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by snark and boobs Mackenzie Phillips Gives New, Grossly Disturbing Meaning to the Term “Daddy’s Girl.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M82CUd6isyY
ONE DAD AT A TIME I think. I can’t really confirm, I haven’t read the book nor did I watch the Oprah special due to a self-imposed ban. (I will never forgive her for President Obama-prah. However… for Schadenfreude purposes I may have to lift that ban for one day.) You see, the MacKenzie Phillips interview is a 2 part, Very Special Episode, so I may watch tomorrow. Shaddup. I’m weak! I’ll update if it turns out she also slammed some step-dads or something. This is what I’ve learned so far:
It’s the dark secret she’s kept for decades, a secret shame finally revealed. Former child star Mackenzie Phillips claims in a new explosive tell-all book that she had an incestuous affair with her father, John Phillips, leader of the famed ’60s pop group the Mamas and the Papas – a long-term relationship that grew to be consensual.
In “High on Arrival,” out Wednesday, Phillips describes emerging from a blackout to find herself engaging in intercourse with her dad – on the night before her wedding, People.com reports.
”On the eve of my wedding, my father showed up, determined to stop it,” she writes. “I had tons of pills, and Dad had tons of everything, too. Eventually I passed out on Dad’s bed. My father was not a man with boundaries. He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father.”
One lucky groom, huh?! What a lovely blushing bride.
Afterward, she entered rehab – with her dad. As Mackenzie struggled with her addiction, the affair with her father ultimately became consensual.
“I was a fragment of a person, and my secret isolated me,” she writes in the new book. ”One night, Dad said, ‘We could just run away to a country where no one would look down on us. There are countries where this is an accepted practice. Maybe Fiji.’ “He was completely delusional. ‘No,’ I thought, ‘we’re going to hell for this.’ “
Well, that explains it. Everyone has heard of the old “the family that rehabs together, breeds together!” Huh. I wonder how many times John Phillips and the other Mamas and Papas (no word yet if they also had “Daddy Issues”) in their oh-so-tolerant hippie haze mocked inbred rednecks in the South? Ah, the Summer of Love generation. I suppose “incestual” will now need to be added parenthetically before “Love.” I knew they drank electric kool-aid, but I didn’t know about the Electra Kool-aid!
At first, I thought to myself why the heck would she not only admit it, but publicize it? Then, I realized, um, SHE SLEPT WITH HER DAD. She ain’t right in the head. Bless her heart (that’s dumb redneck talk, for all you fancy smarty-pants Hollywood types. Hey, at least we keep our dirty laundry private. And the laundry isn’t dirty from, you know, having sex with our Dads!)
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September 23rd, 2009
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booker Danno
September 23rd, 2009
Do I see Shnider in the background?
JavelinaBomb
September 23rd, 2009
Ya know, it’s gettin’ so i can’t even come on this site anymore.
booker Danno
September 23rd, 2009
do you need wet wipes?
BigFurHat
September 23rd, 2009
It’s been a sordid couple of days. Would you like a wet nap?
BigFurHat
September 23rd, 2009
It just occured to me that if someone doesn’t know what crank is, in context with the article, that cartoon is pretty… um… not pretty.
JavelinaBomb
September 23rd, 2009
After this quote, “My father was not a man with boundaries. He was full of love”, I want that stuff that Michael Jackson was taking.
snarkandboobs
September 23rd, 2009
“My father was not a man with boundaries”
Boundaries? We don’t need no stinkin’ boundaries!
BigFurHat
September 23rd, 2009
“He was full of love”
Love being a Phillips Family euphemism for jizz.
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September 24th, 2009
[...] ONE DAD AT A TIME I think. I can’t really confirm, I haven’t read the book nor did I watch the Oprah special due to a self-imposed ban. (I will never forgive her for President Obama-prah. However… for Schadenfreude purposes I may have to lift that ban for one day.) You see, the MacKenzie Phillips interview is a 2 part, Very Special Episode, so I may watch tomorrow. Shaddup. I’m weak! I’ll update if it turns out she also slammed some step-dads or something. This is what I’ve learned so far: It’s the dark sRead more at http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=6801 [...]
Elektracutie
September 24th, 2009
Okay, first of all, I thought she (Mackenzie) was dead.
Second, “Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!”
TED
September 24th, 2009
No LOW is Too LOW for the left. No bottom in their barrel. Of course that’s obvious, look at our TOTUS.
cfm990
September 24th, 2009
Please tell me that on her wedding night the hubster didn’t blurt out “who’s ya daddy”.
RedStar
September 24th, 2009
Incest is best
Sorry I could not resist
Lenin
September 24th, 2009
Next on yo “Mama Cass”?
Czar of Defenestration
September 24th, 2009
What was that hit by the Mamas and Papas:
” California Seme…no…Dreamin’ ”
yeah…Dreamin’….thaaaaaat’s more like it….
Lenin
September 24th, 2009
“California Creamin’”.
Gene Pool Cleaner
September 24th, 2009
Aww hell, don’t be so hard on them. After all they were just trying to produce that Champion Breed!!!!!
penelopeSpitTake
September 24th, 2009
I used to like “California Dreaming” but now….. pass the wet nap.
penelopeSpitTake
September 24th, 2009
…..make that a dry nap!
IronyCurtain
September 24th, 2009
A shame because when he died he was just about to launch his new group The Papas On The Daughters
BigFurHat
September 24th, 2009
Mackenzie Fill-Ups
naio
September 24th, 2009
Disgusting ,sick and very sad.
BigFurHat
September 24th, 2009
The sad part is that she thinks it’s something to go public with,
complete with book tour and bright lights.
When the 15 minutes is up she will wonder what the hell she was thinking with this decision.
snarkandboobs
September 24th, 2009
Hee hee. How do you think *I* feel?… I need wet naps for my mind. Do they make those?
Also, cfm990? This: “Please tell me that on her wedding night the hubster didn’t blurt out “who’s ya daddy”.”
Could not stop giggling. Though, that phrase is now ruined for me completely. Mind’s eye traumatized!
BigFurHat
September 24th, 2009
“wet naps for the mind”
Ya – it’s called vodka.
JavelinaBomb
September 24th, 2009
Yeah, don’t use the wet naps on your eyes, that really stings. Plus it doesn’t help you un-see anything.
snarkandboobs
September 24th, 2009
Vodka! Ah, yes. I forgot about that magic nectar. I’m all lightweight and girly now, so I’ve been on a wine cooler kick. Shaddup. Apparently, I’m also 16 years old.
Javelina, that is the worst cosmic trick of all. No matter what you do, what has been seen, cannot be unseen.(unless you are Obama in church or something. Evidently, he *never* remembers what he has seen or heard. Sigh)
JavelinaBomb
September 24th, 2009
New anti-drug slogan! Hey, kids! Don’t do drugs or…Mackenzie Phillips!
BigFurHat
September 24th, 2009
I will now and forever call incest the Mackenzie Fill Up
Reiuxcat
September 24th, 2009
Mac-in-me Fill-up
Tim
September 24th, 2009
Ought to get Bob Woodward to interview John Phillips to find out if it’s even factual.
Boobie The Rocket Dog
September 24th, 2009
Bob W could probably get a ticket to hell and back.
JavelinaBomb
September 24th, 2009
As sick as this story is, something about these moral relativists acting in such a disgusting manner makes me want to pile it on(Schadenfreude?). And when I say pile-it-on, it means something different than when John Phillips said it.
Top Ten John Phillips Turn-Ons
10 Boundaries
9 Black-outs
8 Back-to-school shopping
7 Rehab with the daughter
6 Stopping your daughter’s wedding
5 “Daddy, I think I have a drug problem”
4 That young chick my wife’s always hanging out with. Mackenzie something.
3 Wet naps
2 Macaroni pictures
1 Rock bottom
I know, I’m going to hell. But unlike John Phillips, I know why.
snarkandboobs
September 24th, 2009
Oh, Javelina… that was beautiful *wiping tear from eye*
Curtsy to you!
cfm990
September 24th, 2009
Call me old fashioned.
An evening bonding with Dear old Dad should not include the following.
Crack, smack, ludes, crank, coke or condoms.
BigFurHat
September 24th, 2009
I got a lot of crack and smack from my father.
BigFurHat
September 24th, 2009
@tim
Forget Woodward – get Deep Throat.
Tim
September 24th, 2009
It’s got the ring of typical leftist “daddy was a bad man” bull and I deserve attention. He’s dead and can’t refute. Pity me! Pity me! I’m a victim!
Proletarian Robot
September 24th, 2009
Michael Moore or Oliver Stone is rumored to be working out the movie deal. They are trying to give it an anti-republican slant by having a George Bush look-a-like play John Phillips…..Mackenzie is busy getting ready for her next book about how she had sex and then fell in love with Janeane Garofalo’s dog….
Mongrul
September 25th, 2009
Snarkandboobs looks just like my daughter. I’m starting to get some idea’s, but I don’t know if they are appropriate. I’m feeling a tingle that I thought was for Sarah in a previous post, but now I’m starting to wonder…
(Ok, Boobs, I mean Snark, I mean And, whatever, doesn’t look like my daughter, but the tingle is real! I’m super serial!)
carlos
September 25th, 2009
Remember those sick old days when bonding meant Daughter and Dad went fishing?
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September 26th, 2009
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