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The secret to Michelle Obama’s toned arms and shoulders

Home - by BigFurHat - August 5, 2009 - 11:13 UTC - 12 Comments

I dunno, I’ve been doing this since I was around 11 and my arms aren’t so hot.

UPDATE: Someone named Smush127 says that the model shake weight they have squirts liquid to let you know when you’re done “exercising.”

Hat tip: Desi R

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  1. innominatus

    August 5th, 2009

    I dunno, I’ve been doing this since I was around 11 and my arms aren’t so hot.

    Maybe be weight you were shaking wasn’t big enough to give you much of a workout?

    /ducks under desk

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  2. BigFurHat

    August 5th, 2009

    No… that priest was huge.

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  3. hanovefist

    August 5th, 2009

    “I dunno, I’ve been doing this since I was around 11 and my arms aren’t so hot.”

    -By BigFurHand

    ;-)

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  4. BigFurHat

    August 5th, 2009

    Yup, blind as a bat, furry palms and skinny arms…
    tragic.

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  5. Reiuxcat

    August 5th, 2009

    “No… that priest was huge.”

    I was wondering where you got that candy bar.

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  6. I_pwn_moonbatz

    August 5th, 2009

    BigFurHand…ironic that it’s posted by someone named “Hanoverfist”?

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  7. Irony Curtain

    August 5th, 2009

    I know that motion…wait a minute…it’ll come to me…I KNOW it….don’t tell me…..

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  8. Poodleskirt

    August 5th, 2009

    I finally went, O…M…G…!, at the 1:30 mark.
    It’s been a long day. I had to call Barbara Boxer’s office and tell them that I saw a worrisome website entitled “Organizing for Health Care” so she could see where the mobs are learning their tactics. The web address is: my.barackobama.com No joke.

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  9. Revernd Idaho Spud

    August 5th, 2009

    If this was Michelle Obamas secret then the rumors of being a transexual are true?

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  10. OMG

    August 5th, 2009

    LMAO!!!! Had to send this link to a lot of people.

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  11. Boobie The Rocket Dog

    August 6th, 2009

    huh? handjOBAMA ?

    Mehsell’s ass is still the size of New Jersey. What kind of SHAKE WEIGHT do they make for that? Does it have a broadhead point at one end?

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  12. Eric

    August 9th, 2009

    I gave my EX one of these ‘devices’ on the day I met her. Something they don’t tell you in the video, or on the website, is that if you don’t use it it doesn’t work; hence the term EX.

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