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Phil E. Buster
July 31st, 2010
Hillary’s take on “balloon boy”?
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Clever
July 31st, 2010
Looks like a moomoo to me, lol.
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Legal Citizen Doc
July 31st, 2010
Looks like one of those flying squirrel suits.
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Jor-El Lives!
July 31st, 2010
She’s spending so much time in foreign countries that fashions, like this Who-Do-That-Voodoo look, are growing on her.
Chalupa
July 31st, 2010
They’re having a potato sack race at the reception.
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BigFurHat
July 31st, 2010
From the Electrolux Vacuum Bag Collection.
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Grandpa Cracker
July 31st, 2010
Rehearsal dinner had a “Lion King” theme?
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UNCLE KINK
July 31st, 2010
Wonder why Obama wasn’t invited? Afraid he’d lecture the guests on his greatness and make em all want to leave, I guess.
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Dan Ryan Galt
July 31st, 2010
Can the Burqua be far behind?
That’s the closest they have come to having sex in 30 years.
Your lookin at your future here Chelsea and the genes are not on your side.
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AvgDude
July 31st, 2010
Moo Squared
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mkultra
July 31st, 2010
I’d like it a lot better if it covered her head too.
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Cracker Annie Mouse
July 31st, 2010
I see evidence of a boob belt, too. Funny, though, I didn’t think she was a Meshelle fan.
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cfm990
July 31st, 2010
It’s all about recycling. One too many drapes were made.
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Chalupa
July 31st, 2010
It’s just Bubba trying to reclaim first black prez status by having Hillary dress tackier than Michelle.
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Major Malfunction
July 31st, 2010
All she needs is a curtain rod at shoulder height to complete the ensemble.
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Ten-Ten
July 31st, 2010
Actually, I find this to be a very alluring outfit! The way the fabric hugs her curves………AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I’ve lost my freaking mind!!!!!!!11111!11!1!1 I think I’m gonna hurl.
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Snowball the Sourpuss
July 31st, 2010
Bill was feeling a tad too frisky so Hill had to ward him off somehow. That’s why God invented moo-moo’s don’t ya know.
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Quaint Tarah
July 31st, 2010
“I saw this hanging in the window and I just couldn’t resist it.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6bOpJ5elW8
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All Too Much
July 31st, 2010
Her other outfit got a small stain on the front of it.
She’s saving it as evidence.
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FreeManinPA
July 31st, 2010
Omar the tent maker
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MM
July 31st, 2010
It looks like one of those bat suits that guys are flying with after jumping out of planes or off of peaks-of course hers is much more colorful
Hah!
July 31st, 2010
It’s the latest trend… Hag in a Bag
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Navy Squid
July 31st, 2010
Omar the tent-maker has been busy this summer!
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Tong
July 31st, 2010
These dirtbags in the media talking about American royalty really piss me off. F*ck the princess Di crowd. FREEDOM!!
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squatch
July 31st, 2010
Sorry this is OT, but you have GOT to watch this. Alvin Greene ad :
http://www.alvin-greene.com/news/index.php/2010/07/23/alvin-greene-is-on-the-scene/
Snowball the Sourpuss
July 31st, 2010
“Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far, away…”
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Navy Squid
July 31st, 2010
Looks like she smuggled in a couple of illegals under that tent!
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RevolutionNow
July 31st, 2010
All I can say is WTF!!!
JohnD
July 31st, 2010
Bill – does this dress make me look fat?
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Melody
July 31st, 2010
just two more progressives (commies) out on the town spending our money
Navy Squid
July 31st, 2010
Oh look, kids. The circus is in town. Wave to the nice elephant!
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RevolutionNow
July 31st, 2010
Now now Squid, you know she isn’t an elephant… She’s a Jackass
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Anonymous
July 31st, 2010
She’s constipated and bloated from the travel…no kidding.
JohnD
July 31st, 2010
The new “green” dress. Hides those unsightly porky caves and can be used as a sail for Kerry’s 50′ yacht.
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Jayne
July 31st, 2010
monica lewinsky must be laughing her butt off
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Navy Squid
July 31st, 2010
A good gust of wind, and she’d be airborne. Just like Bullwinkle in the Macy’s parade!
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GRIZZ
July 31st, 2010
Hides her scrotum nicely
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JoeO
July 31st, 2010
Low hanging meat curtains. Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.
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donde
July 31st, 2010
somewhere there’s a Holiday Inn missing three curtains.
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Saxindacity
July 31st, 2010
First time I’ve ever seen a turquoise colored tent. I was wondering what her trips to the middle-east might have accomplished so far.
Grandpa Cracker
July 31st, 2010
She wanted to make altruisticly certain that she did not upstage Chelsea.
….. I’m sorry but yeah, you really do gotta go to extremes to elevate Chelsea to the beautiful swan descriptives….
R.Neville
July 31st, 2010
If you had an abdomen the size of Manhattan, and an ass the size of Long Island, you’d wrap them in 30 yards of cheesecloth too. Couple those terrific attributes with Bills glowing red schnozz and they make some kind of couple, huh?
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olpicker
July 31st, 2010
Michelle is her new fashion advisor.
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Grandpa Cracker
July 31st, 2010
Maxine Waters, Charles Rangel, Charles and Shirley Sherrod…….ooof….
had to find some way to show solidarity for the congressional black caucus.
Bilgeman
July 31st, 2010
Do you think Bilbo spooged on that dress, too?
And to be fair about it…what’s with HIM?
Your only daughter is the bride…wear something more formal than a JC Penney blue blazer, a pair of Dockers slacks and a polo shirt.
This is your daughter’s wedding…not casual fucking Friday at the insurance office, you ignorant and uncouth over-edumacated hillbilly!
God, but that man’s soul will forever be trapped in an Arkansas trailer park!
At least he didn’t wear flip-flops, cut off jeans and a bowling team shirt.
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Cracker Annie Mouse
July 31st, 2010
You know, that really is just awful – Bill’s pants are looking very Barney Frank-ish and Hillary looks like they caught her coming out of the shower, so she grabbed the curtain and (thank goodness) used it for cover.
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Cracker Annie Mouse
July 31st, 2010
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=27382
barney, losing his grip.
Snowball the Sourpuss
July 31st, 2010
Did anyone see the episode of Las Vegas when this bitchy casino owner was wearing something like that wreck on Hillary? She was chewing out one of her employees on top of the hotel when a gust of wind took her ass sailing over the side! Funny!
You had to be there.
Bilgeman
July 31st, 2010
Hillary has always dressed very….interestingly.
Even back to her days as a college student.
Who could forget?
http://rallygrrrl.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/clinton-college-handsup.jpg
She’s well aware I’m sure, of the reaction her more daring wardrobe selections evoke:
http://www.southdacola.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hillary_clinton.jpg
But what the Hell? She found her soul-mate:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1jtJODDWyKU/Sb-XV2nrVqI/AAAAAAAABZ4/i9oEr72bu8c/s400/Hillary+in+her+college+basketball+days.jpg
And their daughter had a lovely wedding to a nice investment banker and son of a one term Washington Congresswoman.
Later on, Billary snuck up to Woodstock and dropped a few tabs of acid.
donabernathy
July 31st, 2010
Looks like she she is thinking about steal n one of them porcelain port-a-potties by stuff n it under her “dress”.
roflmao
Racist Cracka
July 31st, 2010
Ain’t that a sarong?
Lulu
July 31st, 2010
My take is more charitable than most. She has a bad body from the waist down and her arms are probably a bit droopy by now. This is her idea of summer cocktail and short wouldn’t work. The alternative would have been yet another pantsuit. She appears to feel very feminine and flowy in all that chiffon, so I say let her be.
I am not and never will be a fan of hers, so this really is charity night.
Bill looks much older with that weight off. The turkey neck thing is not a good look.
Lulu
July 31st, 2010
PS. These were not their clothes for the wedding, but their attire for what seems to have been a more casual do at a local hotel last night.
Paladin
July 31st, 2010
Definitiely the flying squirrel look for sure. The two together remind me of Rocket J. Squirrel and Bullwinkle Moose.
Corona
July 31st, 2010
She’s a couch!
IOpian
July 31st, 2010
Somewhere a Hilton Hotel room is missing a shower curtain.
k
July 31st, 2010
cow
reeko
July 31st, 2010
she’s learned a new way to hide cankles. isn’t that the Brazilian flag she’s wrapped in?
Chalupa
July 31st, 2010
It’s a sari – she should be, but she’s not. With all the apologizing Barry does, he should wear a sari too.
Acornholio
July 31st, 2010
Sure is an extreme way to cover the ankles from hell.
FreeManinPA
July 31st, 2010
hefty hefty sinch sack
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FreeManinPA
July 31st, 2010
That testicle lock box is getting very large
FreeManinPA
July 31st, 2010
It must take a few line men to keep that one from blowing away
even steven
July 31st, 2010
No wonder she always wears pant suites.
Mkultra
July 31st, 2010
Cfm990, TD’d your post by mistake. I’m getting too damned old to post with a phone.
Angry Pancreas
July 31st, 2010
Does Bill ever where anything that matches?
Hillary looks like the Sargasso Sea.
MemphisRebel
July 31st, 2010
Can’t touch this…. Na Na Na Na….Na Na…Na Na
Can’t touch this…. Na Na Na Na….Na Na…Na Na
HAMMERTIME……
MemphisRebel
July 31st, 2010
Reminds me of the “Hillary Meal Deal” KFC had a few years ago:
2 extra-large thighs
2 small breasts
2 left wings
GerryK
July 31st, 2010
@lulu—-There will NEVER be any charity for those two from me. They aren’t worthy of it.
Besides, when I first saw this picture, I thought it was a “still” from the remake of the old “Ma & Pa Kettle” series.
Mr. Pinko
July 31st, 2010
That dress is suppose to distract you from the Congressional hearings – and it’s doing it’s job.
MemphisRebel
July 31st, 2010
Reminds me of the “Hillary Meal Deal” KFC ran a few years back:
2 extra-large thighs
2 small bre#sts
2 left wings
Frosteetoes
July 31st, 2010
The psychedelic flying squirrel from Magical Mystery Tour. Designed by Peter Maxx. Sold at TJ Maxx. She be a fly girl!
Salve
August 1st, 2010
It would have been better for The United States of America, and possibly the world, had Bill and Hillary gotten lost!
Salve
merle
August 1st, 2010
Hillary lost her luggage ,Bill has baggage ( does hillary ever wear a blue nightie ?
Joe Btfsplk
August 1st, 2010
Oprah didn’t get an invite, but her dress did!
Bilgeman
August 1st, 2010
Lulu:
“These were not their clothes for the wedding, but their attire for what seems to have been a more casual do at a local hotel last night.”
Thank GOD!
I would hope so. As much as I despise the UberFrauFuhrer and the Horndog-in-Chief, I wouldn’t want them to embarrass Chelsea on her wedding day.
I reckon she’s been through enough trauma from those two freaks.
MissInMich
August 1st, 2010
Well, this outfit certainly skims all her trouble spots
wehrmeister
August 1st, 2010
Me thinks they used Hillary as the screen for the Chelsea picture slideshow at the reception…
Dubya
August 1st, 2010
The kankles are spreading……
vera
August 1st, 2010
I did not know they make summer snuggy!
Tim
August 1st, 2010
Sad part is, Obama’s got me missing Bonnie and Clod.
funny_people
August 1st, 2010
The White House was mysteriously missing a few items after Bill’s departure. Looks like we found an old tablecloth.
http://tinyurl.com/reagan-change
wehrmeister
August 2nd, 2010
Ugghh, Swamp Creature being led back to the lagoon.
wehrmeister
August 2nd, 2010
Even more ugghh, watching “Today” show, saw downblouse shot of her getting out of a van in her tie-died tater sack. Anyone recommend best way of removing vomit from your keyboard?
johnr
August 2nd, 2010
Who’s hiding under there? Was she given a full body scan? I’d hate to to be the guy who has to scan her.
Georg Felis
August 4th, 2010
Torn between:
“I just saw them in the window and had to have them” (Carol Burnett reference)
and
“I’m sorry Mrs. Clinton, we just didn’t know. If you will go back to pant suits, I promise we’ll quit making fun of them. Please. Think of the children.”