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  1. My2Cents

    September 13th, 2010

    That illustration looks nothing like him…Too intelligent looking.

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  2. Buck Ofama

    September 13th, 2010

    If these idiots continue to rule, we’ll all be living in caves.

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  3. Burr. King of the Elephants.

    September 13th, 2010

    Proglodyte? Didn’t I make that word up?

    Get that crippled Mexican to sue Maksim for ya. -bfh

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  4. Will Profit

    September 13th, 2010

    Great pic! One thing missing. A little music in the background.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz6IpmmYSXA&feature=related

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  5. Soup2Nuts

    September 13th, 2010

    Looks like Grayson enjoys drawing pictures of the President!

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  6. Dale

    September 13th, 2010

    Grayson what a fooltool. Reminds me of caveman lawyer.
    I would have put more hair and dirt on him, just like the real
    douchebag. I also would have shown his teeth, very sharp and pointy and black. Just like his soul. Wait he doesn’t have a soul. Ok, back to shorpy/LOC.

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  7. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 14th, 2010

    This would make a great billboard (or several) for the Orlando area. All we need is a local UROLOGIST to fund it and a CLEAR CHANNEL billboard to paste it onto.

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  8. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 14th, 2010

    Does the Grayson-dedicated MYCONGRESSMANISNUTS.COM still exist?

    Let’s find out, kids…

    Well, whaddya know, it surely does: http://www.mycongressmanisnuts.com/

    Proud to count myself among the six hundred fifty!

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  9. Team America

    September 14th, 2010

    Grayson…Republicans want you to die. (his words)

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  10. groucho marxist

    September 14th, 2010

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz6IpmmYSXA&feature=related

    (oops-oops, oops, oops-oops)
    (Alan oops, oops, oops, oops-oops)

    There’s a man in liberal papers we all know
    (Alan oops, oops, oops, oops-oops)
    He devolved way back some time ago
    (Alan oops, oops, oops, oops-oops)
    He don’t say nothin’ but talkin’ points spew
    (Alan oops, oops, oops, oops-oops)
    Well, this libs’s name is-a Alan oops
    (Alan oops, oops, oops, oops-oops)

    (Alan oops) He’s the Dumbest man there is alive
    (Alan oops) Wearin’ clothes even WalMarts hide
    (Alan oops) He’s the king of liberal jive
    (Look where that dumb man goes!!) (SCREAM)

    (Alan oops, oops, oops, oops-oops)
    He got a chauffeur on the government payrolla
    (Alan oops, oops, oops, oops-oops)
    And he can knuckle drag hands before you count to fawruh
    (Alan oops, oops, oops, oops-oops)
    He got a big ugly mug and a head fulla hairuh
    (Alan oops, oops, oops, oops-oops)
    Like the Donald Trump and Rick Sanchezah
    (Alan oops, oops, oops, oops-oops)

    (Alan oops) He’s the Dumbest man there is alive
    (Alan oops) Wearin’ clothes even WalMarts hide
    (Alan oops) He’s the king of liberal jive
    (Look where that dumb man goes!!) (SCREAM)

    (Alan oops, oops, oops, oops-oops)
    He slides thru the congress yelling for media
    (Alan oops, oops, oops, oops-oops)
    Shutting his big moutha would you pleaseah
    (Alan oops, oops, oops, oops-oops)
    The libs don’t bug him cuz cos he’s their bitcha
    (Alan oops, oops, oops, oops-oops)
    And he’s a dumb representitive from Florida
    (Alan oops, oops, oops, oops-oops)

    (Alan oops) He’s the dumbest man there is alive
    (Alan oops) Wearin’ clothes even WalMarts hide
    (Alan oops) He’s the king of liberal jive
    (Watch where that dumb man goes!!) (SCREAM)

    There he goes
    (Alan oops, oops, oops, oops-oops)
    Watch where that dumb man goes
    (Alan oops, oops, oops, oops-oops)
    Bye, Alan bye
    (Alan oops, oops, oops, oops-oops)
    Bye-yo dimocratahs

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  11. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 14th, 2010

    @Groucho-

    Gotta explain that one to the kids:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz6IpmmYSXA

    (And kids, that’s Br’er Rabbit being fooled by a Tar Baby above. “Google” it.)

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  12. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 14th, 2010

    @Groucho-
    Sorry. You had it up front.

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  13. old_oaks

    September 14th, 2010

    He looks so calm and peaceful making that doodle, I think he really likes that shape.

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  14. jarhead cracka

    September 14th, 2010

    Grayson is a such a d-bag; please tell me the people in Florida won’t return this a@@hole to the House!

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  15. Frosteetoes

    September 14th, 2010

    Looks like the prick he’s drawing is uncircumcised.

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  16. IOpian

    September 14th, 2010

    I see Grayson is doing an idealized self-portrait.

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  17. Eric

    September 14th, 2010

    Made this one up months ago for our favorite Florida Congress critter. Here he is discussing an issue with fellow critters.

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_a8ZW__Y7F_8/S454w3M769I/AAAAAAAAAAU/T1jlrAQ3dMQ/s1600-h/congress1a.jpg

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  18. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 14th, 2010

    @jarhead-

    Grayson’s district is Orlando, populated these days by Disney World staffers (poofters) and Moose-limb businessmen (you can’t get a Baconator at the local Wendy’s). The true Americans who live in Orlando’s suburbs (like the Urologist who put the Obamacare sign in his window) might be outnumbered outnumbered but are sure-as-hell motivated this cycle.

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  19. No Country for old Burrs

    September 14th, 2010

    “Get that crippled Mexican to sue Maksim for ya. -bfh”

    I tried getting all worked up over it, but I’m just so fuggin’ lazy. Honestly, I’m just happy to see it being used. It doesn’t roll off the tongue easily, but it sure looks good in print…also, I liked the caveman penis drawing.

    So I guess everybody is happy.

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  20. Red Square

    September 14th, 2010

    I think Alan Grayson is pictured here participating in our “Everybody Draw a Positive Mohammed Day.” From each according to his abilities.

    If Maxim didn’t crop out the wall of the cave, we could see the niche in the rock where Grayson keeps his favorite books and videos:

    - It takes a cave to raise a child
    - Neanderthal girls go wild
    - 10 steps to being a successful proglodyte
    - Is division of labor hurting the hunters-gatherers economy?
    - Medicine man: sex-change operations with a stone ax can be fun
    - Cro-Magnon manifesto: hunters and gatherers, unite!

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