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Home - by - January 21, 2011 - 17:13 America/New_York - 64 Comments

Call Me Lennie will be judging the the top ten on this thread and posting in the comments here.

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  1. TN Tuxedo

    January 21st, 2011

    “Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” gets my vote.

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  2. TN Tuxedo

    January 21st, 2011

    And if you play “Heigh Ho” from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, not only is it sick and twisted, but the lady may get the wrong idea and think you’re singing about her.

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  3. jwm

    January 21st, 2011

    Ahh, well- Call me Lennie is without a doubt the smartest, wittiest, and most able one around. What a great choice for judge!
    (hey, I have a couple entries…)

    JWM

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  4. Czar of Defenestration

    January 21st, 2011

    “Carmina Burana” – Karl Orff
    “I Love Little Girls” – Oingo Boingo
    “Miserere” – Arvo Pärt
    “Bodies” – Sex Pistols
    “I’m My Own Grandpa” – various country/bluegrass musicians
    ANYTHING sung by Yoko Ono

    and if it counts…
    Obama’s Inauguration speech

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  5. Czar of Defenestration

    January 21st, 2011

    oops…wrong thread

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  6. Moxie Man

    January 21st, 2011

    For visual … uh, stimulation, you could watch Wolf Blitzer do the Dougie (or play Jeopardy).

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  8. pootietang

    January 21st, 2011

    I’m not in love by 10CC

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  9. Tammy Cracker

    January 21st, 2011

    “Short People”

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  10. Tammy Cracker

    January 21st, 2011

    The theme from Leave It To Beaver.

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  11. Jeff Weimer

    January 21st, 2011

    A no-brainer:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekMYBvhhMg0

    Thank you, Moe Lane.

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  12. Don't Tread On Me

    January 21st, 2011

    “I love you; you love me” The Barney the Dinosaur theme song.
    #1 mood killer.

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  13. Publius

    January 21st, 2011

    #5: Love is Pain – Joan Jett

    #4: Gran Torino – Clint Eastwood

    #3: Guilty – Gravity Kills

    #2: Puff The Magic Dragon – Peter, Paul & Mary

    and the worst song for lovemaking of all time is…

    Mister Roger’s Neighborhood – Fred Rogers

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  14. cfm990

    January 21st, 2011

    That Smell Lynyrd Skynyrd

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  15. cfm990

    January 21st, 2011

    The Barney Song

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  16. cfm990

    January 21st, 2011

    Alone Again. Gilbert O’Sullivan

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  17. cfm990

    January 21st, 2011

    Obama mmm mmm mmm.

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  18. cfm990

    January 21st, 2011

    Oops, Sorry don’t tread on me

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  19. Uncle Al

    January 21st, 2011

    Closed!? Dang. Just when I was about to post:

    Pressed Rat & Warthog by Cream

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  20. Uncle Al

    January 21st, 2011

    …and

    Mother’s Little Helper by the Stones

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  21. Diogenes Sarcastica

    January 21st, 2011

    Hit Me With Your Best Shot – Pat Benatar

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  22. ironyCurtain

    January 21st, 2011

    Did we forget The Crying Game?

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  23. Uncle Al

    January 21st, 2011

    …and finally

    Keep on Truckin’ Mama by Hot Tuna

    “Ya came in this morning
    lookin’ like Hell
    Papa knows what you been doin’
    by the way you smell…”

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  24. Diogenes Sarcastica

    January 21st, 2011

    The Old Gray Mare (she ain’t what she used to be)

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  25. Diogenes Sarcastica

    January 21st, 2011

    30 Days in the Hole – Humble Pie

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  26. Diogenes Sarcastica

    January 21st, 2011

    Back Door Man – The Doors

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  27. Diogenes Sarcastica

    January 21st, 2011

    Keep Your Hands To Yourself – Georgia Satellites

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  28. Diogenes Sarcastica

    January 21st, 2011

    ….just practicin for next time…..

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  29. Printboy

    January 21st, 2011

    Closer – Nine Inch Nails

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  30. mkultra

    January 21st, 2011

    Old MacDomald Had a Farm

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  31. Printboy

    January 21st, 2011

    Head like a hole – Nine Inch Nails

    /Too soon????

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  32. Call me Lennie

    January 21st, 2011

    While I was driving to the store to get a legal pad to take notes I heard one that might have been a winner, (if I haven’t been judging that is)

    Enter Sandman

    (Back in a few with the results)

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  33. Horrorman18

    January 21st, 2011

    Nookie by Limp Bizkit

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  34. Kirby Francis

    January 21st, 2011

    Stuck in the Middle with you by Steelers Wheel

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  35. Mr. Pinko

    January 21st, 2011

    Enter Sandman – Metallica

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  36. Tammy Cracker

    January 21st, 2011

    The Oscar Meyer Weiner song.

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  37. Horrorman18

    January 21st, 2011

    Brickhouse by Rick James

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  38. jbinnout

    January 21st, 2011

    I can’t get no satisfaction.

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  39. Karl

    January 21st, 2011

    Salt in my Tears – Martin Briley

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  40. Karl

    January 21st, 2011

    Cradle of Love – Billy Idol

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  41. Karl

    January 21st, 2011

    Fat Bottomed Girls – Queen

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  42. pfsm

    January 21st, 2011

    Why don’t we do it in the road? – Beatles

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  43. Call me Lennie

    January 21st, 2011

    I’m telling you this, you can’t leave iotw even for a few hours to go porn surfing or you’ll miss a “Worst Song to Play During Sex” contest

    See what I did there, Snowball? It’s called irony. Isn’t that ironic, Alanis Morriette? And speaking of witch, here are your Top 20. The ladies seemed to “catch the jist” of this contest better than the guys, so they dominated

    Papa Don’t Preach — Angry Pancreas
    (especially while you’re humping me)
    All By Myself — Roscoe
    Theme From Psycho — Cakes
    I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For — BFH
    (You’re all thumbs, Fur)
    Dude Looks Like A Lady — Lady Gun 12
    Ain’t Too Proud to Beg — Norman Einstein
    (when it comes to sex, what man is?)
    Stinkfist — Alpha Maser (Classy, Alpha)
    What’s Your Name Little Girl — Angry Pancreas
    Don’t Let the Son Go Down On Me — Dr Finch
    Papa’s Got A Brand New Bag — Angry Pancreas
    It’s A Small World After All — Skorpion
    Watching Scotty Grow — My 2Cents
    Come Back When You Grow Up Girl — Corky
    I’m an Asshole — Petrus

    Honorable Mention

    Who Are You? — JC Lady
    Oooh, That Smell — BFH
    Me and You and Dog Named Boo — Debbie
    Mama Told Me Not to Come — BFH

    And First Prize goes to

    That Don’t Impress Me Much — JC Lady

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  44. Horrorman18

    January 21st, 2011

    ALRIGHT JC LADY!!!! CONGRATS!!! SHANIA TWAIN….Great Choice

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  45. My2Cents

    January 21st, 2011

    Pop Goes the Weasel

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  46. The Ugly American

    January 21st, 2011

    Speaking from experience …I’d have to say The Ballad of Jed Clampett

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  47. BigFurHat

    January 21st, 2011

    JC Lady judges next contest

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  48. cfm990

    January 21st, 2011

    Aww Gee. I thought this would have had a chance

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  49. plf5403

    January 21st, 2011

    I can’t believe nobody picked: The hokey-pokey!

    You put you left hand in, you put your left hand out, you put your left hand in and you shake it all about…

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  50. FreeMan - Forever

    January 21st, 2011

    AHHHHH SHITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

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  51. cfm990

    January 21st, 2011

    Willie. He may be little,but he’s hard headed.

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  52. FreeMan - Forever

    January 21st, 2011

    I only had “Sylvia’s Mother”

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  53. Call me Lennie

    January 21st, 2011

    I guess that one went over my head, plf5403

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  54. norman einstein

    January 21st, 2011

    Congrats, JC Lady.
    And kudos to all the other ‘mentions’, honorable and otherwise.

    (My fave still is “I want to be sedated”, but that’s just me.)

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  55. ironyCurtain

    January 21st, 2011

    Sylvia’s Mother …man, is THAT obscure!

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  56. Angry Pancreas

    January 21st, 2011

    Congrats, JcLady! Woohooo!!!!!

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  57. jclady

    January 21st, 2011

    Wow! After all this time, I can’t believe I finally won.

    I would like to thank all who made this possible……..hmmmm….

    Oh well, I look forward to the next contest.

    Thanks all! :)

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  58. FreeMan - Forever

    January 21st, 2011

    WTG JC – it was a good one.

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  59. mkultra

    January 21st, 2011

    Congrats, jclady!

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  60. even steven

    January 21st, 2011

    Nice pick, jclady!

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  61. Major Mal function

    January 22nd, 2011

    Only The Lonely. Does sex for one count?

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  62. Guitar Mike

    January 22nd, 2011

    Flight of the bumble bee

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  63. Martenыj

    April 21st, 2011

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  64. Riley Roeder

    September 13th, 2011

    I am a very long time watcher and I just thought I’d stop by and say hi for that first time. I really like your posts. Thank you

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