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Herman Cain and Allen West are tokens, just like Micheal Steele.

0

I can’t believe the Republicans won. I never saw this coming.

-2

“It was lies told by those lying liers from that lying Right-wing hate rag of lies. That’s why we lost. The Right uses lies and dirty tricks to win. We on the Left are too nice and soft-spoken, that’s why we lost. We don’t use enough sneaky underhanded tactics, unlike those McBushHitler hate-mongers.”

+2

In 2012 we need a crippled negro woman, hopefully a Vet that Bush did not give a medal to. Oh, and she needs to be clean, with no negro dialect unless she needs it.

+2

Fox was running an American Idol marathon, Tuesday,

0

It’s Bushes fault!

+9

Damn It! The Al Gore wing of the party stayed home to have their chakras massaged.

+4

“Did we really have to write so many lies? Now look.”

0

Is FOX news hiring?

0

Do you really think Sarah could see November from her house? Is that possible?

+1

I knew DNC should have picked RuPaul instead of Biden as a running mate. Don’t he have a show called Drag Race? ShitDog, we coulda hadem all covered.

+2

Oh and CC…You really look HOT in that BigFurHat!

+2

I already own on my own ushanka. (looks a lot like the Comrade devotchka up above’s, in fact).

Damned fine hat in the cold.

-1

“We’re just saving the thrills up our legs for 2012″

+3

Damn it Ezra, you told me to put ALL my 401K in politico and the Washington Post stock, you said it was rock solid! Hve you seen that bow tie boys portfolio?

-1

All,
If you chickenshits hadn’t wussed out over hiring someone to take care of Glenn Beck, this would never have happened.
Ezra

+5

ONCE WE HAVE COMPLETED THE MOSQUE AT GROUND ZERO AND ASSURED ATLEAST 60 PERCENT OCCUPANCY WE SHOULD IMMEDIATELY TURN OUR ATTENTION TOWARDS A MOSQUE IN LOCKERBEE, SCOTLAND IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO WERE MURDERED THERE. HEE,HEE,HEE.

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” Democrats are just lulling the GOP into a false sense of security…what an outstanding politically intelligent move! “

+1

Get that Jim Goad in here, I will cut off his gonads if he has any. That book was supposed to crush the hill billie, hick, white trash, redneck, fly over, bitter clinger, crackers who shown up in droves. Damn him and his f – mk oijackza c[]offijww e=ivjnumbszpok;lcocksuckerifjvppsdpoijvn0souiqns;\piss kheadjm

-1

We maxed out our racist card

+5

Don’t blame me, I told you guys that F-ing Aussie was on to the whole thing, but NOOOOO you guys insisted on telling Lord Big B. Longlegs that we had everything under control.

+1

BREITBARRRRTTTTTT!!!!!!!

+3

Why oh why did we choose the one negro in the world who throws like a girl?

+7

Mom jeans didn’t make their comeback quick enough.

+1

Who is ready to join me in seeking political asylum in Russia? Their spies are teh hot!

–Rachel

+1

By the way Trevor, I live on an Island, I have two boats. Wanna go fishing? I have heard that bribing the judge of these contests is a completley acceptable practice. Google…strike that (because google sucks, and Bing has pretty pictures), Bing Emerald Isle North Carolina. A week her for a big fur hat, oh come on that’s an easy one.

Oh, and we will keep it our secret. We have a steak house that has the best prime rib, ribeyes, fillets and more!

+1

WTF??? You guys said to put our game face on and just call the Tea Party supporters racists and the country would stand behind us in droves. Brilliant, you morons, just frigging brilliant!

+4

” We are all gonna have to put in double time in distorting and cherrypicking the stories….come on people let’s get right back to the gutter and stay there!”

-1

Wow, I guess ACORN really was corrupt… -Eric Boehlert

+1

From Sarah Spitz,(spitznotswallowz @nprcommies.com):

Thank you Mr. Limbaugh, for all your kind wishes,and the lovely flowers you sent to the hospital after my recent heart attack…

+2

BUTTERFLY BALLOTS!!!!!

+1

My Dearest Comrades! We will not loose hope! We now have 60 days to cement our legislation in place before the infidels regain feeble control of what is left of their former government….

…by then, it will be too late!

Mwaaaa haa haaa haaa!

PS: Praise Obama (Peace Be Upon Him)
PPS: Erza, can I borrow some petiole oil – I’m all out.

-1

Why would you buy the LIE there is no longer a Journolist.
Most of these douchbags are friends and communicate all the time. Ok the name has been changed to the Effeminate girl hating, gay loving man club. I would assume they are extra careful now, but nothing has changed.

+2

I am surprised at the low number of Black Panthers that showed up at the polling places. That lost us the election!

+1

First rule of Journolist-
The Black Vote Is A Fickle Whore – Ezra Klein

+4

Those ingrates, we even forgave them their mortgages and they still didn’t vote for us!!

0

Listen guys, If Spencer had just let Weigel have his little fetish fun, that prick would’ve never exposed us. We were so close. All he had to do was wear the stupid tri-corner hat while he bagged him and he would have kept his trap shut. Now we’ll never get WH jobs.

+1

Were in the hell did those racists get all those smart black people? All we have are Alvin Greene, Rangle, Waters, Kilpatrick and that whacko bitch from florida. Why can’t we get the smart negros? We give those colored’s everything they want…free houses, free cable, free phones, and those racist republitards get the smart ones…what else can we give them?

+3

A mosque! At ground Zero! On election year no less! Those stupid goatherders couldn’t wait a few months before they spit in the entir country’s face?

+2

” Obama probably shouldn’t have thrown his support behind all those democrats…he is still sufferig from the “Kiss of Death” voodoo curse that Bush mojoed up on him”

+1

From: Klein,Ezra: (cabalister @ minitru.com);

Revisions to the Newspeak Glossary, 11.07.2010:

Harry Reid- UNPERSON
Nancy Pelosi- UNPERSON
Shirley Sherrod- UNPERSON
OBamacare-UNWORD
Cap and Trade-UNWORD
Card Check-UNWORD
Stimulus-UNWORD

Please correct your glossaries as directed and destroy all superseded entries immediately.

+2

” It might have been an unwise move for NOW to throw support behind sharia law “

+3

Yes Ezra, I am serious, Is FOX News hiring? I have two kids and a new Porshe and that house in the Hamptons. Obama didn’t give me a pass on my mortgage, and my wife has needs. If I have to I can do honest reporting for a while, but until we get control again, I have bills to pay!

+1

Is It In All The WAY ?

+1

Googlepuss> What more did you want from me, I plugged the damn hole after 100 days, I signed 10,000 pages of the take over bill. I think me and Cookiepuss have done all the heavy lifting but all of you have failed me when I only ever supported you.

Snagleppuss> We are so sorry Mr. P but we had everything on our side, we forgave mortgages to all of your friends and voters, we ran all the stories you send, we attacked every blogger on the right, we sold more books, we framed everyone in the tea party and arrested all of them and still somehow they won.

Frankinpuss> We need to do a recount at once Mr. P and we have to keep counting until we make up the 100,000,000 votes we need to win, I can do it let me carry your water. sneer sneer!

Pelosipussy> It isn’t so bad Mr. P we still have the state department and all the czars. That has to account for something.

Kruggmapussy> I said it was too much too fast didn’t, I didn’t I. Cum on Mr.P I mean WTF. We crucified ourselves to put you over the top, I am feeling a bit rejected rigt now and…
Bang Bang Bang!
Arg ah someone was at ka the door and just shot mmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Googlepuss> I just go off the phone with Soroasspussy and let Paul be a lesson to the rest of you, I know who you are, I know where you live, and I know how much we are paying you, now get back to work. Find out how do we keep Sarah and Glenn from winning 2012?
ANYYONEEE!!!! and stop calling me Mr.P online.

+1

Hey Judge Trevor (your holyness),

Forget Menderman, I’m offering you something better for a bribe. I live in an area that has one of the largest number of micro-breweries, per capita, in the world. I know you Aussies like your brewskis and you can have your pick of the finest porters, scotch ales, craft lagers, etc. Plus the climate here is cold in winter and I could really use a warm hat.

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Did I say Aussies, goodness, I meant New Zealanders (my bad, sorry)

You blew it! LOL – Mr. Pinko

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Your Holyness? Hey, I am the KING of typos! Oh, And I have been to Australia, and would love to go back. My HERO brother married an Aussie! Brisbane is super cool, but I had the best of times in Noosa Heads….Emerald Isle is a lot like that, but with a FREE house for Trevor and his family, and I have freinds with really big houses!!!! I want to be pictured with Trevor holding a big bull dolphin (fish) wearing that hat! What kind of beer do you like Trevor?

Less bribing, and more ingenuity! What are you? A Liberal? – Mr. Pinko

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“That’s it, then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Hanukkah.”

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‘Face the Pillow’

HeeeeeeLarius!

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I stayed at the Auckland Airport, and saw that beautiful country from the air, but sadly could not leave without that visa…Air New Zeland was much better than Qantis

just sayin’

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crap! i did it again.

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There must have been voter fraud. Noone in my Sufi internal being group voted for a Republican.

0

” The vast, right wing, gun hugging, bible thumping, RACIST, evil bastards must have water-boarded the electoral college!”

+1

My smear machine was in the shop.

+2

Damn it,

I might have to throw in some bison steaks and fresh kiwi flown in from down under.

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OK, Soupnuts, I am going to Paddy’s Pub and let them know that I will be bringing a BIG FUR HAT and a special dignatary in the near future from down under. I will instruct Paddy to speak favorably about me and IOTW to Mr. Loudon…I might even put a big IOTW sticker on my big boat!

Oh, and I have a nephew named Trevor, GREAT kid….must be the name…

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My lapdog ate my homework

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Dear Fellow JournoLists,

Sorry, after the news of this election this country now sucks and I’m moving to _________ – insert cool country I wish America would turn into – like Columbia, France or Cuba.
Oh, wait! Scratch that. There’s still hope – and change. Obama is still President for two more years and I don’t want to miss out on all the cool stuff he says and does. Maybe he’ll finally declare himself King and we can all live in the country we all should have.
Carry on,
(insert any a-hole journo-list name here)

+1

Wouldn’t you know it, just like a sorority, virtually every guy on Journolist had to get their period right before the election.

-1

OK

Final offer, I will share with Trevor a portion of my Obama dole (that we all may be on soon).

0

OK, guys, this means WAR! I mean it. Seriously. We gotta fight these wingnuts and I mean really fight this time. Anybody here got a gun? Anybody? Don’t be shy, now, these are the times that try persons’ souls! No guns? What was that, Klein, they have all the guns? Oh, shit. How did that happen?

+8

Email : There is always barber college

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OK guys stop sucking up to the judge.

+1

Good-bye You Sleaszy Bastartards

0

We shot our load too early. Literally. Anyone have tissues?

0

Has anyone seriously considered the possibility that we are actually too ugly to win elections?

+5

Sorry guys, it was me. I sent out an e-mail blast that had the unfortunate phrase “Black Holes” in it.

0

I need to move on tonight, but I yield to you great Menderman, King of the bribes (and typos). I’ve got beer to drink (you want one?)

+1

Really thought we had the blacks in the bag.

+1

I’ve had the car running in my closed garage for 4 hours and I wasn’t even getting drowsy…
Hoo boy, was my face red when I realized I have an electric Prius.

+3

Apparently “clinging to guns and religion” was more popular than “brandishing billy clubs outside of polling places.”

0

Sigh…. I miss the OLD Black Panthers…

0

Is it possible for Shirley Sherrod to sue every non-progressive voter? Look into that.

0

‘Our country disappears people. It tortures people. It has the blood of as many as one million Iraqi civilians — men, women, children, the infirm — on its hands. You’ll forgive me if I just can’t quite dredge up the requisite amount of outrage over .

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I hate my computer.

“Our country disappears people. It tortures people. It has the blood of as many as one million Iraqi civilians — men, women, children, the infirm — on its hands. You’ll forgive me if I just can’t quite dredge up the requisite amount of outrage over a bunch of lameass pantywaists who let racist tea-baggers beat them at the polls.”

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“Dear fellow Journolist;

See, this is the problem with a constitutional republic. The voters are so stupid they just don;t know what is good for em.”

+1

It isn’t possible that we speak for all of the stupid, lazy people, is it?

0

I’m so pissed. Here we are, overwhelmingly white, fairly well to do, educated Progressive Journolists who know, and I mean absolutely know the plight of black people in America. And now they’re deserting the party. Well, screw em’ – LBJ promised we would own those folks for 200 years.

0

Guam tipped the scale in their favor. So we have to have every one of you fly to the west side of the island by next Thursday.

+1

” We’ve used class warfare, racism , social justice…what other B.S. propaganda can we use on the American simpletons? “

0

Rush told them all that election day this year was going to be such a large turnout that they needed two days, Tuesday for Republicans and Wednesday for Democrats. And this year they believed him!

0

Damn that missing Gulf oil. We let a good crises go to waste.

0

Ignorant flag waving redneck trash believing everything they’re told….

0

What can you expect, what with Faux News, Glen Beck, and Rush Limbaugh dominating the airwaves and whipping up white racist fear and anger?

JWM

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I don’t get it !!!! All the papers said we were in good shape! The networks said we’ed keep the house!
(execpt faux news) I figured Id stay home eat arugala and watch stuart saves his family!!

What do you mean we shouldn’t believe the shit we write?

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I stayed up all night trying to discover the real meaning behind all this. What did it mean to the earth? And to the children? Can anyone score me some downers? My doctor won’t give me any more and I’ve started cutting myself again to mask the pain. I really feel like the Worst Person in the World. I better draw a bath. COURAGE!
–Keith

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Email:

“Cover losses with non-stop, mean-spirited, juvenile ridicule!

Play up the fact that elections took place on DANIEL BOONE’S BIRTHDAY!! Focus on Boone bio: a frontier cracker racist monority dominator land-pillager…

Play up the “a boone to society?” sarcasm: label all rightwingnuts, 2nd amendment kooks & homeschoolers “voters with Booners”: an extension of the Teabaggers! older rt wing nutters = baby booners!

Hey! Kill 2 birds w/one stone!
Equate Repubs with primitive “frontiersmen” & make jokes about hard-up cracker-men with “booners” driven to the polls by visions of Grizzly Mama Palin!!

That’s why we lost!! Voting on Boone’s birthday predetermined the outcome of this wicked gun-totin’ racist curse!”

http://homeschooling.about.com/cs/unitssubjhol/qt/nov2a.htm

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“Sigh. Where does one go to recover their reputation?”

0

“Only the rich voted.”

0

“I’ll never believe Zogby again!”

0

“We should promote an amendment to the constitution prohibiting people from voting.”

0

“Man, we really need to press for gay marriage so we can start repopulating the electorate with progressives…..Oh wait.”

0

“My gawd! We’re turning into Europe!”

0

“I hear there are some journalist openings at Pravda.”

0

“I guess it didn’t help that Michelle has been on vacation in Spain for the past three months.”

0

“What really hurts is that Massachusetts voted for the national referendum to rename the nation ‘Jesusland.’”

0

“After the polls closed on the east coast, I really thought we had a shot there, for about 30 seconds.”

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That’s it! Next time we get back in power … no more Mr Nice guy!!

0

Would New Zealand like to be the 58th star on our flag?
All new immigrants get free everything and backrubs.
You don’t have to leave your country, we will send you your monthly checks.
Did I mention free dental?
2 month paid vacation, only work 2 hrs a day, if you feel up to it.
Every New Zealander gets to be president for a day.
Yes, you also get your own talkshow.
And a free gift basket, everyday.

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What is it with these flyovers — every 16 years or so they have to throw one of these little temper tantrums

0

“It’s not over! They still need to count the absentee ballots from Tijuana.”

0

“I’d pack up and move to New Zealand, but to tell you the truth…I’m too f’in lazy.”

0

Crap! What am I going to do with all these ‘mazel tov’ cookies?!?

0

“The turnout in Philadelphia was only 110%. Republicans were up to their old vote suppression tactics again!”

0

On the bright side, wait until the Republicans start investigating Al Franken. What a hoot that will be!

0

“What do you expect? The nation is full of rubes who never went to Harvard.”

0

This is really getting ugly!!

0

“Look on the bright side: There is absolutely no Democrat left in Congress for Sean Hannity to skewer on his show.”

0

I can’t tell the truth – now what – I guess I can sell used cars.

0

Why oh why didn’t we shut down iowntheworld when we had the chance. Those song parodies by that Lennie guy just destroyed us (chortle)

0

“The 85% unemployment rate probably had an impact, but Krugman conclusive showed this was Bush’s fault.”

0

Another silver lining — Dems in Congress won’t have any more scandals because there won’t be any left in Congress worth bribing

0

“Those Iranian missles that blanketed the east coast a week ago, probably suppressed Democrat turnout a bit.”

0

Lennie….because the money’s worthless.

0

“The Mexican conquest of California in October took away some prime Democrat voting areas.”

0

“Even Al Jazeera reported the House and Senate flipped Republican by 9:00 eastern time. Bunch of ingrates!”

0

“WWSD? What Would Stalin Do?”

0

“Exit polls showed we were doing well in Milwaukee, until around 2:00 when Democrat volunteers ran out of free cigarettes.”

0

“The turning point was clearly mid-October, when Obama’s teleprompter jumped to the Republican Party.”

0

“I guess we aborted too many future progressive voters over the past 40 years.”

0

“Now we’ll never get that mosque built at Ground Zero.”

0

They’ll find that one democrat who was expected to win and focus all their coverage on him.

0

What do you mean its all my fault because I accidentally BCC’d Breitbart? I didn’t know my assistant put his g’damn email in my group list.

Hey, where did you get your “get out of jail free” card from? They are HOW much again?!

I heard a rumour FOX was hiring in S.Arabia (would they hire me if I’m Christian?) … oooh

0

Have you heard? Rachel is looking for voice over work.

Yea, I heard she got the Ipecac syrup account, but they just want to put her face on the box.

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Gotta get away! See you at the kibbutz – my new name is Tanya.

0

Wait it aint over yet, this race is tighter than the lug nuts on Keith Olberman’s brain bucket

0

the whole country nothing but a bunch of racist gun toting homophobes

0

hold on the race aint over yet, more ballots were found in Minnesota and Washington (out of state ballots) maybe enough to change the vote in as many as 10 states

0

What happened, I thought acorn was hired to count all the ballots!!

0

But…. we’re the elite.

0

I don’t know you – you don’t know me – no worries – we still own the media.

0

” Dammit! They’re onto to us….Fox is already calling it ” MEDIAGATE “

0

The voters were just ignorant about our candidates. If they knew more about them,they surely would of voted for us.

Right? The more people know about us, the cooler they think we are?

- DeLong

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Journolist2 members,

Don’t worry everybody, this will play out just like in 1994 when the Repubes took back Congress and unwittingly helped our hero Bill Clinton to get reelected.

They will put Barry Soetoro under lock and key to prevent him from any more spending. The Repubes will pass a few bills to get unemployement down and create a bunch of meaningless burger flipping jobs.

When 2012 comes along and unemployement is at 8% and the housing market has stopped bleeding, we’ll pass all the credit to Barry’s programs and blame Repubes that if not for them and their obstructionism, unemployment would be back to 7% and roses would be blooming.

Also to the worry warts amongst us, fret not fellow journolistas. The Chinese that are running the server for our uber-secret website have promised that our posts will never leave China. We just need to be sure to keep up our pro-China propoganda in return for their services.

-Comrade Ezra

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Hey co-worker I just lost my job ,you got any connections with John Kerrys pilot program to muslum countries? I’ll take anything !

0

Hi Katie,you dont know me I am just a little man at the bottom of the media ladder,they are laying me off today so how much can I get as a man to do a live colonoscopy

0

” Ezra…Joe Klein here…The White House is calling all of us in for another electro re-education session… pronto! “

0

Bush, Cheney.
Bush, Cheney.
Bush, Cheney, Halliburton.

The Republicans used the politics of fear.

Conservative talk radio is at fault!

Fox News, talk radio, Bush, Cheney, Halliburton.

Dems talking: “We weren’t able to get our message out clearly enough, (to the uneducated masses who are too stupid to realize what’s good for them)”

Biden: “This is a big f*&^%(g deal”
“Our candidates were even clean and articulate!”

But Shelly went on extravagant trips wearing expensive designer clothing to show how great her greatness is! Next time she’ll have to go to Monte Carlo for 2 weeks with 80 close friends.

0

“It must have been the Mormon money and the low-information voters! Bigots! H8ers! Ungrateful blacks! Let’s burn down a Mormon church!”

0

All those mouth-breathing Luddites in flyover country are just too stupid to listen to reasonable, enlightened intellectuals like us. I just hate those bigoted, redneck idiots.

0

Hey guys, it’s not all bad…we still have “Man’s Country”…

Ezra

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TO the List
From Krugman

Damn, Bambam just wouldn’t borrow and spend and print ENOUGH money. DEFICITS DON’T MATTER! A couple more trillion and we would have pulled out of this depression by now.

Ezra: You’re No-Bell-Man! This is one of the things the morons are whining about. No vision of hope and change, stupid.

Krugman: I told him the gremlins and spirits were on our side, but would he listed? Nooooooo. What I wouldn’t do for a couple more trillion – let’s call Bernanke and order the money before January.

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“It was the monopoly of the conservative media.”

0

“I am going to wear my “Sarah Palin is a Cunt” t-shirt all week…I changed my Emoticon to “Frownyface” and am updating my Facebook Statis to “Bush is Back and its still his fault”

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Krugman: We need to spend more gooberment money! Otherwise we’ll never get to recovery

Reply from half the list: Boo-effing-hoo the gooberment has no money!(hahahahahaha) It’s all the peoples money, can you believe peeps really believe that crap! Tee-hee

Krugan: The gooberment can have as much money as they want. Who do you think controls the printing press. Damn, I think I have another headline here.

+1

Well they don’t make useful idiots like they used to!!!

+1

” What the hell is wrong with us people? Didn’t we learn anything from our idol, Joseph Goebbels

0

The exit poles say we won, WTF?
Lets get everyone to go with the exit poles this time. Get me the lawyers, we can still win.

0

It really would have helped if we had some pretty people on our list…do any of you guys know a good looking progressive? How does FOX find those hot babes?

0

Let’s see first we tried “Progressive” back in the 1900s and that failed, then we switched to “Liberals” until about 2000 and then we switched back to “Progressive”… Hmmh, I know this is going to be a stretch for us, but let’s just tell the truth and call ourselves “Socialists”.

0

Oh ….my….. Obama (god)! How’d this happen???

0

Hey George S email mail me when you get online George :Yeah what’s up chris M? Chris:Yeah you still got dirt on this party? George : No ,wikileaker got it to !Chris : What about the global warming theory anything here? George: No ,all that is left is the theory of the earth being flat. Chris: Sounds like a winner ,I was so worried about my employment thanks !

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I thought we would be dancing in the streets. Now I feel like I was run over by an ice cream truck.

-1

How could this happen? No one I know on Journolist voted for Republicans.

-1

I was going to move to Mexico if we lost, but I’ve been denied a visa due to a lack of marketable skills.

-1

I don’t understand, The Daily Kos poll had us winning in a landslide.

-1

i didn’t think we’d really win anyway…sniff

0

Now that I’ll be unemployed, does anyone want to buy my laptop?

-1

That’s the last time we allow james himes to run the campaign. F’ing loser.

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from: Spencer Ackerman

to: Ezra, Jeffrey, Matthew, Jonathan, Ari, and Ari:

Don’t worry, with Kagan and Sotomeyer on SCOTUS, we can do an Al Franken recount and keep it tied up in court for a while. btw, it’s my turn to be pivot man at this week’s circle jerk.

-1

Maybe Obama WAS a Republican Plant, after all.

-1

It was all due to Republican election fraud.

-1

“This just goes to show that being honest, playing by the rules, and treating your opponents with respect DOES NOT WORK. Get it through your head, Mr. President, it’s time to stop being so dignified and reasonable!!!”

-1

It’s not fair. It’s just not faaaa-yer!! Our side has all the best ideas, all the best intentions, and those other guys – what are they? Neanderthals? – are just too stupid to realize it. I tell ya, it’s just not faaaa-yer!! Mommmmeeeee! Make ‘em stop!

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(how’d that happen? I’m not anonymous, I’m Uncle Al!)

-1

(there is obviously a progressive plot at work here)

-1

Any chance you think that Mexican drug cartel will cover us for a bounty on Becks head?

-1

“Stare decisis”, baby! It’s time to publish all the times leaders had good reasons to nullify elections and bring PEACE to their countries. Dude! We’re ALL for PEACE here; who’s NOT? We all know WHO.

-1

WTF?! I know the stupid fly over hicks are going to force Jeb Bush on us in 2012. We’re screwed!!!

-1

Now what? Personally I think that entire “dialect thing” is way to over rated. One of my consistent contacts at the DOJ said the black panther plan would have been ok too. Next time we need to listen closer to them.

-1

OK relax, lets not get too disappointed. We’ve still got the media and we hav’nt quite exploited this Trig thing for all its got yet.

But remember it is critical now more than ever that we position Romney favorably for 2012.

-1

You girls go figure out who we can send to take care of Gores needs and while there just tell him we need to meet. One of you needs to take one for the team… Let us know asap.

-1

Katrina, we almost have these American dumb asses convinced! Keep the fine work!

-1

Chill out people, look at the bright side. We still have the schools……. progress not perfection.

-1

OK so the Deep Horizon plan backfired a little, I still say it was an overall positive.

-1

We quickly need to find every economist that is willing to say we did’nt spend enough on stimulus.

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We need to push harder. Felons deserve voting rights too “everyone needs another chance etc”, then switch to this displaced immigrant thing, and if Craig Becker can execute his end the labor team can provide the muscle we need.

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Oh Crap!!! The dipshit flyover racists teabagger fascists seem to be figuring our who we really are!!! We need to quadruple down on the race card!!!

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Ya know, Fellow Listas, some days it just doesn’t pay to wake up to kick the cat. My friend at ACORN assured me that they had this thing wired regardless of the vote. Their plan could have only failed if there were more than 70% of the votes for Republicans.

I just cannot conceive that that many people would not want our Socialist Paradise! The FOOLS!

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from: Spencer Ackerman

to: Chris Matthews

Sir, I realize that you are a cable icon, and I but a mere half-ass blogger, but could you spare a cup of “Obama’s Taint” flavored pancake syrup? I’m fresh the fuck out.

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The voters were disenfranchised because they used words on the ballots instead of pictures.

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Ezra,

I knew we were in trouble when those assholes over at http://iowntheworld.com/blog/ started making fun of us back in August! They had HUNDREDS of comments about what we do…are we that transparent? Go look at what they said ( http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=31528 ) Who on that site is leaking our info? There is no way they can read our minds like that…we must have an infiltraitor! We need to find out who the hell it is!

Krug

PS: if you go look at the comments, they do have some really good ideas, can we use them and get away with it?

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“Barack Obama should immediately sign an executive order suspending habeus corpus for all teabaggers, and issue death warrants for members of the Riechstad media, beginning with Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck.”

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Hey, guys! I got an idea! Anybody remember the Reichstag fire?

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oh hiney…..ignorance truely is bliss isn’t it?

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CONTEST IS CLOSED

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