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A Little Porn for Your Happy New Year
From IHTM
Argentina’s version of Dancing With the Stars should be renamed Dancing With the Porn Stars
The Argentinian version of Dancing With the Stars is called Bailando por un Sueño. Our schoolyard Spanish is a little rusty. We thought that translated to Dancing for a Dream. But after watching this clip, we can only come to the conclusion is that it actually means Dancing With The Porn Stars.
Holy friggin’ moly. If this show played in the United States it would have to be on some adults only pay-per-view cable channel.
When the Editor found this clip he showed it to Mrs Editor, no prude, who watched it with her mouth agape, repeatedly saying, “Oh, my god.”
A particularly nice touch, we thought, was the series of excited yelps coming from the show’s voyeur … uhhh …. we mean announcer.
Watch. But be prepared to be shocked at what you see.
Watch the video here.
It gets worse… (or some would say – better!).
Call me Lennie
December 31st, 2010
Love the “censored” at the end when her nipple was exposed for a nanosecond — after the two of them had already simulated every sex act in The Kama Sutra
Zonga
December 31st, 2010
Makes me want to run out and get a Brazilian.
MAJ Mike
December 31st, 2010
I’d watch it.
MAJ Mike
December 31st, 2010
I would’ve been better if she’d worn a bacon bra.
Chalupa
December 31st, 2010
“Don’t cry for puernographia!!”
Revernd Idaho Spud
December 31st, 2010
What’s the name of that thong they were playing?
FreeMan Paid my taxes for this?
December 31st, 2010
Where do you call to vote? I need a smoke
Uncle Al
December 31st, 2010
So. What’s the big deal?
(I live near San Francrisco, remember!)
Uncle Al
December 31st, 2010
…and maybe the name of the show should be Bailando por un Sueño Mojado.
Rightwingfeather
December 31st, 2010
OooooOOOOOHHHHHHhhhhHHHH.
MMMMMMmmmm..
G.
Chalupa
December 31st, 2010
“So You Think You Can Hump”
Rightwingfeather
December 31st, 2010
Ahhhhhhhh!
Rightwingfeather
December 31st, 2010
@Chalupa
You interrupted my GAaahhhhhh!
Dan Ryan Galt
December 31st, 2010
Geeze, I guess I need to take dancing lessons.
Chalupa
December 31st, 2010
How do the judges vote – with twenty dollar bills?
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2010
Zing! We need a rim-shot for that one Lupa!
Chalupa
December 31st, 2010
Hi Snowball – Happy New Year!!
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2010
Hey, man. You guys having a good time?
I’m still sober as a judge.
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2010
oops. I meant
Burrly the Snowman
December 31st, 2010
Hmmm. I see I hate the media has once again scooped I own the world. Up and comers those folks, I’ve heard nothing but good things about them.
norman einstein
December 31st, 2010
Dang. Too bad the babe looked like Amy Winehouse.
Youse guys probably didn’t even notice.
Good thing Ralph and Stymie aren’t here.
Die Progs Die
December 31st, 2010
Janet Jackson eat your heart out!
Boobie the Rocket Dog
December 31st, 2010
Love how the girl dancer is perfectly dressed/undressed while the guy’s wearing black shoes and socks and mid-length briefs. She’s decent looking, though, straight out of a Jobim tune.
Amy Whorehouse is a past-prime skank.
Commisar Abe
December 31st, 2010
Gotta agree.
Things got a little out of hand at the end.
tim bucktu'
December 31st, 2010
my new new years resolution…..learn to dance
jim
December 31st, 2010
A mouth full of muffin. Best start to a great day.
Sicktoy
December 31st, 2010
@Boobie – I noticed that too – there should have been equal opportunity G-strings/thongs!
I'm Your Tanned Huckleberry
December 31st, 2010
well, IT SURE AS SHIT, beats the hell out of watching …,
Catie Curic, piss and moan about how insensitive we are towards the mooslimbs in this country !!
and how nice it would be to have a “mooslimb version of the Cosby show…
I’m this show, what cable channel is it on ???
HAPPY NEW YEAR Peeps
I'm Your Tanned Huckleberry
December 31st, 2010
I’M FOR this show.. (spelling, and wine) do not mix
ScratchNSniff
December 31st, 2010
Jim and Hiney are gonna get mad because you didn’t include a link of two dudes dirty dancing.
Tammy Cracker
January 1st, 2011
Gross.
I'm Your Huckleberry
January 1st, 2011
Tammy,
It figures !
Snort !
Tammy Cracker
January 1st, 2011
I like “so you think you can dance”.
Professional/amateur dancers who DANCE.
That was just icky. It wasn’t dancing, it was dry humping.
But who would expect anything less from a country that elevates whores?
wsorrian
January 1st, 2011
Clearly I need bigger pants.
Shawn
January 1st, 2011
The story on the announcer’s rage is that the woman dancer is his Fiance…..I saw this a few months ago
Phil E. Buster
January 1st, 2011
This is terrible and sinful! (Be sure to watch on full screen.)
Sapper Chris
January 1st, 2011
I normally avoid shows like this, but I might make an exception on this one.
TonyR
January 1st, 2011
With our open borders, it won’t be long before this “culture” replaces our own.
Steverno
January 1st, 2011
If DWTS had dance routines,like this,it would be the #1 show with adult males!
I'll Have Another
January 1st, 2011
I want my 2 minutes back.
What a way to start the New Year.
Noah
January 1st, 2011
Is it just me or did they forget to dance???? I have to say as a woman I wish to hell i looked like that again. Hummm maybe a New Years resolution. dance like a porn star.. It was all good till they took off the mans pants then it just got dorky.