Home - by BigFurHat - January 21, 2011 - 17:13 America/New_York - 64 Comments
Call Me Lennie will be judging the the top ten on this thread and posting in the comments here.
January 21st, 2011
“Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” gets my vote.
And if you play “Heigh Ho” from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, not only is it sick and twisted, but the lady may get the wrong idea and think you’re singing about her.
Ahh, well- Call me Lennie is without a doubt the smartest, wittiest, and most able one around. What a great choice for judge!
(hey, I have a couple entries…)
Czar of Defenestration
“Carmina Burana” – Karl Orff
“I Love Little Girls” – Oingo Boingo
“Miserere” – Arvo Pärt
“Bodies” – Sex Pistols
“I’m My Own Grandpa” – various country/bluegrass musicians
ANYTHING sung by Yoko Ono
and if it counts…
Obama’s Inauguration speech
For visual … uh, stimulation, you could watch Wolf Blitzer do the Dougie (or play Jeopardy).
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I’m not in love by 10CC
The theme from Leave It To Beaver.
Thank you, Moe Lane.
Don't Tread On Me
“I love you; you love me” The Barney the Dinosaur theme song.
#1 mood killer.
#5: Love is Pain – Joan Jett
#4: Gran Torino – Clint Eastwood
#3: Guilty – Gravity Kills
#2: Puff The Magic Dragon – Peter, Paul & Mary
and the worst song for lovemaking of all time is…
Mister Roger’s Neighborhood – Fred Rogers
That Smell Lynyrd Skynyrd
The Barney Song
Alone Again. Gilbert O’Sullivan
Obama mmm mmm mmm.
Oops, Sorry don’t tread on me
Closed!? Dang. Just when I was about to post:
Pressed Rat & Warthog by Cream
Mother’s Little Helper by the Stones
Hit Me With Your Best Shot – Pat Benatar
Did we forget The Crying Game?
Keep on Truckin’ Mama by Hot Tuna
“Ya came in this morning
lookin’ like Hell
Papa knows what you been doin’
by the way you smell…”
The Old Gray Mare (she ain’t what she used to be)
30 Days in the Hole – Humble Pie
Back Door Man – The Doors
Keep Your Hands To Yourself – Georgia Satellites
….just practicin for next time…..
Closer – Nine Inch Nails
Old MacDomald Had a Farm
Head like a hole – Nine Inch Nails
Call me Lennie
While I was driving to the store to get a legal pad to take notes I heard one that might have been a winner, (if I haven’t been judging that is)
(Back in a few with the results)
Nookie by Limp Bizkit
Stuck in the Middle with you by Steelers Wheel
Enter Sandman – Metallica
The Oscar Meyer Weiner song.
Brickhouse by Rick James
I can’t get no satisfaction.
Salt in my Tears – Martin Briley
Cradle of Love – Billy Idol
Fat Bottomed Girls – Queen
Why don’t we do it in the road? – Beatles
I’m telling you this, you can’t leave iotw even for a few hours to go porn surfing or you’ll miss a “Worst Song to Play During Sex” contest
See what I did there, Snowball? It’s called irony. Isn’t that ironic, Alanis Morriette? And speaking of witch, here are your Top 20. The ladies seemed to “catch the jist” of this contest better than the guys, so they dominated
Papa Don’t Preach — Angry Pancreas
(especially while you’re humping me)
All By Myself — Roscoe
Theme From Psycho — Cakes
I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For — BFH
(You’re all thumbs, Fur)
Dude Looks Like A Lady — Lady Gun 12
Ain’t Too Proud to Beg — Norman Einstein
(when it comes to sex, what man is?)
Stinkfist — Alpha Maser (Classy, Alpha)
What’s Your Name Little Girl — Angry Pancreas
Don’t Let the Son Go Down On Me — Dr Finch
Papa’s Got A Brand New Bag — Angry Pancreas
It’s A Small World After All — Skorpion
Watching Scotty Grow — My 2Cents
Come Back When You Grow Up Girl — Corky
I’m an Asshole — Petrus
Who Are You? — JC Lady
Oooh, That Smell — BFH
Me and You and Dog Named Boo — Debbie
Mama Told Me Not to Come — BFH
And First Prize goes to
That Don’t Impress Me Much — JC Lady
ALRIGHT JC LADY!!!! CONGRATS!!! SHANIA TWAIN….Great Choice
Pop Goes the Weasel
The Ugly American
Speaking from experience …I’d have to say The Ballad of Jed Clampett
JC Lady judges next contest
Aww Gee. I thought this would have had a chance
I can’t believe nobody picked: The hokey-pokey!
You put you left hand in, you put your left hand out, you put your left hand in and you shake it all about…
FreeMan - Forever
Willie. He may be little,but he’s hard headed.
I only had “Sylvia’s Mother”
I guess that one went over my head, plf5403
Congrats, JC Lady.
And kudos to all the other ‘mentions’, honorable and otherwise.
(My fave still is “I want to be sedated”, but that’s just me.)
Sylvia’s Mother …man, is THAT obscure!
Congrats, JcLady! Woohooo!!!!!
Wow! After all this time, I can’t believe I finally won.
I would like to thank all who made this possible……..hmmmm….
Oh well, I look forward to the next contest.
WTG JC – it was a good one.
Nice pick, jclady!
Major Mal function
January 22nd, 2011
Only The Lonely. Does sex for one count?
Flight of the bumble bee
April 21st, 2011
wotcher, who can advise where can I find any zooly sex flash games to download? hentai categories and so on? or charged, or wire, oh viruses high and low…
September 13th, 2011
I am a very long time watcher and I just thought I’d stop by and say hi for that first time. I really like your posts. Thank you
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