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Michelle Obama Doll (Weak Stomach Alert)
New from the Franklin Mint:
Michelle Obama Official White House Portrait Doll
”In the same way that clothes are a language without words, Michelle Obama speaks volumes. With the intelligent optimism and youthful energy she brings to the Capitol, Michelle is making headlines, shaping retail trends and inspiring women the world over, as she has perhaps grown to become one of the most celebrated modern women of our time. Fueled with her fresh ideas and aim for bringing change to the nation, she has dismissed the days of boxy skirts and constraining suits in the political arena and ushered in an entirely new era of style. Through her bold and youthful fashion choices, mixing high-end labels with more accessible, off-the-rack clothing, Michelle has not only connected to the American public in a very real way, but she has single handedly revived American chic. Her body-hugging silhouettes, jewel tones, floral prints and spectacular, vintage-style brooches, radiate Michelle’s unique blend of confidence, charisma and elegance – characteristics now famously associated with our beloved First Lady.
Only $195 or 3 easy monthly payments of $65.00! Free shipping and guaranteed Christmas delivery!”
I’m really disappointed. I wanted the one of her in India scratching her hooha.
Diogenes
December 20th, 2010
Oh…..Do I see a photoshop opportunity here!
Kurt P
December 20th, 2010
Where’s that ever fashionable boobie-belt?
ScratchNSniff
December 20th, 2010
Looks like they skimped on plastic around the rump region.
Papadoc
December 20th, 2010
Izzat Jefferson, the racist, slave-owning aristocrat behind her?
Petrus
December 20th, 2010
Missed that droopy eye and the ass smell scowl she wears.
Corona
December 20th, 2010
The somber dress! The slim body! They really nailed it!
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I Luv bacon
December 20th, 2010
yea kurt
where is my fav…
the famous bullet belt?
another designer sent to the labor- i mean volunteer kamp
is that sold fucking separatley?
Buck Ofama
December 20th, 2010
Please tell me this is a joke. PLEASE!!!!!
Chalupa
December 20th, 2010
I thought it was Eddie Munster’s Woof Woof doll.
Sapper Chris
December 20th, 2010
I already have a wookie action figure from the original star wars, don’t need another wookie figure. Besides, this one clearly isn’t anatomically correct, it is missing the man-hands, the adams apple, the gigantic ass, and the HUGE BALLS.
alphadog
December 20th, 2010
$195.00!! WTF. Are these the same people that had a problem with Haliburton?
Publius
December 20th, 2010
I wouldn’t pay $195 for the doll unless the deal included the Valerie Jarrett doll with its head up her ass.
Dan Ryan Galt
December 20th, 2010
Does it comes complete with Fun House Mirror that makes Mooshell actually look like that?
Momma
December 20th, 2010
This is the first doll that I have ever seen, that actually looks better than the person that it depicts!
Die Progs Die
December 20th, 2010
If you pull her string does she scratch her cootch?
historicus
December 20th, 2010
Shouldn’t it read “she has single handedly reviled American chic”
“…our beloved First Lady, Barack, and his beard Michelle”
“…mixing high end labels with more accessible, off the rack clothing, dumpster finds, Goodwill leftovers, Wal-Mart shopper rejects, and safety orange “Wide Load” panels”
“Michelle’s unique blend of surliness, arrogance, and prison manners”
LibertyMark
December 20th, 2010
Her caboose is not to scale!
jarhead cracka
December 20th, 2010
Claudia, can you get Fur to compare a photo of the backside of the damn doll with the photo he has of Michelle with the 2 Spanish babes walking up the steps?
KGB Barry
December 20th, 2010
They used the same Oprah airbrush that could slim down a mega douchepottamus to just an ordinary douche.
Frosteetoes
December 20th, 2010
Scratching her cooch on the Obama Chia Head gift set.
MAJ Mike
December 20th, 2010
So they took a Halle Berry doll and stuck a fictional Mooshell head on it.
This should be marketed by the Science Fiction Channel.
Cracker Annie Mouse
December 20th, 2010
Where did they get that smile? The wookie does not smile, she smirks or grimaces. And those funky things on her shins are missing…you know, those bumps looking like a mini-spine.
dries
December 20th, 2010
Is this like American Girl phenomenon? Ammo belts & Malia’s cardigans her mom dons on occasions to be sold separately.
http://www.danburymint.com/secure/Content/Images/24422_MichelleObamaDoll-web.jpg
1MadJack
December 20th, 2010
Whoa nelly, I don’t see an ass as wide as a park bench and I don’t see the ever present scowl on her face.
That ain’t Mooshelle. Damn those lefties are dreamers ain’t they?
Angry Pancreas
December 20th, 2010
One more thing they missed. The ashy skin.
I guess the doll comes pre-lotioned.
mkultra
December 20th, 2010
I’d buy it if it was anatomically correct (with a great big di*k).
Buffalobob
December 20th, 2010
Definitely not anatomically correct. But from a cost of materials standpoint saving that much ass plastic would enhance the profit margin.
Buffalobob
December 20th, 2010
Me thinks that the copywriter at the Franklin Mint is delusional. Oh by the way. Only $195 or 3 easy monthly payments of $65.00! I’ll bet if they said only $195 or 3 easy monthly payments of $89.95 the morons that will buy this hideous caricature won’t know they are getting even more screwed. Do they accept food voucher debit cards?
Grizzly
December 20th, 2010
Further anatomical incorrectness: they missed The Mandibles and the parents-couldn’t-afford-orthodontia teeth.
S-a-n-f-o-r-d period
December 20th, 2010
@Grizzy, She could chew the bumper off a Greyhound bus.
Chief IlliniCake
December 20th, 2010
Actually this is a Michael Jackson doll…after they croaked him, stuck with thousands of units, they slipped on a little black dress and re-branded.
“They” (meaning sexually ambiguous celebrities) all look alike, right?
Cracka Az Cracka in A Z
December 20th, 2010
I hope it’s going to be a series of dolls! They could use this picture for the next one.
http://abcnews.go.com/widgets/mediaViewer/image?id=6895325
They could name it “A Mothers Love”.
Trixie Bluebell
December 20th, 2010
As others have said, the butt is far too small. I bet she’s not happy that her “guns” aren’t bigger.
Toxic Negro
December 20th, 2010
That version of Michelle was about 300 lbs ago.
even steven
December 20th, 2010
That doesn’t look anything like her at all. There’s no hair on her knuckles.
Oyster Cracker
December 21st, 2010
She needs a big turnip in one hand, her college thesis in the other, and Wee-Wee under her left foot. Ka-plah.
Just in time to induce vomiting: the Michelle Obama doll
December 21st, 2010
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MarkInSavannah
December 21st, 2010
Love It
By MarkInSavannah from Savannah, GA on 12/21/2010
Pros:
Color, Destructibility, Flammability
Cons:
Price
Best Uses:
Home heating, Illumination
Bottom Line:
Yes, I would recommend this to a friend
Michele Obama dolls burn very brightly and offer a warm glow to any room. The non-toxic materials used in the construction of these dolls guarantee safe burns, indoors and out. My only criticism is the cost; would have purchased more for my fireplace but there were just too darn expensive.
Note: We reserve the right to edit or reject reviews that include inappropriate content, profanity, references to other retailers, pricing, or personal information.
Truthsayer
December 21st, 2010
The arse is way too small to be Michelle’s apple bum!
Vinny
December 21st, 2010
She’s shaped like a pear, not an hourglass!
Vinny
December 21st, 2010
Looks more like Tito Jackson!
eternal cracker p
December 21st, 2010
Wow, if I knew I could get $195 for my shit I never would have flushed them. DAMN.
R.Neville
December 21st, 2010
No doll-maker should be allowed to take such artistic license: her ass is at LEAST twice that size. I guess by changing her dimensions, the manufacturers can save a lot of plastic: the formula would be, “Three reduced-ass dolls = one complete additional doll”. So economically it makes sense, but if they’re going to do that then they should give the Obumble doll normal ears.
I object to both.
Berlet98
December 21st, 2010
Have Yourself a Very Lousy Christmas!
Two instances of people destined to have a lousy Christmas: Iraqi Christian refugees in Sweden and FLOTUS:
Sweden, the country that still preaches Muslim inclusion even after an Islamic terrorist tried but failed to blow up Stockholm just last week, apparently is very selective as to finding room at their inn. Iraqi Christian refugees need not apply.
Sweden’s policy toward Christian refugees my be predicated on practical, if nonsensical, reasons, namely that there’s little angst there over screwing over Christians since Christians aren’t likely to protest by planting bombs in the Swedish capital, so those irrepressible–and dumbass–Swedes “are deporting Iraqi Christians fleeing their 2000 year homeland seeking refuge in Sweden because of murderous attacks against them by Iraqi Muslims in Iraq.”
Follow the Swedish logic?
Sweden and most of Western Europe, (and, to a lesser extent, the United States), are virtually under siege by their burgeoning Islamic populations so, what to do? Well, of course, and just in time for Christmas, show those Muslims who’s in charge! Muslims.
Even as, “Muslim immigrant neighborhoods are considered ‘no go’ by Swedish police as the Muslim newcomers have established their own societies while living off generous Swedish welfare,” Mother Svea shows how little it cares about its sovereignty and integrity. “In Malmo and certain other regions in Sweden police and other political figures are quiet about violence by Swedish Muslims against Swedish Jews or else they join the leftists blaming the Jewish victims:” http://tiny.cc/s5zc7
To deal with its national immigration mess, Sweden chose the path of least resistance: “Sweden’s migration minister has refused to respond to concerns from the United Nations and the Council of Europe about Sweden’s decision to resume the deportation of [Christian] Iraqis. . . For these Christians, returning to Iraq might be a death sentence . . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=3121)
norman einstein
December 21st, 2010
Hilarious send-up by MOTUS posted at the Right Network:
http://rightnetwork.com/posts/michelle-obamas-last-minute-winter-holiday-gift-guide
TangTang
February 7th, 2011
Stop being so jealous its a very nice doll. Amereican is afraid of a strong BLACK Woman.
TangTang
February 7th, 2011
Yes I can spell AMERICA I’ts called a typing error.