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Now something for the rest of us…

Home - by BigFurHat - September 4, 2009 - 00:14 UTC - 18 Comments

Making the email rounds:
First came the commemorative coins, then the t-shirts, and then the plates. Now something for the rest of us…

Use with caution…it may irritate your ass!

Hat Tip:  Laurie G.

» 18 Comments

  1. DaBlade

    September 4th, 2009

    Is it two-ply? I’d like Biden on the other “ply” just to be efficient.

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  2. AnneH

    September 4th, 2009

    I’ll bet it already comes supplied with its own do-do.

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  3. TED

    September 4th, 2009

    It’s very thin – easy to see through.

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  4. Leah

    September 4th, 2009

    I’m allergic to colored toilet paper.

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  5. Revernd Idaho Spud

    September 4th, 2009

    Can this be used on Uranus?

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  6. Irony Curtain

    September 4th, 2009

    Absorbing Huge Quantities Of B.S. Since The Ayers House Launch.

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  7. Reiuxcat

    September 4th, 2009

    There’s a tune I’d like to see Fur have on blip.fm Rev,

    From the Tea-Rooms of Mars…to the Hell Holes of Uranus… (Landscape)

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  8. BigFurHat

    September 4th, 2009

    Hey! This toilet paper has already been used!

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  9. admin

    September 4th, 2009

    You guys all posted some very funny comments!! Keep ‘em coming!

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  10. Boobie The Rocket Dog

    September 4th, 2009

    Well, it ain’t been used in TEXAS. Their T.P. don’t take $hit offa nothin’!

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  11. beethovenqueen

    September 4th, 2009

    It’s barry’s version of the Shroud of Turin!
    (uh-oh, I’m definitely on his shit list now!)

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  12. MissInMich

    September 4th, 2009

    You could put together a ‘gift package’.
    Include that PreperationO asscream and a complimentary douche

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  13. A.J.

    September 4th, 2009

    The downside is that using it will turn your ass-cheeks completely Red.

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  14. beethovenqueen

    September 4th, 2009

    Have you all forgotten that He’s the Messiah??!

    This is Obama’s Shroud of Turin!

    (ewww…I wouldn’t touch it!)

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  15. Tim

    September 4th, 2009

    Obama’s shroud of Turin! That’s rich. But is he the messiah or the massah?

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  16. cakes

    September 4th, 2009

    Great for constipation… one look and voila! It’d scare the $hit outta me!

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  17. Hanoverfist

    September 5th, 2009

    But itll make your butt smell awfull.

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  18. Bob Belevdere

    September 6th, 2009

     

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