This Contest Is Closed – Awaiting Judgment!
Okay. This was the winner of the contest contest, and in doing so it seems we killed Greg Giraldo, one of the better contemporary roasters. So, we will dedicate this contest to his spirit.
The idea here is that we are going to compile a routine of about twenty one-liners aimed at any progressive politicians, celebrities, bloggers, etc. and their agenda.
To prime the engine I present Roastmaster General, Lisa “Nothing is Sacred” Lampanelli. Look for her eerily prescient line to Greg Giraldo.
This contest will be open until 2pm tomorrow. No prize this time because we will have 20 or so winners. No thumbing votes because we aren’t fooling around with the judging this time. Keep in mind that when you craft your witty zingers it will be under the watchful eye of VAN HELSING, the grand poopah of one of the best blogs on the innerwebz, Moonbattery.
No pressure, mwa hahaha. The 20 best, in his judgment, will be used as the basis for a script when we put this together as a routine. All selections will get their credit.
Do us proud.