a hoot bfh…

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  3. Milwaukee Mike

    June 11th, 2011

    Grow an anthony and go to ManCountry…

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  4. FaceFaceMan

    June 11th, 2011

    from basketball size boobs, to basket ball head.

    Well played sir. Well played.

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  5. Muckford

    June 11th, 2011

    Wookie the hut

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  6. super toe

    June 11th, 2011

    hehe …
    putting lipstick on a pi errr basketball.

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  7. Muckford

    June 11th, 2011

    Shoulda made her look like Reggie Love

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  8. workingclass artist

    June 11th, 2011

    bfh…admit it you did this for Hines…

    *snicker*

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  9. Merry Poppet

    June 11th, 2011

    LOL! Let’s see how high it bounces on an outdoor court.

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  10. Det Shavedlongcock

    June 11th, 2011

    She should have made it a golf ball…. But then again, the only balls Barack Obama ever touches are another man’s.

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  11. workingclass artist

    June 11th, 2011

    OT but I want one…Coolest thing I’ve seen in a while…

    “Every once in a while something comes along so crazy, so unearthly cool, we have to shout it from the rooftops.”
    http://gearpatrol.com/blog/2011/06/09/bmw-powered-twin-rotorhoverbike/

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  12. Noelegy

    June 11th, 2011

    Well, there’s tonight’s nightmare material.

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  13. Tom Atoe

    June 11th, 2011

    I think that basketball head even tops this bowling ball…

    http://cf.mp-cdn.net/2a/02/e876501472c8e7ac53668a34b559.jpg

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  14. workingclass artist

    June 11th, 2011

    @muckford

    Maybe Meechelle is Reggie I mean have they ever been in the same photo?

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  15. I'm Palin's Huckleberry

    June 11th, 2011

    I warned her … about the tamales… !!!

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  16. ironyCurtain

    June 11th, 2011

    From Denise Milani to Michelle Obama. The complete spectrum of womanhood in only two posts.

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  17. S-a-n-f-o-r-d period

    June 11th, 2011

    It’s all about hygiene, Esther:

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  18. Kobe Gyant

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  19. Squatchuille O’Neal

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  20. J Hines

    June 11th, 2011

    Yeah I’d do her. Wait…MAMA?

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  21. J Hines

    June 11th, 2011

    I would like to dribble on Obama’s hardwood

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  22. Lacon Shames

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  23. BigFurHat

    June 11th, 2011

    I wouldn’t touch her from 3 point land.

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  24. Mary Jane Anklestrap

    June 11th, 2011

    Now THAT’s a foul ball. lolol

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  25. BigFurHat

    June 11th, 2011

    Her ass is a triple double.

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  26. BigFurHat

    June 11th, 2011

    If she was my wife I’d be doing nothing but “traveling.’

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  27. J Hines' mama

    June 11th, 2011

    Boy, you know that ain’t me.
    My shit look geeeeewd.

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  28. Jirk Nowitski

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  29. J Hines

    June 11th, 2011

    MMmm… I wanna violate THAT for 3 seconds.

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  30. Chicago Globetrotter

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  31. Islam Dunk!

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  32. BigFurHat

    June 11th, 2011

    I am not, under any circumstances, crashing that backboard.

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  33. Chalupa

    June 11th, 2011

    Dr. Che

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  34. Pick and Rolls

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  35. Chalupa

    June 11th, 2011

    Technically Foul.

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  36. Mary Jane Anklestrap

    June 11th, 2011

    Sweat Georgia Brown

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  37. Mrs. Chocolate Thunder

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  38. BigFurHat

    June 11th, 2011

    Technicow Foul

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  39. Chalupa

    June 11th, 2011

    Salami Dunk

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  40. Chalupa

    June 11th, 2011

    Back Side Violation.

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  41. Jew al-Cinder

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  42. BigFurHat

    June 11th, 2011

    She could never play for the New York BiggerKnockers

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  43. Chalupa

    June 11th, 2011

    Too Many Pounds On The Court.

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  44. BigFurHat

    June 11th, 2011

    New Jersey Nyets

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  45. Chalupa

    June 11th, 2011

    Meadow Snark Lemon.

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  46. Chalupa

    June 11th, 2011

    Denver McNuggets

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  47. Golden Mosque Warriors

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  48. Los Angeles Takers

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  49. Mary Jane Anklestrap

    June 11th, 2011

    Double chin dribbling

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  50. Portland Veilraisers

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  51. BigFurHat

    June 11th, 2011

    The Boston Chicken

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  52. Chalupa

    June 11th, 2011

    Portland Tail Grazers

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  53. Chalupa

    June 11th, 2011

    Seattle Sonic Burgers

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  55. Chalupa

    June 11th, 2011

    Dullest Mauve Racks

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  56. Chalupa

    June 11th, 2011

    Man Oot Pol

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  57. Mary Jane Anklestrap

    June 11th, 2011

    Porkland Trailgrazers

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  58. Chalupa

    June 11th, 2011

    Slam Donka Dunk

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  59. Chalupa

    June 11th, 2011

    Man On Wook Defense.

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  60. Mary Jane Anklestrap

    June 11th, 2011

    Myhammi Heat

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  61. Mary Jane Anklestrap

    June 11th, 2011

    Orlando Tragic

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  62. BigFurHat

    June 11th, 2011

    Stapled Stomach Center

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  63. BigFurHat

    June 11th, 2011

    Con Verse

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  64. Mary Jane Anklestrap

    June 11th, 2011

    Houston Hot Pockets

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  65. Chalupa

    June 11th, 2011

    Personally foul

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  66. Mary Jane Anklestrap

    June 11th, 2011

    Phoenix Buns

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  67. Chalupa

    June 11th, 2011

    K Sooey-is

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  68. Madison Square Olive Garden

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  69. BigFurHat

    June 11th, 2011

    Loose Bowel Foul

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  70. Boston Market Garden

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  71. Mary Jane Anklestrap

    June 11th, 2011

    Cleveland Caviars

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  72. Jilt Shamberlin

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  73. Mary Jane Anklestrap

    June 11th, 2011

    Yike.

    Just eat it.

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  74. Chalupa

    June 11th, 2011

    Jerry Waist

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  75. BigFurHat

    June 11th, 2011

    The Final Four Donuts

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  76. Microwave Johnson

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  77. Slam Dunkin Donuts

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  78. Mary Jane Anklestrap

    June 11th, 2011

    The Detroit PieTins

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  79. BigFurHat

    June 11th, 2011

    Magic Chef Johnson

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  80. Mary Jane Anklestrap

    June 11th, 2011

    Philadelphia 76 flavors

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  81. Chalupa

    June 11th, 2011

    Filchin’ Baylor

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  82. Another spontaneous contest!

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  83. Chalupa

    June 11th, 2011

    Le Bon Bon James

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  84. Chalupa

    June 11th, 2011

    Orange Julius Erving

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  85. Carmel Anthony

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  86. Chalupa

    June 11th, 2011

    Philadelphia 86ers

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  87. Thick Barry

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  88. Chalupa

    June 11th, 2011

    Michee Kupchak

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  89. Tanga

    June 12th, 2011

    OMG! is that suppose to be a spalding? (faints)

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  90. Chalupa

    June 12th, 2011

    Very Wide Wide World Of Sports.

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  91. Chalupa

    June 12th, 2011

    Mad As A Hen Square Gardens

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  92. Tanga

    June 12th, 2011

    What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

    Juan on Juan.

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  93. Chalupa

    June 12th, 2011

    Bench Warmer

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  94. Chalupa

    June 12th, 2011

    Churlish Barkley

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  95. Corona

    June 12th, 2011

    OMFG that is hysterical!

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