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Hah! Take that!

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PUPPY POWER!!!
Can we make that dog our mascot?
Sorry Media.

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OMG! My dog Shemp (THE WONDER DOG) has been reincarnated! Good Boy!

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I hope he leaves a dookie on her pillow while she’s sleeping.

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@ Corona.
Pillow hell. How about on her forehead?

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Just guessing here, but I’ll bet weewee woman and light-loafers are D-list celebrities of some sort, but it escapes me who. That dog must’ve graduated from the Kaney West School of Etiquette for black male dawgs. He da rapper o’ da DJ?

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Good dog!!

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Yes the dog must have some motivation for this scene. WTF is she?

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WE WE on HE SHE = HE HE
All dogs do go to Heaven

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Good dog!!

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Ha ha ha! Puppy just said what’s on everyone’s mind. Piss off, Janeane! Pah!!!

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OK, I have WAY too much time on my hands, but I’ve been thinking about this and pondering the way dogs DO things…

Maybe the pooch is just *marking his territory*…

Gross, I know, but it’s Janeane Garofalo, the dog might be all she can get…

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If there was any justice, that dog would be replacing Frank Rich at the NY Times. What an insightful critic.

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I guess I’m not the only one who thinks Garofalo resembles a fire plug.

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Did I get the impression that her co-conversationalist, Fletcher Limpwrist, was jealous he didn’t get equal treatment?

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This clip is funny all on it’s own.

But it’s even better when you understand the dog psychology. JG’s dog is marking his territory because he feels threatened in some way by the interviewer. Peeing on her leg is literally the doggy version of a male ‘pissing contest’. It’s what dogs do to say, “This one is MINE.”

The thing is … only a Pack Leader would presume to do that, so while JG acts all macho tough and in charge of everyone and everything … it is obvious that her DOG is her Pack Leader and she is his bitch.

That the dog felt threatened by a gay man adds a whole other funky dimension that I’ve been pondering til my head aches.

Is the dog gay? Is Janeane bi? Did I misread the interviewer’s lispy mannerisms?

I think I finally have it worked out: Janeane Garofalo is really a transgendered male.

(All that crap about breast reduction surgery was just to mask his/her gender switch, which you know, is covered by health insurance in the Great State of Nuts and Berries.)

She smells both male and female, she and the interviewer were mutually attracted to each other and throwing off pheromones, and her poor dog needs a shrink.

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It makes my head ache pondering why a gay man would make a male dog feel compelled to mark his bitch.

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I have hired that pooch to market my new dog treats. “Conservative Crunchies. For good, right minded dogs only.”

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In her case it actually is better to be “pissed on” then “pissed off”.

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So, I guess Obama could say that some dogs are getting all wee wee’d up over health care as well.

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That fine animal speaks for so many of us.

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