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Home - by - November 9, 2010 - 11:09 America/New_York - 36 Comments

We never wished Obama well on the anniversary of his historic election victory.

Wish him well in the comments.

Image by THE LOOKING SPOON

» 36 Comments

  1. Mr.Pinko

    November 9th, 2010

    We already wished him well this past Nov. 2nd

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  2. Majestic Machinegun Messiah

    November 9th, 2010

    Oh, GEE thanks obama for turning us into a joke, bowing to our enemies, making our economy even worse, and most of all, showing your unadulterated hatred of us.

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  3. Diann

    November 9th, 2010

    POUND SAND, DOUCHBAG!!!!

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  4. Buck Ofama

    November 9th, 2010

    Enjoy your one term, DOUCHEBAG!

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  5. Don't Tread On Me

    November 9th, 2010

    For he’s a jolly good fellow,
    His pant legs are turning yellow,
    His spine is made out of Jell-O,
    Which nobody can deny!
    (But try, Chris Matthews!)
    Which nobody can deny (join in, Katie Couric!), which nobody can deny (now Oprah!)
    For he’s a socialist fellow, which the MSM denies.

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  6. Call me Lennie

    November 9th, 2010

    Happy anniversary, Mr President and thank you We couldn’t have fatally discredited liberalism and the old media without you

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  7. jana

    November 9th, 2010

    Happy Anniversary, Barry! We got you a new Congress!

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  8. Geri

    November 9th, 2010

    How about I just wish you were IN a well, O, so you couldn’t ruin this country anymore than you already have.

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  9. Claudia

    November 9th, 2010

    Happy Anniversary! And here is your gift:

    My wish to you is that you suffer under what you want for the citizens of the USA.

    Altho, we have decided to decline your offer.

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  10. 1MadJack

    November 9th, 2010

    After looking at all the comments I kinda like how Diann summed it up, Pound Sand, Douchebag the best! ;)

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  11. Nunya

    November 9th, 2010

    Wish you HELL, Comrade POS Obama, Wish you HELL

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  12. Weldor

    November 9th, 2010

    Happy halfway point of your last term, Comrade Zero.

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  13. grayjohn

    November 9th, 2010

    Happy anniversary in hell quisling turd bandit.

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  14. woody

    November 9th, 2010

    Please accept these 50 cases of Marlboros as our belated gift. Try and smoke them all in a week.

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  15. m00pa

    November 9th, 2010

    Cruciatus…Imperius…Avada Kedavra !!
    (Ref: Harry Potter)

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  16. Wyatt

    November 9th, 2010

    Like Chris Matthews, I still get a tingle up my leg. However, the doctor assures me it is a temporary condition and no surgery is necessary.

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  17. kono

    November 9th, 2010

    yep…still praying psalm 109:8…now for obama AND biden…

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  18. Cunning Linguist

    November 9th, 2010

    Know thine enemy….
    cough! hack! cough!

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  19. Czar of Defenestration

    November 9th, 2010

    I flushed TWICE, in hopes my Anniversary Present would reach him faster!

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  20. Ray

    November 9th, 2010

    That cupcake pic reminds me of “My Favorite Martian” ….Obama is “My Favorite Marxist”

    Wake me up Jan 20, 2013….

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  21. Doc

    November 9th, 2010

    Phuck you communist piece of shit.

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  22. Cunning Linguist

    November 9th, 2010

    Thanks woody, as you can see, I’m trying!

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  23. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 9th, 2010

    BIDEN 2010

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  24. kono

    November 9th, 2010

    hell….boehner 2010

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  25. Johnny Freedom

    November 9th, 2010

    Get out, prick.

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  26. Loretta in Indiana

    November 9th, 2010

    Ancient Islamic blessing…. May 1000 locusts crawl up your rectum and find themselves a home…

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  27. Luna Sea

    November 9th, 2010

    Assayalikium Assahola.

    That’s moslem for FU Ahole.

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  28. norman einstein

    November 9th, 2010

    I acknowledged his anniversary, in a rather ‘personal’ way.
    First I made a huge pot of chili, with lots of beans. Then I made a batch of coleslaw with cabbage and onion.
    It was all delicious, and I washed it down with a few beers.
    Then, I spent the rest of the night farting in his general direction.
    It were wonderful and very celebratory.
    (Didn’t light any, though. We KNOW what that can lead to.)

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  29. Webonot

    November 9th, 2010

    Happy Anniversary! Now get the fuck out.

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  30. Tim

    November 9th, 2010

    After sauerkraut and kielbasa smothered in brown mustard I made ObamaDolls.

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  31. Debbie

    November 9th, 2010

     
  32. sig94

    November 9th, 2010

    Thank Heaven
    For huge egos.
    For huge egos get bigger every day.

    Thank Heaven
    For huge egos.
    They blow up in the most delightful way.

    Those Democrats
    So fragile and now reeling
    With all their cash
    They’re in the trash
    ObamaCare we’re repealing.

    Thank Heaven
    For huge egos.
    Thank Heaven for them all
    No matter where, no matter who
    They pissed off all the voters
    Now they’re screwed.

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  33. Stirrin the Pitcher

    November 9th, 2010

    Here’s to looking forward to a repeat performance on your fourth (and final) anniversary:

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101109/ap_on_el_ge/us_democrats2012

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  34. Stirrin the Pitcher

    November 9th, 2010

    @Debbie – hilarious picture!

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  35. Team America

    November 9th, 2010

    Happy trails to you, hope we NEVER meet again.

    Some trails are happy ones,
    Others are blue.
    It’s the way you ride the trail that counts,
    And you’ve made us all blue.

    phuck off oblowme and all of your cronies.

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  36. 1MadJack

    November 9th, 2010

    @Debbie, where have you been? Hilarious pic! ;) :mrgreen:

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