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Home - by - May 30, 2011 - 15:34 America/New_York - 28 Comments

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  1. Printboy

    May 30th, 2011

    Weiner: Yeh well Beck has a gold member….

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  2. squatch

    May 30th, 2011

    See what happens when you get your weiner all atwitter ?

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  3. Czar of Defenestration

    May 30th, 2011

    Get CSI NY on this immediately. Gary Sinise is a (close to) dead ringer for WeinerBoy.

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  4. Fu@k the ranger Boo-Boo

    May 30th, 2011

    Why doesn’t he just say it’s Bush’s fault? Wait, wrong Whiner; nevermind.

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  5. squatch

    May 30th, 2011

    @Boo Boo – ‘Why doesn’t he just say it’s Bush’s fault?’

    I assumed it was bush’s fault.

    Wait, wrong Bush.

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  6. Veronica Vendetta

    May 30th, 2011

    “just a little prick”

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  7. Tim

    May 30th, 2011

    Isn’t making a false report to the FBI to cover your weiner tracks a felony?

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  8. Joe Redfield

    May 30th, 2011

    It’s time to start the countdown on his
    political career. 10…9..

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  9. DeniseVB

    May 30th, 2011

    Wouldn’t a hacker have used a totally recognizable and damaging “wiener” photo? I mean hacker guy went through a lot of trouble breaking the law here :D

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  10. woody

    May 30th, 2011

    The stretched turtle neck photo has always been my favorite.

    And @Tim, yes. Yes, filing a false report to FBI is a felony.

    This is gettin GOOD.

    Couldn’t have happened to a nicer turdle head.

    (See what I did there?)

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  11. Vivian O'Blivion

    May 30th, 2011

    The hackers are coming! The hackers ahhh…whatta dick weed.

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  12. Snowball the Sourpuss

    May 30th, 2011

    “I’m fake to busy to do that”.

    Bingo. He got his weiner in a jam and now he’s trying to slither out of it.

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  13. BillyShaft

    May 30th, 2011

    This brings the funnay.

    Prediction: A junior staffer will admit to this and then mysteriously retire with an amazing cash windfall.

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  14. Kevin R.

    May 30th, 2011

    Too bad he isn’t president then he could use the Clinton defense. It’s all about sex but I never had sex with her so stop the politics of political destruction and just let me get back to the important business of the American people.

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  15. Karl

    May 30th, 2011

    Good job landing the exclusive interview, IOTW. I’m now satisfied that Weiner was framed and I’m happy we can put this to rest and return to solving America’s problems…

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  16. Snowball the Sourpuss

    May 30th, 2011

    Why, Ginger. Your humor is getting downright….blue. Good job.

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  17. Zonga

    May 30th, 2011

    Zonga: What were you thinking?

    Weiner: That I was drunk again.

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  18. norman einstein

    May 30th, 2011

    @Kevin, yeah…like bombing an aspirin factory or firing a rocket up some poor camel’s ass.

    @woody, ‘turdle’…LMAO!
    It’s funny, because as I was scrolling down looking at the pictures of weinerboy, I was trying to decide whether he looked more like a baby turtle or an unfortunate baby bird who had fallen out of its nest. I really can’t see how any woman would touch him with somebody else’s ten foot pole. Downright creepy.

    “I don’t like Twitter no more.” …Hilarious!

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  19. Dr. Blue

    May 30th, 2011

    Daily Caller is saying he has retained counsel, and it was a right-wing prank. Ha Haaaaaaa, he’s so funny.

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  20. TCNC

    May 30th, 2011

    His name is Weiner – what do you expect? It was just a matter of time. Seriously.

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  21. workingclass artist

    May 30th, 2011

    Xcellent bfh

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  22. Joe Redfield

    May 30th, 2011

    Now he’s lawyered up…instead of calling the cops…8…7…6

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  23. Shmidtlap

    May 30th, 2011

    When he gets cross examined? Counsel for the plaintiff will give him a real Grilling!!

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  24. Doc

    May 30th, 2011

    They need to catch the prick that hacked his twitter!

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  25. Merle

    May 30th, 2011

    Hello, spit, hey spitz, spitzee is that you,oh hi Antonio,hello ,hello ?

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  26. Buffalobob

    May 30th, 2011

    Looking at his pictures I can think of no better name than “Tony the Wiener”. His parents were psychic.

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  27. proletarian robot

    May 30th, 2011

    “The last time a hacked weiner got this much attention it belonged to John Wayne Bobbit”……

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