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May 13th, 2011
LOL er.. Lililililililili!!!
Is that a…car seat cover?
Laughing so hard. Peed in pants.
Dan Ryan Galt
ShamWow A P.
Combat Matt, Certified non-kenyan
Normally these women have bear pelts like Demi.
Praise be to Alchemy.
I am avid reader of forum. It is this that I purchase the product. I must relay story to you and all readers.
You will never believe story, but here goes the story…
I was visiting brother on his farm. He is very wealthy with many many goats.
I and him were checking his very nice herd when I notice one in paticular female looking my way.
Later that night I couldn’t sleep very well on the comfortable bed of my brothers house.
I took a walk and couldn’t stop thinking of beautiful goat….
cont. page 74
LITERALLY LOL – Great – Mr. Pinko
I really expected to see, “GOAT FANCY” when I clicked on the thread. lol
Dear Tenthouse Forum.
It was a beautiful spring evening in the Tora Boras. I was tending the flock, daydreaming of world sharia. Out of nowhere, came this smoking hot Nubian, from Ahmed’s flock. I’ve had my eye on her for a while now. Allah be praised, I couldn’t believe my luck. She trotted over and gave me a playful little butt on the leg. I knew then, tonight was the night. My knees nearly gave way, when she looked me in the eye and said, “baaa ba baaaa.”
@ Achmed McCrotch. You beat me to it.
Damn that is as HOT as two camels humping in the middle of a hot desert.
Hmmmm, no mention of a goat centerfold?
@ cfm990 -
Praise Allah…I am faster “stroker” of keyboards than you…
I'm Palin's Huckleberry
“what happens on the “farm”…,
stays at the farm…
and the sheep aint talkin !
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B.S. Bullshit typical CIA-101 tactic. Just like they did with Saddam and his “gay sex tape” crap.
This administration is the most incompetent ever. They probably threw the body right into the ocean (if they really did?) because it would show they that they shot UBL unarmed and from the back.
I have no respect for these people.
Loping The Camel – Extensive Porn Stash Found Among Osama’s Belongings
That would be a “goatfold” as opposed to gatefold
Hey! So the guy liked to look at a little porn is that the worst thing in the world?
Oh wait a Minute. Never mind.
It won’t sell. Not nearly enough goat.
dapenguin in Alaska
thank you for the beautiful camel photos especially the one on page 69. Those silly infidels and their fascination with cars. Camels are much better after all you can only get so much pleasure from a car.
All the Akbar
While shopping in the bazaar I spied this 9 year old and XXX XXXX XXX XXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXX XXXX
XXXXXXX XXX XXXXX XXXX. Praise Allah for Temporary Marriages.
Le Plume de Moe Tom
BFH “Tenthouse” hillarious.
Dear Tenthouse ( You Evil Force Of American Satan Propaganda ) Praise be Allah,
I have taken the liberty to swear universal FATWA on all the misguided unfortunates at your staff for continually mocking Islamic Reverence and alleged sexual attraction for GOATS ( A useful but cloven hoofed animal )
As any one in the Middle East knows…It is Palestinians who practice this unfortunate alleged liason…The rest of us prefer Asses.
* Please send as many back issues of Tenthouse to the enclosed address….and we shall be merciful, Also we are amenable to bribes for FATWA Lifting which we prefer to call fees *
That is all,
Mullah Huseen I Smellasbadasilook X
Ewe make me horny.
Revenge of the donkey:
Hysterical! – Mr. Pinko
That’s my cousin Shelik !!!!
Brian in BC
Just landed in Vancouver, going through customs, my wife and I look to our right after our first interview to see a man (dressed like any mid-thirties North American male), his two twin boys (in their normal 5 year old type clothing) and his wife/their mom in her “beekeepers suit” getting pulled aside for additional questioning…an immediate deep rooted anger emerged in my gut as we cleared our second inspector. Here’s some bozo landing in Canada, with a wardrobe of reasonable attire, making his wife look like an “accessory” while asking to be let in…grrrrrr…here’s the deal “Achmed”, in this country, we need to see your wife’s face…because we think people are beautiful and free. She and your kids are welcome, you…get the fuck out.
Did you check out the Ewe on Ewe action on page 37?
Jenn of the Jungle
May 14th, 2011
Can we all call to arms here? If we spent as much time here as spending saving our beloved country maybe we can do someting. Dont get me wrong, I love this site and everyone is patriotic but when is enough enough? It really might come down to that. The ONE does have SOROS backing him.
Big, from reports I’ve seen, all the porno was of girls. The man has got six wives. What the hell is “boys boys boys” on this poster for? Stick to your hetero crap and leave us gay guys out of it. This is what infuriates me.
Of course, after a very happy birthday party, I could be drunk. I don’t know. But last I looked, a man with six wives and friends burning gay guys in open pits isn’t looking at gay porn, or boys. Or am I mistaken somehow? Or are you just delusional?
Sorry, buddy, but something don’t add up, and I’m very good at math.
@Jim, apparently you missed this PBS documentary:
Its called a joke. Get over it.
Oh and happy birthday.
You know Big, and all, I’m not opposed to smashing Big Laden; it’s personal, as I’ve made known clear here. And frankly I’m drunk, sorry; it was a wonderful b-day party. But this is the very thing I must rail against. What proof do you have that Osama was looking at “boy” porn? What proof? Everything, 100%, points to “girls.” Come up with something, and I’ll alter my position, I don’t know how until I see the proof.
Yet, your most prominent thing on that poster is “boys,” over and over and over and over “boys.” And given the delusional claim in this country that gay guys are boy molesters — you aid and abet that mentality; and thus make my cause all the more difficult.
You claim to be for “truth” and “reality” and “honesty,” and such — where is the proof that any of the porn was “boys”? Where?
Again, this is what infuriates me no end. Pick on Obama, Osama, Frank, Pelosi, Al-whomever and Al Gore, and the rest, and I’m there with you — but when will you bring up the “Right” side — which is so Communist in thinking I can’t even go into now, being drunk — still, what’s with condemning gay folks on the “boy” bit? That’s what it does, that’s what you’re doing. Guilt by association, which you blame liberals on all the time. I’m sorry, but it’s Honey Badger time, go look at your videos.
I’m disgusted. And I don’t care if you are either, because I dare to point out the obvious. The word “boy” should be “girl”. Get the story, um, “straight.”
Where’s the proof that it was “boys.” Present it, and I will still my infuriated heart, even apologize, quickly, for the truth will set me free. Otherwise, stick to the hetero crap he was viewing. It was “girls” “girls” girls”
Unless I missed something while I was at a party. Six wives AND boy porn? Man, he was busy.
@Stanley, there is no joke whatsoever in implying or implicating any man with molesting boys. Even worse, the most heinous terrorist with molesting boys. Particularly in today’s American political climate, which seeks to accuse all gay men of boy molesting. There is no joke in this whatsoever. None, ever. It’s a crime. Boy porn is a crime which gay men are accused of without proof of any kind, as a purposeful attempt to squash us. Crimes are not jokes. Nor is squashing gay men with false criminal charges. Learn the difference. It’s called “liberty for all” if you haven’t heard. This is treading on me. I’m pissed. In both the English and American sense of the word.
Whine whine whine poor me.
Must be a bitch(pun not intended)living in your world.
You know people, and I’m sorry I got to say this, not because I apologize, but because it’s so friggin’ obvious — gay guys, us gay boys, we are like Trig, Palin’s son. We’re not “normal,” no. I accept that; I’m a loon; crazy even. I have argued incessantly here: put us on the autism spectrum and be done with us. Tomorrow on my blog I’ll show you two pictures that might help you realize this; I urge you to come see. But if picking on Trig is unfair, then so is picking on gay guys. We’re just not “normal.” So who gives a flying Wallenda? (Oh I hate cursing. But fuck it.) But like Trig, this is what you get. Us. And I somehow, prayerfully, hope that otherwise rational woman and you all see this one day. We’re not apart of whatever the hell is going on. And “boys boys boys boys” on that poster is picking on Trig like picking on me. Egad, get a grip. It’s like a liberal got hold of this site for a night.
@Jim, you’re not very reasonable when you drink. Happy Birthday. Go to sleep.
Bring in the Porn, and Other Osama/Obama News
There are no reports that Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, أسامة بن محمد بن عوض بن لادن, the Butcher of 9/11 recently killed by Barack bin Obama with some assistance from U.S. Navy SEALs, also enjoyed lap dances but we now know he was a porn aficionado as well as a mayhem maven.
Our government is being as mum about OBL’s stash of pornography on his computer(s) as it is about his final candid photographs as shot (pun) by our SEALs but we’re as sure as shooting (another pun) that he had an “extensive” collection of dirty pictures and who knows what else on those computers which, not incidentally, are an invention of those Western devils he used to despise.
Roger Simon argues that Obama and Company can keep the bloody pictures, that is, Osama’s head shots, if they really believe they would be disturbing to Americans and to already-disturbed Muslims.
As rational people are aware, Americans have seen far more graphic photos, including pictures of people hurling themselves off the WTC to escape incineration and pictures of the 9/11 aftermath and, as already noted, Muslims are quite disturbed anyway and hardly require pics to disturb them more. However, there’s no excuse, even government obtuseness, not to publicize OBL’s porn penchant which is a whole other story.
Simon says, “The kind of pornography a man looks at it gives us a certain insight into him. I can’t even begin to guess what excited bin Laden’s twisted brain. It could be something quite banal or something, shall we say, rather outré. I leave that to your imagination . . . Besides that, the promulgation of bin Laden’s porn choices would reduce this holy man further and continue to mock him as a pathetic old man:” http://bit.ly/jI1ygu
So, release the porn and let the riyal chips fall where they may!
In related news, the Washington Post, a subsidiary of the Obama administration along with the vast majority of the MSM, went off the plantation in reporting that Obama’s Pentagon is considering permitting families of captured OBL fanatics at GITMO to visit their imprisoned loved ones.
At the instigation of the International Committee of the Red Cross, . . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=4452)
Honey Badger DGAS
Hi Jim hope the birthday libations are going swimmingly.
I don’t think people are equating gay men to pedophiles in this instance. Not that it hasn’t been done in the past but this is a different situation. They are equating Muslims to pedophiles.
I thought it was somewhat common knowledge that the Muslims like boys. They all claim to be straight but they like boys. It’s a side effect of Islam that has led them to this place. Since women are filthy and to be avoided they turn to other men and boys.
Good night Jim
@Stanley, true. Now if you were a snake instead of a chemilain (oh spelling yikes at this hour) we might veha been …
Oh man, true, good night. Yeesh.
No clitoridectomy closeup shots ?
YOU ARE DEAD TO ME TENTHOUSE !
Mee bin Spankinit
@ Jim – The page at the LA times has apparently expired, but I found this :
Daud is unmarried and has sex only with men and boys. But he does not consider himself homosexual, at least not in the Western sense. “I like boys, but I like girls better,” he says. “It’s just that we can’t see the women to see if they are beautiful. But we can see the boys, and so we can tell which of them is beautiful.”
It gets better :
Now that Taleban rule is over in Mullah Omar’s former southern stronghold, it is not only televisions, kites and razors which have begun to emerge. Visible again, too, are men with their ‘ashna’, or beloveds: young boys they have groomed for sex. Kandahar’s Pashtuns have been notorious for their homosexuality for centuries, particularly their fondness for naive young boys. Before the Taleban arrived in 1994, the streets were filled with teenagers and their sugar daddies, flaunting their relationship. It is called the homosexual capital of south Asia. Such is the Pashtun obsession with sodomy—locals tell you that birds fly over the city using only one wing, the other covering their posterior—that the rape of young boys by warlords was one of the key factors in Mullah Omar mobilising the Taleban.
maybe a falafel….
Fur, you made in on American Thinker this morning, your Tenthouse is a hit. Congrats!
opps, it on American Thinker.
This is whack. You people tolerate Johnny Ass Banging One Note and his constant defense of his perverted shit and yet you go after Bud like the Hounds of Hell for a relatively mild comment of disagreement on a stupid sticky pad thread. Do you eat your dead after you kill them too?
Let’s get this straight. Monogamous homosexuality is not the norm. The untold billions spent on fighting AIDs was precipitated by proflagrate promiscuity. I worked vice. I saw the constant pairing off in parking lots & gay bars and the bullshit associated with that sort of conduct.
The rise in AIDS in NYS prison male populations was a cause for great concern in the 80′s. These men admitted freely to staff nurses that they had three or four different sexual contacts EVERY NIGHT while they were not incarcerated. Over a thousand different men a year. That’s why AIDS took off and that’s why it killed so many because it was treated politically rather than as a sexually transmitted disease. If a straight male needed to have sex with three or four different women every day you’d say there is something wrong with him. Yet gays get a pass.
Ya know what? Happy birthday Jim. I could give a flying fuck what you did with your cock or your ass the last forty years. I’m just sick of hearing about your sexual proclivities and your constant whining as you seek acceptance. You’re a pervert because you let your dick define you as a person.
We have allowed the perverts to put us on the defensive. The questions is not “Why are we denying equals rights to homosexuals.” The question is this:
“Why should the social mores of an entire society be cast aside in order to accomodate the wishes of a very small minority who want to openly engage in high risk sex?”.
Gays don’t want to honestly discuss “Gay Culture”…cause y’know Hetero Breeders are….ummmm…ignorant & paranoid homophobic bible clingers…
“Twink or twinkie is a gay slang term describing a young or young-looking gay man (in his late teens or early twenties) with a slender, ectomorph build, little or no body hair, and no facial hair. In some societies, the term chick or chicken is preferred. The related term twinkle-toes, which implies that a man is effeminate, tends to be used in a derogatory manner. The terms can be complimentary or pejorative.”
Cause “Pedarasts” are litigating this cause Y’know Teens have rights…
“Why should the social mores of an entire society be cast aside in order to accomodate the wishes of a very small minority who want to openly engage in high risk sex?”.
The most definitive study on homosexuality was generated by the US Centers for Disease Control’s National Center for Health Statistics “reveals that only 2.3% of the population considers themselves homosexual. The statistics come from a 2002 National Survey of Family Growth and are based on 12,571 interviews with men and women ages 15-44 years of age.”
This contrasts sharply with the “10% of the population is queer” lie foisted by the perverts. The abortionists did the same thing in the early 70′s by stating that “back alley” abortions killed tens of thousands of women a year when in fact the Centers for Disease COntrol never reported more than 30 a year.
The NHSLS study found that only 0.9% of men and 0.4% of women reported having only same-sexual partners since age 18, a figure that would represent a total of only 1.4 million Americans as homosexual.
Now reframe the question:
“Why should 309 million Americans cast aside social mores that have been venerated for thousands of years in order to accomodate 1.4 million men who want to be accepted for engaging in high risk sex?”
I dunno Sig94…Why do adults allow children to take hormones for sex re-assignment surgery?
Why are transexuals litigating to have birth certificates changed to reflect their new gender status?
Why has the legal gender definition of female changed?
Why do young men wear eye make-up & fingernail polish?
It’s all gotten really weird….I’ll blame Oprah today…I think she and Phil Donahue started it.
@Workingclass – I could pass this off as everyone just losing their everlovin’ minds but it is too serious to dismiss as a temporary aberration. Oprah and Phil are just manifestations of the disease. It is the value neutral environment of the schools and too many homes that I blame. If nothing else, the Muslims beat their moral values into their children and it sticks.
Kids are not brought up in a vacuum. They soak up whatever they are exposed to and if you do not present clear, unequivical moral principles on a consistent basis they will pick up whatever they need from the TV and their friends.
Historically…at least in the West ( The Orient is kinda a whole different ballgame )
Culture is a fluid thing. Most of the stuff going on now is truly an epic flip of the usual balance/flow for lack of a better description. Fringe concerns and behavior have always danced around at influencing the majority of any society and usually this might occur over a long period of time, of course the 20th century changed all that. Now Revolutions happen in short spurts where separate groups might temporarily band together to achieve
the instant gratification of Anarchy. It is the petulant politics of adolescents…Sort of a collective temper tantrum.
This will end in a big push back that could get ugly. just sayin’
@workingclass – for so many centuries the world’s cultures were influenced by few things – like invasions. The Romans did this by assimilating the religions of the various peoples they conquered into their own State religion. This caused the early Christians a lot of grief because they would not assimilate and were perceived as just a weird Jewish cult by their Roman rulers.
I agree, there always has been a fringe but they were ignored, repressed or killed for the most part. Now with modern communications and the publics’ freakish addiction to off the wall garbage, the finge circus receives much more exposure. What would Jesus have done with Tweeter and Facebook, eh?
Push back? Yeah. Big time possiblities. Things may get very interesting in the not too distant future.
Some of my favorite blogs are written by cultural theorists who happen to be either christian or jewish. Most of these are thoughtful and many have a great twist on humor.
For example Satan’s Blog is a great commentary on the continual degeneration of culture…and well written by someone well versed in christian ethics & history.
Again…It’s not that I’m a puritan, and I’m not anti-gay ( My twin brother is gay & I don’t want him or anyone else persecuted ) I just call it as I see it…especially when there is a lot of BS
To me this is not a quest for equality…It is anarchy & an attack on Religious Institutions in America, an attempt to usurp the traditional role of churches in America as constructive moral authorities & critics. This tactic is indicative to secularist totalitarianism as seen in France, Russia,China, Germany,Japan etc. Where a “Pagan” Worship of the state replaces the influence of traditional religious culture. In the West it is push back against Judeo-Christian influence. In the far east against Buddism & Hinduism.
I do not consider Islam to be in this category since it is a failed hybrid and was always a political tool for conquest not conversion.
All I want is common sense & trying to convince me that these fringes should overturn the foundation of eons of philosophical evolution that actually benefited mankind makes about as much sense as expecting science to prove or disprove the existence of GOD ( But they will still try won’t they…that is how confused these folks are )
It is an ancient battle…just sayin’
The Romans had an interesting tactic that is best described as a 2 step process…
1. Make an offer that you can’t refuse ( sound familiar )
2. Kill most of the conquered population except the healthy breeding stock to be enslaved and conscripted & the uppercrusts who were easily corrupted and often aided in the conquest of their fellow countrymen.
Not that I would want to return to that…But it was a very effective strategy…and gave us indoor plumbing & paved roads…just sayin’
@workingclass – Thank you. I went to http://www.blogginsatan.com and was very pleasantly surprised.
To those wondering what it is, the blog is partially written from Satan’s POV and how he delights in deceiving Mankind and individuals.
Yeah…the author of that blog is obviously a fan of C.S. Lewis
Is it really a surprise that porn was found on Bin Laden’s hard drives? He was stuck in that compound for a long long time……. And, What would be real news is a harddrive out there in the world that DOESN’T contain porn.
May 15th, 2011
Where the hell is jim?
From OBL’s secret stash
[...] More fine work by the IOTW guys. [...]
May 16th, 2011
The Dirty Old Dude of Abbottabad and His Holy Prophet, Muhammad
The Muslim world has rejected as more filthy propaganda from the Great Satan that their hero who now swims with the fishes was, in fact, a dirty old man.
The treasure trove of computer data removed from Osama bin Laden’s less than sumptuous pad in Abbottabad two weeks ago by our Navy SEALs after President Obama killed him included other goodies besides Al Qaeda terrorist booty. It seems the Lion Sheikh Al-Mujahid, better known as the Butcher of 9/11, had other booty on his terrorist mind and computers, namely a “fairly extensive” trove of pornography.
According to the DailyBeast.com, porn, “Called fuhsha in Arabic, . . . is considered haram, or illegal . . . because it publically exposes a person’s awrah, the Arabic word for the zones forbidden from public eye” although Georgetown University’s Christine Fair points out, “Some of the Muslim societies that are the most repressive toward women . . . also have some of the highest rates of pornography usage in the world:” http://bit.ly/mE1yjf.
Demonstrating a total lack of respect and deference to the deceased, the New York Post, with no input from either the SEALs or our intelligence community, postulated what IOwntheWorld.com disrespectfully characterized as a ”tongue in goat cheek” listing of OBL’s fave porn files. Among them are “Talibuns,” “Debbie Does Abbottabad,” ”Oral Qaeda,” and “Behind the Green Burqa.” (http://bit.ly/mC6yyR)
And so we face a creeping, creepy conundrum, If Osama, despite all his admirable attributes, was a closet porn freak or if he dabbled in fuhsha mainly to entice his youngest wife into sareer (bed) and forget he was a perv, is he guilty of haram?
In any event, Muslim fans of the mass murderer the world over were inflamed by the allegation that their guy was a dirty old man instead of being a 24/7 committed, murder mastermind. Of course, it doesn’t take much to inflame that very flammable people who can erupt into flames at the drop of a bomb.
Others, principally those who don’t know which side of the War on Terror they are on, among whom is Wired’s Spencer Abraham, suggest the CIA planted the salacious stash: http://yhoo.it/ioeXw5.
That doesn’t make a whole lot of sense considering the effect such a planting would certainly have on those fiery Muslims.
If the other curious conspiratorial suggestion–that it was all a scam designed to effect our enemy’s disenchantment with OBL by exposing how he spent his free time in his hovel–had any validity, that’s even dumber since it would take a helluva lot more than dirty pictures to dissuade Islamists from loving him or to alter their dedication to destroying the West.
I, however, am willing to give Osama the benefit of a doubt, not with regard to the fact he sucks and should be eaten by trash fish then by sharks and regurgitated or that he was evidently as much interested, or more, in naked Westerners showing and utilizing their private parts. I will afford him that benefit since he was merely following comparable tradition set by his “Holy Prophet,” Mohammad, Muhammad, or plain ol’ Mo, as I like to call him.
Mo or Muhammad ibn ‘Abdullāh was a real trip in his day almost 15 centuries ago. Founder of of Islam, messenger and prophet of his god, Allah, last law-bearer in a series of Muslims, last prophet of Islam as taught by the Qur’an, aka the Holy Koran, Mo was also a statesman, of sorts, a warrior, conqueror, orator, philosopher, reformer, and many other great things, or says Wikipedia.
That “free encyclopedia” doesn’t say much about Mo’s being a merciless, bloody murderer of his opponents and of any innocents who stood in his way.
Mo was fortunate enough to have Allah speak to him directly to reveal his truths and is probably best known to Americans as the inspiration, in conjunction with Allah, for Mohammed Atta plunging an airliner into the World Trade Center . . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=4467)
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