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Smells like rotten Tuna around here!!!

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I *have* B.O.

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Ok, I’m going to think long and hard on this one, but that vision of Nancy is really disgusting. I even looked just at her ankles in this photo and wanted to puke. I’m working, I’m working. I’m trying to be really creative…

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Oh Big Fur Hat, why didn’t you place a warning on that pic first!

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1. Danger! Black Hole Ahead!

2. Before you go any further be sure there is
plenty of gas in your “Weed-Eater”

3. These are my only lips that don’t LIE!

4. If you can read this, it’s already too late!

5. Obama’s is Much Bigger!!

6. Is that smell what I think it is??

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Why no, that string hanging out isn’t from my Tampon………..

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“These Lips Can’t Move Either”

(I disgust myself.)

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Tony Bennett (damn liberal) sang, “I Left My Heart (in San Francisco).”

How about this: Nancy Pelosi on the beach, singing, “I Left My Morals Somewhere in the Grapevines of my Capitalistic Business in California While Cruising the Nation in a Jet You All Pay For While I Visit With the Pope Who Wants To Strangle Me As I Accuse You All of Being Nazis While Little Babies are Murdered Through Surgical Procedures and I Wonder Where I Left My Rosary.”

Yes. That definitely defines that decrepit smile.

Why is it she reminds me so much of Ted Kennedy?

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I heart Botox.

I heart Vagisil

I heart no drilling, dry hole.

(shiver)

I heart BigFurRugs

I heart HippieCrtic’s Finger

I heart Billy Jeff’s Cigar

(shudder)

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I…I don’t want to play anymore.

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Look at Reiuxcat sucking up to the judges!!! He must need Resolve badly….
(I heart HippieCritics finger… hilarious BTW)

and also – DON’T YOU PEOPLE SLEEP??? I thought I was posting this for the morning!
We have to get a chat room installed.
Admin Girl – u listening?

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1. There’s always room for one more Democrat.

2. Reserved for the next RINO.

3. Joe Wilson secretly makes these wet!!

4. Ted Kennedy was here!

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Stimulate This!

Hello Kitty!

Give This Dog A Bone

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These Lips Don’t Lie!

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Home of the 30m dollar mouse

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BFH–it’s about 9.00p here, Alaska Time.

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1. For Edible Underwear Version:

a. Warning: Choking Hazard!!

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“Guess who’s got a stimulus package for ya!” urp
“Does anyone else hear that flapping sound?” urp-ba–mmem
“Hey sailor, the botox isn’t just for my face” urp-blorg
“Guess who else experienced CHANGE last year” Urppp, might not make it to ..
“I don’t want drilling in ANWR, but I didn’t say anything about my backyar…” OK…urp…I’m out!

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Un-Stimulate your package here!

The Stimulus isn’t working.

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1. Water-Boarding! It gets those hard to clean
places.

2. Ask me how Obama earned his “Red Wings!”

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Astromuff

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“Blame THIS Bush”

“I lied about the CIA and all I got was this dried up vagina”

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“My vagina has false Teeth”

(I can’t stop. I clearly have “issues”. Sigh)

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1. Obama-Care won’t protect you from this!!

2. Why yes, I am a Liberal Pussy!

3. “Can’t Understand Normal Thinking.”

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1. Obama-Care won’t protect you from this!!

2. Why yes, I am a Liberal P*ssy!

3. “Can’t Understand Normal Thinking.”

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can’t stop? as in ‘Bet you can’t eat THIS one?”

okay.. now that one may be deleted by the administrator.

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Heh heh.

“Nature’s Ipecac”

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Folks, you’re getting me ready to be on my knees in prayer just to read and laugh and ask for forgiveness! This is all great! I really liked Proletarian Robot’s “Ted Kennedy was here!”

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Does Nancy Pelosi have a mohawk under that thong?

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stiffer than yours

Booty By Botox

The money pit

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Told ya you’d be here, Tom!

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fuzzy nazi pelosi

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Biden ‘08

It Lies!

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Muffy The Health Insurance slayer

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Can not unsee!!!

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Okay I have to chime in – This looks like way too much fun.

-I have a corn on my camel toe.

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JavelinaBomb inspired another one:

“Drill Here! Drill Here!”

Thanks, JB.

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Shooters, allow me to refine…

Drill here! Drill NOW!

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“Lift flap for stimulus”
“Is it in yet? The stimulus plan, I mean”
“I was on ObamaCare and just look at me now!”
“I wish Obama would get lost in my Bermuda triangle”

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Shovel Ready Project

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Every Time I Settle Into My Gynecologist’s Stirrups, He Says I’ve Given Him A Green Job.

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The Devil’s Triangle.

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At least something can blink.

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Just pull all the loose skin together,knot it and shove it under the thong.

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DANGER
condemned by the EPA

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Abandon hope all who enter

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Big as a hat & furry
(sorry BFH)

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Could you rub some Suntan lotion in my wrinkles?

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You can’t gouge out your minds’ eye.

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All hope abandon, ye who enter.

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I heart Waterboarding

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After an unsuccessful mating with “Jimmah” screaming racist…

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I just lost my appetite!

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1. I spent several Trillion of Your Tax Dollars and
all you got was my Dirty Thong.

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“Smelt this?”

It could be like the “Got milk?” campaign…wait, never mind…
(mustaches…*shudder*)

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Delta Smelt Sanctuary

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@Shum,

Qouting Frank Zappa

“There are three things that smell like fish. One of them is fish.”

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I heart that fishy smell

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“Nature’s Ipecac” is sheer genius. I whacked my head on the monitor when I read that. Followed VERY closely by “Before you go any further be sure there is plenty of gas in your “Weed-Eater”

Were many of these absolutely disgusting? Yes.
Did I laugh out loud anyway? Yes, again.

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“I heart HippieCrtic’s Finger” -Reiuxcat

Thank God I wasn’t picking my nose when I read that!

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“Scratch ‘n Sniff ‘n Vomit”

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“Boner-Free Zone”

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“Eau de Trout”

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Read My Lips: “No New Taxes with ObamaCare!”

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“Red tagged “(for all those familiar with earthquake damages)
“Condemned- no entry”
“Ancient Ruins”
“Warning, contents may be hazardous”
“Harvey Milk slept here”

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Greetings!
from
Sag
Harbor!

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Here there be Dragons

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Hippie makes me drippy

Sorry hippie

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Caution: Biohazard

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How about a “SKULL AND CROSSED BONES”!

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Superfund site

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Love Canal

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And you thought Chernobyl was bad

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Moses was here

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Washington Slept Here

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“Kill me” -Pelosi’s Thong

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I’m sorry but this is just wrong on so many levels. And now I am permanently blinded. How could you do this to us? Have you no empathy?

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“Have you no empathy?”
FreeWillie; are you unaware (haha) that across the pond “free Willie” has a different meaning as opposed to the movie about an Orca?

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P. O.

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So that’s where all the face wrinkles went…

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1. My legs keep me from leaving a Snail Trail!

2. Be sure back-board is securely in place before
entering!

3. Now in Obama Flavor! (very expensive imitation
chocolate with no nuts & empty calories)

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LIBIA MAJORA

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With obamacare, this is just what the doctor ordered! Now plug your nose, open up and swallow!

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My clam is a hybrid.

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or, if you like, “My other clam is a Fwank.”

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Carlos–that thong would most certainly assure that no Willie would want to be free around that.

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I left my clam in the trunk.

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Now I’m stretching (omg what a horrible pun) Ayers mud in your eye.

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Trim by Briggs and Stratton

Don’t taz me taco!

Free Lemonade for Radicals!

(That’s just gross, this is damn tough!!)

“Astromuff” – Nice, one of my favs.

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If my lips are moving-
I’m lying.

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Kilroy was here

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Beware of Bats

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dusty crusty not very trusty

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space for lease

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“You can haz cheezburger?”

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1. Little Man in the Boat?? Looks more like Henry Waxman standing in a Garbage Scow!!

2. If you think these “Piss-Flaps” are huge, you should see the “Mud-Flaps” in back!

3. C*NTZILLA!!

4. No I didn’t drop my Ham Sandwich, that’s my Meat Crease!

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oh my gosh, I’m laughing so hard I’m crying!

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“…and you will bow before your justly appointed leaders of that deliberative body of the funky, by the funky, and for the funky. Now, let the fungus be among us!!! By the way, does anyone have some Lysol or Glade or perhaps a stick-up. I seem to be succumbing to the unmistakable stench of death and feet.”

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It’s not so much the smell…it’s the burning of the eyes!

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Mr. Hat,
Why did you depict her so much more attractive than she really is?

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toxic ass set

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unaware

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cap and trade

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all wee wee’d up

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