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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family.

….Dick Morris. He’s a dead ringer for my uber-political brother in law.

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of?

….Renee Zelwegger and/or LeeAnn Rhimes

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation?

….Charles Krauthammer and Bill Kristol

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection?

….All of my Beatles collection

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies?

….Radio

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X

… R

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie?

…Kramer = Rand Paul

Jerry = The Weiner Man

Elaine = Michelle Bachmann – she knows how to punch

George = Robert Gibbs – always lying

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story? A fat slob from the gutter on a dirty street in NYC

-Nancy Pelosi Story? An old hag from behind a Lancome Counter

- Joe Biden Story? A speshul needs adult shelter dweller

- Bill Clinton? A pimp on the corner of Walk and Don’t Walk somewhere in southern Alabama

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female?

None

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November?

Barbara Boxer

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year?

Just 4? Try 400, baby. There’s a lot at stake.

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car?

No. in 2008 our house was vandalized and our signs were stolen, and I got acid sprayed on my arm from thugs that were Obamabots. No more signs.

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family.

—First thing that comes to mind is Allen West. (because I’m white does that make me uber-racist lefties?) Of course I’m bias towards ARMY and I went to the same basic as he did. And he looks like he could kick some liberal ass. Literally, figuratively, and politically.

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of?

—when I was a kid, it was Jim Carrey. But I’ve been told I look similar to Joey from Friends but I sound like a mix of Keanu Reeves and Brian the liberal dog on Family Guy. (in voice only! not ideals)

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation?

—John Hagee and Isaac Asimov

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection?

—wow… Only 5? Ok, Sober by TOOL. Round Here by Counting Crows mtv live from the 10 spot version. Good Bye Letter by PEOPLE (my old band). Sleeping Sickness by City and Colour. And of course A little Help from my friends by Joe Cocker.

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies?

—Books. I’ll memorize them like in Fahrenheit 451.

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X

—Does X mean unrated? If so yes. If not, R.

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie?

—I don’t really know the answer to that right now.

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story? —Mr. Slate (flintstones)

-Nancy Pelosi Story? —Skeletor

- Joe Biden Story? —Bob Barker (sorry Bob)

- Bill Clinton? — A giant dick.

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female?

—after a while searching, this is the first out of many that I found that I thought was attractive. Stephanie Sandlin US Congress SD
http://www.examiner.com/x-37730-Elections-2010-Examiner~y2010m2d27-South-Dakota-Will-Herseth-Sandlin-be-the-states-next-Daschle-or-McGovern

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November?

—Ron Klein (D-FL)

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year?

—Um, what? I’ll drive my friends to vote if they don’t have a ride. Conservative of Liberal. If they don’t want to vote they can’t argue. That’s the AMERICAN way. Why do I feel like I’m talking to a census taker now?

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car?

—No. And now you’re just being ridiculous. I better not get ads in the mail.

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family.
Fred Thompson

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of?
Conway Twitty

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation?
Thomas Sowell and GW Bush

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection?
Ramble On – Zep
Little Wing – Hendrix
The Rain Song – Zep
Right Now – Van Halen
Xanadu – Rush

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies?
Radio

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X
That would be an R

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie?
JNever saw it.

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story?
Elton John

-Nancy Pelosi Story?
Suzanne Lucci

- Joe Biden Story?
Curly Howard

- Bill Clinton?
John Goodman

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female?
Female

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November?
Barbara Boxer

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year?
Won’t need to.

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car?
Yard – yes car – never

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family. – Dick Cheney

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of? Rene Russo

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation? Mel Gibson and Sarah Palin

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection? “Something to Talk About” Bonnie Raitte; “You Got It” by Roy Orbison; “Wonder” by Natalie Merchant; “The Nutcracker Suite”; “A Boy’s Dream” by Dave Matthews

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies? TV

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X —- PG

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie?
Jerry – Congressman Luis Gutierrez
George – Blago
Elaine- Rahm Emanuel
Kramer- James Carville

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story? – Jack Nicholson

-Nancy Pelosi Story? – Janeane Garafalo

- Joe Biden Story? – Kramer

- Bill Clinton? – John Travolta

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male?- Heath Shuler Female? – Meghan McCain

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November? Toss up – Pelosi or Reid

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year? Ya!

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car? Not yet, but will have a yard sign.

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family.

Jim Carrey.

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of?

All of them concur “one of a kind”. Sorry.

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation?

Milton Friedman, Harvey Fierstein.

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection?

Richard Strauss – Death & Transfiguration
Tchaikovsky – 6th symphony (Pathetique)
Gavin Bryars – Jesus’ Blood Never Failed Me Yet
Jethro Tull – Thick As A Brick
Brian Eno – Ascent

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies?

Radio – Rush 24/7.

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X

R, but only for language. I can take it.

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie?

N/A

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story?

N/A

-Nancy Pelosi Story?

N/A

- Joe Biden Story?

N/A

- Bill Clinton?

Bill Clinton.

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female?

N/A

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November?

Pelosi.

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year?

I wouldn’t be the driver.

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car?

Get off my lawn.

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I don’t think you will want to pick me up, I’m 6′6 250 lbs.

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Racist Cracka? You in NC? David Price? He’s all over the news lately about how hard he is trying to secure the border. Since when is what I want to know. A good part of his district is sanctuary city!

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….the fuck?! I just posted and was memory-holed. (OTOH, funny how quite a few chose Jim Carrey. That’s what I chose. And you would’ve read it by now had I BEEN ALLOWED TO POST MY FRIGGIN POST!!) Comon’ man, I’m not answering all those damn questions again. See if you got an internet burp in there somewhere, ay?

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family. Jim Inhofe

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of? Oh dear. Crystal Bernard

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation? Rush and Fergie

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection?

Ain’t Talkin’ Bout Love
Metallica One
Third Day-Your Love Oh LORD and Angus Dei
Candlebox Happy Pills

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies? Books

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X? R

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie?

Jerry-Paul Ryan
Elaine-Sarah Palin
George-Obama
Kosmo-Joe Biden

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story? Michael Myers

-Nancy Pelosi Story? Some unknown Marilyn Monroe wanna be actress.

- Joe Biden Story? Jim Carey

- Bill Clinton? Tom Arnold

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Marc Lamont Hill Female? Imogen Lloyd-Webber

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November? Harry Reid

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year? Sure!

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car? No, but I have lots of tees!

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Oh, I almost forgot. This is for lennie: ,

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Ginger, I was wonderin the same thing about you and Schuler! Yeah I live in Hillsborough. Grew up in Compton, I mean Durham! I hadn’t seen news about Price lately. I never watch local TV anymore. When I’m home I’m on here, or playin with kids. I DVR Beck and watch it late nite,and then watch a few mins. of Newsmix just to see what the asshats are sayin. But Price is a lyin prick. Every time I call his offices, I get smoke up my rear. And the response letters are all propaganda crap.
Where U from?

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Corky! Good one Pinko!

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family.

Dick Morris. He looks just like my brother in law.

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of? LeeAnn Rhimes and Renee Zellweger

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation?

Charles Krauthammer
Bill Kristol

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection?

All of the Beatles music

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies?

Radio. Gotta have my Rush

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X

R

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie?

George = Robert Gibbs
Elaine = Michelle Bachman
Jerry = Joe Biden
Kramer = Alvin Greene

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story? …An old fat fag from a street corner in San Francisco.

-Nancy Pelosi Story? An old hag from a street corner in San Francisco.

- Joe Biden Story? Some old white haired bum from a train station in Scranton.

- Bill Clinton? A pimp from the corner of walk and don’t walk in any city USA.

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female?

You dream too hard.

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November?

Barbara Boxer

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year?

I have 40 vans.

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car?

No. In 2008 our home was vandalized and someone threw acid on my arm for having McCain posters in the yard. So, no.

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I smell the blood of a troll.

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Come on hiney! What are you afraid of? Answer the questions ya bug wuss!

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family. Carroll O’Connor/Archie Bunker

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of? – Merle Oberon (Sure, that was a few decades ago, let’s not get picky)
3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation? Stephen Hawking and Roger Ebert

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection?
Carmina Burana
Mississippi Queen by Mountain
God is With Us
Anything by Stevie Ray Vaughn
Anything performed by Roby Lakatos

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies? – Books

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X – I would watch G

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie? – James Anthony Traficant, Henry Waxman, Joe Biden, Maxine Waters

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the
-Barney Frank Story? – Jabba The Hut

-Nancy Pelosi Story? – Margret Hamilton/Wicked witch of the west

- Joe Biden Story? – Jerry Lewis

- Bill Clinton? – Frank Fontaine

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female? — Helen Thomas

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November? Nancy Reid

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year? – yes

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car? Yes I do.

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Zonga, Merle Oberon? WooHoo!

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Thanks 1MadMadJack – now I look like a baboon – go figure.

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1 – public figure – Michael Savage – he’s my long lost Uncle Leo(Hellooooo!);2 – what celebrity am I – people tell me to go to Hollywood as Jeff Daniels stand in – I’m always getting ‘do I know you?’ – I tell them look at a dollar bill – I look just like George Washington; 3 – dinner friends – Jesus and Chuck Smith; 4 – Desert Island songs – Handshake Drugs – Wilco, Christine’s Tune – FlyingBurrito Bros, Time – Phil Keaggy, Please Let Me Love You – Byrds, The Same One – Gene Clark; 5 – TV; 6 – movie rating – R; 7 – Seinfeld cast – Jerry – Ronald Reagan George – Hubert Humphrey – Kramer – Teddy Roosevelt – Elaine – John Edwards in drag; 8 – B. Frank story – PeeWee Herman – N.Pelosi story – Joan Rivers of course – J. Biden story – Harry Dunn from Dumb and Dumber(Jeff Daniels) – B. Clinton – John Leslie; 9 – best looking lib – Kate Steadman(grr sound from Pretty Woman)
http://healthypolicy.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83425e13353ef00e5506523f38833-150wi10 – Piglousy Puhleeese!! 11 – pledge – I live in a very conservative town – we’re all standing tall; 12 – signs – I live at the very end of a very conservativeneighborhood – I’d be preaching to the choir as far as the vehicles – I go into horrible neighborhoods on a regular basis – I can’t afford to have them trashed.

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Uncle Al – I’ve heard an economist is a lot like an accountant – without the pizazz….

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family.
Lindsy Lowhan

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of?
Porky the Pig

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation?
Barack Obama and Rush Limbaugh

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection?
-Yellow submarine
-Kasmir
-Freebird
-Bodies
-Toccata and Fugue in D minor

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies?
TV

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X
-R

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie?
Rahm (as Seinfeld) jew
Waxman (as George)
Biden (as Kramer)
Boxer (as Elain)
Bonus -Barny Frank (as Newmam)
8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story?
The guy that plays Newman on Seinfeld

-Nancy Pelosi Story?
The Creature from the Black Lagoon

- Joe Biden Story?
Bozo the Clown

- Bill Clinton?
John Curtis Holms

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female?
Maureen Dowd HOT!!!

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November?
Reid

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year?
Yes

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car?
NO

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@MemphisRebel – Economics as a branch of the study of human action (technically called praxeology) is full of pizzazz! It makes the absolute insanity of the “economics” of govt, central banking, fiat currency, and a whole wad of other shenanigans much easier to understand. And despise!

Mainstream Keynesian macroeconomists are boring on purpose because they are in absolute terror that you might start to understand that they are crooked and full of sh…Oops – make that “replete with feces.”

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Trust me, reeko does NOT look like Sasquatch…(although that old driver’s license picture came close). Hehehehe…

I’ll answer these questions on Sunday. For now, I’m off to catch some Zs.

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@Uncle Al – Well stated!!

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family.

Andy Griffith (before the Obamacare commercial)

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of?

Cathy (the comic strip)

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation?

David Horowitz & Rush Limbaugh

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection?

Duality — Slipknot
Made of Scars — Stone Sour
AEnima — Tool
Sweet Leaf — Black Sabbath
Louise — Bonnie Raitt

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies?

Television IS my friend, but if I must choose only one, I’d bring books.

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X

R

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie?

I’ve never seen Seinfeld

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story? — I like the Perez Hilton suggestion

-Nancy Pelosi Story? — Faye Dunaway

- Joe Biden Story? — Steven Seagal (it’s hard to explain, but I think it’d work)

- Bill Clinton? — Darrell Hammond

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female?

Having read other people’s answers, I could go along with Marc Lamont Hill & Kirsten Powers.

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November?

Barney Frank

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year?

Don’t personally know 4 conservatives

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car?

Used to, but not any more.

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@Soda Craker – I like your taste in music. Slipknot kicks.

@Mr Pinko – Young or old Gordon? ps – Dudits!

@Lennie – Superman with a beard…. Cool!!

@Reeko –
Liberty or death, what we so proudly hail
Once you provoke her, rattling of her tail
Never begins it, never, but once engaged…
Never surrenders, showing the fangs of rage
Said don’t tread on me!

@Cracker Annie Mouse – Let’s do lunch!

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@Pinko – Let me claify. When I read Dreamcatcher I ALWAYS imagined Corky playing Dudits.

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@BFH- Looks like SEINFELD isn’t doing too well here, or was that part of the test?

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family. Rick from Pawn Stars

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of? Ronald McDonald

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation? Burr and my sister. She’s a liberal bitch. Go git ‘er Burr!

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection? The sound track from Jesus Christ Superstar 1973

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies? Books ’cause they don’t need batteries or electricity.

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X pg-13 which has most of those goofy comedies for the whole family.

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie?
Jerry – Arnold Schwarzenegger
Elaine – Caroline Kennedy
George – Al Franken
Kramer – John Kerry

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story? Perez Hilton

-Nancy Pelosi Story? Ru Paul

- Joe Biden Story? Any old lush from the bar

- Bill Clinton? Ron Jeremy

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female? Socks the cat, Bo the bitch

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November? All progressives

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year? Sure

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car? Not yet. I’ll check the iownthworld.com store to see what’s on sale.

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13 Potato salad? Hot Hooters curly fries. Five Guys’ are good, too. Arby’s were until they went under.

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@Soda Cracker – This is for you, dear girl.

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@Boobie – This one’s for you, ol’ boy.

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Lurkers lurk they don’t take quizzes.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZiDME3bajU&feature=related“>The trees are alive.

Thanks to all of the greeny-enviros, the Spotted Owl almost died. But, thanks to K-Mart, and their warm and lovely signs, the Spotted Owl is alive and flappin’. Let’s hear it for the owls!

Who?

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d’oh – The tree’s are alive

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Here are the answers from Salve

1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family. I’LL TAKE THE AMERICAN RENAISSANCE MAN THOMAS JEFFERSON.

2- What (historical) celebrity do people say you remind them of? THOMAS JEFFERSON. SOMETIMES JAMES MADISON.

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation? I CAN’T LIMIT THE INVITATION TO TWO. I’D LIKE TO HAVE ALL OF THE MARX BROTHERS AND ALBERT EINSTEIN.

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection? (I HAVE TO CHANGE THE QUALIFICATION):
a. BEETHOVEN’S 9th SYMPHONY WITH ODE TO JOY
b. DON’T FENCE ME IN (ROY ROGERS)
c. DON’T WORRY BE HAPPY
d. ALL SONGS SUNG BY HELMUT LOTTI
e ALL SONGS SUNG BY ANNE MURRAY

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies? BOOKS.

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X. (Z. FOR ME IT MEANS ALL OF THEM DEPENDING ON THE SUBJECT MATTER.)

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie? ADOLF HITLER, JOSEF STALIN, BENITO MUSSOLINI, BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, ALL ARE STILL EVIL DICTATORS!

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story? AL FRANKEN

-Nancy Pelosi Story? THE ANT-AMERICAN, UNPATRIOTIC JANE FONDA

- Joe Biden Story? RIN TIN TIN (THERE HAS TO BE SOME INTELLECT IN THE MOVIE!)

- Bill Clinton? AL CAPONE

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? THESE ANSWERS ARE SERIOUS: Leftist Politician? UNANSWERABLE Pundit? UNANSWERABLE Male? UNANSWERABLE Female? UNANSWERABLE.

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November? HARRY REID AND NANCY PELOSI AND ALL OF THOSE WHO ARE CORRUPT REGARDLESS OF POLITICAL PARTY.

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year? NO! TEN!

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car? NO, MY LAWN IS POLITICALLY INDEPENDENT.

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family. – Alexis Glick, well I wish she was. Shhhh, don’t tell the Mrs.

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of? Curly Howard

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation? Living or dead? Living -Rush Limbaugh & Ann Coulter. Dead – Ronald Reagan & Ann Rand

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection?

1) Love Me Tender – Elvis Presley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZBUb0ElnNY&feature=related

2) That’s Amore – Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtmsIq0-T54&feature=related

3) Rigoletto La Dona e mobile – Pavarotti http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A3zetSuYRg

4) Dust In The Wind – Kansas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wp4O7v5320&feature=related

5) Fire Lake – Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_9muTwzB-E&feature=related

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies? – Books

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X (PG-13)

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie?

Jerry – Obama (Remember the presidecy about nothing)
Kramer – Harry Reid
George – Robert Gibbs
Elaine – Sonya Sodomite-whore

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story? – Elmer Fudd

-Nancy Pelosi Story? – Carol Channing

- Joe Biden Story? A tree stump.

- Bill Clinton? Ron Jeremy

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female?

Gina Bianchini

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November? – Claire McCaskill

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year?

Sure. What does this mean actually?

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car?

My lawn.

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Racist Cracka!

I lived in Hillsborough in the early eighties! I liked it there. The Christmas Parade. Final Fridays. Hog Day. Good times.

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Whoops. That was supposed to be “early oughts.” Sorry.

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family.

George W. Bush – People just don’t understand him, but I love him anyway.

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of?
I hate answering this question… People think I’m bragging. Bo Derek.

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation?
Phylis Diller (Yes, she’s STILL alive) and Greg Gutfeld from Fox’s “Redeye”.

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection?
“Dr. Love” – Tom Jones, “Pleasure and Pain” – Judas Priest, “I Love the Dead” – Alice Cooper, “Dragula” – Rob Zombie, “Life is Beautiful” – Sixx A.M.

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies?
Television, because they play movies!

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X
R, of course.

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie?
Don’t know, don’t care. Didn’t like that show… Guess it would have to be a bunch of whining demos.

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story?
Louie Anderson

-Nancy Pelosi Story?
A shoe my dog had finished chewing up

- Joe Biden Story?
A traffic cone

- Bill Clinton?
Oscar Meyer Bologna

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female?
They are all soooo bad, I guess I’d have to say John Edwards.

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November?
Easy, Harry Reid.

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year?
My neighbors and I already do.

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car?
I still haven’t decided who I’m voting for…

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OOops! that said “historical person”. I have never reminded anyone of any historical person! OMG!! So sorry!!

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family. Sarah Palin

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of? Dopey (of the Seven Dwarfs)

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation? Ronald Reagan and Obama. On second thought, BO without his teleprompter wouldn’t be able to string two words together. Ragan and Marx (the fifth Marx brother, Karl)

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection? Layla, Stormy Monday (Allman Bros. Live at Fillmore version), I Will (Allison Krauss version), Rhapsody in Blue, Here Comes the Sun.

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies? Books

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X R

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie? Hated the show so I wouldn’t know… Biden for Kramer, for sure, though.

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story? Rex Reed

-Nancy Pelosi Story? Glenn Close

- Joe Biden Story? Dustin Hoffman reprising his role from “Rainman”, or Tom Hanks reprising Bubba Gump.

- Bill Clinton? Travolta from “Primary Colors” did him pretty authentically.

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female? There are a couple of leftist cupcakes that appear on Fox whose names escape me that are pretty nice, but not as hot as Monica, Ann or Laura.

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November? Upchuck Schumer and Dingy Harry (tie)

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year? Don’t have to. My conservative voters are already motivated to go out and vote and if we lived in Cook County would do it the Chicago Way and vote a dozen times for all of our dearly departed colleagues.

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car? Not yet.

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family.

—BigFurHat

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of?
—Jason Vorhees

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation?
—Andrew Breitbart — Ted Nugent (though I’d reserve the film rights…)

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection?
— Die MF Die by Dope
— Don’t Fear the Reaper
— Burnin’ Alive by AC/DC
— 1812 Overture
— Heart of Glass by Blonde (I keep picturing our ‘middle’ cat singing this, Zoe is a bit of an attention whore)

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies?

— Books

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X

— R

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie?

— I can’t answer, I hated Seinfeld, never watched a single episode

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story?

— I’d say “Nathan Lane” except I like Nathan Lane

-Nancy Pelosi Story?

— Joan Crawford, as she is now

- Joe Biden Story?

— Will Ferrell, he’s talented at appearing stupid

- Bill Clinton?

— Will Ferrell, he’s talented at appearing stupid

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female?

— No clue, honestly, I try like hell not to look at, listen to, read, encounter, run across or even think about them, my blood pressure is fine right now, it wouldn’t be if I thought about those folks much. Though I can’t remember her name, the daffy woman that Fox uses now and then to present the left’s POV is pretty cute.

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November?

— Pick an incumbent that voted for the current crop of socialist bullshit. Reid, Boxer, Waters, etc. On a personal level Smith (GA congressman) would be a fun one to see go.

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year?

— I would if I knew anyone within 300 miles of where I lived, most of my friends live overseas or in northern Ohio, and Erik Erikson from RedState didn’t return my email…

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car?

— I volunteered to have a Karen Handel sign, however I didn’t really do that in time, so I haven’t seen it appear yet. Since I’m down on the coast this week, it might appear while I’m gone.

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@ Diann

The early whats?

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family.
Sarah Palin
2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of? none

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation? Pelosi and Coulter

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection?
Marley, Buffet, 80’s collection
5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies?
Books!
6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X
pg-13
7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie?
Weiner-Jerry, Bachmann- the girl, fat guy- what’s his name from Minn., Kramer- psycho guy from Florida (rep want you to die guy)
8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story? Pink Pig Gibbs

-Nancy Pelosi Story? Jane Fonda of course

- Joe Biden Story? Mel Gibson- no telling what will come of either of their mouths.

- Bill Clinton? Brad Pitt

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female?
Bill Clinton back in the day, Soledad O’Brien is cute.


10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November? Reid

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year? Sure

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car? Yep, and I’m going to DC in Aug.

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family.

Allen West reminds me of my Father but with a better tan

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of?

John Goodman

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation?

Sarah Plain and Glenn Beck

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection?

I’m Afraid of Americans – David Bowie (nine inch nail version)
Play That Funky Music – Wild Cherry
Can You Here Me – Renaissance
Feed My Frankenstein – Alice Cooper
Every Day is Exactly the Same – Nine Inch Nails

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies?

Books since on a true desert island I am assuming no power and no signals

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X

PG-13

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie?

For Looks only – John Kerry as Cramer, Barney Frank as George, Sarah as Elaine, Bobby Jindal as Jerry.

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

- Barney Frank Story? Truman Capote
- Nancy Pelosi Story? Janeane Garofalo
- Joe Biden Story? Randy Quaid
- Bill Clinton? Bill Bob Thornton

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female?

Male = Anderson Cooper – Female = Keith Oberman

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November?

Trick question – All of them is the only answer

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year?

Yes

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car?

No I am an independent

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@Lennie: Papa was a Throwing Stones – coffee spewer – thanks for being so darn funny!

@Boobie: David Allen Coe song – agree!

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@Jayne Just a couple.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-ujUhDGAeM&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPo6B7Fa1d0&feature=related

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@Jayne, I and a bunch of buddies I grew up with in the 1950s meet every other Thursday night to play pool, shoot a few darts, drink a little whiskey and beer, eat frozen pizza and generally have a great time. We end those Thursday nights with music by the Mavericks.

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family. Rush Limbaugh

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of? No one has ever said.

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation? Dennis Miller and Ann Coulter

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection?

Afternoon Delight by Starlight Vocal Band
Little Willy by The Sweet
Waterloo by Abba
Indian Love Call by Slim Whitman
The Chicken Dance song
***this is my must-have suicide rotation, just in case I got gangrene or something.

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies? Books… there isn’t electricity on desert islands. So much for my suicide inducing song rotation…

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X

R

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie? I never really watched Seinfeld.

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story? Sean Penn

-Nancy Pelosi Story? Margaret Hamilton (She played the Wicked Witch of the West and has been dead since 1985, so she would definitely look the part).

- Joe Biden Story? Leslie Nielson

- Bill Clinton? Danny Bonaduce

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female?

…hmm… I’m drawing a blank…

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November? Reid

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year?
I can’t. I have a pickup truck. I’m only bringing two.

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car? Yard… no. Gadsden flag and NRA sticker on my truck.

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Fur, I was with the thread until the pic of Mo Dowd, then my eyes exploded.

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family.

John Wayne.

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of?

My dad always called me Dondi (comic strip character from way back) so he could be my little brother.

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation?

Reagan is my obvious answer … and I’ll take Jaclyn Smith due to my adolescent and undying infatuation with her.

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection?

Pass

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies?

Books, an unlimited supply of books

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X

PG-13

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie?

never was a seinfeld fan, yeah … I know

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story?

Doesn’t matter, wouldn’t watch it

-Nancy Pelosi Story?

Doesn’t matter, wouldn’t watch it

- Joe Biden Story?

Doesn’t matter, wouldn’t watch it

- Bill Clinton?

Doesn’t matter, wouldn’t watch it

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female?

I can’t even think of a good looking lefty politician (female, I’ll leave males to our beautiful women) Pundit … I’ll go with Contessa Brewer until she opens her mouth.

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November?

Harry Reid (Senate)
Nancy Pelosi (Congress)

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year?

I’m in!

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car?

Hell yeah!! (Ken Buck – CO Senate)

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family.

Until recently, I would have said Andy Griffith.

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of?

When I was young and fat, kids said Louie Anderson. I haven’t heard anyone say anything about me looking like a celeb since

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation?

If it weren’t going to be Rush Limbaugh and President Obumbles, I think Derren Brown and Weird Al Yankovic would be great!

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection?

1. That Russian Trololo song
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY)

2. Theme song to Doogie Howser, M.D.

3. Banking Queen, by Paul Shanklin

4. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a
Planet near Mars by Weird Al

5. It Is Well (the old hymn)

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies?

Books, absolutely.

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X

I’ve actually enjoyed more G rated movies in the past five years than I have R. So I’ll go with G. (I got tired of walking around thinking I’m Tony Soprano)

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie?

Jerry- Henry Waxman
George- Ari Fleischer
Elaine- Hillary Clinton (kind of a spaz)
Kramer- Hillary Clinton

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story? Danny DeVito

-Nancy Pelosi Story? Mary Tyler Moore
(the current face)

- Joe Biden Story? Himself

- Bill Clinton? Dunno…

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female?

Female – I don’t have enough time to think that far… I think that Ann Curry is a leftist, right?

Male – Hillary Clinton

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November?

Barbara Boxer or Harry Reid

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year?

Only if they are all Mexican

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car?

Nope. Tattooed it on my forehead.

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@ squatch

Yee.haw.

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family. Gary Sinise

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of? Sasquatch.

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation? Senator Smalley and Speaker Piglousey. I’d place them in a “very” deep dunk tank, at the far end of the dinner table. And before the “shooting/dunking” began, the conversation would revolve around what happens after the’re “dunked”. Smalley is such an airheaded, intellectual light weight, he’ll be “buoyed” only to the bridge of his nose, and drown. Nanzi, by the lighter than water properties of Botox and silicone implants, will at worst, be bobbing, waist high in the water.

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection? Bloody Mary Morning (Willie),
God Bless America (Ethel M), Sharp Dressed Man, Sweet Dreams,and Nights in White Satin.

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies? Books

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X PG-13

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie?
Jerry – Alan “Yucks” Grayson
George – Harry “the Weasel” Reid
Kramer – Joe “Big Fucking Deal” Biden
Elaine – Debbie Wasserman (Test failed – advanced stage) Schultz

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story? Sean Penn (Alec Baldwin – stand-in)

-Nancy Pelosi Story? Babs (Streisand)

- Joe Biden Story? Alvin Greene (D-SC)

- Bill Clinton? Roman Polanski

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female?
Male – Rachel MadCow; Female – Kweef Olbey

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November? Harry “Tom Daschle” Reid, hands down.

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year? Can’t. I’ll either be poll watching or an election clerk.

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car? No. The tolerant Dims, faithful proponents of Free Speech, always remove or otherwise destroy them.

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Hey Jayne

It was the Third of Muharram (wa wa wa wa)
The day I’ll always feel scarrin’ (Yes I will)
Remember the day that my sister died
Never got a chance to know her
Never heard nuthin but bad things about her
Momma I’m depending on you to tell me the truth
(Momma just hung his head and sighed)

Your Papa was a throwin stones
Cause your sister brought shame to the home
And when she died
The mullah said she was atoned

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Just started reading through some of the posts here…

@SodaCracker, weird that our answers were similar, especially the first one, and you have the same taste in music as I do (well, used to anyway). How old are you?

@Mr. Pinko– dude, GROSS!

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family. ANGELA MERKLE (WE’RE KRAUTS)

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of? I WAS TOLD I LOOK LIKE BETTY BUCKLEY. I SAID, “WHO?”

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation? RUSH LIMBAUGH AND SE CUPP

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection? BABY BLUE (BADFINGER), GEORGIE GIRL, BROWN-EYED GIRL (VAN MORRISON), NO CREO (SHAKIRA), THE TROLLY SONG (JUDY GARLAND)

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies? BOOKS. MY LUCK THE TV WOULD ONLY PICK UP RE-RUNS OF GILLIGAN’S ISLAND.

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X UM. WELL, NC-17 ISN’T HERE, SO…

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie? GEORGE (ROBERT GIBBS), ELAINE (MAUREEN DOWD), KRAMER (ALAN GRAYSON), JERRY (RAHM EMANUEL)

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story? PIA ZADORA

-Nancy Pelosi Story? MARLENE DEITRICH, YES I KNOW SHE’S BEEN DEAD A WHILE — EVEN BETTER!

- Joe Biden Story? THE GUY WHO PLAYED CORKY ON “LIFE GOES ON.”

- Bill Clinton? AN OVER THE HILL, SHOULD HAVE RETIRED YEARS AGO PORN ACTOR. ANY ONE WILL DO.

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female?
MALE: RACHEL MADDOW
FEMALE: EZRA KLEIN
KIDDING. OKAY, SERIOUS: UM. NO, WAIT. GIVE ME A MINUTE.

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November? DAN MAFFEI, DISTRICT 25 NY. GO ANN MARIE BUERKLE!!!

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year? I LIVE WALKING DISTANCE FROM SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY. I’M THE ONLY CONSERVATIVE IN MY WARD.

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car? YES. ANN MARIE BUERKLE FOR CONGRESS “BE HEARD; BACK BUERKLE.”

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@MadMadJack – and Jayne – have you ever followed Raul Malo’s solo albums — he has just the best voice and presence. I like the Mavericks too.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51%2BILBC75vL._SL160_AA115_.jpg

@ Mark – I always loved and read Dondi comics – the best!

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family.

Jeff Foxworthy

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of?

In my much younger and thinner days, and in HER much younger and thinner days, I used to get told all the time I looked like Liza Minelli. Not any more.

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation?

Rush and Obama, just to see Obama soil himself.

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection?

Won’t Get Fooled Again–The Who
Riviera Paradise–Stevie Ray Vaughan
Small Town Southern Man–Alan Jackson
Eine Kleine Nachtmusik–Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Worthy Is The Lamb–Gaither Vocal Band

(I like a lot of different types of music, and this is a good cross-section)

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies?

Radio

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X

Probably R, since most really good movies seem to have that rating.

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie?

Meh. Don’t care.

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story? Truman Capote, if he were still alive.

-Nancy Pelosi Story? Achmed the Dead Terrorist (they have the same eyes)

- Joe Biden Story? Forrest Gump

- Bill Clinton? Hmm.

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female?

None, really. No matter how handsome or beautiful someone may initially appear to be, once they open their mouths and spew their hate and ignorance, they cease to be handsome or beautiful to me.

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November?

All who call themselves “Democrat.” I’m greedy.

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year?

I would love to.

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car?

Not yet, but I plan to. I do have a Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies sticker on my truck window.

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Ladygun,
Obama soiling himself. SNAP!

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family.

Gov. Chris Christy.

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of?

Ozzy Osbourne. (Back when I drank anyway.)

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation?

Rush Limbaugh, George Carlin.

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection?

1-AC/DC If you want blood, you got it. 2- Greatful Dead Ripple 3- Flogging Molly Rebels of the Sacred Heart

4- Cmdr Cody Hotrod Lincholn 5- David Allen Coe You ever even call me by my name.

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies?

Radio

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X

R

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie?

Does it matter? They’er all insufferable hacks.

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story? -Divine.

-Nancy Pelosi Story? -Paul Mcartney

- Joe Biden Story? -Pauly Shore

- Bill Clinton? -Robert Redford

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female?

In all seriousness, Evil is ugly.

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November?

MINE!! Lloyd Doggett

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year?

I’ll need a meet some first.

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car?

No. I’m saving my ammo.

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@Token, I love your answers to #8!!!

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Somebody found my senior picture. Thanks!

Try one with quality sound recording, sheesh!
Roby Lakatos “jazz”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmsYfMtF6mQ

Have another one.

Roby Lakatos – Romania from the album Klezmer Karma
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7D6tCB9AqA

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1- Public figure in my family? GWB
2- Celebrity? Annette Bening
3- Dinner Guests? Ross Perot and Bill Cosby
4- 5 Songs? That’s what I like about you – Romantics
Free Fallin’ – Tom Petty
Paradise by the dashboard light – Meatloaf
Dust in the Wind – Kansas
Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen
5- Desert Island choice? Radio
6- Movies? R
7- Seinfeld? I pass.
8- Barney Frank? Philip Seymour Hoffman
Nancy Pelosi Story? Mary Tyler Moore
Joe Biden Story? Matthew McConaughey
Bill Clinton? Leonardo DiCaprio
9- Handsome Lefty? Shepherd Smith.
10- Losing Politician? Reid
11- Car Pool Voting? I’ve done my job already. And I’m not done yet.
12- Front yard signs? Rick Snyder for Governor. And there’s some in my car in case I need to jump out and decorate a corner.

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family.

Dale Earnhart Jr

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of? Dennis Miller…more in personality than in looks.

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation?

W and Bill Clinton

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection?

Warren Zevon’s “Even a Dog Can Shake Hands”
Toby Keith’s “American Soldier”
Nanci Griffith’s “Love at the Five and Dime”
Warren Zevon’s “Gorilla You’re a Desperado”

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies?

Books

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X

Whaterver Breaker Morant was rated, I’m guessing PG

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie?
Jerry: W the brains of the operation
Elaine: Michelle Bachman
George: Robert Gibbs
Kramer: Joe Biden

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story? Harvey Firestein

-Nancy Pelosi Story? The Crypt Keeper from Tales From the Crypt

- Joe Biden Story? Chris Burke (Corky from “Life Goes On”

- Bill Clinton? Donald Sutherland

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female?
Susan Estridge isn’t half bad looking in an old moonbat kind of way

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November?
Dingy Harry
11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year?
I live in rural Texas…we all drive pick ups and we’re all conservative. I suppose three of us could ride in my F150
12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car?
The HOA bans signs. I have to go to Austin every so often and the libs are known to key pick ups as it is, why antagonize them any further. I do have an NRA Life Member sticker

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family. Ann Coulter

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of? Richard Dreyfuss

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation? Rush Limbaugh Ted Nugent

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection? 1]Texas Radio & the Big Beat [The Doors] 2]Comfortably Numb [Pink Floyd] 3]The Gambler [Kenny Rogers] 4]Mack the Knife [Bobby Darin] 5] Won’t get fooled again [The Who]

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies? Books

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X [PG]

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie? Kramer Joe Biden

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the

-Barney Frank Story? The Aids Quilt

-Nancy Pelosi Story? A Prune, dried out with extra wrinkles

- Joe Biden Story? Totem Pole

- Bill Clinton? Johnny Holmes

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female? Kirsten Powers. There is no such thing as an attractive male, we’re strictly utilitarian.

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November? Barney Fwank

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year? Yes

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car? Yes

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Ginger

It took me 11 hours and 37, minutes but I finally got it.

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1- Name a public figure that seems as though they could be part of your family.

Larry the cable guy

2- What celebrity do people say you remind them of?

I haven’t been accused of looking like a celebrity lately, so I’ll have to self-nominate. Lookswise, try a mix of Nolte, Chuck Connors (the Rifleman,) and David Soul. (tall, blond, Nordic-looking fool) Personalitywise, blend Johnny Carson, Curly Howard (3 Stooges,) Dangerfield, Rush, and throw in Ann Coulter’s cynicism. (Getting in touch with her masculine side, not my feminine side)

3- What two people would you invite to dinner that you think would make the most interesting dinner conversation?

Obama, just so I could bitch-slap him and tell him to STFU, and Mark Knopfler, so I could talk him into busting out his guitar.

4- Five songs that MUST be in your Desert Island Disc collection?

Moody Blues-Wildest Dreams, Orbison-Mystery Girl, Mendellssohn-piece I heard at Dallas symphony, V. Morrison-Brown Eyed Girl, If That Ain’t Country You Can Kiss My Ass

5- Which would you choose if you could only bring one to a desert island – radio, television, books or movies?

If electricity available, radio. If not, depending on duration of stay, a stack of Playboys.

6 – If your movie viewing was restricted to only one rating which would you choose? G, PG, PG-13, R, X

I’d have to go with R, gots to have some good wisecracks and trash talking.

7 – Which politicians would you cast for the four stars of Seinfeld- The Movie?

Jerry-Gavin Newsom
Elaine-Nancy Pelosi (she is an annoying bitch)
Kramer-Joe Biden
George-Alan Grayson

8- Who would you cast to play the lead in the
-Barney Frank Story?

Ned Beatty

-Nancy Pelosi Story?

Hepburn

- Joe Biden Story?

Andy Griffith

- Bill Clinton?

Andy Griffith

9- In all seriousness, who is the best looking Leftist Politician or Pundit? Male? Female?

trick question…..they’re all felony ugly

10- Which senator or congressman do you most want to see lose in November?

Alan Grayson, you go home now. Been here too long. You big boy, eat too much.

11- Will you pledge to organize a voting car pool of at least 4 conservative voters this year?

I can find my way to the polls, bring your ass.

12- Do you have political signs on your lawn or car?

Nope

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D’oh!! Truman Capote should play the lead in Barney Frank story

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@Cracker Annie Mouse, I’m like you, Raul has a great voice and I do listen to his solo albums.

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