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I’ve Never Seen Debbie Wasserman Schultz From the Waist Down Before

Home - by - May 26, 2011 - 23:35 America/New_York - 70 Comments

This is  not what I pictured. She looks skinny in all her carefully composed pictures. Not this one. Are we being superficial and shallow? Yup.

ht – Boobie and freeman

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  1. squatch

    May 26th, 2011

    The coverup is why we ridicule. Be who you are.

    Even if you like your pants touching your nipples.

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  2. G

    May 26th, 2011

    C’mon, dem’s child birthin’ hips…I’d hit it.

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  3. mmm

    May 26th, 2011

    Makes me think of cankles.

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  4. Tom Atoe

    May 26th, 2011

    Obama kinda favors them big pushin’-cushions.

    Psst, don’t let other Moslems see you fraternizing with her.

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  5. Major Mal function

    May 26th, 2011

    Whoa! For a moment there I though that was the only woman on earth Bill Clinton won’t sleep with.

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  6. mkultra

    May 26th, 2011

    Debbie BowlingPin Schultz: I see pant suits in your future.

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  7. Doc

    May 26th, 2011

    Looks like her ASS is as big as her MOUTH!

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  8. montana_jim

    May 26th, 2011

    …Oh No !…a short white michelle…

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  9. jclady

    May 26th, 2011

    Never imagined this is what was below the shoulders/waist!

    Better yet, what’s she saying to Obama??? Maybe something along the lines of, “Are you serious? My mama always said your type was more like this.”

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  10. proletarian robot

    May 26th, 2011

    Debbie W.S.: “Mr President when Joe Biden tripped and fell against me his arm went up my ass this far!”

    OR

    Debbie WS: “No shit Mr. President George Bush’s dick is this big!”

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  11. Captain Bloodblister

    May 26th, 2011

     
  12. Tom Atoe

    May 27th, 2011

    “But Mr. President, if it’s any shorter than this, it will be like tossing a Tootsie-Roll into the Holland Tunnel.”

    :-)

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  13. mmm

    May 27th, 2011

    Every time I’ve listened to DWS she is flat out lying about something.

    What must the conversations be like between Barry and her?
    I wonder how much they believe their own lies or believe each other. What a strange reality they live in. Cultish.

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  14. Will Profit

    May 27th, 2011

    She looks like a fucking ten pin.

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  15. Uncle Al

    May 27th, 2011

    Hey, I think she looks pretty good! Rubenesque, in fact, and that has always been appealing.

    Aside: Dang but that Peter Paul should could daub some paint!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rubens_Venus_at_a_Mirror_c1615.jpg

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  16. Will Profit

    May 27th, 2011

    p.s.
    BFH,
    Superficial? Shallow?
    My friend, I take this as a challenge. I win.

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  17. historicus

    May 27th, 2011

    She looks like a walking fire hydrant. Short, squat and stubby.

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  18. Will Profit

    May 27th, 2011

    What’s Debbie saying?
    “Ed Shultz’s are thiiiiisssss biiiiggggg!”

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  19. Dale

    May 27th, 2011

    Her voice is so schrill. They use it for tornado warning sirens.

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  20. Right is Right

    May 27th, 2011

    Ah ha….She must be from the Hoggy Bottom neighborhood

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  21. Dr. Blue

    May 27th, 2011

    Must suck to have to hang out with fat ugly loud-mouthed women all the time.

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  22. Will Profit

    May 27th, 2011

    Upon closer inspection of the pic:
    The community organizer child in chief doesn’t fill out his pants. For Christ’s sake, he looks positively 1984 Ethiopian.
    Wasn’t that a Bob Dylan song?

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  23. Chuck U Farley

    May 27th, 2011

    Who knew? Thunder-thighs Wasserman

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  24. Will Profit

    May 27th, 2011

    Debbie is describing her satisfaction with the pre flight TSA patdown.

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  25. Col.Angus

    May 27th, 2011

    Twenty bucks she’s showing some hail damage on her thighs.

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  26. mkultra

    May 27th, 2011

    @Uncle Al, if you’re into 200 lb naked mole rats, I have two words for you: Meghan McCain.

    You’re welcome!

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  27. Frosteetoes

    May 27th, 2011

    Shallow and superficial R Us

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  28. Mr.Pinko

    May 27th, 2011

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  29. Elmer Fudd

    May 27th, 2011

    URGENT URGENT

    I saw this tonight, who can explain this.

    http://conpats.blogspot.com/2011/05/5-videos-that-prove-fraud-deceit-and.html

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  30. PAvolly

    May 27th, 2011

    OK, OK, . . . OK!

    Ever since I saw this Muppet I’ve been wondering is she:
    ZOE
    http://www.sesamestreet.org/onair/characters/zoe
    Zoe is a sparkly little girl Muppet who sports barrettes in her hair and has a wild imagination. The bright orange three-year old monster is both dainty and strong, and she’s bursting with energy. Upbeat Zoe likes to ride around Sesame Street in “the Zoemobile (Infiniti FX35),” a soapbox-style car. She enjoys parades so much that she and Elmo created the “Anybody Who Loves to March in a Parade Parade”. Zoe is very fond of her pet rock, Rocco, and her doll Mimi. Zoe joined Sesame Street in 1993 (Sesame 25), after the creators decided to address the show’s gender gap and add another female character. Zoe is a great role model for girls – she’s strong, personable, and she’s not afraid to jump into the action and get her tutu dirty!

    Or BETTY LOU
    http://www.sesamestreet.org/onair/characters/betty_lou
    Friendly Betty Lou is always happy to lend a hand. She likes to play, and will always join her friends in a game on the playground. A doll aficionado, she has many dolls of various ethnicities and shapes. She owns many dolls and is good friends with Prairie Dawn.

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  31. Racist

    May 27th, 2011

    Caption: “Yeah Mr. President, Reggie said you took like this much of that thing!”

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  32. joeclark77

    May 27th, 2011

    Mmmmm hmmmm. Second look at Debbie Wasserman Schultz? (Maybe from the other direction?)

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  33. Will Profit

    May 27th, 2011

    [I’ve Never Seen Debbie Wasserman Schultz From the Waist Down Before]

    Speaking as a heterosexual male: I’ll bet her husband wishes he could say the same.

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  34. scr_north

    May 27th, 2011

    Wow, she’s a hippy.

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  35. Burrlap and Lace

    May 27th, 2011

    “If I can get my ass to grow this much, I’ll qualify for the car pool lane.”

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  36. Steverno

    May 27th, 2011

    Obama looks like he’s digging that pear-shaped ass!

    BTW Debbie’s face is not all that great,either!

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  37. Will Profit

    May 27th, 2011

    In High School, we had a Bisexual Sado Masochistic girls Tennis coach who dressed like that.

    I’m talking about Barack.

    p.s.:
    What is that atrocious apparition to his left. Sun flare?

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  38. Will Profit

    May 27th, 2011

    What is the only difference between Michelle Obama and Debbie Wasserman Schultz?

    Barack hates Jews.

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  39. Will Profit

    May 27th, 2011

    @G [C’mon, dem’s child birthin’ hips…I’d hit it.]

    I wouldn’t even ‘hit it’ with Michelle’s dick.

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  40. Merle

    May 27th, 2011

    I first thought it was chelsia?

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  41. Angry Pancreas

    May 27th, 2011

    I don’t care what she looks like. The woman is an oily bitch.

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  42. Alfred

    May 27th, 2011

    It has been my experience in life that women with thunderous thighs also have pimples on their ass between the cottage cheese clumps of cellulite. No doubt there are some serious shit skids in her panties too…ust like her mouth.

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  43. Aunt Liz

    May 27th, 2011

    She must LOATHE when she has to stand next to the very fit Paul Ryan (who does P90X every day).

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  44. Ratburi

    May 27th, 2011

    Got that Hillary/Moosheel fat ass that them libs lick up.. (Alfred – tell us what you really think)

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  45. roadmaster

    May 27th, 2011

    Wasserman, “I can take this MUCH! Orally, or anally.”

    BHO, “Me too!”

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  46. [...] Debbie Wasserman-Schultz needs a reality check and a muzzle. Her latest litany against the GOP is that they are “Anti-Women”. “It’s just so hard for me to grasp how they could be so anti-women as they are,” she said at a breakfast roundtable with reporters.”  Wait, What? Didn’t they just have a female run for Vice President while the DNC re-enacted the Senate killing Caesar on Hillary? I think Wasserman-Schultz is the anti-woman part of this equation with her enthusiastic defense of killing the unborn with public funding. She’s made a name for herself with her ‘in your face’ statements, but they are coming back to bite her in the ass… And what an ass it is. [...]

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  47. Dan Ryan Galt

    May 27th, 2011

    Debbie Washerwoman-Schultz: Dumb A$$ Fat A$$. Kinda like Hillary only worst.

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  48. R.Neville

    May 27th, 2011

    You could net shrimp with her panties. PLEASE don’t tell me she wears a thong! She does? Alright….bet you could use it to launch a watermelon in one of those contests.

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  49. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    May 27th, 2011

    One phrase comes to mind: “Sam, the ceiling needs painting.”

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  50. flip

    May 27th, 2011

    Ah, a progressive pork chop.

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  51. siege 44

    May 27th, 2011

    Caption: seriously? yours is this long?

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  52. DebZeppelin

    May 27th, 2011

    She should be wearing the dark color on the bottom–it’s more slimming. Call Stacy & Clinton from What Not to Wear–STAT!!!

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  53. DebZeppelin

    May 27th, 2011

    Checking to see if my avatar works.

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  54. Buffoon

    May 27th, 2011

    Wasn’t she a booty shake dancer in old 2 Live Crew videos before politics?

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  55. beachmom

    May 27th, 2011

    We always called that being shaped like a schmoo.

    She is the female version of Howard Dean.

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  56. BillyShaft

    May 27th, 2011

    I’d feel sorry for her if she wasn’t so obnoxious.

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  57. LH Conservative

    May 27th, 2011

    C’mon guys, she’s a step higher on the stairs and she’s still shorter than barry.
    She’s not overweight, she’s undertall.

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  58. I wonder what she could be talking with her hands about. Does she ride horses?

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  59. Dr. Tar

    May 27th, 2011

    I didn’t realize she was a Satyr – folks don’t be fooled by that pantsuit. She’s all goat under there.

    Caption: Wasserman-Shultz expresses excitement to the President over the size of her new pan flute “Now I can hit those high notes in Macarthur Park.”

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  60. TNRWC

    May 27th, 2011

    People we are forgetting that she is standing next to the Prez who looks like a stiff wind will blow him down. The Prez has legs like tooth picks, so anything next to him will look huge.

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  61. JohnR

    May 27th, 2011

    I guess that’s why obama likes her cuz her ass reminds him of Mooshelle

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  62. Doc

    May 27th, 2011

    OY! I’ll bet she was a homely little JAP when she was younger!

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  63. Stevo

    May 27th, 2011

    Mr President, could you make the plane seats this much wider?

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  64. norman einstein

    May 27th, 2011

    Why it’s Chelsea Clinton in 10 years! Takes after her Momma.

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  65. Weebles wobble but the don’t fall down.

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  66. Voted against carter

    May 27th, 2011

    Don’t black guy’s like big butts?

    oh,.. wait,..

    THAT’S racist,..

    and any way, from what I’ve heard barry don’t swing that way

    GAT-DAR going off

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  67. Voted against carter

    May 27th, 2011

    GAY-DAR sorry. typo

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  68. westernblot

    May 28th, 2011

    No wonder she’s such a bitch

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  69. Nunya

    June 2nd, 2011

    She’s still not necessarily fat, she’s what we women call pear-shaped* (small on top, larger hips and butt). She’s got real short legs/height? too though which can make a woman look fatter than she is

    *as opposed to apple-shaped = big on top and bottom

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  70. blyvo

    July 20th, 2011

    Thighs like Mike Tyson.

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