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http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2009/08/aarp_urges_seniors_to_jump_off.html

Hat tip: TwoIron

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  1. Boobie The Rocket Dog

    August 31st, 2009

    The first tack the DemocRATs always use, especially here in south Florida, is SCARE THE OLD PEOPLE.

    Bush was “going to take away Social Security.”

    “whocanisue.com” does a roaring business among expatriate New Yorkers.

    And our RINO governor, Charlie Crist, scared the old people into voting for John McCain, knowing he alone would lose Florida to Obama.

    So AARP’s plan is just another master stroke of a big brush that always seems to work, thanks to the other part of the plan: put most resources into the Supervisor of Elections race, for he/she controls the recounts and “finds” the additional votes needed to win.

    Unfortunately, in order to win, we need to start playing the game their way.

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  2. Steve H

    August 31st, 2009

    Trying to figure out which one of THE GOLDEN GIRLS that hair belongs to…

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  3. Reiuxcat

    August 31st, 2009

    I think I seen Marty Allen wear a rug like that.

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  4. wa

    August 31st, 2009

    Reiuxcat wins the obscure reference award for 2010 – and presenting this award will be Irony Curtain, who coined the phrase
    “Marty Allen Hair” many, many years ago when commenting on my commercial work in my “real life” as an illustrator.

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  5. Reiuxcat

    August 31st, 2009

    Obscure? Certainly everyone remembers Allen’s superb performance as Edgar Allen Poe in Rod Serling’s Night Gallery.

    Being the nice kitty that I am, I will donate my award to the person who answers this question: Who performed the voice over of the Raven in this episode?

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  6. BigFurHat

    August 31st, 2009

    Hello Dare… If you don’t think Marty Allen is obscure, just go JayWalking and ask the man on the street.

    And, “sufferin succatash” I don’t think I’d ever get the answer to your trivia question ;)

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  7. Reiuxcat

    August 31st, 2009

    You really are “daffy” at times Fur. :-)

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  8. Irony Curtain

    August 31st, 2009

    He’s even daffier in real life. Hello dere, yerself!

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  9. Irony Curtain

    August 31st, 2009

    Forget the hair, that’s some set of contrasting nuts.

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  10. TED

    August 31st, 2009

    I’ve hated the AARP since 1994, I sent them a letter about their gun policies and they returned “Tuff Stuff” we are radical leftists and don’t care what you think…

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  11. TED

    August 31st, 2009

    THAT, by the way, was when I quit AARP!

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  12. ooooh child

    August 31st, 2009

    Ted, seriously, what did they eally send back to u?

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  13. dr, giggles

    August 31st, 2009

    Hey, one nut is usually lower than the other, but in this case I really can’t tell.

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  14. Reiuxcat

    August 31st, 2009

    I’m sorry, why should i turn my head and coff?

    HEY DOC! Watchitdere

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  15. Mary Lou

    September 1st, 2009

    I return all mail I received from AARP with a note that says “Traitor”. Everytime I receive an email in junk or my in-box . . I unsubscribe. . . imagine of more seniors would do just that.

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