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Argentina’s version of Dancing With the Stars should be renamed Dancing With the Porn Stars

Dancing With the Porn Stars

The Argentinian version of Dancing With the Stars is called Bailando por un Sueño. Our schoolyard Spanish is a little rusty. We thought that translated to Dancing for a Dream. But after watching this clip, we can only come to the conclusion is that it actually means Dancing With The Porn Stars.

Holy friggin’ moly. If this show played in the United States it would have to be on some adults only pay-per-view cable channel.

When the Editor found this clip he showed it to Mrs Editor, no prude, who watched it with her mouth agape, repeatedly saying, “Oh, my god.”

A particularly nice touch, we thought, was the series of excited yelps coming from the show’s voyeur … uhhh …. we mean announcer.

Watch. But be prepared to be shocked at what you see.

Watch the video here.

 

 It gets worse… (or some would say – better!).

» 41 Comments

  1. Call me Lennie

    December 31st, 2010

    Love the “censored” at the end when her nipple was exposed for a nanosecond — after the two of them had already simulated every sex act in The Kama Sutra

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  2. Zonga

    December 31st, 2010

    Makes me want to run out and get a Brazilian.

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  3. MAJ Mike

    December 31st, 2010

    I’d watch it.

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  4. MAJ Mike

    December 31st, 2010

    I would’ve been better if she’d worn a bacon bra.

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  5. Chalupa

    December 31st, 2010

    “Don’t cry for puernographia!!”

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  6. Revernd Idaho Spud

    December 31st, 2010

    What’s the name of that thong they were playing?

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  7. FreeMan Paid my taxes for this?

    December 31st, 2010

    Where do you call to vote? I need a smoke

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  8. Uncle Al

    December 31st, 2010

    So. What’s the big deal?

    (I live near San Francrisco, remember!)

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  9. Uncle Al

    December 31st, 2010

    …and maybe the name of the show should be Bailando por un Sueño Mojado.

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  10. Rightwingfeather

    December 31st, 2010

    OooooOOOOOHHHHHHhhhhHHHH.

    MMMMMMmmmm..

    G.

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  11. Chalupa

    December 31st, 2010

    “So You Think You Can Hump”

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  12. Rightwingfeather

    December 31st, 2010

    Ahhhhhhhh!

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  13. Rightwingfeather

    December 31st, 2010

    @Chalupa
    You interrupted my GAaahhhhhh!

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  14. Dan Ryan Galt

    December 31st, 2010

    Geeze, I guess I need to take dancing lessons.

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  15. Chalupa

    December 31st, 2010

    How do the judges vote – with twenty dollar bills?

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  16. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2010

    Zing! We need a rim-shot for that one Lupa!

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  17. Chalupa

    December 31st, 2010

    Hi Snowball – Happy New Year!!

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  18. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2010

    Hey, man. You guys having a good time?

    I’m still sober as a judge. :)

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  19. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2010

    oops. I meant :(

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  20. Burrly the Snowman

    December 31st, 2010

    Hmmm. I see I hate the media has once again scooped I own the world. Up and comers those folks, I’ve heard nothing but good things about them.

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  21. norman einstein

    December 31st, 2010

    Dang. Too bad the babe looked like Amy Winehouse.
    Youse guys probably didn’t even notice.

    Good thing Ralph and Stymie aren’t here.

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  22. Die Progs Die

    December 31st, 2010

    Janet Jackson eat your heart out!

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  23. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    December 31st, 2010

    Love how the girl dancer is perfectly dressed/undressed while the guy’s wearing black shoes and socks and mid-length briefs. She’s decent looking, though, straight out of a Jobim tune.

    Amy Whorehouse is a past-prime skank.

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  24. Commisar Abe

    December 31st, 2010

    Gotta agree.

    Things got a little out of hand at the end.

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  25. tim bucktu'

    December 31st, 2010

    my new new years resolution…..learn to dance

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  26. jim

    December 31st, 2010

    A mouth full of muffin. Best start to a great day.

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  27. Sicktoy

    December 31st, 2010

    @Boobie – I noticed that too – there should have been equal opportunity G-strings/thongs!

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  28. I'm Your Tanned Huckleberry

    December 31st, 2010

    well, IT SURE AS SHIT, beats the hell out of watching …,

    Catie Curic, piss and moan about how insensitive we are towards the mooslimbs in this country !!

    and how nice it would be to have a “mooslimb version of the Cosby show…

    I’m this show, what cable channel is it on ???

    HAPPY NEW YEAR Peeps

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  29. I'm Your Tanned Huckleberry

    December 31st, 2010

    I’M FOR this show.. (spelling, and wine) do not mix

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  30. ScratchNSniff

    December 31st, 2010

    Jim and Hiney are gonna get mad because you didn’t include a link of two dudes dirty dancing.

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  31. Tammy Cracker

    January 1st, 2011

    Gross.

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  32. I'm Your Huckleberry

    January 1st, 2011

    Tammy,

    It figures !

    Snort !

    ;)

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  33. Tammy Cracker

    January 1st, 2011

    I like “so you think you can dance”.
    Professional/amateur dancers who DANCE.

    That was just icky. It wasn’t dancing, it was dry humping.

    But who would expect anything less from a country that elevates whores?

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  34. wsorrian

    January 1st, 2011

    Clearly I need bigger pants.

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  35. Shawn

    January 1st, 2011

    The story on the announcer’s rage is that the woman dancer is his Fiance…..I saw this a few months ago

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  36. Phil E. Buster

    January 1st, 2011

    This is terrible and sinful! (Be sure to watch on full screen.)

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  37. Sapper Chris

    January 1st, 2011

    I normally avoid shows like this, but I might make an exception on this one.

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  38. TonyR

    January 1st, 2011

    With our open borders, it won’t be long before this “culture” replaces our own.

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  39. Steverno

    January 1st, 2011

    If DWTS had dance routines,like this,it would be the #1 show with adult males!

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  40. I'll Have Another

    January 1st, 2011

    I want my 2 minutes back.

    What a way to start the New Year.

    :roll:

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  41. Noah

    January 1st, 2011

    Is it just me or did they forget to dance???? I have to say as a woman I wish to hell i looked like that again. Hummm maybe a New Years resolution. dance like a porn star.. It was all good till they took off the mans pants then it just got dorky.

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