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Exciting New Fragrance-Oil of Obama
httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikJJWn6niOI

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  1. Noam Chompme

    January 14th, 2009

    Buy one these Hope on a Ropes?
    Don’t they just give them away down at social services?

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  2. wa

    January 16th, 2009

    “We don’t want to take away your soap, we just want to make sure the people below you get their piece of the soap – like, spread the soap.”
    Barack Obama

    Couldn’t agree more with the PEOTUS.
    Start with cab drivers.

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  3. haha

    January 16th, 2009

    That was too funny Wa. Spread the soap please!

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  4. cadmus

    January 16th, 2009

    Screw Government cheese…

    We NEED Government SOAP!!!!!!

    (I think a lot of these people are rubbing the cheese on themselves.)

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  5. Enya Phallus

    January 16th, 2009

    Which leads to the question -
    Just what is the “scent” on this Hope on a Rope?

    Is it patchouli?

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  6. suzee

    January 19th, 2009

    How can I post my comments for The Obamas funnnies? That whole set is hysterical!

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  7. Ernestine

    January 19th, 2009

    That Time cover is very humorous.

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  8. Ira Zitski

    January 19th, 2009

    The Time cover is racist!

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  9. rick f.

    January 20th, 2009

    WTF?
    What the hell is wrong with you jerks?
    First of all, that picture is racist!
    And seconf of all. haven’t you ever heard of supporting your president?
    We are all in this together, you know!
    Think of what can be accomplished if all Americans got behing their president!

    Fuck Bush.

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  10. Booker Danno

    January 20th, 2009

    Yes. Support the President, what a novel idea.

    I hear they are coming out with an Obama room freshener – it’s called
    Righteous Wind.

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  11. hollister

    January 20th, 2009

    I nominate – based on this cover – Barack Obama for Time Magazine’s
    “Can” of the Year.

    Hey, look everybody, I made a funny.

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  12. Cal Benson

    January 20th, 2009

    I hope he can fart enough flowers for America’s funeral.

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  13. Nice Deb

    January 20th, 2009

    We are all in this together, you know!
    Think of what can be accomplished if all Americans got behing their president!

    Fuck Bush.

    Parody, right?

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  14. hollister

    January 20th, 2009

    Unfortunately Nice Deb… Ira is dead serious.
    He’s the resident loon.

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  15. Nice Deb

    January 20th, 2009

    Eight years of “eff Bush”, and now he wants us all to unite?

    Hey asshole? This is how you leftist scumbags welcomed Bush:

    http://doubleplusundead.mee.nu/will_mccain-palin_supporters_act_the_same_way

    This is how you saw him off:

    http://www.eyeblast.tv/public/checker.aspx?v=yduzprIrnz

    Eff YOU!

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  16. Ira Zitski

    January 20th, 2009

    I’m loving it!!! Watching you neocon loons unravel because your day has ended! We now have the greatest president in our history about to be president and you blind bastards can’t see history being made!

    Maybe you should make a perfume called “Bush #0″ because that’s what his presidency amounted to…O

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  17. Billy C

    January 20th, 2009

    Ira,

    Please don’t take this the wrong way, but I’m hoping you die of a flesh eating virus.

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  18. Ira Zitski

    January 20th, 2009

    To those who disparrage my claim that this is racist: Watch how white America shows it’s true racist sole now that we’ve elected a black man president.

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  19. What's wrong with Liberals?

    January 20th, 2009

    Ira – you are the racist! And a Liberal bum!!

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  20. Ira Zitski

    January 20th, 2009

    Yeah, I’m the racist. and this is supposed to hurt me coming from some ignorant white trailerpark trash.

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  21. Nice Deb

    January 21st, 2009

    Yeah, I’m the racist. and this is supposed to hurt me coming from some ignorant white trailerpark trash.

    You might want to be a bit more fastidious about your spelling, and punctuation before you try to act all elitist on us, Zitty.

    Soooo, help us out, so we know how to go forward from here, since you’re obviously more intelligent and refined than we are…(Obama: “greatest president in our history” after one day on the job!- *snort*)

    How should we proceed without being accused of racism, since any criticism, and any spoofs will be deemed so by race baiters like you?

    You might want to consider the fact that the satire found here, is quite mild compared to what President Bush has had to put up with for eight years:

    http://michellemalkin.com/category/unhinged/bush-derangement-syndrome/

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  22. [...] couple more to check out: Teh Resistance Blog, and America Is An [...]

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  23. Ira Zitski

    January 21st, 2009

    Yeah, I’m going to take lessons from Malkin (whos Chinese) on race. Sure thing!

    Dummy Bush deserved everything he got when he lied about WMDs. Obama deserves respect for cleaning up the mess that Bush made of our images over seas.

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  24. Ira Zitski

    January 21st, 2009

    Thanks for the spelling lesson Deb.

    Oh, and its “The” Resistance Blog not “Teh” ;)

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  25. Knucklehead Ira Zitski

    January 21st, 2009

    another loon that actually got America to believe that Bush lied about WMDs.

    Look up on Youtube and edemucate uself!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5p-qIq32m8

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asHmttxrxZE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQNawTVjTQ4

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsJmHtgpebo

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  26. Nice Deb

    January 21st, 2009

    Oh, and its “The” Resistance Blog not “Teh”

    Um…..no, it’s “Teh”.

    You ARE a parody, after all!

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  27. Nice Deb

    January 21st, 2009

    “Bush lied about WMDs”

    Good lord.

    Good. LORD.

    BETTER TROLLS, PLEASE!!!

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  28. Ira Zitski

    January 21st, 2009

    If he didn’t lie, explain the Downing Street memos?

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  29. Tod

    January 21st, 2009

    Without getting into an insult session Deb, you have to admit that Bush at least jumped the gun on the WMDs and that even if you exclude that bit of disaster, he’d still be the worst president ever. We’d have been better off by far with Gore or Kerry.

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  30. GirlFromHolland

    January 21st, 2009

    Just want to say, here in Holland, most people are not sure if Obama will be a good president or not, but we all agree on one thing, he can’t be any worse then Bush! Holland is the country with the highest percentage of people in Europe who’d vote Obama, I learned today.
    Personally I think you should be able to criticize anyone, it doesn’t mean your a racist, does it? And why is the TIME cover racist?
    Anyway, we’re just going to have to wait and see how Obama will do, won’t we?

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  31. Bush 37%; Democratic Congress 11%

    January 21st, 2009

    Ira Zitski regurgitated the democratic party line:
    “Dummy Bush deserved everything he got when he lied about WMDs.”

    If you know the cops are going to be searching your car for the crackpipe you are obviously smoking from, wouldn’t you put that pipe somewhere where it wouldn’t be found? Saddam may have been a lot of things, but MORON wasn’t one of them.

    Ira Zitski also spouted:
    “Obama deserves respect for cleaning up the mess that Bush made of our images over seas.”

    Personally, I don’t give a shit about our IMAGE overseas. I’m more concerned that there are no more attacks on the U.S. Whatever your perceived (i.e. MSM tells you that you have one) grievance is with Bush, he has kept your silly ass safe enough to continue running your mouth.

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  32. Irony Curtain

    January 21st, 2009

    I’ve been to Holland and we can certainly learn a lot from them like how to destroy a once fine city like Amsterdam with totally nuts progressive programs.
    As for Bush, yeah…we are SO sick of being safe here for more than 7 years and can’t wait to start following Holland’s lead where film makers are slaughtered in the streets by Islamic Whack Jobs.
    But, hey, I do love those french fries available on most street corners!

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  33. hollister

    January 21st, 2009

    Deb – This is a totally serious question. How can you tell the difference between a liberal and a troll?
    It is VERY difficult. The degree of difficulty is up there with the triple lindy.

    I’ve heard absurdity’s directly out of the mouths of liberal politicians. Ira is all too real. I have an “ira” in my family.
    The jerk foams at the mouth and really becomes unaware of where he is – it’s derangement I tell ya.

    Ira is a loon who feels that EVERY friggin moronic technique used to Ratfuck Bush from day 1 is now verboden because “we must have respect for the presidency.”
    He BELIEVES THIS!

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  34. Nice Deb

    January 21st, 2009

    Ira has no shame. And certainly no self awareness.

    Dude. Where were the WMD? Like these?:

    • Found: 1.77 metric tons of enriched uranium

    • Found: 1,500 gallons of chemical weapons

    • Found: Roadside bombs loaded with sarin gas

    • Found: 1,000 radioactive materials–ideal for radioactive dirty bombs

    • Found: 17 chemical warheads–some containing cyclosarin, a nerve agent five times more powerful than sarin

    More found since that list came out.

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2006/06/22/report-hundreds-wmds-iraq/

    More certainly shipped to Syria before we attacked. Nobody even disputes anymore that he had a WMD program which was dormant at the time of the invasion, but was slated to be picked up anew at a later date.

    And oh, yeah, the Democrats knew it, too:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwqh4wQPoQk

    They pretend that Bush “lied to them”. Do you buy that nonsense, Ira? Really?

    http://thecapitalist.newsvine.mobi/_news/2009/01/02/2268542-the-party-that-lied-about-wmds-the-democrats

    Dishonorable, despicable rats is what they are. And you’re a schmuck for believing them.

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