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From Gizmodo

At the heart of the controversy over “body scanners” is a promise: The images of our naked bodies will never be public. U.S. Marshals in a Florida Federal courthouse saved 35,000 images on their scanner. These are those images.

A Gizmodo investigation has revealed 100 of the photographs saved by the Gen 2 millimeter wave scanner from Brijot Imaging Systems, Inc., obtained by a FOIA request after it was recently revealed that U.S. Marshals operating the machine in the Orlando, Florida courthouse had improperly-perhaps illegally-saved images of the scans of public servants and private citizens.

You can see the blobby bodies here:

Keep in mind, this is the cruder technology. There is nakeder technology being used. This video just serves to prove that the images are being saved.

Here’s a picture that was uncovered that was simply labeled B.F.

Any ideas who this could be?

» 24 Comments

  1. R.Neville

    November 16th, 2010

    BAWNEY!!!!!!!! I’ll bet that gerbil has lots of room to romp, since Bawney’s hindquarters have been visited by more men than The Baseball Hall of Fame. Well….they’re not men, actually: humanoid creatures with penis’s.

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  2. historicus

    November 16th, 2010

    Barney’s own stimulus package.

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  3. Soup2Nuts

    November 16th, 2010

    Since when does Richard Gere use the initials “B F?”

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  4. norman einstein

    November 16th, 2010

    I know it’s a gerbil…but…I’ll be danged!
    That looks like Alan!
    Alan….Alan, Alan…Al…Alan…Alan….Alan, Alan! Hmmm….
    Maybe it’s Steve!
    Steve, Steve…Steve…Steve, Steve, Steve!

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  5. Doc

    November 16th, 2010

     
  6. LibertyMilitia

    November 16th, 2010

    So, what did the brown gerbel say to the white gerbel?

    New in town?

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  7. Dianne

    November 16th, 2010

    I immediately thought of Richard Gere and laughed.

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  8. FreeMan Tea Lover

    November 16th, 2010

    Not sure what is worse for the gerbil, to be stuck up the ass of a smelly bloated progtard, or have a bottle of beer shoved up yours?

    If I were playing Zumondo I would say, I’ll take the beer bottle, less chance of contamination.

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  9. Vinny

    November 16th, 2010

    @ Dianne….I did the same thing!!

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  10. Alpha Maser

    November 16th, 2010

    I don’t give a “rat’s ass” about liberals / progressives / socialists / commie bastids…

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  11. Grayscape

    November 16th, 2010

    Rosie O’nasty….after a party at Big Sis’s house….

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  12. Dick Indataco

    November 16th, 2010

    Ummm, Lemmiwinks?

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  13. MAJ Mike

    November 16th, 2010

    Richard Gere!

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  14. sig94

    November 16th, 2010

    That’s actually a Great Dane. Barney has room for a dog and pony show.

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  15. Melody

    November 16th, 2010

    TOP 11 SCARIEST THINGS ABOUT THIS STORY

    11. “I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum.” – Good start.

    10. “As usual,Kiki shouted out “Armageddon” – They do this frequently? (Or, at least they have done this more than once).

    9. “So I peered into the tube.” – I’m sorry, but that’s like looking through a telescope into hell. I’d rather use binoculars to stare at the sun.

    8. The poor gerbil (who obviously suffers from low self esteem) being shot out out the guy’s ass like Rocky the Flying Squirrel.

    7. Suffering a broken nose from a gerbil being launched out of someone’s anus. I’m just guessing, but I seriously doubt the said gerbil was springtime fresh after his little journey into Kiki’s tunnel of love.

    6. People walking around with these volcanic-like pockets of gas in their rectums.

    5. This happened in Salt Lake City. What kind of people are those Mormons? I’m starting to get a whole new image of the Osmond family.

    4. “First and second degree burns to the anus.” Wouldn’t this make the burning itch and discomfort of hemorrhoids a welcome relief? How does one ever take a healthy dump after something like this? And the smell of a burning anus must be in the top five most horrible scents on the face of God’s green earth.

    3. People named “Kiki” which is obviously a Polynesian word for: “Idiotic men who shove rodents up their butts.”

    2. What kind of hospital would hold a press conference on this?

    1. People who do this kind of thing and then admit what they were doing when taken to the emergency room. Sorry, but I think I would have made up a story about a gang of roving, pyromaniac, anal sex fiends breaking into my house and sodomizing me with a charcoal lighter before I admitted the truth. Call me old fashioned, but I just can’t imagine looking at a doctor and saying “Well Doc, it’s like this. You see we have this gerbil named Raggot and we took this cardboard tube

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  16. Ham&Mothers

    November 16th, 2010

    Looking at the picture, i could give a rat’s ass.

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  17. jf

    November 16th, 2010

    Could it be the initials B.F.stand for Barack Fobama?

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  18. Cracker Annie Mouse

    November 16th, 2010

    it’s looking a lot worse — they are voting in the union…..
    http://www.govexec.com/dailyfed/111210l3.htm

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  19. Grandpa Cracker

    November 16th, 2010

    Anyone ever considered that instead of trying to find the “objects” we should be looking for the “terrorists”. I mean seriously. This entire search for objects is just ridiculous and a complete waste of resources and effort. Lets just say you actually X-Ray’d a Grenade in the rectum of a strangly walking muslim. What then.?

    Granted those who create these so called “object finding machines” probably have a pretty well funded lobbying effort to keep the public thinking this pretense is worthwhile, but it is all just smoke and mirrors while padding the bottom line of corporations gaining financially from their new fangled machines. There is no actual security in looking for objects. Think about it.

    We need to defund the TSA completely, and immediately begin a school to teach psychological evaluatory techniques to professional airport security screeners. Not McDonalds former workers in blue rubber gloves grabbing my crotch or feeling Mrs. Pa’s boobs for hidden superdisintergrating modulators. But, rather professionally trained behavioral/psychological profilers who know what to look for.

    If ya want me to drop the Levis and check out the contents of my boxers fine, you can even validate the existance of a reasonably successful breeding process. Heck the modicums of my modesty have long since passed concern for such publicity. But let that not allow the effectivness of such a ridiculous notion to create the illusion of providing security.

    Think about it. In all these TSA years of checking crotches, boobs, butts, and crevaces, has an object more dangerous than the underwire portion of a well endowed D Cup ever been found? Yet, with millions upon millions of such frisks behind us (pun intended) nary so much as a snap-n-pop discovered.

    How about we stop this ridiculous hunt for objects, and actually begin to seek the persons who would be carrying such objects. Hint They ain’t gonna show up in BVD’s with plans to detonate a dirty bomb at the checkpoint. WE NEED RANDOM SCREENING AND BEHAVIORAL PROFILING. Knock off this silly stroller checking and cursory child molesting under the guise of protecting the public, smackdown the ACLU protestors in advance, and Profile the hell out of random potential terroristic types.

    Just my 2 cents.

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  20. Rat's Ass

    November 16th, 2010

    MOTHER !!!!
    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!

    :-(

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  21. lets_fly_nude

    November 16th, 2010

    This is what we all ought to do: http://tinyurl.com/lets-fly-nude

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  22. Mrs. GilbertCracker

    November 17th, 2010

    OK, this one made up for the loaf of bread…. :D

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    April 16th, 2011

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  24. X-ray technologist Boobie

    April 16th, 2011

    The picture reveals that whatever Richard Gere, Barney Frank or whoever is trying to smuggle past TSA will show up in the scan and likely be shared with the world, if it’s interesting; light bulb, Pepsi bottle, flashlight, etc.

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