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from Diogenes Sarcastica
October 8th, 2010
Recovery summer , back from the brink, can you believe they fell for that, what morons
F.D.R. in Hell
Obama is leaving on an Asia trip two days after the November Elections.
Remember, Truman was opposed to A-bombing Japan, so, instead of openly supporting the missions, he conveniently went on a diplomatic trip in order to be out of the US on August 6th and the 9th in 1945.
I wonder what’s up with your President’s chopstick jaunt.
Ace is unleashing the Kraken on Monday — he and another righty blogger (as yet unnamed)are going all in on Monday with their GOTV effort. (This pix is all the motivation any right-thinking American signed up.)
…and then we said unemployment wouldn’t reach 8%
Snowball the Sourpuss
Barry see’s a new magic trick.
Gibbs: “Hey, look boss. Somebody cut off my thumb”
Lord, how I loath and detest that man.
“Can you believe all those stupid white people voted for me?” “What retards!”
and then…and then…nancy said “we have to pass the bill to see what’s in it…” i thought i would wee wee all over myself…hahahahahahahaha
i really can’t stand anyone who still supports these asshats…
…and then we told them I was a Christian.
I’m with you.
Taking a look at David Axelrod’s face it looks like Barry if making some politically incorrect combover jokes.
….and then we told them that we’d tax only rich folk.
….can I write his prescription?
FreeMan Pumpkin Butt
…and they think I am straight!
…it’s an email from bill Clinton asking you keep Hillary overseas as much as you can.
Hey Tarah. Nice to see your smiling face!
…and my wife was voted most beautiful!
Valerie Jarrett is wood tick ugly. How much damned kerosine would it take to get her fugly little head out of the white house? Rotten commie parasite. Time to fumigate.
Is he actually laughing, or did an anvil just fall on his foot?
Next Stop, Willoughby
“We sold all those gullible Americans ~round-trip~ tickets on the TITANIC II. What suckers!”
Next stop: Congressional Iceberg.
Did they all call each other in the morning, “Are you wearing your blue shirt?
“Yeah, me too!”
“I’ll wear my favorite tie!”
“We’re so cool!”
Those are “blew” shirts. LOL
and then (ha, ha, ha) we told them if they liked their coverage they could keep it.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha……..
and now the other shoe.
Microsoft has announced that all employees will start paying some of their own insurance starting in 2013.
How is that hope and change working for ya
they even bought the post racial line aaaaaahhhhh hahah hahha
I wonder what could be done to stop them from giggling?
Maybe voting would do it.
Damn what a bunch of fugly people.
…and they actually believe that I love this country!
…it’s Jimmy Carter calling to offer you his expertise!
Very interesting, that. I’ll watch for it in the local news. Maybe Bill Gates, Sr. will offer to pick up the tab after he’s done campaigning for a WA state income tax.
In total art geek rumor news, Microsoft might buy Adobe- who makes Photoshop among other things. BFH and I are NOT happy about this news- AT ALL. *head*desk*
Oh stop stop, my sides hurt, stop.
they think we plugged the hole ahhhha ha ha ha ha
Gibbs “Look at the unemployment rate.”
Obama “And we still have jobs.”
After I paid off his aunt, his cousin and his former landlord, the only place left in Chicago where Rahm can claim residency is Man’s Country!
Punchline: Rahm cut his finger on a slicer at Arby’s and then got an infection in the carp infested Lake Michigan waters.
I think they’re all wearing purple for SEIU. Just signed the big bill, and not so subtly saying thanks for the help.
Did you ever notice almost all Libtards wear plastic bands on their wrists. Like the purple one the dumbass is wearing.
Oh, we care so much about………fill in the blank, we wear a piece of plastic.
Self rightious Pricks.
Hah! Go ahead and laugh…If you’re lucky, you’ll all end up in the same cellblock at Leavenworth.
Look at how feminine Obama holds his hands. He is a real man.
See, I told ya,…. the catcher could’nt come near it, here watch it again… he’s asking OUR GUY to quit?
I can show it slowed down it’s funnier,… I know…. I know….. and he used to be a quarterback.
@Self-righteous Prigs, the purple band on Gibbs’ wrist matches Valerie’s dress…
Welcome back Tarah.
Can anyone read what the metal buttons say?
I assume they say.
I’m with stupid.
And then Helen Thomas farted!
Let me be clear, I tell you this is the life, oh and we need to get more people to pass out at my next stop.
Damn I am God, I mean Good – I forgot an…”O” AHHHHH HA HA HA
My life as progressive sucks so bad, I’ll waste 5 minutes TDing nearly an entire thread. I mean for real, can we get dehumidifier down here?
…are made from petroleum and I’m a stupid douche who buys $3.99 ’cause’ ribbons at the checkout counter.
kewel, went back and got the other half, TDing that is… like anyone gives a rats ass, but plug away, it’s your mouse paint.
“And the people thought I was gonna WORK? HAA!
What’s my tee time tomorrow?”
October 9th, 2010
The laughing will into sobs on November 5th. Sucks to be them.
will “turn into” sobs. Typo, it’s rather late.
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“OK – get ready – here’s a picture of Michelle from BEHIND!”
Hey Joe Biden wasn’t invited to that party. How sad.
“Hell to PLAY”
Thanks for the link 1MadJack
October 11th, 2010
I will bw suing Obama afetr he lkeaves office for being resposible for raising my blood pressure. Everytime I see or hear this sorry excuse for a president my pressure rises
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