Home - by BigFurHat - May 23, 2011 - 14:58 America/New_York - 326 Comments
Joe dropped a hint that he will be running in 2016 (if Obama wins reelection.)
We need to get Joe a campaign slogan.
I’m gonna judge this one cause the winner will get the credit on a graphic I will create.
May 23rd, 2011
Biden: My time!
Because the White House isn’t just a street address.
I’m a BIG FUCKIN’ DEAL!
Cleaner and articulater!
Vote for me! YaY!
You’ll love my white half, too!
Plug it with Joe
Joe: I may not be a plumber, but I can flush crap with the best of them!
Stand Up For Joe!
I’ll bring the “Vice” to the presidency!
” Smarter than the average pear “
Hugs For Plugs! 2012 & 2016
Four words: Vote for me!
i werk for crayons.
I have a birth certificate and my wife doesn’t scare small children. Biden 2016
Corn Rows For All
I like bananas.
I am the bus you’ve been waiting for.
The Villages lost me. (Village idiot)
Ice Cream For Everyone!
…But I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.
Continuing the fall of America, Biden 2016
‘Gird your loins’!!!!
” DOHHH!!! for Joe “
As seen on TV – just like FDR!
Biden “WINNING THE PAST!”
” I’m clean and sometimes articulate”
“There’s still a 30% chance we’re going to get it wrong.”
Someone has to stand up for America, right Chuck?
Vote for Joe: how much worse can it get?
I’ll make America run like Amtrak!
Biden 2016: You’ll feel smarter just listening to me
Joe 2016: Putting the shoestring in notebook paper
No Internal Editor
Biden my Time til ’16!
A vote for Joe is uh… Does anyone else hear pelicans?
(* with all credit due BFH )
Sloppy Joe 2016
Vote For Me! It’s patriotic.
dapenguin in Alaska
For those of you who can’t wait for the world to end, I can help
I’ll High Speed Railroad America!
Plagiarism in every pot!
Joe in 2016
Apocalypse in 2017
Biden 2016: “Hire me…I’m fun to watch”
Better school lunches and less homework!
Vote 4 Joe 2016
Ice Cream is a Human Right!
Obama & Me — trading places!
Biden 2016: ” I can be a big f@!king deal”
Aw come on… Who else ya got? 2016
Biden 2016: ” Put me in the Ovaltine office and you won’t be sorry “
I never had to buy a wild animal permit just to marry my wife.
Fu@k the ranger Boo-Boo
AM I THERE YET? BIDEN 20??
Cotton Pickin' Cracker
“I’ve been number 2 for long enough!”
America, the jokes on you
If you don’t know me by now – I’m your man!
Joe Biden: remembering yesterday in the future.
Obama bin Biden!
Cool as a cucumber
Slower than molasses.
Biden: So America can Sleep in Peace
Hope for Change!
For all you illegals out there remember, “You don’t need to be a hidin’ if you vote for Joe Biden!”
Biden: America’s Friendliest Village Idiot
Biden 2016: ” How bad could I possibly suck?”
Eat At Joes!
A Biden idiocy in the White House.
BIDEN: DOPE & STRANGE
Biden 2016: ” Putting America in Hospice “
HALF the smarts – ALL the failure! :-p
Biden the bullet for America!
SNL needs me
Biden 2016: I Didn’t Marry Mooshell
Keep on PLUGGING 2016
Biden: A Vote For Me Is Like Not Voting For the Other Guy!
I like turtles 2016
Biden: It’s Not Really THAT Hard Of A Job Anyway
Biden: Fundamentally Transforming …. Something
Biden 2016…it’s not just the current price of a gallon of gas.
Biden the comic relief of the Barry enema.
Biden for the White House, 2016. Because this time I know how to find it!
Biden 2016 Lets make Jimmy carter the 3rd worst president.
Biden: So That We All Have To Work Until We Die
I’m Joe Biden and I drive an ice cream truck.
(ala “I’m Scott Brown and I drive a truck”)
Screwing America since ’08
-’Cuz I’ve already carved my initials in the Resolute desk.
Biden 2016: It’s time for America to take a #2!
Biden: Not ‘Joe Bite Me’ Anymore!
Ice cream for the poor
I’m Joe and I am here to fix wht Bush #uck#ed up
Look there’s a squirrel! 2016.
Biden, the comic relief for the Barry enema.
Biden: Don’t Be An Ass About It! Vote For Me
Your less than average Joe
Biden 2016: Look a piece of candy!
Biden 2016: SQUIRREL!
I’m too stupid to be bought.
@Alissa-Sorry, great minds
Bo Jiden. Cuz Our Country Could Use A Good BJ.
I have permission to answer the phone after 2am.
Don't Tread On Me
Biden 2016: It’s the stupid, stupid!
Biden 2016: ” This Joe knows nothing about plumbing “
@fatkid THAT’S HILARIOUS!!!!
i’LL VOTE FOR YOURS, YOU VOTE FOR MINE!
Read all about my platform on the intertubes.
I’m at….uh-oh…anybody got that number?
Look what I can do!!!! 2016
-”Looking for those thousand pints of lite”
Biden/Shiny Object 2016
Alzheimners! It’s not just for old people any more.
Jill will make a terrific first lady!
After all, she’s not a wookie.
…oops…is this thing on?…
Less dumber than before!
I’ve got a three-letter word for ya.
Vote joe, we todd it. 2016
-”Gimme the rock!”
How much harm could I do?
I’m fu¢king SENILE.
Cause Sometimes There Just Aren’t Enough Baracks-
Obama has been a great boss.
Hell…he’s hardly ever here.
Solving America’s Zombie Problem
-”Cuz No One Else Is Hiring..”
Biden 2016 or so
Biden 2016: ” Because a mind is a terrible thing “
Keep the Dream alive.
And keep the Change…
…oh…wait…that’s wrong, isn’t it?…
Vote Biden 2016:
I won’t stain the dress!
I can drive better than Obama
I promise I won’t insult our dear ally, Israel…
or any other Canadian provinces.
-”Putting the “I” in Team”
Biden in 2017!
Jill and I won’t be globetrotting much.
Hell…I need my GPS to find my way out of the bathroom.
Biden: I’m such a BFD, I got 125 comments on IOTW in less than an hour! During Conservatives Workday Hours!
Joe Biden/Helen Thomas 2016
What’s Wrong With Juice?
I gave you a TU but EWWWWWWW!
I’ll take that 3:00 AM phone call. Remembering which end of the phone I talk into is the hard part.
Hey I can prove I was born here!
I know 1500 Pennsylvania Avenue loke the back of my hand.
And did I mention that I LOVE our immigrant friends?
Hell…I’ve got FIVE of them working for me.
Biden 2016: ” Change America Can Bereave In “
Dan Ryan Galt
Stupid enough to vote for Obama twice
Stupid enough to vote for me
the national gaffer
-”Inventor of the Internet”
Look Ma! No Hands! -Biden 2016
*this message brought to you by the Alzheimer’s Association of America and the AARP.
I want to keep in touch with all you young people.
I’ve asked my staff to set me up one of those FacePlant accounts.
Snowball the Sourpuss
Because I look good in blue.
Vote for Me in ’16!
Because it’s almost … I was thinking … whoa! I mean. Big f*cking…ooooo! Something shiny!!!
I like the Oval Office.
No one can tell me to sit in the corner.
Vote for Joe Six Pack 2016.
@fatkid, I know, I get a little carried away.
Plus, being married for 23 years with two grown sons doesn’t help either. Sometimes I’m not very lady like.
I like turtles.
-”Come On America-Don’t be Soros”
Uncle Joe 2016
(OT) the press seems so disinterested in Joe’s gaffes. Can you imagine if Sarah had gotten gassed and did the Villages song and dance routine????
Joe Biden for President
6 out 2 people can’t be wrong!
I’ll answer the rotary phone at 3am.
Or right after my nap.
Continue the Dream, Don’t wake up,
or “you can fool some of the people all the time” and thats enough to get by.
Long on wind
Short on memory
“Here’s Joey !!!”
Snoozing to Victory! Biden ’16
ooops…”Here’s Joey !!!”
Biden / Weiner 2016
We’ll take care of what’s left.
He’ll be “just 70 in 2012.” That will make him 74 in 2016.
He’s still young!
Marching for the win… with his shoes on the wrong feet. Biden ’16.
Biden / Frank 2016
Forward into the Past
I got me some experience now!
I’d show you my birth certificate, but it’s in the Smithsonian.
“I like turtles”!
“I’m Joe Nedib and I approve this mess… I just pissed myself…”
My International Policy is I.H.O.P. only once a week.
Joe Biden’s slogan: “Top secret undercover CIA agent Rahi, whose real name is John Doe, of 123 Fakewood St of Anytown, VA 12345 says ‘Vote for Joe!’”
Brain aneurysms, Schmaneurysms.
Regrets, I’ve had a few, but too many to mention.
Joe Biden 2016 –
Damn the Turtles, Ice Cream Ahead!!!
Plagiarism? If Barack can put his name on Ayers’ words, I can put mine on Kinnock’s.
Like me, government is a very simple thing.
Biden 2012 the year of no teleprompter
“You’re going to really enjoy this”
Biden / Frank 2016
We won’t blow it, we’ll have the job in hand!
Biden 2016 –
Be proud of a First Lady again America !
I don’t know who to appoint my V.P….
I like Leno better than Letterman…
Who do you want to Captain your sinking ship
Vote for me…
I’ll put a chicken in every garage!
Service to your fellow citizen is a noble deed. I am comitted to servicing, myself.
Joe Biden 2016 -
Not cursed with Tourette Syndrome since 1983 !!
I will vigorously protect our borders…
And our hedges…
Nearly forty years in Washington, and still treated as an outsider.
Joe Biden. Rearranging deck chairs since 1973.
Vote for Joe: It’s your patriotic duty
Vote Joe in 16
Cause intelligence and leadership are overrated
Joe in 16
Hey it can’t get worse can it
A vote for Joe is a vote for twinkies in your kid’s lunchbox
I have no idea what I’m doing here…
running against Sarah Palin…
Biden 2016 – Get your BFD with JRB !!!
Biden 2016 -
“I won’t be pushed around like FDR was !!!”
Biden 2012: I have a birth certificate, I salute the flag, I was never on cocaine, I don’t bow to foreign dictators, and I’d never do something as stupid as “cash for clunkers”. I’M YOUR DREAM DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE!
Biden 2012: I promise I won’t nominate Hillary for ANYTHING.
Beacause I can walk and chew gum at the…oh look, a penny!!
Joe Biden 2016:
It’s T-Shirt time!
Biden 2016, because I’ve tasted all of the windows in the White House.
Czar of Defenestration
What, Me President?
No illegal aliens in 2012
Nothing from a different planet gets to come here unless I OK it first!
Vote for Biden.
Because I was never in a POW camp and beaten to within an inch of my life so I can send emails just fine, thank you very much.
Yo, mofo! Go fo’ Slow Joe!
GO FULL RETARD: BIDEN ’16
The missing piece to the other puzzle.
I haven’t always agreed with the current president…
he likes Ben & Jerry’s…me..I like Hagen-Daaz.
Bidet in 2016
“I’d walk a mile for a cup of Joe !”
I have a web site number!
2008 I rode the A Train to work.
2008-2016 I rode the O Train to sleep.
2016 It’s Obama’s fault-Vote for Biden !
Do it for the children, cause…
A few fries short oh a Happy Meal, is a healthy thing.
Vote for Joe! Because I can dress myself!
Joe Biden sez…
“Vote for me…I even have Michael J. Fox’s nods of approval !!!”
I don’t even pretend to be smart.
7-11 jobs for all Indians!
If 5 student draft deferments are good enough for Cheney, they’re good enough for me!
I intend to ban violence on television…
although personally, I really like Itzak Perlman.
h/t Emily Litella
“The Joe Must Flow”
3 words: Aqua Velvet.
I won’t touch America in the morning and then just walk away.
Joe! Joe! He’s our man!
He doesn’t miss when he uses the can!
35% Against and 75% For
Addendum to a previous comment.
A fountain of nolledge and experience
“Put a Fizzle to Your Shanizzle.”
Not as Dumb as I luk!
Vote me President…because it’s a big F’ing deal, as you know.
Biden in 2012, because -
Into every life,
A little Joe must fall.
Even when I’m right, I’ll only be wrong 30% of the time.
“That’s My Joe-Joe”
Vote for Biden 2016-Viagra doesn’t work .
This is America.
This is America on Joe.
Get the picture?
My speeches will be short.
Unlike my predecessor, I guess I’m old-fashioned…
I only had one mother, one father and one country of birth.
Joe Biden: ” Keep your eye on me this election. I’m going to be like a train wreck, you won’t be able to look away”
Joe Biden in 2012!
Because someone will loan him big boy pants.
I’ll spend more so we don’t go broke!
Cat food in every pantry and Ramen in every pot.
Gaffes don’t hurt me.
“Look at that dope!”
Joe, buddy, that’s a mirror…
This day shall live in enema-i me .Vote for Joe 2016
“Life is like a box of Chocolate!”
(You could do a Forest Biden poster…)
“Smarter Than a 5th Grader !!”
Talk about torture, I want to ban waterboarding…
Did it once in Hawaii…nearly fucking drowned.
“Hope and Change” **
** Once a plagiarist, always a plagiarist!
Muslim artifact’s forsale .
Vote Biden 2016.
Joe Biden: Because Putin needs another bitch
There will be no more filthy vegetable gardens at the WH…
although we’re thinking of setting up a microbrewery.
Vote for Biden in 2012.
His ass fits Bibi’s boot better.
“Not as Radical as you think !!”
I don’t play basketball…
but I’ve almost mastered shuffleboard.
“Clean, light skinned and with no Negro dialect !!”
Joe Biden – Pinheads above the rest.
I don’t need no stinking teleprompter…
I can blather on for hours with no help whatsoever.
Your Joe Biden Picks a Winner !!
I’ll make welfare fun again
Biden. The short bus to a better America.
Vote for Joey B: He’s too young to retire, too old to flip burgers, and not quite dead yet
Joe Biden 2016: ONE job saved!
Vote for Joe Biden in 2016 so that incumbent President Palin will stop giving me atomic wedgies!
No wait. Reverse that.
There. That looks better.
Joe Biden – When 2nd best is good enough.
Puting the “I” in Biden since the 8th grade!
Moving forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
Joe “BFD” Biden 2012
(as stolen from Futurama)
Because I’m the most experienced since anybody!
Rewinning the Future.
Joe “Scranton” Biden 2012
I’m as American as Mom and apple streudel.
Joe Biden/Hillary Clinton – Plugs and Jugs 2012
Because I’m (slightly) smarter than Ruprect the Monkey Boy.
Joe Biden – “It’s A-OK to criticise the POTUS again boys and girls !!”
I think I’m in pretty good shape for…
…how old am I again?
99th Squad Leader
Stare into the future with Joe
Biden – the high speed rail in your presidential future.
Biden:Because it would be Racist not to vote for Obama’s shadow.
Joe “Mofo” Biden 2012
When all else fails, Vote Joe!!
Hi, I’m Joe Biden and I’m running for President ’cause walking takes to long.
“Joe Biden is smarter than a potatoe, and you can quote me on that.” ~ Dan Quayle
The Looking Spoon
Waiting For Stuporman
“I’m the one you are still waiting for” ~ Joe Biden
No matter how deep Soros’s hand goes I’ll still say what I want.
Joe Biden – I know what it means to be number 2.
Astro glidin’ with Biden
We put the “K” in quality
After 8 years as Obama’s life insurance policy, it’s MY turn.
A deal’s a deal.
Vote Joe Robinette Biden…that’s right, boys and girls.
…it might sound gay…but at least it’s not Muslim.
I’ll extend my hand to show I have no arms.
Will SOMEBODY please be my Veep!
I’m the placebo you’ve been waiting for.
I’m a big f**king Dil(do)
Biden 2016 – waiting for the sloppy seconds….
You’ll never see golf or play basketball because I can’t do math
Make me the next American Idle
Can I at least be First Lady?
Joe Biden – A Man You Can Trust
Sheriff of Recovery Summer 2009
(From June 2009 – Nov 2012)
Hola! Es ustedes illegal-o?
Vote-o Jose “El Burro Loco” Biden
I’m trying to be less self-defacting, but I really suck at it.
Chuck U Farley
“Erf” – Vote Joe 2016
“I’ll match my ‘Mrs. Hotchkiss’ Finishing School for Young Gentlemen’ diploma against yours anyday, buddy boy!”
“Is this thing on?….Hello?….Is anyone out there?”
Snowball, you might mean self-deprecating. So yeah, I guess you do suck at it.
At least when I’m in the Oval Office I won’t get stuck in any corners.
…like I always did in the Senate.
American Democrats Hopeful Decision
Marmo – That was Joe saying it and messing it up.
Bumping into walls – so you don’t have to.
“I are smart” – Joe Biden 2016
Snowball, sorry about that. I missed the context. I just got back from a bike ride and didn’t catch up properly.
“I are smart” – Paid for by the ‘The Committee to re-elect Joe Biden Vice-President 2016′
(Please, don’t bother to contact us, we already know. Believe us, we already know.)
Biden Understands Train Transit (BUTT)
Bullet Trains in Every Town and a Plug in Every Anus.
Yeah, I don’t know where I was going with that…
Biden or Something 2016
Keep the hop and chainj comin’
Biden ’16– Where mediocrity is job 1…
Just wait till you see Amtrak One!
A puppy in every pot!
Damn, prezident is way harder to spell than VP
A new web site number for America!
Joe Biden: Let’s airhead America!
I put the “ass” in “U ASS A”
Alfa06 dba Matt Damon's Brain
I know the chronologically prejudiced contest has ended…unfortunately, I have no f’n on/off switch…so I have to get this out of me otherwise it will fester and get all pusy and infected.
Geronimo Joe-Biden 2016
Worried about your social secuity, i’m not I got a gov’t retirement program and its great ! vote for JB n 16
Wow ,this was a contest, and it’s over anyone named michelleo please Sing !
@Alfa06 dba MDB, where does it say it’s ended?
…Need a new “Chia Pet” Christmas gift idea?
May 24th, 2011
The furry hatted one hisself posted the winner…
Bet you a stogie he’s sleeping with at least one of them!
This shit be fixed by The Man!
…You’re right norman!…It’s not over until the PEOPLE say IT’S OVER!…Are we going to let Big Furry Brother and his islamohomophobic lieutenants at the IOTW deny us of our basic right to laughter?…They can’t stop us from playing…a simple act of random comedy DENIED by IOTW?….I for one, am not going to get on my knees and submit to the unreasonable…some might say repressive demands of the digital overlords…NOT ME NORMAN! I WILL FIGHT …I WILL FIGHT Until my battery dies….
Stupid Does As Stupid Is-Biden 2016
Well, then, obviously Biden is here trolling around — he gave me and Ginger the only negatives, and no one else. And that’s because he thinks gays and ladies who like us (thanks Ginger!) are only on his side, and he can’t fathom a gay tea party person – so the bastard gave me and Ginger negatives. Geez, what a putz. (I know no person here gave me or Ginger the only negatives out of 333 comments! For sure! )
September 22nd, 2011
My penis hurts
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