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Judge Loudon Renders A Verdict In The “Journolism Excuses Contest!”
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Celebrity Judge Loudon Delivers Verdict – Billions Wait in Awed Anticipation
I’m a “celebrity” judge (yeah, my wife thinks its hilarious too) for an email contest on the U.S. website IOWNTHEWORLD.com.
We all know about Journolist, Ezra Klein’s 400 pale pink to irredescent red journos who got together on an email list to try to tilt the 2008 election Obama’s way.
So what kind of emails will these professional disgraces be sending each other if their beloved Red Dems are wiped out in a TeaParty/Republican “bloodbath” in November?
Who can best duplicate the anguish that these clowns will be feeling as their “progressive” agenda takes a huge hit at the hands of U.S. voters?
LadyGun12
August 10th, 2010
Way to go, Post Racist!! Woo-Hoo!
BigFurHat
August 10th, 2010
Runner-ups, please step forward and receive your round of applause!!
Mr. Pinko
August 10th, 2010
Trevor Loudon’s response to the bribes is hilarious!
FenelonSpoke
August 10th, 2010
Judge Loudon, Couldn’t you please reconsider my entry; I knew the difference between Australia and New Zealand. ;^)
Thanks for judging the entries on some obscure conservative humor website. You did a good job.
I hadn’t see the entry by post racist. I would be laughing more if I didn’t think that there was some truth in his entry. Isn’t Klein the one who wanted to throw conservatives through plate glass windows, or was that some other tolerant and loving leftist?
My2Cents
August 10th, 2010
Congrats, PR, but….DANG! Guess I’m going to have to buy one of those hats.
Tammy Cracker
August 10th, 2010
Trevor, I’d offer you sexual favors, but I never entered the contest, so that would be a waste of time.
Plus, it’s a long plane flight.
GOOD JUDGING, you New Zealander. Zealandish?
What the hell.
Good Job, “mate”(or is it “meat” in your country?)
Team America
August 10th, 2010
I hope hope the “celebrety judge” will forgive my past sins (albeit not many,of course) and grant me amnisty. Ya think?
Post Racist
August 11th, 2010
Woo Hoo !
I’ve paid my dues, time after time.
I’ve done my sentence, but committed no crime.
And bad mistakes, I’ve made a few.
I’ve had my share of sand kicked in my face, but I come through.
I am the champion my friends.
And I’ll keep on fightin til the end
I AM THE CHAMPION,I AM THE CHAMPION
YOU ARE THE LOSERS,and I AM THE CHAMPION
IOWNTHE WORLD!!!!!!
TYVM
Post Racist
August 11th, 2010
DID anybody notice the coordinated effort to spin and cover for MeShell’s opulence? Rush mentioned it yesterday. But every journalist in the country seems to think that the “OPTICS” of Meshell spendind that kind of money is the problem, whatever that means. I think it means it looks bad .
The point is, it’s almost like there was a coordinated effort to control the narrative. That same word “optics” came up in almost all coverage. I think our JournO friends have pulled an Acorn and relocated, renamed, or perhaps even just said “F” it and kept doing the same thing they were doing before.
Team America
August 11th, 2010
Oops! Can ya tell it was just an hour before Aug 11th EST on a Tuesday school night before my postings last night? Sorry for playing “rough & tumbled” on my posts. I wished for it to be beer-30 earier in the day and the tooth fairy obliged. My apologies for sounding like magoon or hiney.
Post Racist
August 11th, 2010
I don’t know kid. Sounds pretty incoherent this morning too. Sorry
Stirrin the Pitcher
August 11th, 2010
PR – Congratulations on your journo-entry. I had you picked as the winner too (suck-up suck-up).
Yes I noticed, Mooshell was only offering an act of compassion for her grieving friend. And it took them a week to concoct that story. Man, these people are a piece of work. Every day they must ask themselves what can I do today to show my utter contempt and disdain for the American public?
Menderman
August 11th, 2010
Congrats Post Racist!
I feel so shamed…having attempted bribery, it just seems like losing twice…
Thanks Trevor for being a fair judge!
Oh, IOTW, keep that post handy, we might actually see them using some of these this fall…
Soup2Nuts
August 11th, 2010
Damn! “Missed it by that much.” BFH, perhaps your next contest prize could include a world atlas detailing the southern hemisphere for some of us who are more down-under challenged.
Soup2Nuts
August 11th, 2010
Congrats also to you, PR. And kudos to Gaslighter – I really guffawed over your suicide attempt with a Prius reference.
Mr. Pinko
August 11th, 2010
Trying to figure out what actor Trevor Loudon reminds me of:
Victor Garber or Geoffrey Rush
Roach Liberation Front
August 11th, 2010
Congratulations Post Racist! What chemicals did you take to channel the leftist brain so clearly?
Post Racist
August 11th, 2010
RLF, When I decided that nothing else will matter if we don’t stop the progressive/islamic alliance from completely collapsing the Republic. I don’t sleep, I barely eat, and I rarely stop to make love to my wife. I go to church. I make time to play with my kids. And work as furiosly as I can, so I can get back to my computer, researching and spreading the word about what is happening. I, like Rush know these people. And I have come to the conclusion that it does not matter if the lights get turned off or the fridge gets empty, if that’s what it takes to stop them. Because if we don’t stop them, there won’t be a fridge or any electricity to power the lights.
It’s not chemicals my friend, it’s utter contempt and sheer determination. I dare you to watch the entire “Weathermen” video on New Zeal. You may find yourself feeling inspired by them too!