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THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED

Our old boss, mentor and good friend, Oleg Atbashian, has written a new and important book, Shakedown Socialism- Progress To Nowhere. Oleg is the owner/creator/editor/life blood of The People’s Cube – a site that Rush Limbaugh has called the Stalinist version of The Onion.

Oleg has already lived under the oppressive thumb of statism, having been born and raised in Russia, and ever since he emigrated to America he has been alerting everyone to the telltale warning signs of our creeping socialism.

The book has been endorsed heartily by such luminaries as David Horowitz, Robert Spencer and Pamela Geller. That’s some impressive list of endorsements. Now the book needs to be reviewed by some plain ol’ folk. And that sounds like a mission for iOTW.

Contest: In your best victim voice, in a few sentences, make your case as to why you should be the person chosen to receive a free autographed copy of Shakedown Socialism. Give us your sob story or give us your indignant entitlement mentality. Give us your best convoluted progressive logic. Give us your Soviet style propaganda. Tie it into global warming or any other progressive cause. The sky’s the limit. Do anything you can to get that free stuff. (And then when you lose, and your heart is crushed, MAKE SURE YOU BUY THE BOOK HERE! hehe)

The winner gets an autographed copy of Shakedown Socialism in exchange for their review of the book. The review will be cross-posted at iOTW and the People’s Cube. This could be the start of a whole new career for some lucky person. Or not.

This contest is open until 11:59 pm, Sunday the 5th.

The judge:

» 143 Comments

  1. AvgDude

    September 4th, 2010

    Chicks don’t dig me because my hands are small, and the government won’t give me Disability for it!… (sob!)

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  2. Papadoc

    September 4th, 2010

    I’ve been a victim all my life. Born into a WASP family and loved by parents, both of whom were educated and had good jobs. I’ve never qualified for scholarships, grants or cheap loans, as my parents were either too rich or their skin was the wrong color or they were from the wrong country, the US. So I’ve had to pay for all my schooling, all my children’s schooling and the schooling for many other people’s children as well. It’s a racist, opportunistic system, but I have survived.

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  3. Call me Lennie

    September 4th, 2010

    Because I donated all my Marxist screeds to the “Subversive Literature for the Homeless” drive. I need help starting a new library.

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  4. Comrade Whoopie

    September 4th, 2010

    BFH, that pic of little Oleg is so going on display in the Bunker.

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  5. Diann

    September 4th, 2010

    What?! You expect me to earn the money to buy it myself?!

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  6. cfm990

    September 4th, 2010

    The reason I should win a date with Pamela Gellar is. I am Bi-curious, ( Jewish Catholic) and hungry. Deli /pizzeria. Wai..wha… not a date? A book!? Oh that’s different. OK this is, NOW my reason. Az A produckt of a Publick eddykayshun. A book could help me bone up,(Pamela Geller again) with my reeding skills. How do you say “sorry” in Hebrew?

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  7. Hanoverfist

    September 4th, 2010

    Because no matter how oppressed you think YOU are,I am MUCH more oppressed.
    If you don’t believe me I will protest your cardboard box house.

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  8. Mr.Pinko

    September 4th, 2010

    I would like a signed book from Oleg because YES HE CAN!

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  9. My2Cents

    September 4th, 2010

    Comrade, not only is this book intelligent and insightful, it also looks nutritious, and having to wait for 18 hours in line at the grocery store only to fine that the only thing on the shelf was a can of stewed prunes, this book might feed our family for a week.

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  10. Zonga

    September 4th, 2010

    The Mongols raped and pillaged my ancestors. Their suffering is in my gene memory. A free autographed book might relieve my pain. I’m willing to try it.

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  11. Will Profit

    September 4th, 2010

    How dare you to be critical of Socialism. Keep your silly book. I am unemployed, have lost my home to foreclosure, and receive food stamps. I am part owner of GM, AIG, Citi Bank, Freddie Mac, Fannie Mae, and I will receive free health care when Obama Care is implemented. I am doing very well thank you very much. I don’t believe your book regarding Socialism will be of any assistance to me in my pursuit of how to live the American dream for free.

    However, if you insist upon giving me a FREE copy…

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  12. groucho marxist

    September 4th, 2010

    I’m a member of a historically oppressed class. My ancestors were cruelly subjugated by the Romans and forced to row on slave galleys. I demand preparations for this injustice.

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  13. cfm990

    September 4th, 2010

    Reason #2
    Ya can’t buy books with food stamps.

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  14. JS

    September 4th, 2010

    I work for the federal government and need something to read on my two fifteen minute breaks.

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  15. Call me Lennie

    September 4th, 2010

    Notomu shto, moy dopogiy tobarish Oleg, ya ucheelsya rooski yaziik v uneeversityetye treetsat lyet tomu nazad na myesto capitalismye ee tyepeer ya sleeshkom byedniy koopeem vashoo kneegoo

    Kakaya moyya gloopost!!

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  16. cfm990

    September 4th, 2010

    All that ducking and covering, “you people”, forced me to do. A free book is small reparations.

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  17. Call me Lennie

    September 4th, 2010

    Because my dear comrade Oleg, I studied Russian in college thirty years ago instead of capitalism and now I am too poor to buy your book

    How stupid of me!

    (In case Oleg has forgotten how read Russian or my Russian is so bad it’s unintelligible)

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  18. Betula

    September 4th, 2010

    I am entitled to this book because I am a victim of myself…I brought a child into this world and I own two houses and 2 cars.

    Because of me, I am now morally and legally obligated to pay restitution to the world in addition to reducing my carbon footprint to zero. This of course will rightfully leave me with nothing, and therefore I am entitled to the book.

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  19. Reiuxcat

    September 4th, 2010

    I don’t have a Shakedown Socialism book, and you have lots. I deserve one of yours.

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  20. funny_people

    September 4th, 2010

    I was unlucky enough to be born into this scummy unfair country full of filthy rich people who won’t be unselfish and reasonable and give me money because they don’t seem to realize I deserve it more than they do because I’m gifted and have an enlightened understanding of the way this country really ought to be where people like me who know better than others should determine the future of this scummy unfair country full of filthy rich people.

    http://tinyurl.com/tea-party-sign

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  21. FreeMan in PA

    September 4th, 2010

    This Socialist Government? I’ll tell you what this Socialist Government has done for me.
    I had a job and they let it go overseas. I bought a SUV and they outlawed them. I bought a gross of incandescent light bulbs and they outlawed them. I voted and they outlawed it. I had a home and they took it. I had money and they took it. I had stock in GM and they took it. I had kids and they changed them. I had Pets and they took them. I need a liver and they said no. I need a heart and they said not yet. I need an aspirin and they sent Pot. I need toilet paper , and they said just one square. I piss and they tax me, I crap and they tax me, I drink and they tax me, I breath and they tax me. If I die they will tax me.

    I would kill myself if I do not get this book but they would park a Dodge under me, and tax me.

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  22. Cracker Annie Mouse

    September 4th, 2010

    I object to this form of competition which has never resulted in a prize for me. I demand reparations and will accept a free copy of this book from Comrade Oleg and iOTW.

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  23. cfm990

    September 4th, 2010

    Unlike these other elitist, overly educated, booshie bastards. I am a true working man. Therefore, a book must be provided.

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  24. cfm990

    September 4th, 2010

    How can one enjoin in “shovel ready”, when the instruction manual for the shovel, is not provided?

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  25. Call me Lennie

    September 4th, 2010

    I already own a Ushanka, but I look ridiculous if I’m not carrying a copy of your book while wearing it

    And as I have explained in a previous post, my sincere attempts at Slavic outreach as a college student has left me in dire financial straits

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  26. cfm990

    September 4th, 2010

    YOU SEND ME BOOK!!! OR I SEND YOU KGB!!!

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  27. illustr8r

    September 4th, 2010

    How I would love to partake in such joyful reading of your book but, alas, global warming has melted the glaciers and this has put limits on the amount of ice to clink in my glass when I drink my home brewed vodka. I’d turn on my kerosene lamp but the availability of oil is in short supply because of the BP oil spill. I would read by daylight but I must work to put food on the table that meets the First Lady’s nutritional requirements and pay taxes to Dear Leader for all the good and proper hand me downs he has legislated.

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  28. cfm990

    September 4th, 2010

    In case you didn’t get it the first time

    ЫЕ СЕНД МЫ БУК!!! ОР И СЕНД ЫЕ КГБ!!!

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  30. Admin girl

    September 4th, 2010

    gimme!

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  31. Call me Lennie

    September 4th, 2010

    Because when I was a child my parents forced me to read the collected works of Alexander Solzyenitsin during my summer vacation … instead of allowing me to frolic in the 118 degree heat of a Phoenix July afternoon like the other boys and girls.

    You owe me for my lost childhood!

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  32. cfm990

    September 4th, 2010

    @ Admin Girl.
    Are Ya sure Ya wanna make THAT statement?

    Seems like he start of a whole new contest. :D

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  33. Melody

    September 4th, 2010

    I don’t live in a country where everyone agrees with me.

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  34. James

    September 4th, 2010

    I was born into an extremely disadvantages situation not of my own choosing or making. You see, since I am a male of Celtic/Germanic/Anglo-Saxon heritage and it is that general demographic type which has contributed so much to the success and prosperity of Western Civilization, there are no federal, state, or local programs that will bestow grants, scholarships, or other free money upon me, resulting in my working full-time since I purchased my first car during high school (paid for by mowing lawns). I currently am also attending college full-time but since I’m still a dutiful employee earning barely enough to cover rent, car payment, and government-mandated insurance (much less food) I’m unable to own such necessities as a cell phone which can take pictures or download apps or even text. Imagine, a phone with which you can only make and recieve calls – the horror!
    Also, George Bush!
    Even more depressingly, my job is at a private university which has as a prime income source Federal Title IV funds bestowed to individuals from such lucky areas as the inner cities, in families consisting of zero breadwinners and up to and occasionally exceeding 5 – 8 welfare babies and welfare mothers, to whom I’m required to speak respectfully as I explain to them that we cannot send them even more free government (read: taxpayer) monies until they complete the document that we’ve called and emailed them about every other day for the past three weeks as I try to calculate how much debt I’ve gotten myself into pursuing my degree.
    Also, also, Racist!
    Finally, and most tragically, I’ve not indulged myself and engaged in promiscuous unprotected sex resulting in multiple bastard children and as such am forced to pay for the bastard children of others who have displayed less self-control and self-respect in their interactions with the opposite sex, again resulting in a decided dearth of taxpayer money being directed from the government to me, rather than to me from the government.
    Also, spreading the money (but probably not good books such as the one being offered here) around and rewarding failure (which I obviously am) is good for everyone.
    But, I’ll take the book anyway…

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  35. Publius

    September 4th, 2010

    As Commissar for the State Media Collective for the Proletarian Revolution of Generalissimo & President for Life Imam Obamalev, I am outraged that the Ministry of Propaganda’s Jamahiriya Bureau failed to recognize my work for the furtherance of True World Socialism In Our Time with an original copy of this outstanding work of fiction for my ever-expanding collection of failures of capitalist imperialism. It is not too late to honor me for doing the people’s work.

    As a humble new man of socialism, I don’t normally brag about the accomplishments of others that I (like Imam Obama) take credit for, but for the sake of truly separating myself from these swashbuckling exploiters of the proletariat, I will now begin the party-approved denunciations of the bourgeois swine that include:

    (1) it was I who concluded that reparations were necessary for the Black American proletariat class struggle to be won by Obamalev and commended this policy under the cover of the so-called “liberation theology” brand (I also created).

    (2) the creation of the policy of eliminating the bourgeois class by confiscating their wealth for the benefit of Regime members.

    (3) the creation of the new policy that gave housing to our socialist brothers in the struggle against capitalism and forced the corrupt bankers to pay for it.

    (4) the creation of the stimulus for payoffs to our struggling political allies who know that government come from the barrel of a gun and that true economic progress starts with buying the votes to get it.

    These are but a taste of the glory I have brought and created (and saved!) for the People. Imam Obamalev has now asked for this honor to be bestowed upon a true man of socialism and we all know that there is only one true socialist here.

    One man leading us forward – to the past!

    One man ready for freedom – from ownership!

    One man who can create prosperity – by saving corruption!

    One man…

    Now is your chance. Upon your knees you may chant my name with His. I will be your God and you will be my whatever… Feed my titanic ego and I will let America go.

    Signed,

    Obamalev’s Flunky…

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Brought to you by Rants, Inc. You write, we rant.

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  36. Daphne

    September 4th, 2010

    Because my husband is self-employed, so 15.3% of his income goes to the people. Because we make $1.00 too much to qualify for benefits from the people, leaving my children hungry and without new socks. And because I write highly-rated reviews (propaganda) on Amazon, that hotbed of capitalist greed.

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  37. BigFurHat

    September 4th, 2010

    Becuase I make alots of spelling errers and really have no idea how to write a review and not pickin me is against the law and stuff, I think.

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  38. FenelonSpoke

    September 4th, 2010

    Having read the writing of James Lee, I now realize that my bourgeoise parents brought me, unasked-a parasitic human infant-into filthy civilization which explains why I have been oppressed my entire life, and will be for even longer unless you give me this book.

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  39. crackercakes

    September 4th, 2010

    Because I exist. I breathe. I “showed up”. I not only deserve a free book, but it better have my name on it as the author.

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  40. Snowball the Sourpuss

    September 4th, 2010

    If you give me book, I not report you to KGB. I think that is offer you cannot refuse.

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  41. joeclark77

    September 4th, 2010

    Comrade, I am a humble academic, laboring away in the basement of a great university (which has been banned from BCS bowl games for two years just because it tried to help a black man get a helping hand). My duty is to build theories of management and information systems that will guide the great minds of our leaders in management of projects large and small. I labor for a meager stipend, yet I am surrounded by the conspicuous wealth of the bourgeois students who *pay* for their educations. This is the price of a life in service of knowledge.

    If you award me a copy of your book, I alone shall use it for its highest possible purpose: I will display it on my book shelf so that others understand its importance and its honored place in the moral system of our State. (Who are these people who would insult you by *reading* the book? Do they doubt your moral standing? Do they intend to challenge your doctrines?)

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  42. Admin girl

    September 4th, 2010

    @cfm990-hmm possibilities!

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  43. Mondo Frazier

    September 4th, 2010

    Bah! Keep your book!

    If they catch me reading this vile exposé, I will NEVER be admitted to the doucheoisie.

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  44. Genipero

    September 4th, 2010

    Horowitz, Spencer and Geller like this book? Oleg, THAT hurts my feelings *sniff*

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  45. cfm990

    September 4th, 2010

    A book? Great, one more thing, I have to toss on the fire.
    Oh,and BTW
    I think you should give it to Big Fur Hat because grammar and punctuation and stuff is kinda needed for this bloggy writing stuff

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  46. ForExample

    September 4th, 2010

    You owe me.
    I deserve it.

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  47. Tim

    September 4th, 2010

    My mother failed in her duty to society by not aborting me. I have had to live with the guilt of being a failed abortion for lo, too many years. This, greatest book ever written, would go far to alleviate the suffering of the people heating up from global warming, and those of us who were not properly aborted. As Dr. Martin Luther King wanted to say: “Give Tim the Book!”

    If Tim does not get the Book, a fatwa may be issued … just sayin’.

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  48. Genipero

    September 4th, 2010

    Off Topic but look at that impish little boy. Ladies, if he’s THAT cute in a B/W photo imagine him NOW? And just WHO got him to smile like that??? Just adorable

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  49. Czar of Defenestration

    September 4th, 2010

    FORGET these unworthy pretenders, COMRADE!

    I am STRAIGHT.

    I am WHITE.

    I am MALE.

    Three strikes and you’re OUT of business in the U.S.S.A., right, Comrade?!

    WRONG!

    Good that you did not fall for the easy, “lipstick on the condom” attempt, Comrade!

    YET, I implore you to give me the award, as I am clearly the finest example for the cause, and in any case an good example of sycophantic amusement.

    What do you say to one who once “fell in line for the cause” and was shaken out of it?!

    All the correct phrases were applied!
    All the correct oppressors were abused!!
    Bad Washington! Bad Bad Capitalists!! Ptuii!!!
    Also, restaurants and bars of many oppressed cultures were supported after these ritual abuse actions! (Kremlin champagne still better than Ethiopian girly man wine)
    As directed by neighborhood bosses!
    (I run out of ration of exclamation points, so please to understand, thankly)

    The Peoples of the Ever Proud (whether-they-want-it-or-not) Soviet Czech Republic wish you to gives humble-but-worthy Czar prize.

    Windows in Prague have whole new meaning….

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  50. Cracker Annie Mouse

    September 4th, 2010

    Genipero – that’s the smile he was wearing when the KGB left with his shoes after another night-time raid on his family of 10 living in a two room, 5-story walk-up. “Take them, Comrade, and I will exact my revenge on you in the ethernet when I reach Amerika. Na zda-ró-vye!”

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  51. Genipero

    September 4th, 2010

    Cracker Annie Mouse ~ ;-)

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  52. Dan Ryan Galt

    September 4th, 2010

    Give me SOMETHING, I’m old!

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  53. Dan Ryan Galt

    September 4th, 2010

    You must give me the book so that there will be one less of these retched tomes out there corrupting the thoughts and minds of our union brother and sisters as our Dear Leader, The One, ushers in a new age filled with hope and change and free from the oppressive Capitalist pigs that would grind us under their boots just like the one that is currently on the throat of BP and will soon be on many other throats as well.

    I need a nap. Did I mention I was old and you should give me something?

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  54. Call me Lennie

    September 4th, 2010

    Gee, Annie Mouse I wasn’t aware you knew Russian .. or is it Polish? (wink .. wink)

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  55. Hedgehog

    September 4th, 2010

    Give book or I denounce you as anti-collectivist.

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  56. Cracker Annie Mouse

    September 4th, 2010

    Lennie, isn’t it the same word in both languages? I thought………. 8)

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  57. Call me Lennie

    September 4th, 2010

    Give book to me Comrade Oleg, for when I was being child, was so poor that my legs were being the most scrawny even than yours.

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  58. conservative cowgirl

    September 4th, 2010

    I have a right to it because I am an oppressed cowgirl. Everyone knows cowboys have all the fun, get the best horses, can afford the biggest horse trailers, nicer boots and bigger cowboy hats. I only got a used cowhorse when I was a child, not a brand new one. Getting this book might make me feeeeeel better about the tragedy of only getting used horses throughout my life as a second-class cowgirl.

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  59. Genipero

    September 4th, 2010

    Mine!!!

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  60. Czar of Defenestration

    September 4th, 2010

    I denounce all of you preemptively, as I have seen each and every one of you from afar at Al Gore / Uncle Joe Biden elitist nudie festival…nothing to write home about, not even furhatski.

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  61. Call me Lennie

    September 4th, 2010

    I just solved a People’s Cube that Reiuxcat sent me by mail. Aren’t you supposed to get a prize for that? I’ll take one of your books.

    BTW … I must say, a People’s Cube isn’t nearly as challenging as I thought it would be

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  62. Who's a Racist

    September 4th, 2010

    Just Shut up and gimme the book, you racist cracka!

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  63. Who's a Racist

    September 4th, 2010

    And Where’s my big Furry Hat?

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  64. Call me Lennie

    September 4th, 2010

    I DESERVE A FREE FUCKING BOOK BECAUSE AS ANY VILLAGE FUCKING IDIOT CAN SEE, THIS ENTIRE POST IS IN FUCKING CAPS AND LACED WITH PROFANITY, WHICH MEANS I REALLY, REALLY FUCKING MEAN IT AND YOU DAMN WELL BETTER NOT DISAPPOINT ME!!!!!!!!

    (WAIT A MINUT, I NEED TO MISPEL SUMTHING)

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  65. gay guy

    September 4th, 2010

    Oops, I thought it was a book written by my old boss
    Oleg Cassini
    Never heard of this guy.

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  66. conservative cowgirl

    September 4th, 2010

    Oh, and BTW, if I don’t get the book I will have a hissy fit and stamp my little pink cowgirl boots.

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  67. Chalupa

    September 4th, 2010

    Because I live in a neighborhood that’s 90% Russian (I ain’t kidding!) and this book will give me street cred.

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  68. FenelonSpoke

    September 4th, 2010

    I find it very oppressive that you would bump this contest up again. Obviously you are hoping that there will be even more losers who will them be forced by callous capitalism to shell out money on a book which you should be giving out for free and distribute equally.

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  69. Allen Magdovitz

    September 4th, 2010

    My family came from Lithuania and I speak and read Russian
    Is the book in Russian?
    Just kidding

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  70. mkultrachek

    September 4th, 2010

    It is clear you have amassed many books — exploiting the down-trodden worker like myself. I am too polite to demand book from you , so I will insist glorious state do for me. Bas7ard.

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  71. Wyatt

    September 4th, 2010

    I am confused by this right wing “contest.” On one hand, it sounds like we are competing for a free copy of a book. On the other other hand, it seems as though you want the winner to perform some sort of labor, such as reviewing the “free” book. I believe that current Federal law mandates that things are either “free” or “not free” – this is confusing and likely a Federal offense.

    As for me, I do not feel right in entering any contest so long as Arizona continues to terrorize and victimize innocent Hispanic citizens of the world, the City of Detroit cannot guarantee the safety of Reverend Jackson’s Escalade, and George Bush is not being tried for treason. I will admit, though, that a book may help me relax at night instead of worrying about the devastating effects of some sort of climate change – be it warming, cooling, or just staying the same.

    I will also agree to “review” your book if I win. I will send your review to you prior to actually reading the tome, if this will help my chances.

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  72. mmm

    September 4th, 2010

    I wanna book from Oleg’s stash!

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  73. Elektra

    September 4th, 2010

    You people have no idea what misery is.

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  74. My2Cents

    September 4th, 2010

    I WANT! I NEED!

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  75. nufftin

    September 4th, 2010

    I deserve this book because you are racist, and the author of this book is racist, and everyone else in this post is racist.

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  76. Snowball the Sourpuss

    September 4th, 2010

    You still have family in Fatherland, da? Then you give me book!!

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  77. Call me Lennie

    September 4th, 2010

    Is making confusions for gender and country, Snowball Sourpuss, da? Germany is being Fatherland. Russia is being Mother Russia, Russia is Motherland,

    And how you are enjoying attempt at broken English for Russian immigrant. Is good joke, da? Is making for you many laughters, yes?

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  78. Will Profit

    September 4th, 2010

    Let me be clear.I have a passion for reading. Yes it’s a big f****** deal. I love to read because of Words. Aren’t Words beautiful when you think about it? They just cover everything. The Words. So send me the freebie or I will join those who have called for looking into how you and your publishers opposition to Socialism is being funded.

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  79. Snowball the Sourpuss

    September 4th, 2010

    I do not want to sound, uh…how you say, misogynist. Da?

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  80. Snowball the Sourpuss

    September 4th, 2010

    I think I quite while ahead.

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  81. Melody

    September 4th, 2010

    gooy’s back with TD and stoopid remarks…

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  82. Elektra

    September 4th, 2010

    Just give ME the damn book!

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  83. Rightwingfeather

    September 4th, 2010

    Because I haven’t worked for anything else in my life. Why start now?

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  84. Так всегда тиранам

    September 4th, 2010

    Բարև! Ո՞նց ես Олег джан, очевидно, что я должен рассмотреть вашу книгу потому, что я являюсь единственным редактором среди этих клоунов – и я люблю Հայաստան! Մերսի. Oh, and I speak fluent sycophantic!

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  85. Так всегда тиранам

    September 4th, 2010

    Italian you the truth, Oleg! You don’t have to look Farsi? ‘Cause I’ll be Russian to Finnish the review of your book. No one else on this site can even Dutch my editing skills. I won’t leave you up a Greek, and you’ll Basque in the security of knowing that it’ll be a job well done. And you won’t even have to Czech my work! Hindi end, I’m the one you want. I should win and would hate to see this contest end in a Thai ’cause then I’ll feel like I’ve been a Budapest, and after all these awful puns, I don’t want the KGB to come and Bucharest me. (And may I say, that photo of you is the Swedish thing I ever saw!)

    !eitnu ,dlrow eht fo scixelsyD

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  86. conservative cowgirl

    September 4th, 2010

    @Tak BcerAa TnpaHaM!! LOL!!!!

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  87. sicsempertyrannis

    September 4th, 2010

    What?! There are RULES to this contest? And I didn’t follow them? Well boo-de-hoo-hoo! What kind of elitist, racist, homophobic, anti-choice, Bush-loving, creationist, gun-toting HATERS would have RULES for a contest?!? How is that possibly FAIR?? What about my self-esteem? What about MY feelings?? Why do you feel a need to oppress me? And what about The Children™?! Haven’t they suffered enough? You’d have us continue raping the land in the name of progress! Or maybe we should just deny all People of Color™ their REPARATIONS! In your sick fascist world, everyone would just run around thinking for THEMSELVES!! Gaia, I hate you all! Now give me my book!!!!!

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  88. kono

    September 4th, 2010

    ya i’ll take the book…and a bookshelf too, mahogany to match my big screen tv stand…not too big though, these government housing ain’t too big. oh and if you want just keep the book, i don’t really like your attitude.

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  89. Nazibay Mnya Lenin

    September 4th, 2010

    So “tak vsyegda tyranam

    Viy ycheelos russky aziik tambien? Bozhe moy!! Kakaya yazeek droogovo viy znayesh

    How’s my grammar, Oleg? Pretty awful? Like I said, it’s been treetsat lyet

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  90. Colonel 7.62

    September 4th, 2010

    For the longest time, I bitterly clung to my guns. Sure, they were good socialist guns, like a Mosin sniper, or a solid Russian SKS, but they were guns nonetheless, and I lived in fear that one of my 21 firearms might accidentally kill me. I went to the gun buy back to trade them in for a $50 Target gift card, but sadly they were all out, and didn’t tell me until after I surrendered my weapons.

    I deserve this book as compensation for the gift card I didn’t get at the gun buy back.

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  91. proletarian robot

    September 4th, 2010

    If I don’t get that free copy of Oleg’s book it’s Bush’s fault, if I DO get a free copy of Oleg’s book it’s still Bush’s fault.

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  92. Wagtube

    September 4th, 2010

    It’s so cold in my mom’s basement it’s hrd to type, and the pizza pockets she made wer to hot. I burnt my tongue. Mr Gore told us this cold weather is due to global warming, so J.J. Lee was right. Autografed or not, I could use some fuel to put in my fireplace to keep warm.

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  93. Will Profit

    September 4th, 2010

    Why do I deserve a free copy of your book? Because I’ve been down for so damned long that it looks like up to me.

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  94. ScratchNSniff

    September 4th, 2010

    Wuzz up, yo. Peep dis ya’ll. Muh baby daddy dun lef wen I wuz lil and shit. Dats Y I be needin diz damn book yo. Fo Reel and shit. Kno wut um sayin bitch ass crackers? Lemmie lay it out fo yu yo. Muh brutha Barock be duh shit whuuuut. ya’ll straigt up trippin. Imuh walk up inside yo crib an take my shit.

    Wit yo bitch ass. Honky cracker ass muthafukers ben keepin da bruthas down. Yeah, Ima git my shit. Dats right. y’know wut um sayin?

    All yu bitches bess stop jockin my style. Gimmie muh dam book muthafuka, and my yayo. Aight, ahmuh go bobo keys on all you suckas.

    Yo, Oleg, stop trippin dog. Gimmie muh shit. Senz yu da boss baller shot caller, yu kin hook me up like da Ice Cream man, yo. Dam dude, Y yu trippin. I ain’t got no dam rezun to git dat book. Yu jez a muthafukin racist dats all. Dats wut jessie jackson wuz talkin bout.

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  95. Jose Garcia

    September 4th, 2010

    I grew up in Russia, son of Boris and Natasha. When I was acccepted to KGB they told me that my father was actually Bulwinkle or maybe Rocket J. Squirrel. My mother, Natasha, liked to party like it was 1999. Because of this finding I was elevated to highest level of Soviet intelligence. I was happy with pay (around 100.00 a month) and all priviledge of Communist Party. My favorite people to party with was Fidel and Al Gore. Boy,they know how to party with other people’s money. If I get book, I will share with these guys over a cigar, massuse and a nice bottle of Kamchatcka

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  96. Elektra

    September 4th, 2010

    Really? Who are any of YOU to say you have ever suffered?

    (OT: Sic, Do I know you?)

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  97. Will Profit

    September 4th, 2010

    Wasn’t “Shakedown Socialism” the name of a Harry Belafonte album of Progressive Calypso music? I believe it included the song, “Day-O (The Banana Republic Song). Ok plagiarist boy. I want a FREE copy of the book or I’m gonna have a little chat with ASCAP.

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  98. proletarian robot

    September 4th, 2010

    If I win that free copy of Oleg’s book in the true spirit of redistribution I would like to have it shoved up blog troll Mr. Magoo’s ass! This is by no means pejorative, you see his head is up his ass and this will mean he can then read the book so much easier.

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  99. Overkast

    September 4th, 2010

    I’m Latino and if I don’t win this contest you are all racist. Cracker azz cracker

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  100. Cheka Burr

    September 4th, 2010

    All of you grasping and whinging proletarian traitors to the revolution should be dragged by your heels into Dzerzhinsky Square and hung by your heels as a warning to other greed driven and corrupt peasants.

    Only one is deserving of receiving a “free’ copy of “Shakedown Socialism”. Wyatt. Judging by the amount of thumbs up, he is clearly the most equal of us all. Therefore I move that all future submissions to this contest be stricken unless they conform to the strict “Pro Wyatt” party stance.

    Of course, since I’m selflessly nominating Wyatt instead of myself, you all must realize that I’m now the 1st runner up in this charade of a contest.

    WYATT FOR PERMANENT LEADER OF THE GLORIOUS REVOLUTION FOREVER!!!!!

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  101. Snowball the Sourpuss

    September 4th, 2010

    C’mon, Burr. Say “newklear wessel”.

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  102. Elektra

    September 4th, 2010

    Don’t even try to start dictating, Burr.
    I am always the biggest victim in any room. Just ask my husband.

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  103. Melody

    September 4th, 2010

    Today I was attending a seminar with my sick old Mother at a medical facility when the following happened.
    For those who do not know what I have been going through with Mom, she broke her high femur “hip” a month ago and I have been alone caring for her, and part of her rehabilitation, which is why this blog has not been posted at least 3 times a day, as Mom comes first.

    In this time, I have learned a great deal of the particulars of handicapped parking, walkers, pain medications and various other flora and fauna.
    At the facility I was at today they have one entrance with a sloped sidewalk which reads NO PARKING with a big handicapped warning that this is a unloading zone for various vehicles dropping off or picking up invalids.
    So as our conference about a the current thousand dollar a month bone medication was wrapped up, we went to the front door along with another lady whose husband was getting their car. I sat and waited until they loaded and just as I was about to pull in…………in popped a brownish SUV with a woman driver.
    I was not about to leave my Mom standing in the entry so I pulled up on the outside of the loading zone where this woman was parked, and decided we would struggle around the concrete and pavement to get her off her feet.

    As I got in the entry, I noted the woman was chattering at a receptionist holding some envelope and then as I got Mom outside, here the woman popped out, walking like she was normal, because she was.

    She announced, “Oh I will move out of the way”.

    I said, “Thank you”, in a tone which said, “You pissy bitch crook get the hell out of the way!”

    This bitch was rattled, because she backed up her vehicle onto the curb.

    I continued watching her, and that is when I noted that handicapped parking tag on her mirror, AS SHE FRICKING STRUGGLED WITH IT TO TEAR IT OFF THE REAR VIEW MIRROR.
    I hope this is good enough for a win.

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  104. Melody

    September 4th, 2010

    The motto of the above story, if you have to deal with freaking libs who think they deserve the world on a platter.. well, I just deserve a book and it does not even have to be on a platter.

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  105. prchrken

    September 4th, 2010

    I had preached hate filled Christian Dogma for twenty years until the Kool-Aid of Progressive Liberation washed my mind of any such thoughts. Now, I preach the virtues of Collective Thought, Collective History, Collective Justice and Collective Salvation!
    Like our Glorious Leader, I now know that I cannot be saved until we are all saved from our selfish and misguided desire to gain riches in a hate filled free market economy!
    I look forward to the day when all of us will willingly follow the Potentate of the United State with unquestioning ferver to that goal of the Greater Good. Or those antiquated hate filled individualists are thrown into the planned Gulag’s in the barren upper Midwest. To suffer extreme heat in the summer and extreme cold in the winter to be re-educated to cease disruption of the Collective Thought.
    I think you will heartily agree Comrad (you better or I will turn you in) that it is on that day that we will all; every man, woman and child cheer our Anointed Leader and the planning committee of which he rules with a collective thrill running up our legs!
    Oh, how I look forward to that Glorious Day!

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  106. Czar of Defenestration

    September 5th, 2010

    @ snowball

    C’mon….*everybody* knows it’s NEWkyooLUR!

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  107. Shovel 4 U

    September 5th, 2010

    I wonder what would happen to someone if it was exposed that this was all a huge plot to take money from the KKKapitalist’s to fund Harry Reids re-election campaign???

    I can be bought………

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  108. Sarah

    September 5th, 2010

    What the hell am I going to do with a book? Give me the audio version, pre-loaded on a brand-new iPod. Books are terrible for the environment and, besides, I don’t have time to sit down and read. There are too many F*** Tea rallies to attend, so I’d rather just plug the iPod in to my Prius’ stereo and listen on the way.

    I deserve the book more than the filthy proles and Teabaggers in disguise that have already responded because, unlike them, I care about the environment. Killing trees for books contributes to climate change! You murderers!

    Like I said, put the audiobook on that shiny, plastic iPod and ship it my way post haste, preferably by private jet for efficiency.

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  109. Che Gourmet

    September 5th, 2010

    Red Square, Oh Magnificent. Crimson Trapezoid, the book, which I have been much too busy to read (just like our lawmakers and their 2,000 page bills haha)is superb!
    Being a member in good standing of the “Inner Circle”, I do not require a “primer” in re-educating the stupid masses, but I will purchase a copy for posterity, (so I can rant about the fact that I told you so) when we achieve The Glorious World of Next Tuesday……

    I shall also nominate you, immediately for a Nobel Prize in….. oh well, you may choose whatever category you want LOL! Congratulations, Boss! Execellent Propaganda Tool.

    PS: Congrats to BigFurHat on your promotion to GREATFurHat!

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  110. Salve

    September 5th, 2010

    Socialism is a sham!

    Salve

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  111. Menderman

    September 5th, 2010

    My review in advance:
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    In his brilliant, witty, and wonderfully illustrated Shakedown Socialism, Oleg Atbashian — who grew up in the Soviet Union, shows what is happening in Obama’s America today, and explains why it is putting us on the road to ruin. Shakedown Socialism is an enlightening, sobering, and wonderfully clear explanation of why statism kills — and thus also of why and how Barack Obama is killing the American economy. This book shows why Obama’s statist economic policies are a looming disaster for America and for the spirit of the free human individual.
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    I know this review is similar to Pam Gellar’s, but she copied it from me. My actual review will be even better after I read the book, or have Jill read it to me…

    Joe Biden

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  112. Menderman

    September 5th, 2010

    @Oleg Atbashian,
    On a serious note, I knew a wonderful woman that escaped Russia during the WWII era. Her name was Rogneda Koslowski. She came here with only clothes on her back, learned english, got a job at the UN as a translator. I had the honor of knowing her in the last years of her life and her stories and ethics infuence me to this day. I never did get to meet her husband, Julius, but felt as if I knew him for years. When she passed, she was worth over 1,000,000 dollars, but that meant nothing to her. Her love of freedom in this country and her sincere appreciation of being allowed to participate in it was truly inspiring. I am a better person for knowing her. Your story Mr. Atbashian, reminds me of hers…

    I will buy your book, send it to you with a postage paid return envelope with the hopes that you will autograph it for me.

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  113. RightWinger

    September 5th, 2010

    Here is why I deserve an autographed copy of the book.

    I am a conservative half black / half latina, lesbian female trapped inside a white conservative man’s body. I am the truest victim because as my outer shell is white male, I am referred to as a bigoted, racist, homophobic hate monger and Progressives attack me daily.

    If I was somehow able to unleash my inner personality to replace my white male shell, the half black part of me would be expected to support Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton or else I would be called an Uncle Tom and shunned by the “Community”.

    The half latina part of me would be expected to join La Raza and march with Communistas in Pro-Immigration rallies or I would be called a traitor to my race.

    The lesbian part of me would be expected to support gay marriage or else I would be rebuffed by the hot lesbians of the world and left with crumbs like Rosie and Ellen.

    As you can see, there is no win-win for me, only a big loss. I am the ultimate victim, thus I am truly deserving of Oleg’s book.

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  114. Menderman

    September 5th, 2010

    Pam Gellar says it has pretty pithcers. I like pretty pitchers. Can I get just the pitchers? I cant reed reel good but I can look at the pitchers and say things about them. What are they pitchers of? Can you sing everey pitcher for me?

    Oh, and I like free stuf to and it will make me happy.

    Alvin Greene

    ps; 60 percents isnt luck

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  115. Call me Lennie

    September 5th, 2010

    I wasn’t able to sleep last night so anxious was I about keeping up with the others. Now I am too exhausted to think up anything funny and under the current rules it will be impossible for me to win this contest.

    How can you just sit there and let this miscarriage of justice to go unremedied?

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  116. Call me Debased

    September 5th, 2010

    I really want to read your book. I’m doing the work, aren’t I? I’m trying to be as funny as the others, Oleg. I’m not a slacker .. Please, please, please

    Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme

    I need .. I need .. I need .. I need

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  117. MOTUS

    September 5th, 2010

    I am the Mirror Of The United States and I am a victim of freedom and democracy. Because Americans are allowed to vote for their rulers, it is no my job to make the Obamas look good.

    BTW, if I don’t win, you guys better make sure your accountants have you last 10 years of tax filings in order.

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  118. MOTUS

    September 5th, 2010

    Woops, “no” is Supposed to be “now”.

    I’m not that good at this Chicago style intimidation, victim stuff, am I?

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  119. Menderman

    September 5th, 2010

    If I don’t win, I will get a IOTW sun tatoo on the part off my body that has never seen the sun and send it to BFH!

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  120. Elektra

    September 5th, 2010

    I’ve never done anything to deserve the hell I have been through. There’s not one soul on this earth who has never hated on me. Y’all have some nerve to even compare yourselves to me and MY pain.

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  121. Snowball the Sourpuss

    September 5th, 2010

    Shakedown, breakdown, takedown

    Everybody wants into the crowded line…

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  122. FreeMan in PA

    September 5th, 2010

    I am an illegal alien and you can’t give it to anyone else.

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  123. Lentenlands

    September 5th, 2010

    This book looks excellent so I just bought it.

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  124. FreeMan in PA

    September 5th, 2010

    I am a Muslim and will have your head cut off if I don’t win. It is Allah’s will

    Allah Akbar Allah Akkkkbbbaar ak ba kab bcacacacac!

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  125. Will Profit

    September 5th, 2010

    If you do not send me a free copy of the book, I will vote a straight Democratic ticket in November. YOU will then be held responsible, and accountable to the American people for, “Hope and Change: The Sequel.” It’s your call.

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  126. Madame D

    September 5th, 2010

    Comrade, I gave all my years to The Party. Now I am old female WASP hated by all of color. I am forced to live in oppressive tourist trap town; share aisles at Whole Foods with rich Capitalists. Please send free large print book, groceries, Gin and car. I will accept large Daka in Pebble Beach in lieu of reparations for lost plantation.

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  127. Madame D

    September 5th, 2010

    Did I mention that all white males hate me too? I will need driver for car.

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  128. The Plague Fairy

    September 5th, 2010

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    Being of gentle birth, I avoid personal topics in conversation such as politics and religion and have always encouraged my family to show respect for the office of the president. The behavior of the “loyal opposition” during the term of President Bush was abhorrent to me. I have tried, at all times, to maintain a ladylike demeanor as is befitting a mother and wife of my age and station in life. To quote the dear R.A. Heinlein, “For me, politeness is a sine qua non of civilization”.

    Now I am being lectured to by an ill educated, churlish, delusional, boy-king who thinks he can make the bloody seas recede!

    Someone owes me – now give me the book, damn-it!

    I’d best go have a cup of tea and a nice lie-down…

    -<<>>-<<>>-<<>>-<<>>-<<>>-

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  129. sicsempertyrannis

    September 5th, 2010

    @ Elektra: What does it really mean to “know” someone?

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  130. sicsempertyrannis

    September 5th, 2010

    OK, look Atbashian — if that’s even your real name — yes you with the dorky little shorts and Pioneer pin. Enough with the puns and pleasantries. You want a shakedown? I’ll give you shakedown. If you don’t give me a free copy of your vaunted “book” I’ll see to it that all the power of the Kremlin makes your life miserable beyond description. Every little piece of dirt we’ve unearthed about you will be plastered all over the Internet! You think your sorry existence has been bad up till now? Think again! I’m not talking the garden variety cigarette butt in the toilet. No. We’ve got a little real estate in Perm’ with a room waiting just for you. Oh, and that “Web site” you run? We’ve got plans for that, too — and all the users who have logged into it. It’ll make that little dust-up with Goolag, er Google, look like a playground scuffle. By the way, how is that sweet family of yours?

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  131. andy

    September 5th, 2010

    I went ahead and ordered it.

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  132. Alo Konsen

    September 5th, 2010

    BOOOOOSH!!1!

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  133. Publius

    September 5th, 2010

    You people are cheap imitators of the original. Have you no shame in copying my superior verbosity? Not to mention those elite grade grammar skills of me? If you cannot keep up with the pack, get out of the heat and buy a kitchen.

    None of you deserve consideration for this tome and I am ashamed to even be seen at Party headquarters with you. We’ll never make a real socialist world this way. To make a cake you have to break a few legs.

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  134. $.$. Halliburton

    September 5th, 2010

    A free autographed copy?

    Hell, way back when, when he first hatched The People’s Cube and predicted the masses would surge in renewed revolutionary fervor I told that damn commie Red Square that he wouldn’t get anywhere and his glorious People’s revolution was doomed. I told him he had already lost. The People’s surge was already a bust and we were going to destroy every last remnant and throw him in jail.

    It was because of this constructive criticism that Red Square redoubled his efforts. The surge I inspired worked! Now he is even a celebrated author. But if it hadn’t been for me telling him that he had already lost the political war he never would have won.

    I don’t need to “win” a free copy of the book. My lawyers tell me I already own it and I expect to get ninety-eight percent of the royalties for my role in it’s creation or I’m going to sue Red Square for all of it.

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  135. Aunt KK

    September 5th, 2010

    I’m self-employed, so even though things are pretty bad right now, I can’t get in on all of the unemployment extensions. I’m too clingy, independent and stupid to apply for welfare, food stamps, etc. I worked my way through my undergraduate and graduate degrees without a single grant or government loan I could renege on. My credit card balance is $0, so I don’t qualify for a credit card bailout. My real estate is paid for, so I don’t qualify for a mortgage bailout. I plan to keep driving my ’98 F150 until it disintegrates, so I didn’t get any Cash for Clunkers.

    Obviously, I’m in dire need of remedial assistance on how this Socialism shakedown stuff works. At the very least I’m owed a free book.

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  136. Alpha Maser

    September 5th, 2010

    I’m a poor black lesbian woman (with 15% Oneida Nation blood) with a health disability affecting my ability to work. I have irratible bowell syndrome (IBS). Keep the checks coming, I have 5 children and one on the way…

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  137. Tim

    September 5th, 2010

    It is written:

    The needs of Tim outweigh the needs of the many.
    The needs of Tim outweigh the needs of the few.
    Tim needs. Tim is needy.
    Tim doesn’t want, Tim NEEDS!
    Tim is the center of the known Universe and must have “The Book!”

    So it is written, so let it be done.

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  138. Jenny

    September 5th, 2010

    Well if you can find anyone out there smarter, sassier, classier, straighter, more intelligent, more good-looking, more conscientious, more literate, more analytical, more industrious, more right-leaning, more romantic, more idealistic, more irreverent, funnier, less smarmy, and less politically correct than me, then may God bless your li’l ol’ pea-pickin’ heart and frankly I don’t believe you if you say you found such a person, and I would have no choice but to chalk it up to some minority quota you had to fill, or affirmative action of some kind, or nepotism, or cronyism, or the fact that you gave the job to your brother-in-law just to keep peace at home even though he’s a drooling neanderthal and anybody with one eye and half a brain knows it, and I guess I would just have to throw it up to you once again that YOU OWE ME this great opportunity because basically I am so sick and tired of the other guy getting the job just because he IS a guy or because he has a stupid coexist bumpersticker or he plays petanque with your cousin on days ending in why, or he is black or he is Mexican or he is Muslim or he voted for Obama or he has big honkin’ solar panels embedded in his roof and he eats only organic eggplant and he rides a bike everywhere within a 50-mile radius of his hippie commune and for longer treks he takes his Yugo.

    If you don’t let me review the book I’ll sue! That’s what I’ll do! I’ll call the ACLU and PeTA and the NAACP and the Sierra Club and SEIU and ACORN and NOW and THEN and I’ll lawyer right on up to my eyeballs and I’ll take you all the way to the Supreme Court and we’ll let Elena Kagan sort it out but I’m telling you right now, it’ll make Greta.

    You’ve been warned.

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  139. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 5th, 2010

    If you don’t give me that book I’ll hump your leg and never let go.

    But if you DO give me that book I’ll hump your leg and never let go.

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  140. merle

    September 5th, 2010

    In all the statements up above all you really have to say is “Hey how about a copy of the book “? Or let us know when it is on the shelf and maybe someone may place it in front of some kind of an audacity

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  141. Izlamus Cumming

    September 5th, 2010

    Well, due to global warming I was lucky to get to the beach numerous days this summer. This is the first time in 3 years that it has been nice enough to go to the beach, because of global warming. I have a bit of a tan. Ah, scewer it just give me the book because I’m white and therefore priveleged you bunch of racists!

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  142. Wyatt

    September 5th, 2010

    The scary thing is – I kinda believe Jenny.

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  143. Abhishek Duggal

    September 5th, 2010

    Because Paul the Octopus would be sad otherwise.

    COMMENTS ARE CLOSED

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