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  1. maryann

    October 8th, 2010

    Recovery summer , back from the brink, can you believe they fell for that, what morons

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  2. F.D.R. in Hell

    October 8th, 2010

    Obama is leaving on an Asia trip two days after the November Elections.

    Remember, Truman was opposed to A-bombing Japan, so, instead of openly supporting the missions, he conveniently went on a diplomatic trip in order to be out of the US on August 6th and the 9th in 1945.

    I wonder what’s up with your President’s chopstick jaunt.

    Just askin’

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  3. bitterclinger

    October 8th, 2010

    Ace is unleashing the Kraken on Monday — he and another righty blogger (as yet unnamed)are going all in on Monday with their GOTV effort. (This pix is all the motivation any right-thinking American signed up.)

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  4. Diogenes Sarcastica

    October 8th, 2010

    …and then we said unemployment wouldn’t reach 8%

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  5. Snowball the Sourpuss

    October 8th, 2010

    Barry see’s a new magic trick.

    Gibbs: “Hey, look boss. Somebody cut off my thumb”

    Lord, how I loath and detest that man.

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  6. Buck Ofama

    October 8th, 2010

    “Can you believe all those stupid white people voted for me?” “What retards!”

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  7. kono

    October 8th, 2010

    and then…and then…nancy said “we have to pass the bill to see what’s in it…” i thought i would wee wee all over myself…hahahahahahahaha

    i really can’t stand anyone who still supports these asshats…

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  8. Rightwingfeather

    October 8th, 2010

    …and then we told them I was a Christian.

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  9. Buck Ofama

    October 8th, 2010

    @Snowball,

    I’m with you.

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  10. fb

    October 8th, 2010

    Taking a look at David Axelrod’s face it looks like Barry if making some politically incorrect combover jokes.

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  11. Rightwingfeather

    October 8th, 2010

    ….and then we told them that we’d tax only rich folk.

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  12. Quaint Tarah

    October 8th, 2010

    ….can I write his prescription?

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  13. FreeMan Pumpkin Butt

    October 8th, 2010

    …and they think I am straight!

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  14. Diogenes Sarcastica

    October 8th, 2010

    …it’s an email from bill Clinton asking you keep Hillary overseas as much as you can.

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  15. Rightwingfeather

    October 8th, 2010

    Hey Tarah. Nice to see your smiling face!

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  16. Rightwingfeather

    October 8th, 2010

    …and my wife was voted most beautiful!

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  17. mkultra

    October 8th, 2010

    Valerie Jarrett is wood tick ugly. How much damned kerosine would it take to get her fugly little head out of the white house? Rotten commie parasite. Time to fumigate.

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  18. Joe Redfield

    October 8th, 2010

    Is he actually laughing, or did an anvil just fall on his foot?

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  19. Next Stop, Willoughby

    October 8th, 2010

    “We sold all those gullible Americans ~round-trip~ tickets on the TITANIC II. What suckers!”

    Next stop: Congressional Iceberg.

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  20. illustr8r

    October 8th, 2010

    Did they all call each other in the morning, “Are you wearing your blue shirt?

    “Yeah, me too!”

    “I’ll wear my favorite tie!”

    “We’re so cool!”

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  21. Next Stop, Willoughby

    October 8th, 2010

    @illustr8r

    Those are “blew” shirts. LOL

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  22. jclady

    October 8th, 2010

    and then (ha, ha, ha) we told them if they liked their coverage they could keep it.

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha……..

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  23. dapenguin

    October 8th, 2010

    and now the other shoe.

    Microsoft has announced that all employees will start paying some of their own insurance starting in 2013.

    How is that hope and change working for ya

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  24. FreeMan Pumpkin Butt

    October 8th, 2010

    they even bought the post racial line aaaaaahhhhh hahah hahha

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  25. Dale

    October 8th, 2010

    I wonder what could be done to stop them from giggling?
    Maybe voting would do it.

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  26. 1MadJack

    October 8th, 2010

    Damn what a bunch of fugly people. :roll:

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  27. Rightwingfeather

    October 8th, 2010

    …and they actually believe that I love this country!

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  28. Diogenes Sarcastica

    October 8th, 2010

    …it’s Jimmy Carter calling to offer you his expertise!

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  29. illustr8r

    October 8th, 2010

    @dapenguin

    Very interesting, that. I’ll watch for it in the local news. Maybe Bill Gates, Sr. will offer to pick up the tab after he’s done campaigning for a WA state income tax.

    In total art geek rumor news, Microsoft might buy Adobe- who makes Photoshop among other things. BFH and I are NOT happy about this news- AT ALL. *head*desk*

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  30. FreeMan Pumpkin Butt

    October 8th, 2010

    Oh stop stop, my sides hurt, stop.

    they think we plugged the hole ahhhha ha ha ha ha

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  31. Mr.Pinko

    October 8th, 2010

    Gibbs “Look at the unemployment rate.”

    Obama “And we still have jobs.”

    hahahahahahahhahahhaha

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  32. Moxie Man

    October 8th, 2010

    After I paid off his aunt, his cousin and his former landlord, the only place left in Chicago where Rahm can claim residency is Man’s Country!

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  33. old_oaks

    October 8th, 2010

    Punchline: Rahm cut his finger on a slicer at Arby’s and then got an infection in the carp infested Lake Michigan waters.

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  34. citizenjane

    October 8th, 2010

    I think they’re all wearing purple for SEIU. Just signed the big bill, and not so subtly saying thanks for the help.

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  35. Self-rightious Prigs

    October 8th, 2010

    Did you ever notice almost all Libtards wear plastic bands on their wrists. Like the purple one the dumbass is wearing.
    Oh, we care so much about………fill in the blank, we wear a piece of plastic.
    Self rightious Pricks.

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  36. Doc

    October 8th, 2010

    Hah! Go ahead and laugh…If you’re lucky, you’ll all end up in the same cellblock at Leavenworth.

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  37. Hands

    October 8th, 2010

    Look at how feminine Obama holds his hands. He is a real man.

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  38. Anonymous

    October 8th, 2010

    See, I told ya,…. the catcher could’nt come near it, here watch it again… he’s asking OUR GUY to quit?

    I can show it slowed down it’s funnier,… I know…. I know….. and he used to be a quarterback.

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  39. LadyGun12

    October 8th, 2010

    @Self-righteous Prigs, the purple band on Gibbs’ wrist matches Valerie’s dress…

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  40. Melody

    October 8th, 2010

    Welcome back Tarah.

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  41. Metal Buttons

    October 8th, 2010

    Can anyone read what the metal buttons say?
    I assume they say.
    I’m with stupid.

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  42. old_oaks

    October 8th, 2010

    And then Helen Thomas farted!

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  43. FreeMan Pumpkin Butt

    October 8th, 2010

    Let me be clear, I tell you this is the life, oh and we need to get more people to pass out at my next stop.

    Damn I am God, I mean Good – I forgot an…”O” AHHHHH HA HA HA

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  44. old_oaks

    October 8th, 2010

    My life as progressive sucks so bad, I’ll waste 5 minutes TDing nearly an entire thread. I mean for real, can we get dehumidifier down here?

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  45. plastic_bands

    October 8th, 2010

    …are made from petroleum and I’m a stupid douche who buys $3.99 ’cause’ ribbons at the checkout counter.

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  46. old_oaks

    October 8th, 2010

    kewel, went back and got the other half, TDing that is… like anyone gives a rats ass, but plug away, it’s your mouse paint.

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  47. Tammy Cracker

    October 8th, 2010

    “And the people thought I was gonna WORK? HAA!
    What’s my tee time tomorrow?”

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  48. Frosteetoes

    October 9th, 2010

    The laughing will into sobs on November 5th. Sucks to be them.

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  49. Frosteetoes

    October 9th, 2010

    will “turn into” sobs. Typo, it’s rather late.

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  51. FeistyMan

    October 9th, 2010

    “OK – get ready – here’s a picture of Michelle from BEHIND!”

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  52. 1MadJack

    October 9th, 2010

     
  53. Zonga

    October 9th, 2010

    “Hell to PLAY”

    hahahahaha

    Thanks for the link 1MadJack

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  54. johnr

    October 11th, 2010

    I will bw suing Obama afetr he lkeaves office for being resposible for raising my blood pressure. Everytime I see or hear this sorry excuse for a president my pressure rises

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