iOwnTheWorld.com

Solidarity forever
Union Akbar.

JWM

+9

“If we have stuff people can afford, the terrorists win!”

+8

$avings/Beheadings

+5

Wake up America . <—– my sign

+6

or maybe

“Death to discounts!”

+6

Death to the infidel shoppers.

+6

“Save Money. Live Better ” “by blowing myself up…”

+8

You can beat your wife but she better not be paid less than a man for the same job.

+6

Save money, live better

Kill an infidel, beat your wife

+8

Value of the day, used burka with minor blood stains.

+9

Knock down prices on Sharia enforcers.

+4

No to tacky Clothes
Yes to Burkas

+6

No self inflatble pool toys
Yes to those that blow themselves up

+6

Walmart Jokes

15 Things To Do At Walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, ‘Code 3′ in housewares….. and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

6. Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you’ll invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna look” using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!” “PICK ME!”

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!”

A woman goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Walmart “associate” standing there with dark shades on. She says, “Excuse me sir …..can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?”

He says , “Ma’am I’m blind but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes.”
She didn’t believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said “That’s a 6′ graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line……It’s a good all around rod and reel and it’s $20.00.”

She says, “That’s amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it’s what I’m looking for so I’ll take it” He walks behind the counter to the register. And in the meantime the woman farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her … being blind he wouldn’t know that she was the only person around.

He rings up the sale and says, “That will be $25.50.”
She says, “But didn’t you say it was $20.00?”
He says, “Yes ma’am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50!”

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No to Shopping Choices
Yes to No Choices

+6

No to Ham Sales in Walmart
Yes to Mohamed in Allamart

+1

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So, the “no thumbing” directive – that was just a suggestion? You know, like the U.S. Constitution?

+7

“The streets will run red with American blood
AND savings!”

+6

“Korans are now 2 for $2!”

+9

If you build it they will crash planes into it?

+4

“We shall overcome, with LOW LOW prices!”

+3

Pigs are always welcome at Walmart!

BTW Pinko, good to see some originality.

Sucking up – that helps!
Thanks very much – Mr. Pinko

+6

“Our prices fall faster than Ground Zero.”

+6

We have Unions:Muslims:Mosques
3 Strikes were out

0

Walmart destroys families!

+1

“They’ve got King Cyrus, but we’ve got Miley!”

+2

Can we have a Sams Club?

+1

Down with Capitalism
Up with Radicalism

+7

Dale,that’s spelled, “Hamas Club”

+2

“We don’t want companies where women are paid less, but we do want mosques where women are valued less.”

+8

To many secrets inside Walmart.

+1

Walmart should be more inviting and understanding if they want to build here!

+3

“We sell collars and leashes for our pets, not our women”

+9

“Our electronics don’t electrocute.”

+3

“When customers complain, we refund and exchange.
When Muslims complain, they bomb our planes.”

+7

Not Walmart
Not Now
Wait till the dust settles

+3

“We don’t sell women in bulk”

+5

Greeted with a tic and a smile?

or

A smile and a tick..tick..tick

+1

I HATE NEW YORK!
I LOVE WALMART!

+1

NO SMILEY FACES!!

+2

Where else is Rauf gonna buy
discount chlorine for that sweet
community pool?

+6

Don’t Worry – They’ll Have A Machete Department

+3

“Walmart. We ASK for permission to build, first.”

+5

We won’t trust a store started by some guy named Sam Walton!!!

+1

“At Walmart we smoke meats, not women and children.”

+2

(Okay – you guys can stone me for this one)
((I also notice that Pamela didn’t reprint this one over
at Atlas… I’m very used to being a disappointment!!)

Hey! We’ll have retards in the lobby too!

+7

Did you every see the way people who frequent Walmart act?

We don’t want them around here.

+1

Walmart sells ham.

Ham is offensive!

0

If we don’t allow this we won’t be able to build a BJ’s

+1

Hmmm… Here’s something ironic. You can beat your women and children inside Walmarts and mosques.
(Don’t think I forgot about you, Kmart)

0

Okay, so I got a handful of TDs for my satirical “Jesus hates now kill yourself emo kid” post, BFH better get some too or I might think you guys are biased. -_-
heh. I thumbed ya down -bfh

0

Our 72 Virgins only work the parking lot.

+6

Democrats.

Always Low Accomplices.

+3

Female Genital Mutilation: Always Low Slices, Always

+6

Check out our website:
PeopleofWalmart.com
Stoningpeople.com
Choppinghandsoff.com
Peoplekilledbymuslimson911.com
Which website is really Disgusting??
ANYONE???

+2

BFH:
Those aren’t retards;they are called Trainees

+1

We don’t want a building erected to peddle crazy ideas…like low prices.

+2

WalidMart greeter

“Welcome to WalidMart!” “How may I kill you?”

http://i979.photobucket.com/albums/ae277/RAPH6969/WM.jpg

+7

What would Jesus build?

+6

Higher prices, that’s all Walmart can oppress?

+8

I think i solved the problem

A mosque with a Walmart in it.
OR
A Walmart with a Mosque in it.

Mr.Pinko:
I would like an autographed photo of you. With a blur where your face is.

LOL – where do I send it? – Mr. Pinko

+4

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0

YES TO WAL-MART
NO TO TWIN TARGETS

+5

DEATH TO K-MART

+4

WAL-MART WILL RULE THE WORLD!

+3

WAL-MART, BECAUSE ALLAH LOVES LITTLE BOUNCING HEADS

+5

CHIARA YES
WALMART NO or

MOSQUE YES
WALMART NO

+2

Bored/Racist Walmart is the retailer of pieces.
Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas.

+2

What would Mohamed build?

+1

What would Atlas build?

+1

Quinn eats O’Donnell. both gaylics (Gaelic)

+1

Walmart
we respect
Christianity
Judaism
(Islam: Not so much)

0

Walmart
Guarantees
No Stonings

+3

“No WMD’s. Just SKU’s”

+5

“We create jobs, they create bombs!”

+4

“At least we’re not Kmart”

+2

2012 Ticket
Palin/Atlas
Humina
Humina

+1

Wal-Mart! More Fun Than Mecca!

+8

The difference between the Ground zero Mosque and a yoplait yogurt at Wal-Mart?

The yogurt has living culture!

+7

NYC. We allow the building of a mosque to preach the word of a pedophilic-suicidical-chauvinist-narcissistic-racist lunatic Muhammed,but find 1001 reasons to condemn Wal-mart!

+4

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O! I forgot

DEATH TO ISLAM!

+6

From I.E.D.’s to DVD’s…We’ve got it all

+5

While helping Hamas hide weapons on the Gaza flotilla we learned Wal-Mart sold the box cutters used on 9-11
Say No to freedom fighter supporter Wal-Mart

+1

Unlike Muslim women…At Walmart you see more

+2

People are offended by Walmart greeters saying ” Merry Christmas” ….Mosque at Ground Zero…not so much

+6

Blue Light Special – BAD
Blood Wife Stoning – GOOD

+2

Death to Israel and Large Volume Retailing!

+3

Walmart

Where death to apostates are always on sale

0

Walmart
Where values on suicide vests can be found

+1

Walmart
Roll Back on all the stuff you need for your kill infidels season

0

Walmart Manhattan
Roll Back on Anti Sharia Needs

0

You’ll lose your head over our discount Quran prices

+9

Walmart
Manhattan Grand Opening
Rolling Back Civilization To 14th Century

+5

Walmart
Sharia Roll Backs on All Infidel Laws

(To get that Geller Woman)

+1

Shi’ites,

Check out our “Shi’ite Wonderland” display of chains for the self flagellation season

+3

Walmart
Slashing Infidel Throats

Great Savings on Camcorders

+4

Just in time for Islamic New Year
Huge blowout sale on martyr’s vests

+5

NYC doesn’t deserve WAL-MART

–•–

Build in JERSEY CITY!

+1

Really not nice to pick on Walmart in order to insult Mohammad, after all they are American as Apple pie.

Walmart or Ground Zero Victory Mosque? =

Liberty or Stone Age Sharia Savagery

+4

Sam Walton or a Stone Age Founder of a Cult of Blood and Murder?

+3

Season’s Greetings from Mayor Bloomberg

Oh you better watch out
You better go pray
Better stay away from those friends who are gay
Shariah Law is coming to town

+5

Walmart + Free Enterprise + Prosperity = The American Dream

Unions + Commies + New York Politicians + Ground Zero Mosque = American Nightmare

+7

Prices slashed like an infidel’s throat in our turban department

+7

Roll Back the Human Apostasy of The Religion of Misery and Death

+2

Women:
Just say NO to poor pay and no promotion!
And YES to eternal oppression!

+2

Atlas Shrugged
Walmart Is born

Mohammad born
Sharia Inslaves

0

Wall Mosque!
http://maser-media.org/WordPress/?p=2950

+4

Ground Zero Mosque =
Roll Back Of Civilization

+1

Shop low Prices on Extreme Islam, Anti American Propaganda of Muslim Fundamentalism,and much more shite at the ground zero Mosque while in NYC.

0

Ground Zero Mosque = 24 Hour Saving on Death to Apostates

0

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0

Live Better Live Sharia

0

The religion of Shop.

Walmart should just declare itself a religion. Then building a temple (store) would be an assertion of freedom of religion and out of the City Council’s hands–lest they declare themselves biased against one religion over another.

As the deity of the religion of Shop I nominate Friedrich August Hayek.

+1

Moderate Muslims for Low Low Prices

+3

Bloomberg + Unions + NY City Counsel + GZM = American Sharia Quislings Dressed Up In PC Insanity

0

Moderate Muslims for non-union DEAD-end jobs

0

GZM + Bloomberg =
Roll Back of Liberty

+1

Moderate Muslims: Blowing up people er prices every day

0

Wal-mart; Allah’s gift to Muslim women.

+2

“We don’t want companies where women are…paid less…and not promoted.
You can be very clear that I don’t want that”
But I do want to be subservient.

+4

Bloomberg + Unions = Manhattan Branch Of The 5th Column:
The Great American Apostate To Liberty

+1

George Soros has his bloody hands in this somehow

+2

NYC needs a Wal-Mart like it needs a ground zero Mosque!

+2

Sam Walton is to America

What Mohammad is to Genocide

What Mayor Bloomberg is to Treason

+9

NYC council and the ground zero Mosque

Equal opportunity opressor’s.

+1

No to savings
Yes to cavings

+3

Walmart is to American Exceptionalism

What GZM is to World Caliphate

What Obama is to Upholding our Liberty

What Bloomberg is to Representing The Will of The People

0

No to EVIL rival
Long LIVE Feisel

+1

Behead those who defame Walmart!

There is no discount store but Walmart and Sam Walton is it’s founder.

Save money or Jihad, Infidel!

+4

Thank God for Walmart:

Roll Backs on 7.6, 5.56 and shells for Mr. 12

(Stock up now boys and girls, your gonna need em)

+2

Pay retail,
Go to Hell!

+1

I am Sam
I like ham.
I am Feisel
I like reprisal

+7

NYC politicians and Islamic Imam’s;

Where ones open mind slams shut.

+2

Petrus….

to frickin funny….

green eggs and ham
Islam like spam,
both made up from a lotta of shit you dont like!

+3

1) [WALMART][MACY'S]

NO DISCOUNT STORES IN MANHATTAN!!!!

(a play on the “No Ground Zero Mosque” bus campaign)

0

I lost half that poster due to some HTML malfeasance^^^^^^^^^

Nevermind.

0

Wahabbi world,
not Wally world!

+3

Mistreatment of workers …unaccceptable
The stoning of a woman to death …very acceptable unless you’re a racist

+3

The difference between bargain prices and intolerance is only a beheading away

0

Walmart…where our people are not on the terror watch list

+5

Muzzie Trash – Not White Trash.

+3

Always The Lowest Common Denominator – Always.

0

Bleaters Not Greeters.

+3

Capitalism = Zionism

+1

Welcome To Muzzie Mart, Suckers!

0

Little girls burqas, HALF OFF

0

We stone high prices to death.

+7

It’s not a store.
It’s a COMMUNITY CENTER!

+8

Goats and Rugs, Not Food and Drugs.

+6

Our prices are THE BOMB!

+7

Taqiyya – Not IKEA.

+4

Mo better prices, Always!

0

Falling Skyscrapers – YES!!!

Falling Prices – NO !!!

+8

About 2 years ago, a real estate company wanted to turn the Kingsbridge Armory in the Bronx into a mall. The neighborhood, is a poor poor neighborhood, and the mall would have been a huge shot in the arm, as far as jobs and money into the economy.
Well, the supermarket unions and the borough president all came out screaming for something called a living wage. The neighborhood, poor and unemployed joined in the protest looking for a “living wage” The real estate company got disgusted and pulled plans. So what’s left? The rotting Kingsbridge Armory. No jobs, no stores no wages,”living”or otherwise.
The elites like Christine Quinn look down their nose at Wal-Mart, meanwhile everyone in the Bronx goes to the Walmarts in Westchester county

+5

GZM supporters = Goats and Sheeple

+2

Say No to Walmart, Let Allah do the Savings!

+2

Say “No” to Wal Mart!

(Because nobody should have to hear:

“Salaam Alleiekum, and welcome to Walmart.”)

0

It’s not a STORE

It’s a COMMUNITY CENTER (for hillbillies)

0

Say “Yes” to Wal-Mosque!

(Save Money, Kill Better)

+1

Build It –
or
INCITE RETAILERS all over the world!

+4

That’s hilarious, the first 2 signs are mine.

+3

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If you’re urgin’ for the virgins

Check out our latest line of suicide vests!!

+4

Ground Zero Mosque.
Spend money. Live bitter.

+3

Ground Zero Mosque.
Chop till you drop!

+4

No affordable goods in my back yard!

+4

The only thing New York wants from China is its form of government!

+2

If we slash throats instead of prices, THEN can we build?

+4

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NYC Walmart: Real Children Available in the Children’s Department.

0

After seeing some of the photos of Walmart shoppers…aren’t you glad at least muslim women are covered up

0

Even our 3:00 am shoppers have more class.

+1

Chopping Greeter For Hire!

+2

Walmart has greeters and the Ground Zero Mega Mosque has beaters.

+5

WALMART: Sticks and Stones for Breaking Bones–Aisle 5!

+2

WALMART: A whole ALLAH savings for all your jihadi needs.

+2

Mr Chris

Noone ever pays attention to that no thumbing rule — except when it comes to (lol)

+1

Our pool toys don’t blow themselves up!

+2

Islam R Us – YES!
Walmart – NO!

+1

xavier 823 said…

If you left all other things aside and just looked on an economic basis the Ground Zero Mosque will being very few jobs to the city , will be completely tax exempt and wide up costing the city money. On the other hand a Walmart will bring in jobs, bring tax dollars to the city and state and allow the people in the area to shop and save money. Its a no brainer , unless your Bloomberg who is bed with the Saudis. Then it makes sense to stab your city, religion, and culture in the back.

+2

GZM = no jobs
GZM = no tax revenue
GZM = will cost the city money

Wal-mart = jobs
Wal-mart = tax revenues
Wal-mart = shop and save money

+5

We love A-Rabs

but

Hate little Chinamen

0

Sam

or

Imam?

Aside from the sign… A quick quote about Sam from Wiki pretty much sums up why WalMart is so unwelcome.

“In 1985, Sam Walton began a program designed to stem the ‘tide of communism’ in Central America by promoting capitalism and privatization”

+6

Bloomin Idiot Says No To Walmart

+3

[...] I Own the World has discovered that New York City is having a rare moral quandary. There is a controversy stirring the activist juices of concerned New Yorker like no Islamic Center on Ground Zero could. New York City is holding a “Walmart” hearing on December 14th to see whether or not they are “allowing” Walmart to build a store in New York City. City Council Speaker Christine Quinn joined a labor protest against the retailer last June, the Daily News reported. [...]

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It’s a Savings Jihad!!

+5

Ten percent off the top should mean prices, not beheading!

+4

Bloodbath & Beyond!

+8

Not to rain on anyone’s parade but I wouldnt support any new Walmart store. They were in favor of the Healthcare bill and Cap and trade.

Must pick the lesser of two evils. And it also makes it all the more hypocritical of Bloomberg. – Mr. Pinko

+1

Hey Bloomberg, tolerate affordability!

0

all muslims allowed past our greeters unmolested.

Fuck islam

+1

Beware falling prices…and landing gear!

+1