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  1. FreeMan Tea Man

    November 23rd, 2010

    ProgTologist & Thief

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  2. Angry Pancreas

    November 23rd, 2010

    Nice. I could almost hear the glove snapping.
    *shudder*

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  3. Melody Carlson

    November 23rd, 2010

    TSA….Tough Shit America!

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  4. Cracker Baby

    November 23rd, 2010

    I think the image speaks for itself! I got nothin’!

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  5. "Muck Raker Mark"

    November 23rd, 2010

    I see they found the perfect picture for “libtardproglodytologist” in the dictionary.

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  6. mcnorman

    November 23rd, 2010

    Ewwww, the blue glove. Where has it been?

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  7. Petrus

    November 23rd, 2010

    Michael Jackson got away with wearing one and no one thought he was nuts!

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  8. Lisa G in NZ

    November 23rd, 2010

    Don’t worry, the government will keep you safe… by not profiling any mooslims, sticking fingers in children’s orafices and getting the general American population used to being un-constitionally groped and fondled…

    next up: Naps wants scanners in bus and train terminal…

    sorry America, you are now officially SHEEP

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  9. mcnorman

    November 23rd, 2010

    Yes Petrus, but MJ did not touch everyone’s parts willy nilly. Really, a docs office can’t reuse the same glove.

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  10. Petrus

    November 23rd, 2010

    @Mcnorman
    I beg to differ but I believe MJ did touch both Willy & Nilly’s parts. ;-)
    As for the use of gloves by MD’s you are absolutely right. Touching inside the bra, waistband, socks, groin, etc. from person to person is transmitting all sorts of potential dangerous contagions.

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  12. Weldor

    November 23rd, 2010

    Anyplace I really need to go, the Jeep can take me.

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  13. Angry Pancreas

    November 23rd, 2010

    I can’t remember where I read it, but aren’t they thinking about doing the whole TSA business at bus stations, train stations and docks too?

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  14. Angry Pancreas

    November 23rd, 2010

    Oh but pay no attention to the border, mmkaythanks.

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  15. Lisa G in NZ

    November 23rd, 2010

    @angy pancreas: correct, buses, trains, docks… discussed at gatewaypundit.rightnetwork.com

    …next up: EVERY road with checkpoints; all Americans to bend over for mandatory rectal searching every day

    … don’t tell me it ain’t plausible

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  16. Mt Top Patriot

    November 23rd, 2010

    Bend over you got nuttin’ to worry about, I’m the one you been waitin’ for.

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  17. Tim

    November 23rd, 2010

    “Show me your papers! Unless you are a rat-person.”

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  18. cracker nelson

    November 23rd, 2010

    Fuck it. I’m defecting. Take my American rights and burn them in a body scan machine. I’ll come back as an illegal. And have more rights than you. “HA-HA!”

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  19. eternal cracker p

    November 23rd, 2010

    @Lisa G: and face east while it occurs. 5 times a day.

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  20. Nunya

    November 23rd, 2010

    Right back atcha, Barry

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  21. Dan Ryan Galt

    November 23rd, 2010

    Is that his I Q or his number of black parents?

    Oh wait……………….never mind.

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  22. old_oaks

    November 23rd, 2010

    Is Obambi a narcissist?

    In sign.

    Middle finger salute = Fcuk

    Thumbs up = Yeah

    Do it simultaneously = Fcuk Yeah!

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  23. FreeMan Tea Man

    November 23rd, 2010

    He is pressing the reset button.

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  24. Sicktoy

    November 23rd, 2010

    Yep, I can read that statement. Asshat…

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  25. Rightwingfeather

    November 23rd, 2010

    LOL!

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  26. 1MadJack

    November 23rd, 2010

    Here’s a little note I received from my younger brother about the TSA. he’s not young though. ;)

    Well I’ve known the TSA is nothing but bullshit since I was traveling to NJ back in March 2007. They had me on a no fly list someplace which meant I had to check in at the counter each time and get the search done each time. It was so fuckin crazy and maddening at the same time. They are totally incompetent and completely uncaring. It took me months to find somebody to talk to about it and then when I filled out the paper work to get off the list, I never heard from anyone until this year, 3 years later. So every time some asshole tries to blow up a plane, they just react to it. What’s next I wonder.

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  27. 1MadJack

    November 23rd, 2010

    A very good article about the worthlessness of the TSA.

    http://spectator.org/archives/2010/11/23/disband-the-tsa

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  28. In character

    November 23rd, 2010

    [...] Today’s Photoshop of the day. [...]

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  29. Jim Hlavac

    November 24th, 2010

    Last time I was groped like that by a straight guy … no wait a minute. Never! Thank the heavens. I find that just gross. Keep your hands to yourself! If I’m going to be groped, please, only by a consenting guy in a consensual relationship! That’s all I ask. And that’s not a special right at all. :)

    Meanwhile, ban guys named Mohammed, Fatah, and “I want to kill Americans” and the skies will be safer.

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  30. Berlet98

    November 24th, 2010

    Dems in Denial and Frustration

    Never renowned for graciousness in victory, Democrats are proving they can be downright nasty and ignorant in the wake of widespread defeat and the loss of the House of Representatives three weeks ago.

    As their leader’s job approval rating keeps slip, slip, slipping away and now wallows at 39%, according to Zogby, (it was 49% less than two months ago), some of Obama’s party have engaged in the blame game even as they tighten their parachute straps. Others are pouting.

    One of the pouters and always the most pathetic and now emerging as the most comical member of the Dem leadership, Rep. Barney Frank of Massachusetts’ 4th CD is bemoaning the loss of his chairmanship of the powerful House Financial services Committee where he has ruled the roost for four years. With Senator Tom Dodd, he effectively did his bit to precipitate the banking collapse although he contends his extended love affair with Fannie Mae exec Herb Moses had absolutely nothing to do with any of that.

    Poor Barney, notable and proud Democrat homosexual, was undismayed by being caught with his jockeys down and having an affair with a male prostitute, Stephen L. Gobie, whom he allowed to peddle his services out of his Georgetown basement. He’s dismayed now, however.

    He may or not have been aware of the double entendre-loaded quality of his moan that serving under incoming, majority Republicans on the Financial Services Committee will be a “great pain in the ass:” http://tiny.cc/qjz71

    I’d quess the ever-witty Barney was fully aware of what he was saying and how he said it. After all, what better way to advertise his homosexuality to anyone unaware of how he swings and to gather a recruit or two?

    Less amusing was Barack Obama’s explanation of why his Dems were roundly trounced on November 2nd. In essence, our brilliant, “philosopher president,” as he has been called, believes the American people were just too damned stupid to understand and appreciate his message.

    The last election, according to Obama, was not a repudiation of him or his socialistic policies but rather is attributable to his failure to communicate his message to those millions of voting dolts. His lackeys at MSNBC seconded that excuse . . .
    (Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=2803)

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