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Obama Wins 2010 Miss Universe Title!
CNN’S WOLF BLITZER: In surprising news, we’ve just learned this morning that President mmm-mmm-mmm Barack Hussein Obama has been awarded the title of Miss Universe for 2010. Sources indicate his girly pitch at Major League Baseball’s All-Star game this past summer was so stunningly feminine it put him far beyond the talents and beauty of next year’s potential competition, and the Miss Universe Organization decided to award Obama the honor without ever holding the pageant.
PeterUK
October 10th, 2009
Miss Venezuala,what an honour.
DEVILDOC
October 10th, 2009
HAH! I knew it! He’s not even from our solar system.
MissInMich
October 10th, 2009
Did they have a MOM Jeans competition?
cakes
October 10th, 2009
At least we are spared Obama’s performance in the “talent” competition. I heard it was going to be so good that he automatically won next season’s “Dancing with the Stars”.
Alpha Maser
October 10th, 2009
I am Miss Gramscian Marxist of 2009!
ɐɯɐqo uıǝssnɥ ʞɔɐɹɐq
October 10th, 2009
It must be depressing being Michelle and knowing that Barack looks better in drag than you look period.
PeterUK
October 10th, 2009
Inverted. That is how the marriage works,someone has to wear the trousers.
Admin Girl
October 10th, 2009
LOL hysterical
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Jim Anatelli
October 11th, 2009
He looks so pleased with himself…I mean generally.
Call me Lennie
October 11th, 2009
Take a bow, Mr President
King Abdullah just showed up