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JOE BIDEN PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGAN CONTEST

Home - by - May 23, 2011 - 14:58 America/New_York - 326 Comments

Joe dropped a hint that he will be running in 2016 (if Obama wins reelection.)

We need to get Joe a campaign slogan.

I’m gonna judge this one cause the winner will get the credit on a graphic I will create.

» 326 Comments

  1. sicsempertyrannis

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden: My time!

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  2. sicsempertyrannis

    May 23rd, 2011

    Because the White House isn’t just a street address.

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  3. Angry Pancreas

    May 23rd, 2011

    I’m a BIG FUCKIN’ DEAL!

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +10

     
  4. sicsempertyrannis

    May 23rd, 2011

    Cleaner and articulater!

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  5. Angry Pancreas

    May 23rd, 2011

    Vote for me! YaY!

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  6. sicsempertyrannis

    May 23rd, 2011

    You’ll love my white half, too!

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  7. Sarge

    May 23rd, 2011

    Plug it with Joe

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  8. Jack Daniels

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe: I may not be a plumber, but I can flush crap with the best of them!

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  9. Betula

    May 23rd, 2011

    Stand Up For Joe!

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  10. sicsempertyrannis

    May 23rd, 2011

    I’ll bring the “Vice” to the presidency!

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  11. Horrorman18

    May 23rd, 2011

    ” Smarter than the average pear “

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +18

     
  12. Angry Pancreas

    May 23rd, 2011

    Hugs For Plugs! 2012 & 2016

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  13. sicsempertyrannis

    May 23rd, 2011

    Four words: Vote for me!

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +54

     
  14. Frosteetoes

    May 23rd, 2011

    i werk for crayons.

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  15. Angry Pancreas

    May 23rd, 2011

    I have a birth certificate and my wife doesn’t scare small children. Biden 2016

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +21

     
  16. SnarkyBasterd

    May 23rd, 2011

    Corn Rows For All

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  17. Frosteetoes

    May 23rd, 2011

    I like bananas.

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  18. Angry Pancreas

    May 23rd, 2011

    I am the bus you’ve been waiting for.

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  19. Angry Pancreas

    May 23rd, 2011

    HUH? 2016

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  20. Frosteetoes

    May 23rd, 2011

    The Villages lost me. (Village idiot)

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  21. Claudia

    May 23rd, 2011

    Ice Cream For Everyone!

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  22. Angry Pancreas

    May 23rd, 2011

    …But I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

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  23. Spartan

    May 23rd, 2011

    Continuing the fall of America, Biden 2016

    ‘Gird your loins’!!!!

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  24. Horrorman18

    May 23rd, 2011

    ” DOHHH!!! for Joe “

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  25. sicsempertyrannis

    May 23rd, 2011

    As seen on TV – just like FDR!

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  26. Mr.Pinko

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden “WINNING THE PAST!”

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  27. Horrorman18

    May 23rd, 2011

    ” I’m clean and sometimes articulate”

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  28. sicsempertyrannis

    May 23rd, 2011

    “There’s still a 30% chance we’re going to get it wrong.”

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  29. Spartan

    May 23rd, 2011

    Someone has to stand up for America, right Chuck?

    Thumb up +4

     
  30. Nunya

    May 23rd, 2011

    Vote for Joe: how much worse can it get?

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  31. sicsempertyrannis

    May 23rd, 2011

    I’ll make America run like Amtrak!

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +10

     
  32. Horrorman18

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016: You’ll feel smarter just listening to me

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +13

     
  33. Nunya

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe 2016: Putting the shoestring in notebook paper

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  34. Angry Pancreas

    May 23rd, 2011

    No Teleprompter
    No Internal Editor

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  35. woody

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden my Time til ’16!

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  36. Ray

    May 23rd, 2011

    A vote for Joe is uh… Does anyone else hear pelicans?

    (* with all credit due BFH )

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  37. Angry Pancreas

    May 23rd, 2011

    Sloppy Joe 2016

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  38. Jim Hlavac

    May 23rd, 2011

    Vote For Me! It’s patriotic.

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  39. dapenguin in Alaska

    May 23rd, 2011

    For those of you who can’t wait for the world to end, I can help

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  40. Jim Hlavac

    May 23rd, 2011

    I’ll High Speed Railroad America!

    Thumb up +8

     
  41. Jim Hlavac

    May 23rd, 2011

    Plagiarism in every pot!

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  42. dapenguin in Alaska

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe in 2016
    Apocalypse in 2017

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  43. Horrorman18

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016: “Hire me…I’m fun to watch”

    Thumb up +6

     
  44. Angry Pancreas

    May 23rd, 2011

    Better school lunches and less homework!
    Vote 4 Joe 2016

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  45. Jim Hlavac

    May 23rd, 2011

    Ice Cream is a Human Right!

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  46. Jim Hlavac

    May 23rd, 2011

    Obama & Me — trading places!

    Thumb up +4

     
  47. Horrorman18

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016: ” I can be a big f@!king deal”

    Thumb up +1

     
  48. Angry Pancreas

    May 23rd, 2011

    Aw come on… Who else ya got? 2016

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  49. Horrorman18

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016: ” Put me in the Ovaltine office and you won’t be sorry “

    Thumb up +6

     
  50. Angry Pancreas

    May 23rd, 2011

    I never had to buy a wild animal permit just to marry my wife.

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  51. Fu@k the ranger Boo-Boo

    May 23rd, 2011

    AM I THERE YET? BIDEN 20??

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  52. Cotton Pickin' Cracker

    May 23rd, 2011

    “I’ve been number 2 for long enough!”

    Thumb up +4

     
  53. fb

    May 23rd, 2011

    America, the jokes on you

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  54. Jim Hlavac

    May 23rd, 2011

    If you don’t know me by now – I’m your man!

    Thumb up +4

     
  55. even steven

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden: remembering yesterday in the future.

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  56. Jimmy

    May 23rd, 2011

    Obama bin Biden!

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  57. Angry Pancreas

    May 23rd, 2011

    Cool as a cucumber
    Slower than molasses.
    Biden ’16

    Thumb up +6

     
  58. The Doktor

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden: So America can Sleep in Peace

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  59. Jim Hlavac

    May 23rd, 2011

    Hope for Change!

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  60. fb

    May 23rd, 2011

    For all you illegals out there remember, “You don’t need to be a hidin’ if you vote for Joe Biden!”

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +11

     
  61. Debbie

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden: America’s Friendliest Village Idiot

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  62. Horrorman18

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016: ” How bad could I possibly suck?”

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  63. Angry Pancreas

    May 23rd, 2011

    Eat At Joes!

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  64. Cotton Pickin' Cracker

    May 23rd, 2011

    A Biden idiocy in the White House.

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  65. sammy small

    May 23rd, 2011

    BIDEN: DOPE & STRANGE

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +13

     
  66. Horrorman18

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016: ” Putting America in Hospice “

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  67. Bob M.

    May 23rd, 2011

    HALF the smarts – ALL the failure! :-p

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  68. Cotton Pickin' Cracker

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden the bullet for America!

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  69. fb

    May 23rd, 2011

    SNL needs me

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  70. The Doktor

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016: I Didn’t Marry Mooshell

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  71. old_oaks

    May 23rd, 2011

    Keep on PLUGGING 2016

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  72. The Doktor

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden: A Vote For Me Is Like Not Voting For the Other Guy!

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  73. old_oaks

    May 23rd, 2011

    I like turtles 2016

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  74. The Doktor

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden: It’s Not Really THAT Hard Of A Job Anyway

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  75. The Doktor

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden: Fundamentally Transforming …. Something

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  76. TooMuchTime

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016…it’s not just the current price of a gallon of gas.

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  77. Ilya

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden the comic relief of the Barry enema.

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  78. Diann

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden for the White House, 2016. Because this time I know how to find it!

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  79. Rosco

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016 Lets make Jimmy carter the 3rd worst president.

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  80. The Doktor

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden: So That We All Have To Work Until We Die

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  81. Angry Pancreas

    May 23rd, 2011

    I’m Joe Biden and I drive an ice cream truck.

    (ala “I’m Scott Brown and I drive a truck”)

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  82. Vinny

    May 23rd, 2011

    Screwing America since ’08

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  83. fatkid

    May 23rd, 2011

    -’Cuz I’ve already carved my initials in the Resolute desk.

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  84. Alissa

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016: It’s time for America to take a #2!

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  85. The Doktor

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden: Not ‘Joe Bite Me’ Anymore!

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  86. Vinny

    May 23rd, 2011

    Ice cream for the poor

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  87. mr.ed

    May 23rd, 2011

    I’m Joe and I am here to fix wht Bush #uck#ed up

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  88. Betula

    May 23rd, 2011

    Look there’s a squirrel! 2016.

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +15

     
  89. Ilya

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden, the comic relief for the Barry enema.

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  90. The Doktor

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden: Don’t Be An Ass About It! Vote For Me

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  91. Vinny

    May 23rd, 2011

    Your less than average Joe

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  92. Alissa

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016: Look a piece of candy!

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  93. Alissa

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016: SQUIRREL!

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  94. fb

    May 23rd, 2011

    I’m too stupid to be bought.

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  95. fatkid

    May 23rd, 2011

    -”Squirrel!”
    Biden 2016

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  96. fatkid

    May 23rd, 2011

    @Alissa-Sorry, great minds

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  97. Alissa

    May 23rd, 2011

    Bo Jiden. Cuz Our Country Could Use A Good BJ.

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  98. Angry Pancreas

    May 23rd, 2011

    I have permission to answer the phone after 2am.

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  99. Don't Tread On Me

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016: It’s the stupid, stupid!

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  100. Horrorman18

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016: ” This Joe knows nothing about plumbing “

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  101. Alissa

    May 23rd, 2011

    @fatkid THAT’S HILARIOUS!!!!
    i’LL VOTE FOR YOURS, YOU VOTE FOR MINE!

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  102. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    Read all about my platform on the intertubes.
    I’m at….uh-oh…anybody got that number?

    Thumb up +4

     
  103. Angry Pancreas

    May 23rd, 2011

    Look what I can do!!!! 2016

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  104. fatkid

    May 23rd, 2011

    -”Looking for those thousand pints of lite”
    Biden 2016

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  105. fatkid

    May 23rd, 2011

    @Alissa-DONE!

    Thumb up +1

     
  106. Angry Pancreas

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden/Shiny Object 2016

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  107. simply amazed

    May 23rd, 2011

    Alzheimners! It’s not just for old people any more.
    BIDEN 2016

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  108. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    Jill will make a terrific first lady!
    After all, she’s not a wookie.

    …oops…is this thing on?…

    Thumb up +8

     
  109. The Proletarian

    May 23rd, 2011

    Less dumber than before!

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  110. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    I’ve got a three-letter word for ya.
    B.I.D.E.N.

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  111. Frosteetoes

    May 23rd, 2011

    Vote joe, we todd it. 2016

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  112. fatkid

    May 23rd, 2011

    -”Gimme the rock!”
    Biden 2016ish

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  113. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    How much harm could I do?
    I’m fu¢king SENILE.

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  114. Alissa

    May 23rd, 2011

    Cause Sometimes There Just Aren’t Enough Baracks-
    Biden 2016

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  115. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    Obama has been a great boss.
    Hell…he’s hardly ever here.

    …oops…

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  116. Don't Tread On Me

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016:
    Solving America’s Zombie Problem

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  117. fatkid

    May 23rd, 2011

    -”Cuz No One Else Is Hiring..”
    Biden 2016 or so

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  118. Horrorman18

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016: ” Because a mind is a terrible thing “

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  119. Alissa

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden/Kennedy 2016

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  120. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    Keep the Dream alive.
    And keep the Change…

    …oh…wait…that’s wrong, isn’t it?…

    Thumb up +1

     
  121. Alissa

    May 23rd, 2011

    Vote Biden 2016:
    I won’t stain the dress!

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  122. old_oaks

    May 23rd, 2011

     
  123. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    I promise I won’t insult our dear ally, Israel…
    or any other Canadian provinces.

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  124. fatkid

    May 23rd, 2011

    -”Putting the “I” in Team”
    Biden in 2017!

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +12

     
  125. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    Jill and I won’t be globetrotting much.
    Hell…I need my GPS to find my way out of the bathroom.

    Thumb up +1

     
  126. Racist

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden: I’m such a BFD, I got 125 comments on IOTW in less than an hour! During Conservatives Workday Hours!

    Thumb up +5

     
  127. Frosteetoes

    May 23rd, 2011

    BIDEN PALOOZA!!

    Thumb up +4

     
  128. Alissa

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden/Helen Thomas 2016
    What’s Wrong With Juice?

    Thumb up +1

     
  129. fatkid

    May 23rd, 2011

    @Alissa
    I gave you a TU but EWWWWWWW!

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  130. fb

    May 23rd, 2011

    I’ll take that 3:00 AM phone call. Remembering which end of the phone I talk into is the hard part.

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  131. Racist

    May 23rd, 2011

    Hey I can prove I was born here!

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  132. fb

    May 23rd, 2011

    I know 1500 Pennsylvania Avenue loke the back of my hand.

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  133. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    And did I mention that I LOVE our immigrant friends?
    Hell…I’ve got FIVE of them working for me.

    …wassat?…AGAIN???

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  134. Horrorman18

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016: ” Change America Can Bereave In “

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  135. Dan Ryan Galt

    May 23rd, 2011

    Stupid enough to vote for Obama twice
    Stupid enough to vote for me

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  136. nobarack08

    May 23rd, 2011

    the national gaffer

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  137. fatkid

    May 23rd, 2011

    -”Inventor of the Internet”
    Biden 2004

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  138. G

    May 23rd, 2011

    Look Ma! No Hands! -Biden 2016

    *this message brought to you by the Alzheimer’s Association of America and the AARP.

    Thumb up +1

     
  139. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    I want to keep in touch with all you young people.
    I’ve asked my staff to set me up one of those FacePlant accounts.

    Thumb up +4

     
  140. Snowball the Sourpuss

    May 23rd, 2011

    Because I look good in blue.

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  141. Diann

    May 23rd, 2011

    Vote for Me in ’16!
    Because it’s almost … I was thinking … whoa! I mean. Big f*cking…ooooo! Something shiny!!!

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  142. Snowball the Sourpuss

    May 23rd, 2011

    I like the Oval Office.

    No one can tell me to sit in the corner.

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  143. 757jetflier

    May 23rd, 2011

     
  144. Alissa

    May 23rd, 2011

    @fatkid, I know, I get a little carried away.
    Plus, being married for 23 years with two grown sons doesn’t help either. Sometimes I’m not very lady like. ;)

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  145. rswannabe

    May 23rd, 2011

    I like turtles.

    Thumb up +1

     
  146. fatkid

    May 23rd, 2011

    -”Come On America-Don’t be Soros”
    Uncle Joe 2016

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  147. Debbie

    May 23rd, 2011

    (OT) the press seems so disinterested in Joe’s gaffes. Can you imagine if Sarah had gotten gassed and did the Villages song and dance routine????

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  148. rswannabe

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden for President
    because
    6 out 2 people can’t be wrong!

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  149. hanoverfist

    May 23rd, 2011

    I’ll answer the rotary phone at 3am.
    Or right after my nap.

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  150. Dude!

    May 23rd, 2011

    Continue the Dream, Don’t wake up,
    or “you can fool some of the people all the time” and thats enough to get by.

    Thumb up +1

     
  151. Melody

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016

    Long on wind

    Short on memory

    Thumb up +5

     
  152. Anonymous

    May 23rd, 2011

    “Here’s Joey !!!”

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  153. even steven

    May 23rd, 2011

    Snoozing to Victory! Biden ’16

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  154. Edith McCrotch

    May 23rd, 2011

    ooops…”Here’s Joey !!!”

    Thumb up +1

     
  155. Diogenes

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden / Weiner 2016
    We’ll take care of what’s left.

    Thumb up +1

     
  156. Melody

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe’s Slogan

    He’ll be “just 70 in 2012.” That will make him 74 in 2016.

    He’s still young!

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  157. even steven

    May 23rd, 2011

    Marching for the win… with his shoes on the wrong feet. Biden ’16.

    Thumb up +2

     
  158. Diogenes

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden / Frank 2016
    Forward into the Past

    Thumb up +3

     
  159. Diogenes

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016
    I got me some experience now!

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  160. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    I’d show you my birth certificate, but it’s in the Smithsonian.

    Thumb up +1

     
  161. Fargus

    May 23rd, 2011

    “I like turtles”!

    “I’m Joe Nedib and I approve this mess… I just pissed myself…”

    Thumb up +1

     
  162. rswannabe

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2012:

    My International Policy is I.H.O.P. only once a week.

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  163. Johnny Freedom

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden’s slogan: “Top secret undercover CIA agent Rahi, whose real name is John Doe, of 123 Fakewood St of Anytown, VA 12345 says ‘Vote for Joe!’”

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  164. Debbie

    May 23rd, 2011

    Brain aneurysms, Schmaneurysms.

    Thumb up +1

     
  165. fb

    May 23rd, 2011

    Regrets, I’ve had a few, but too many to mention.

    Thumb up +2

     
  166. Edith McCrotch

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden 2016 –

    Damn the Turtles, Ice Cream Ahead!!!

    Thumb up +1

     
  167. Debbie

    May 23rd, 2011

    Plagiarism? If Barack can put his name on Ayers’ words, I can put mine on Kinnock’s.

    Thumb up +1

     
  168. fb

    May 23rd, 2011

    Like me, government is a very simple thing.

    Thumb up +3

     
  169. rswannabe

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2012 the year of no teleprompter
    “You’re going to really enjoy this”

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  170. Diogenes

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden / Frank 2016
    We won’t blow it, we’ll have the job in hand!

    Thumb up +7

     
  171. Edith McCrotch

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016 –

    Be proud of a First Lady again America !

    Thumb up +2

     
  172. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    I don’t know who to appoint my V.P….
    I like Leno better than Letterman…

    Thumb up 0

     
  173. rswannabe

    May 23rd, 2011

    Who do you want to Captain your sinking ship
    Biden 2012

    Thumb up +2

     
  174. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    Vote for me…
    I’ll put a chicken in every garage!

    Thumb up +4

     
  175. fb

    May 23rd, 2011

    Service to your fellow citizen is a noble deed. I am comitted to servicing, myself.

    Thumb up +2

     
  176. Edith McCrotch

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden 2016 -

    Not cursed with Tourette Syndrome since 1983 !!

    Thumb up +1

     
  177. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    I will vigorously protect our borders…
    And our hedges…

    Thumb up +1

     
  178. Oyster Cracker

    May 23rd, 2011

    Paste! Mmmmmm!

    Thumb up +2

     
  179. fb

    May 23rd, 2011

    Nearly forty years in Washington, and still treated as an outsider.

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  180. Snowball the Sourpuss

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden. Rearranging deck chairs since 1973.

    Thumb up +3

     
  181. joeclark77

    May 23rd, 2011

    Vote for Joe: It’s your patriotic duty

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  182. dapenguin in Alaska

    May 23rd, 2011

    Vote Joe in 16
    Cause intelligence and leadership are overrated

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  183. dapenguin in Alaska

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe in 16
    Hey it can’t get worse can it

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  184. dapenguin in Alaska

    May 23rd, 2011

    A vote for Joe is a vote for twinkies in your kid’s lunchbox

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  185. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    I have no idea what I’m doing here…
    running against Sarah Palin…

    Thumb up +1

     
  186. Edith McCrotch

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016 – Get your BFD with JRB !!!

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  187. Edith McCrotch

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016 -

    “I won’t be pushed around like FDR was !!!”

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  188. joeclark77

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2012: I have a birth certificate, I salute the flag, I was never on cocaine, I don’t bow to foreign dictators, and I’d never do something as stupid as “cash for clunkers”. I’M YOUR DREAM DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE!

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  189. joeclark77

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2012: I promise I won’t nominate Hillary for ANYTHING.

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  190. Snowball the Sourpuss

    May 23rd, 2011

    Beacause I can walk and chew gum at the…oh look, a penny!!

    Thumb up +1

     
  191. Alissa

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden 2016:
    It’s T-Shirt time!

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  192. Longbow Pilot

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016, because I’ve tasted all of the windows in the White House.

    Thumb up +3

     
  193. Czar of Defenestration

    May 23rd, 2011

    What, Me President?

    Thumb up +1

     
  194. rswannabe

    May 23rd, 2011

    No illegal aliens in 2012

    Nothing from a different planet gets to come here unless I OK it first!

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  195. Snowball the Sourpuss

    May 23rd, 2011

    Vote for Biden.

    Because I was never in a POW camp and beaten to within an inch of my life so I can send emails just fine, thank you very much.

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  196. Alo Konsen

    May 23rd, 2011

    Yo, mofo! Go fo’ Slow Joe!

    Thumb up +1

     
  197. Slip McGee

    May 23rd, 2011

    GO FULL RETARD: BIDEN ’16

    Thumb up +3

     
  198. rswannabe

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden

    The missing piece to the other puzzle.

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  199. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    I haven’t always agreed with the current president…
    he likes Ben & Jerry’s…me..I like Hagen-Daaz.

    Thumb up +1

     
  200. cfm990

    May 23rd, 2011

    Bidet in 2016

    Thumb up +6

     
  201. beachmom

    May 23rd, 2011

    Huh?

    Thumb up +2

     
  202. Edith McCrotch

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden 2016 -

    “I’d walk a mile for a cup of Joe !”

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  203. beachmom

    May 23rd, 2011

    I have a web site number!

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  204. Merle

    May 23rd, 2011

    2008 I rode the A Train to work.

    2008-2016 I rode the O Train to sleep.

    2016 It’s Obama’s fault-Vote for Biden !

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  205. cfm990

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden
    Do it for the children, cause…
    A few fries short oh a Happy Meal, is a healthy thing.

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  206. sig94

    May 23rd, 2011

    Vote for Joe! Because I can dress myself!

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  207. Edith McCrotch

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden sez…

    “Vote for me…I even have Michael J. Fox’s nods of approval !!!”

    Thumb up +2

     
  208. cfm990

    May 23rd, 2011

    Honest Joe
    I don’t even pretend to be smart.

    Thumb up +2

     
  209. beachmom

    May 23rd, 2011

    7-11 jobs for all Indians!

    Thumb up +1

     
  210. Debbie

    May 23rd, 2011

    If 5 student draft deferments are good enough for Cheney, they’re good enough for me!

    Thumb up +1

     
  211. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    I intend to ban violence on television…
    although personally, I really like Itzak Perlman.

    h/t Emily Litella

    Thumb up +2

     
  212. Edith McCrotch

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016 -

    “The Joe Must Flow”

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  213. Pickled Liver

    May 23rd, 2011

    I’m No-bama!

    Thumb up +1

     
  214. Snowball the Sourpuss

    May 23rd, 2011

    3 words: Aqua Velvet.

    Thumb up 0

     
  215. Angry Pancreas

    May 23rd, 2011

    I won’t touch America in the morning and then just walk away.

    Thumb up +1

     
  216. sig94

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe! Joe! He’s our man!
    He doesn’t miss when he uses the can!

    Thumb up +2

     
  217. Pickled Liver

    May 23rd, 2011

    35% Against and 75% For
    Biden 2016

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  218. cfm990

    May 23rd, 2011

    Addendum to a previous comment.

    Bidet 2016.
    A fountain of nolledge and experience

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  219. Edith McCrotch

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden 2016 -

    “Put a Fizzle to Your Shanizzle.”

    Thumb up +1

     
  220. Pickled Liver

    May 23rd, 2011

    Not as Dumb as I luk!

    Thumb up +1

     
  221. BigJacket

    May 23rd, 2011

    Vote me President…because it’s a big F’ing deal, as you know.

    Thumb up +1

     
  222. sig94

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden in 2012, because -
    Into every life,
    A little Joe must fall.

    Thumb up +2

     
  223. beachmom

    May 23rd, 2011

    Even when I’m right, I’ll only be wrong 30% of the time.

    Thumb up +1

     
  224. Edith McCrotch

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016 -

    “That’s My Joe-Joe”

    Thumb up 0

     
  225. Merle

    May 23rd, 2011

    Vote for Biden 2016-Viagra doesn’t work .

    Thumb up +1

     
  226. sig94

    May 23rd, 2011

    This is America.
    This is America on Joe.
    Get the picture?

    Thumb up +2

     
  227. beachmom

    May 23rd, 2011

    My speeches will be short.

    Thumb up +1

     
  228. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    Unlike my predecessor, I guess I’m old-fashioned…
    I only had one mother, one father and one country of birth.

    Thumb up +2

     
  229. rswannabe

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden: ” Keep your eye on me this election. I’m going to be like a train wreck, you won’t be able to look away”

    Thumb up +1

     
  230. sig94

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden in 2012!
    Because someone will loan him big boy pants.

    Thumb up +1

     
  231. beachmom

    May 23rd, 2011

    I’ll spend more so we don’t go broke!

    Thumb up +2

     
  232. Angry Pancreas

    May 23rd, 2011

    Cat food in every pantry and Ramen in every pot.

    Thumb up +1

     
  233. beachmom

    May 23rd, 2011

    What’s golf?

    Thumb up +3

     
  234. beachmom

    May 23rd, 2011

    Gaffes don’t hurt me.

    Thumb up +1

     
  235. Snowball the Sourpuss

    May 23rd, 2011

    “Look at that dope!”

    Joe, buddy, that’s a mirror…

    Thumb up +2

     
  236. Merle

    May 23rd, 2011

    This day shall live in enema-i me .Vote for Joe 2016

    Thumb up +1

     
  237. Dyrewulf

    May 23rd, 2011

    “Life is like a box of Chocolate!”

    Thumb up +1

     
  238. Dyrewulf

    May 23rd, 2011

    (You could do a Forest Biden poster…)

    Thumb up +2

     
  239. Edith McCrotch

    May 23rd, 2011

    “Smarter Than a 5th Grader !!”

    Thumb up +2

     
  240. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    Talk about torture, I want to ban waterboarding…
    Did it once in Hawaii…nearly fucking drowned.

    Thumb up +2

     
  241. Navy Squid

    May 23rd, 2011

    “Hope and Change” **

    ** Once a plagiarist, always a plagiarist!

    Thumb up +3

     
  242. Merle

    May 23rd, 2011

    Muslim artifact’s forsale .

    Vote Biden 2016.

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  243. sig94

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden: Because Putin needs another bitch

    Thumb up +1

     
  244. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    There will be no more filthy vegetable gardens at the WH…
    although we’re thinking of setting up a microbrewery.

    Thumb up +2

     
  245. sig94

    May 23rd, 2011

    Vote for Biden in 2012.
    His ass fits Bibi’s boot better.

    Thumb up +1

     
  246. Edith McCrotch

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden 2016 -

    “Not as Radical as you think !!”

    Thumb up +1

     
  247. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    I don’t play basketball…
    but I’ve almost mastered shuffleboard.

    Thumb up +1

     
  248. Edith McCrotch

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden 2016 -

    “Clean, light skinned and with no Negro dialect !!”

    Thumb up +1

     
  249. Edith McCrotch

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden – Pinheads above the rest.

    Thumb up +1

     
  250. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    I don’t need no stinking teleprompter…
    I can blather on for hours with no help whatsoever.

    Thumb up +2

     
  251. Edith McCrotch

    May 23rd, 2011

    Your Joe Biden Picks a Winner !!

    Thumb up 0

     
  252. Angry Pancreas

    May 23rd, 2011

    I’ll make welfare fun again

    Thumb up +3

     
  253. cfm990

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden. The short bus to a better America.

    Thumb up +5

     
  254. Nunya

    May 23rd, 2011

    Vote for Joey B: He’s too young to retire, too old to flip burgers, and not quite dead yet

    Thumb up +2

     
  255. Nunya

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden 2016: ONE job saved!

    Thumb up +4

     
  256. Nunya

    May 23rd, 2011

    Vote for Joe Biden in 2016 so that incumbent President Palin will stop giving me atomic wedgies!

    Thumb up +2

     
  257. Angry Pancreas

    May 23rd, 2011

    0bama/Biden 2016
    No wait. Reverse that.
    2016 0bama/Biden.
    There. That looks better.
    *
    *
    *

    D’oh!

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  258. Edith McCrotch

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden – When 2nd best is good enough.

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  259. Snowball the Sourpuss

    May 23rd, 2011

    Puting the “I” in Biden since the 8th grade!

    Thumb up +2

     
  260. Marmo

    May 23rd, 2011

    Moving forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

    Joe “BFD” Biden 2012

    (as stolen from Futurama)

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  261. Snowball the Sourpuss

    May 23rd, 2011

    Because I’m the most experienced since anybody!

    Thumb up +1

     
  262. Marmo

    May 23rd, 2011

    Rewinning the Future.

    Joe “Scranton” Biden 2012

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  263. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    I’m as American as Mom and apple streudel.

    Thumb up +4

     
  264. Marmo

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden/Hillary Clinton – Plugs and Jugs 2012

    Thumb up +4

     
  265. Snowball the Sourpuss

    May 23rd, 2011

    Because I’m (slightly) smarter than Ruprect the Monkey Boy.

    Thumb up +1

     
  266. Edith McCrotch

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden – “It’s A-OK to criticise the POTUS again boys and girls !!”

    Thumb up +2

     
  267. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    I think I’m in pretty good shape for…
    …how old am I again?
    Whoa…REALLY???

    Thumb up +1

     
  268. 99th Squad Leader

    May 23rd, 2011

    Stare into the future with Joe

    Thumb up +1

     
  269. Marmo

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden – the high speed rail in your presidential future.

    Thumb up +1

     
  270. Piker

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden:Because it would be Racist not to vote for Obama’s shadow.

    Thumb up +2

     
  271. Marmo

    May 23rd, 2011

    Get bilked?

    Joe “Mofo” Biden 2012

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  272. Spartan

    May 23rd, 2011

    When all else fails, Vote Joe!!

    Thumb up +1

     
  273. 99th Squad Leader

    May 23rd, 2011

    Hi, I’m Joe Biden and I’m running for President ’cause walking takes to long.

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  274. Piker

    May 23rd, 2011

    “Joe Biden is smarter than a potatoe, and you can quote me on that.” ~ Dan Quayle

    Thumb up +1

     
  275. The Looking Spoon

    May 23rd, 2011

    Waiting For Stuporman

    Thumb up +1

     
  276. Snowball the Sourpuss

    May 23rd, 2011

    Whining!

    Thumb up +2

     
  277. Piker

    May 23rd, 2011

    “I’m the one you are still waiting for” ~ Joe Biden

    Thumb up +1

     
  278. The Looking Spoon

    May 23rd, 2011

    No matter how deep Soros’s hand goes I’ll still say what I want.

    Thumb up +1

     
  279. TCNC

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden – I know what it means to be number 2.

    Thumb up +2

     
  280. The Looking Spoon

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden-Tourettes 2016

    Thumb up +2

     
  281. Guitar Mike

    May 23rd, 2011

    Astro glidin’ with Biden

    Thumb up +1

     
  282. Guitar Mike

    May 23rd, 2011

    We put the “K” in quality

    Thumb up +3

     
  283. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    After 8 years as Obama’s life insurance policy, it’s MY turn.
    A deal’s a deal.

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  284. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    Vote Joe Robinette Biden…that’s right, boys and girls.
    ROBINETTE!
    …it might sound gay…but at least it’s not Muslim.

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  285. Snowball the Sourpuss

    May 23rd, 2011

    I’ll extend my hand to show I have no arms.

    Thumb up +1

     
  286. plf5403

    May 23rd, 2011

    Will SOMEBODY please be my Veep!

    Thumb up +1

     
  287. Snowball the Sourpuss

    May 23rd, 2011

    I’m the placebo you’ve been waiting for.

    Thumb up +1

     
  288. MDr

    May 23rd, 2011

    I’m a big f**king Dil(do)

    Thumb up 0

     
  289. Jethro

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden 2016 – waiting for the sloppy seconds….

    Thumb up +1

     
  290. The Looking Spoon

    May 23rd, 2011

    You’ll never see golf or play basketball because I can’t do math

    Thumb up +1

     
  291. The Looking Spoon

    May 23rd, 2011

    Make me the next American Idle

    Thumb up +2

     
  292. Angry Pancreas

    May 23rd, 2011

    Can I at least be First Lady?

    Thumb up +2

     
  293. Marmo

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden – A Man You Can Trust
    Sheriff of Recovery Summer 2009

    (From June 2009 – Nov 2012)

    Thumb up 0

     
  294. Marmo

    May 23rd, 2011

    Hola! Es ustedes illegal-o?
    No problem-o!
    Vote-o Jose “El Burro Loco” Biden

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  295. Snowball the Sourpuss

    May 23rd, 2011

    I’m trying to be less self-defacting, but I really suck at it.

    Thumb up 0

     
  296. Chuck U Farley

    May 23rd, 2011

    “Erf” – Vote Joe 2016

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  297. Chuck U Farley

    May 23rd, 2011

    “I’ll match my ‘Mrs. Hotchkiss’ Finishing School for Young Gentlemen’ diploma against yours anyday, buddy boy!”

    Thumb up 0

     
  298. Chuck U Farley

    May 23rd, 2011

    “Is this thing on?….Hello?….Is anyone out there?”

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  299. Marmo

    May 23rd, 2011

    Snowball, you might mean self-deprecating. So yeah, I guess you do suck at it. :)

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  300. Chuck U Farley

    May 23rd, 2011

    At least when I’m in the Oval Office I won’t get stuck in any corners.

    …like I always did in the Senate.

    Thumb up +1

     
  301. cfm990

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden ADHD
    American Democrats Hopeful Decision

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  302. Snowball the Sourpuss

    May 23rd, 2011

    Marmo – That was Joe saying it and messing it up.

    Thumb up 0

     
  303. Chuck U Farley

    May 23rd, 2011

    Bumping into walls – so you don’t have to.

    Thumb up +2

     
  304. Chuck U Farley

    May 23rd, 2011

    “I are smart” – Joe Biden 2016

    Thumb up 0

     
  305. Marmo

    May 23rd, 2011

    Snowball, sorry about that. I missed the context. I just got back from a bike ride and didn’t catch up properly.

    Thumb up +1

     
  306. Chuck U Farley

    May 23rd, 2011

    “I are smart” – Paid for by the ‘The Committee to re-elect Joe Biden Vice-President 2016′

    (Please, don’t bother to contact us, we already know. Believe us, we already know.)

    Thumb up +2

     
  307. jbinnout

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden Understands Train Transit (BUTT)

    Thumb up +2

     
  308. Marmo

    May 23rd, 2011

    Bullet Trains in Every Town and a Plug in Every Anus.

    Yeah, I don’t know where I was going with that…

    Biden or Something 2016

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  309. The Looking Spoon

    May 23rd, 2011

    Keep the hop and chainj comin’

    Thumb up 0

     
  310. Dre NJ

    May 23rd, 2011

    Biden ’16– Where mediocrity is job 1…

    Thumb up +1

     
  311. Mr.Gates

    May 23rd, 2011

    Just wait till you see Amtrak One!

    Thumb up 0

     
  312. Mr.Gates

    May 23rd, 2011

    A puppy in every pot!

    Thumb up 0

     
  313. The Looking Spoon

    May 23rd, 2011

    Damn, prezident is way harder to spell than VP

    Thumb up +1

     
  314. Mr.Gates

    May 23rd, 2011

    A new web site number for America!

    Thumb up 0

     
  315. Mr.Gates

    May 23rd, 2011

    Joe Biden: Let’s airhead America!

    Thumb up 0

     
  316. The Looking Spoon

    May 23rd, 2011

    I put the “ass” in “U ASS A”

    Thumb up +1

     
  317. I know the chronologically prejudiced contest has ended…unfortunately, I have no f’n on/off switch…so I have to get this out of me otherwise it will fester and get all pusy and infected.

    Geronimo Joe-Biden 2016

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  318. Merle

    May 23rd, 2011

    Worried about your social secuity, i’m not I got a gov’t retirement program and its great ! vote for JB n 16

    Thumb up 0

     
  319. Merle

    May 23rd, 2011

    Wow ,this was a contest, and it’s over anyone named michelleo please Sing !

    Thumb up 0

     
  320. norman einstein

    May 23rd, 2011

    @Alfa06 dba MDB, where does it say it’s ended?

    Thumb up 0

     
  321. montana_jim

    May 23rd, 2011

    …Need a new “Chia Pet” Christmas gift idea?

    Thumb up 0

     
  322. @norman-
    The furry hatted one hisself posted the winner…

    http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=76955

    Bet you a stogie he’s sleeping with at least one of them!
    This shit be fixed by The Man!

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  323. …You’re right norman!…It’s not over until the PEOPLE say IT’S OVER!…Are we going to let Big Furry Brother and his islamohomophobic lieutenants at the IOTW deny us of our basic right to laughter?…They can’t stop us from playing…a simple act of random comedy DENIED by IOTW?….I for one, am not going to get on my knees and submit to the unreasonable…some might say repressive demands of the digital overlords…NOT ME NORMAN! I WILL FIGHT …I WILL FIGHT Until my battery dies….

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  324. Stupid Does As Stupid Is-Biden 2016

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  325. Jim Hlavac

    May 24th, 2011

    Well, then, obviously Biden is here trolling around — he gave me and Ginger the only negatives, and no one else. And that’s because he thinks gays and ladies who like us (thanks Ginger!) are only on his side, and he can’t fathom a gay tea party person – so the bastard gave me and Ginger negatives. Geez, what a putz. (I know no person here gave me or Ginger the only negatives out of 333 comments! For sure! :) )

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  326. Anonymous

    September 22nd, 2011

    My penis hurts

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